The engineer asks him, "what the heck did you do that for? Now we're late for the conference *and* you started a fire!"

The mathematician smiles and responds, "I've reduced our problem to one we already know how to solve!" 😁

lmao

That mathematician must have been Antifa if he was destroying trash cans.

A mathematician, physicist and engineer come across a large room with a beautiful woman in a bed on the other side

A demon appears and says if you can get to her she's yours

However you can only travel half of the distance to her, and half of you previously traveled distance each subsequent time

The mathematician says " at that rate of halfing I'll never get to her" so he dejectedly leaves

Sure it works in practice @ThisIsChris, but does it work in theory?

The physicist says " I'll only get to her after an infinite amount of time" so he dejectedly leaves

The Freiheit says, "I'll just walk double the distance between us and walk half way back."

The engineer looks acros the room, does some mental math and walks halfway.

The demon asks why is he going, he'll never make it

The engineer replies, "yeah, but in a bout five minutes I'll be close enough for it not to matter"

lmao

Engineers are the real chads

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The flat earther walks around her.

@Ecarttev that's a good one

speaking of engineers

there's a lot of obscure engineering degrees that make massive amounts of money

seems like a pretty smart choice

especially since some of them probably aren't *that* difficult, it's just that they make a lot of money because everyone focuses on the "cool" sounding degrees like computer science

Petroleum engineer starts at like 96k I heard

@Jacob
> the "cool" sounding degrees like computer science

to be completely honest

I chose my degree because "I'm 16 and this sounds fun"

@Ecarttev and no greenies going into petroleum engineering 😎

honestly we shouldn't be letting kids choose degrees lmao

In a lot of countries they have a fixed number of seats per degree

So, ya know, if you score highest on the philosophy exam then yeah ok the state will subsidize your philosophy education

but if you're like the 200th kid in the country on philosophy, sorry bucko but pickup a STEM degree

that's pretty based

every country should do that

I mostly agree, but I worry what would happen if the rootless cosmopolitan financiers and journalists got total control of those testing institutions

"Oh you think marriage is between a man and a woman? Sorry we don't have enough seats in theology for you this year"

so, I kinda agree but it's a double-edged sword

I can see a time soon when it's all online, and minimal formal University learning will occur

Soon ( TM)

@ThisIsChris ya I guess

but I mean once we change the system

@Jacob yeah definitely

We can make it in our image

@Jacob Any obscure engineering degrees you'd recommend? I'm going for my engineering degree right now.

oh my life is kind of a mess right now so I'm not in a positions to give recommendations

I live off $10,000 a year lol

but I mean if you're curious just look up "highest paying degrees"

Okay, thanks

Some chick at the bar asked if I was a feminist after dancing with her for 2 seconds. I said “only a little” and next thing you know I have a middle finger from her friend on my nose. Told her “thank you for being tolerant of my beliefs.”

Next time Ill just say Im muslim fuck it.

Epic.

“Have I got a hijab to sell you honey”

@Evan honestly though, I would urge everyone to look into options besides college

Idk, I did that for a bit. But school does push me more than just doing it on my own.

Petroleum Engineering

It's not like I'm gonna get feminist brainwashed

If you’re willing to live in more obscure locales

no no no that's not the issue

I've taken SJW classes and I turned out fine after them

it's just that college is a huge time and money drain

I've heard good things about Petroleum engineering.

I know there was a big boom of petroleum engineering

There's a Packaging Science degree that apparently makes a lot of money

how hard can that be?

literally designing boxes

jesus christ

only drawback is it sounds uncool

Even above “how much does it make,” consider “could I do this every day and not fall into existential depression”

my uncle was one of these engineers that designed things like door handels

but at least with that, after a decade he moved past it

I find computer science pretty depressing tbh lol

@Jacob logistics centered majors are great.

Kind of interested in getting a political science degree but it's useless

https://erdc.wa.gov/data-dashboards/earnings-for-graduates

Also I might get expelled

check this website out

it's for Washington but I mean you're in Oregon so it can't be that different

and you probably know some of these schools

my advice is, always consider the economy. that is, if it goes to hell, what types of jobs would still remain critical?

If with a political science degree you’re trying to go to law school, I’d suggest you get a degree in something else. You can get into law or medical school with a degree in anything.

Diversity studies of course

My uncle got into medical school with a degree in furniture design.

AHAHAHAHA

Nah would just be a bachelors

http://catalog.clemson.edu/preview_program.php?catoid=18&poid=4327&returnto=549

okay this actually looks kinda difficult

Might do buissiness and economics because that's close and more practical

Also not terribly difficult

Math is very concrete

my friend is the same age as me and she makes $21 an hour starting

literally more than my mom

only took like an 8 month course

I feel like if I go to college in going to be sipping the go off juice on day one and reveal my power level

I reveal my power level daily

I took a cultural studies class with a super leftist professor and was constantly revealing it

still got an A in the class

Petroleum engineering 4 lyfe

How’s this for anti white propaganda: “There is no such thing as an innocent whites person, because every one is a potential ni**er killer”- Line from Song of Solomon, the book we’ve been assigned

Yikes.

what class, if you don't mind me asking?

English

Unfortunately I have to take it this year

I'd report that book and teacher to the SPLC

Pretty sure they’d concur with that message

Yeah that teacher needs a little attention

lol

Given that it was released in the 70's - and it's message.. I'd say there's little disagreement.

>Song of Solomon...

Oh and of course it talks about men abandoning their wives too

Smh

Smwh

(Shaking my white head)

Well, it's not like the target audience reads it anyway...doubtful it had an impact.

Does anyone have interesting or unique non-political hobbies?

Personally I am into bonsai collecting as well as tinkering on cars and motorcycles - sometimes for profit.

I collect books

(I know, big surprise on that one)

I also lift/do calesthenics/box, but most members should be doing that.

@Salo Saloson Anything in particular?

I'll tinker with motorcycles a little bit

i have at least

Krav Maga (yes I know where it comes from) and trumpet

at the moment I've been working on trying to hunt down a pretty rare book from the 30s

doesn't it come from california

@Papa Pizzagate everyone here is into keto

Israel

@Jacob Thats not a hobby lol.

israel just paid some guy to come up with it

I'd do my Egyptology stuff more, but that's hard to do these days

i gotta fact check

I'm doing alot less of that myself, focusing on fasting more.

@Salo Saloson very cool.

@Papa Pizzagate if reading about politics is a hobby, isn't reading about nutrition a hobby?

Israel, California...hardly a difference

@Jacob It's just a diet.

We have more Mexicans though.

I'd love to start a companion or hobby business someday, importing Kei cars and vans from japan.

nvrm on the krav maga

Really unique stuff that you ~~never~~ seldom see stateside...

Kei are cool

😳 what counts as a hobby?

Collecting stamps

wow weird stuff. never seen those

tbh I don't even like politics it's just too important not to think about

Collecting newspaper headlines of crimes committed by tan Germans

Idk, something you do for fun and personal fulfillment. I asked specifically non political though. I think most here share that in common.

Ian is building profiles of us for dox

Don't trust

I disavow

@Freiheit - CA Yeah I found a really cool YT channel with a Kei collector. He;s got some interesting stuff. Besides specialized businesses, the west coast is where it's at.

I'm basically just at school all the time, and the gym. I've hardly had time for anything else

people read about nutrition for fun and personal fulfillment

@Freiheit - CA We have new people joining every day. Not everyone will know that you're just joking and that we're friends.

I'd be careful about saying stuff like that.

Lol

I used to go to the gym a lot but now since I live off campus it's really annoying to walk 30 minutes both ways every time I wanna work out so I've just been doing push ups and stuff

I stopped talking to girls irl because @Papa Pizzagate always shows up and calls me thirsty when I meet someone interesting

Haha

whos got the best deadlift in ie

thats the real question

Ian does

Probably one of the Jersey guys.

lol

LOL No! not me @Freiheit - CA

🤣🤣🤣

outside of politics I talk to girls more than I talk to guys these days

Chad

not even purposely it just kinda happened that way

Better buy that KIA

Nick and PTSD Jaji put up MASSIVE numbers.

my mom called me 4 times in a row yesterday to yell at me for wanting to buy it

Make sure you have a comf passenger seat with a warmer

I probably won't buy it

cozy

Are you looking for a car, Jacob?

I have an offer

What year is the KIA?

2002

hmm

Milage?

Price?

200 something thousand

$500

Don't touch it.

Automatic I assume?

no it's manual

That's the only reason it made it to 200k

an optima?

Spectra

Trust Ian @Jacob he's a car whisperer

I feel like for that price I might as well

but I probably won't

You'll spend what you're saving on the transmission is my guess

I mean, a running driving car for 500 is always a decent deal, but Kia was a rough brand 17 years ago.

Based on what @Papa Pizzagate is saying

if it breaks I could sell it for parts

you probably don't want to part it

@Papa Pizzagate to answer your earlier question about hobbies. I canoe, backpack, nordic ski and dogsled often.

it would take a yard and a lot of time

They had so-so engines and terrible transmissions, but given it's a manual that's one issue eliminated.

I'd just sell the whole thing and someone could use it for parts

you may be able to auction it off or have a junk yard take it

Evan is right, you'd sell it to a scrap yard for like $150, best case scenerio.

exactly

someone else will part

it

anyway all of this is probably a moot point since I'm probably not gonna end up buying any car any time soon

Well let me know when you're ready to buy. Bring me a budget and what kind of vehicle you want. I've gotten some incredible deals on craigslist for myself, friends and family.

What do You want from the vehicle? Transport of you, goods, people, all three?

make sure if you go on craigslist to post a similar car but for slightly less

the other person selling will see that as if thats what they sell for

@Papa Pizzagate oh I'm ready, I'm just tired of being borderline emotionally abused by my parents every time I try to make a decision they don't like

Holy smokes @Evan that is too clever!

so I usually do what they say so they calm down

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@Freiheit - CA I want to stop breaking my back and making multiple trips a week to buy groceries

Just get one of those chinese lady grocery strollers.

@Jacob Carabiner

sounds like your life will improve drastically with a car. Just get one even if you have to pick up a few a hours a week

Yeah, do you have a bus stop nearby? @Jacob I used panniers on my bicycle for months before I got my motorcycle.

yes

it's still a pain in the ass

Get a cart

@Evan my quality of life will probably decrease when you factor in the extra harassment from my parents

Two big carabiners

I haven't owned a car since 2014 - it has saved me a lot of money just relying on public transit

Yesterday my mom called me 4 times in the span of like 30 minutes to yell at me about how I caused their divorce and I'm literally giving her health problems... because I considered buying a car

Ask your parents for a ride then.

Oh...nvm

also biking

I don't think my parents want to drive 5 hours across the state to take me to the grocery store

and I genuinely rather break my back than be in the car with them

Lol

My mom would offer me rides to work when I lived with her and I would never accept because they drive me insane

If they are 5 hours away, do they have to know

my dad sees my bank account

@Nemets I disagree on public transportation, but it's likely cheaper where you are. I still bike often for groceries.

@Jacob open a new account and save

uhhh ya I rather not get my ass beaten when they somehow find out

yeah, no need to cause a rift in family over a car

oh the rift is there and it's permanent

One time my mom threatened to stab herself and blame it on me... because I was up too late

my parents are genuinely crazy

kurwa...

@Nemets also very good to see you, wish we could have talked more, everything was so busy

I mean, oof!

😯

@Freiheit - CA nice to see you too man - you gotta come down to LA sometimes

or just invite me to a norcal event

Maybe you guys should plan a huge action on a Sunday.

We can do that also