yeah I almost spoked me eye out with a spoon !

@Goose Let's make that happen!

Sporks are the product of utensil mixing

CNN: *America will be sporks by 2100*

@Goose nah it’s all good they’re maga.

feds reading this chat are desperately googling the connection between intellectual white supremacy and spoons

Ban sporks now.

COME AND TAKE IT

BASTE

Based

T_D is cancerous today, so many posts like that @Logan

T_D ?

All 2 based blacks posting photos...

(the_Donald)

@Sam Southern - TN tomorrow it will be better.

DJT will ban people with tans by EO

Molon labe, fam

And Kavanaugh will affirm his right to do so

Has anyone see the key and people black republican skits? It’s actually pretty funny.

*Meet Local Single serving spoons Now | We've found 67 spoons in insert [zipcode=true]*

I'm heavily reminded of the stormer article that dropped after Kav was confirmed about the first week of laws that Kav was going to pass @Logan

First time voting in a general election at the age of 19.

I hope Kavanaugh is bitter for the next 40 years over that bs.

He'll vote further right than he ever would have, just to spite the left.

Congratulations, Hakujin, you honorable patriot.

spoons = sign of wealth (classist), require thumbs (abelist), used by only advanced civilizations (racist and xenophobic), stack neatly (anti-LGBT/ pro-binary)

Oh gawd, the symbolism!

@Hakujin - CA So many languages.

the feds right now <:nervous:359009898115104770> 🤔

Silver spoons> stainless

"spoons represent colonization with the slurping of resources"

For those of you living in IL, you and Kanye probably had the same ballot.

@Walt Yep 13 languages when you include English.

Gross

Including English is racist!

I voted !

We don't speak foreign here in America.

English is promoting nativism.

Sipppp

V. Balboa, if you had had a voting sticker on that can, you'd have 100 reactions on it.

so is everyone super ex-sighted about the up coming dinner

Voting day general chat - Now

Totally

The dinner will be awesome

Which way Western man?

VA sucks.

who knew we could turn spoons ethnonationalist so quick?

*NoVA sucks.

Yea and the coast

and it is infesting the rest of the state with bedsheet people and other nonwhites

Va beach is awful too

The coast in Maryland is great

I was appalled to see bedsheet Muslims in Fredericksburg recently. <:sad:366743316475281408>

Yeah, Eastern MD is huwhite.

Haha last time I drove through Maryland they was a Muslim praying to the dumpster at a sheetz or wawa I stopped at.

Like, you can't even go into the damned country in VA now without seeing some terrorist makers. Sad.

so many butch lesbians in the north east.
idk how y'all survive up there

Less competition for feminine women.

true

@Goose VA is the south.

I'm glad I don't have to try and date around here (married), it would be awful.

Technically MD is the south too...

Dating is awful. Every guy I meet ends up having a trap fetish.

i aint gay or anything

Too much porn.

@Nerv - VA was*

Trap fetish. 🤢

Yeah, I always get up to him introducing me to his parents, and they tell me has likes traps. It's disgusting, seriously.

"oh he loves traps! definitely gets it from his father hahahaha"

wait, wait, wait

the guy admits to liking traps?

THe last guy I dated (he was in the NSA) had a junkrat daki with the back side of it being junkrat's bare booty. Disgusting.

wut

What?

🤢 🤢 🤢

me thinks we gettin' trolled here bois

@Selmayou poor thing🤢

>not liking traps in 2018
seriously?
next thing y'all will start saying furries are degenerate

Huh

archival footage: IE handing illegal immigrant over to ICE

>dating NSA
Is our chat safe?

I'm very confused: _why_ would a member of the NSA have a Junkrat daki

@missliterallywho The feds are so confused with the spoon posting, they have no clue what to do atm

and the big question: did he actually main Junkrat?

sleepy dog

legit dated a guy in NSA and he mained D.va.

wow. the NSA has SHIT taste

I’m so confused 🤷🏼‍♂️

Oosh

#SpoonLivesMatter

Your young people lingo is going over my head

Same here

@Selma NSA isn't so bad, a lot of math nerds

Is metatron gay or a female?

Female

I feel like I'm explaining Bitcoin to my boomer parents all over again

We don't allow gays in IE, in all seriousness

Exactly

Not openly gay*

Wtf,now your just messing with his mind😂

Suspected, closeted gays are also not allowed

sleepy cat

i love resting bitch face on cats 😂

thats just her face dont be sexist jesus

For example, Richard Spencer would not be allowed under this rule

Yep,too cute

guys always telling my cat to smile

Among other rules

sexist as hell

Whiskey Dick, what a g*y

Did anyone watch the Bannon/Frum debate?

Nope

i saw bannon on fleccas talks (with his spoon)

nah. I watched an interview Sargoy did with Bannon though. Good stuff.

Put down the torch, pick up the spoon

Watching that Tucker vid shared

@Goose Is Styx secretly /ourguy/? 🥄 🤔

Not sure,don't really think so,Styxx is more an individualist i think

@Asatru Artist - MD i know nothing about Styx besides the fact that his shirtless body in a leather jacket disturbs me

@Nerv - VA the Bannon/Frum debate is definitely worth a watch

Styx with a shirt on isn't Styx at all.

styx is a libertarian

and not a particularly right-wing lolbert at that

Styx hides his powerlevel but I think he’s unironically still a lolbert.

I would rather see him with a shirt,thanks

@celticflame More of a joke since he clanks his spoon and we have no coopted spoons for Identitarianism.

Hahaha!😂 @Asatru Artist - MD

yeah, he's def a solid lolbert

>leather jacket, no shirt
How nasty are the armpits on that jacket?

He gets it though.

Clank ,yes he does

@Cainnech - VA yea I watched it. It was pretty good.

Gonna finish working on another Nutcracker, while listening to utube😉🧙‍♂️

do nutcrackers actually crack nuts?

yes

the mouth will crush your nuts <:nervous:359009898115104770>

*They can*, but does anyone do it?

no 😃

When will first exit polls come out?

I think the first state polls close ~6pm

Are there any nutcracker in doll-style but made of something stronger than wood?

When do election results start coming in?

Decorative nutcrackers do not crack nuts

wish i had a wife to make a nutcracker joke

nutcracker in 2018 frens

Reeeeeeeeeeee

#Nutcracka

Always a white girl and a black dude... 😡

Brazil nuts

@Asatru Artist - MD they didn't replicate the actual story at all, even with the diversity. So it's really not The Nutcracker.

@missliterallywho It will be to this generation though. <:sad:366743316475281408>

They are blacking literally everything we charish from our history.

@Asatru Artist - MD This generation big ghey

Disney also did Sleeping Beauty wrong

Kemp is gonna win you guys

Hell yeah

Victory cigar ready, beer in the fridge

only nutcracker i acknowledge is the one where the rats are the bad guys

You aren't going to get an anti-gun QWEEN?

They aren't even basing it off Tchaikovsky's Nutcracker, what a travesty of a movie

I’m registered in my home town and everyone in my town votes with their race and the polling spot was 90% white

@Goose The only Robin Hood I acknowledge is the Fox.

@Virgil Tchaikovsky didn't write The Nutcracker, friend. Only the music.

Georgia polls close at 7pm

Only bad side is I get to see all my old classmates.

Less than 2 hours from now

Hope Steve king wins.

E.T.A. Hoffmann wrote The Nutcracker

Steve King is the closest thing we have to /ourguy/ in govt right now.

Corey Stewart would be awesome but he was way down in the polls.

Steve King has a commanding lead in the run up, right?

The media says he only has a 4 point lead, which means 8, lol

2018 Election MAGArita:

2 oz Tito's Handmade Vodka
1/2 oz Triple Sec
1 1/2 oz Lemon Juice
1 1/2 oz Lime Juice
1 oz #Liberal Tears
1/2 oz Sugar Syrup

Just like they tried to meme that Beto could actually take Cruz

They spent like 100 million on Beto.

Polls are leftie cope posts

@Nerv - VA Imagine the POC the Dems could have helped with 100 million (if they actually cared about POC...)

@Flint @Nerv - VA @&$#blocked by Veritas gang gang 😎

I want the definitive results so the thunder can strike on the once again fake media polling

https://youtu.be/veE5-O6wACw

Just watched this,its this crap that pisses off a bunch of us!!

>non-citizens
>voting
Welcome to the Democrat party in 2018 (and probably many years before)

That's in Texas,wonder how many other states.

The veritas vid

@Logan Man, these leftist women are literally unstable.

I'm glad Trump broke these people.

Goodness gracious lady... sneeze, pee, laugh, and cry while waiting in line?

I have a 5 week old baby that doesn't do that

When Obama was elected (twice), I wasn't happy, but I went on with life because he won fair and square (possibly...).

I gritted my teeth every time i heard that race baiting pile of garbage, but he was my President, so...

I was super mad after his reelection, but I never cried and got violent

that's because you are a functioning human being.

Honestly McCain was pretty bad.

McCain and Romney both were awful

I had to vote Romney and McCain, it was the lesser of two evils.

Barely.

So was W. Bush, Bush Sr, and amnesty giving Reagan

I voted ron Paul.

Yeah, the least Republican of all recent GOP presidents (Trump) has done the most to actually conserve something.

Steve King 2024

The sneeze, pee, laugh, cry thing would be perfectly normal for a woman who had just given birth, but something tells me she has no children

"President King" has a nice ring to it, lol

Women pee when they laugh. That is why there are no female comedians.

also i r smart

working on this "Decorative Nutcracker" and no i don't think these ones crack nuts,lol😂

How many are you making @celticflame ?

This is the last of the 3 big ones I'm making.

I have some other smaller ones,but those are a serious pain to paint

I don't see any paint on your hand, you aren't doing it right.

Today White Republicans everywhere are voting to oppress WOMEN like this. Like and favorite if u agree

i remember being in HS during the '08 election and said there'd be a civil war in america in about 10 years

I would love to see that guy go back to his home country like that...

looks like i wasn't too far off

May work on these later,but i prefer the bigger ones

My dad told me if McCain won, there'd be race riots.

oof, those are tiny.

Then he wrote helter skelter on the wall.

Yeah, I always thought Obama and his base would wake white people up en masse

@Selma Notice how "if Obama won, there would be race riots" wasn't a thing? <:usinnoodle:420778112226164736>

It was just agonizing waiting for it to happen. Kind of like watch Europe now

And @Asatru Artist - MD I had a bunch of paint on my right hand the other day,lol😉

You're a pretty smart artist, Asatru.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every once in a while 😉

*Smartist*

dad jokes..

Lol😂

Begone, Flint.

Thank goodness McCain can't run for President ever again

Yes Thankgod!

Thanks tumor!

@Selma I'm the smartest smarist, so watch it

Da tumor

Tumor McBrain

I would feel bad about these jokes if he wasn't such a murderous warmonger.

But alas...

Yep

Alrighty ttyl😉

I unironically think he did not die of natural causes.

Q?

I don't know the ins and outs of it, but the surrounding circumstances are fishy

Yea they were weird

Going to have a blót for Red Wave soon https://youtu.be/1yU9QyBa-v0

hmm, I'm not following.

The whole situation was eerie and unlike what one would expect a man who simply died of a tumor to be

The funeral, the attendees, the fear surrounding it, the Lindsey Graham questions, the changing leg brace