"Let me tell you about Blue Apron, fellow whites."

I got a sticker. 😀

>tfw no IE lapel pin next to it <:sad:366743316475281408>

Wait you have to sign up for the draft?

I thought that was something that was done when I got my drivers license/federal papers and stuff

I have a passport and ID and everything

tf

@Trashboat yes within 6 months of turning 18

Hmm

If I didn't

@Trashboat if you didn't then you face ineligibility for lots of government programs like financial aid, and you face possible fines and imprisonment

That's gay

https://www.sss.gov/Home/Registration

>possible fines
lmao what

But you should do it

@ThisIsChris ha jokes on you, i identify as a female toddler

Gotta sign up for Zion!

Well I have a meeting with my recruiter tomorrow so I can talk to him about it I guess

@NateDahl76 the government might enforce the law at any time

did koba have to register too? or are dogs exempt?

Looks like they have to register too:

@ThisIsChris true that, if something looks like it’s about to hit the fan they sure will

Koba's final form.

/Pupper Carlson/

what's y'alls predictions on house and senate numbers?

@Goose , I have money that Dems will get 230 or less house seats. For GOP I had 53-55, but today I made it 53 to 56

56 🤞

One of those is Romney, might as well not count it

i went with vince on his 219 republican house seats

in the house that 230 or less is just a safe range for my money, I really think both parties will be no more than seven seats from 218

Grandpa from Mexico, Governor of Massachusetts, Senator from Utah! Quite the Rootless Cosmopolitan!

Think GAB might open up a payment processor we could use?

waiting on these results to come in

Know people have been reaching out to them.

/r/ChapoTrapHouse's highest post about the election right now is cheering on *Beto O' Rourke* in Texas. These people are delusional.

Check out @getongab’s Tweet: https://twitter.com/getongab/status/1059842853608796162?s=09

how does one become a payment processor?

@Goose I think you have to be Jewish.

@Goose They are the only ones that can do math.

Holy Crap. Pat Buchanan turned eighty today...

Man, imagine how much money you could make by being a payment processor

It's not that hard. It only requires a couple grand in equipment

i'm in

I looked into it months ago

Yeah there's 75k that needs to be put on reserve, right?

I think that's the main requirement

Kek nvm

Who here has a few tens of thousands laying around to put as reserve?

It's not crazy, we could issue IE liberty bonds

I mean, I'm sure if like 4 of us got together, we could do it

I could give you some quarters from behind the bed

Identity Payment Processors, INC. when?

@Goose how much moolah you got?

3.50

Nice

I have a cool 7 bucks

*digs under couch pillows*

that's a meal at McDonald's!

@John O - i just spent my shekels on a house <:sad:366743316475281408>

@Goose There has to be a investor out there that would back it for us.

Congratulations, dude

Congrats @Goose !

I got this

I voted MAGA

thanks, looking forward to hosting some of the IE crew in the future

Identity Investments & Payment Processing Inc.

@Goose Congrats brah.

i guess IE does have a clubhouse in New Orleans now

Two. Party. System. https://external-preview.redd.it/LxTh1zrVm--9uU8Sd4v6Jhbh_TEj1_U0Xw7N9zpBlgU.jpg?auto=webp&s=806d39ed89adc38f8c3b8e83874ffde823b14eeb

🤔

Are they reaching out?

what do michelle obama and don lemon have in common?

both are gay black men with a thing for white dudes

I think if Michelle was trans, she would have come out for extra 'stunning and brave' points to take an Illinois Senate seat.

Sometimes a muscular woman with unfortunate facial structure is just that.

Small hands, big pencil.

Is there a liberal equivalent to Carpet Baggers?

as in?

Coming out of the local HS after voting almost everyone has a blue sample ballot meaning they intend to vote Dem. Only an old white woman with a green ballot

It’s a blue district as it is but so demoralizing hopefully y’all have seen better

I put window flags up on my car to increase that flag effect

As in liberals from Cali who move to conservative areas to make them more blue

don't mind doge hair on my jacket

@fgtveassassin i already call them carpet baggers

or "transplants"

transplants has been a slur for outsiders for some time in new orleans

@Ald does that say "Yo Vote"?

Yep <:really:453005408064241674>

My polling place report: had long lines (15 min wait) during early voting. Drove by just now to look, no line at all. Also a violin player outside...kind weird. A few Beto pricks with signs. Nobody there representing Ted Cruz

I LOATHE dc transplants

are they trying to be "hip" or speaking illegalese?

No that’s Spanish goose lol

borthers how is the elections going

Too early to tell

Chatted with the MAGA hat people outside a bit

@VinceChaos pinstripe 👌

Hell yeah goose. Had a job interview today gotta pull out the best

>60 or more
there's some optimistic people on that site

@Salo Saloson yeah there's some crazies on both sides

guess they took some of those nootropics

went total WOKE status

@ThisIsChris and i thought i was a high roller with my 100 shares on 56 <:sad:366743316475281408>

Lmao at Dems who think they're getting 251+ seats in house

@Goose haha well they accept credit card, going all in on 49- NO was free money

man, betting on politics seems a lot more of a way to win money than actual gambling

unless you're putting your house or car up as collateral

@ThisIsChris how much do you make off that?

@Salo Saloson It relies on insight more than chance.

@Goose on "house dems 251+ No" alone I'll make 105 bucks.

*[DESIRE TO BET INTENSIFIES]*

on "senate Rs 49- No" I'll make 115

I won't, but I want to

On this one I'll make 105

max payout of 944? is that it?

it's just a shame predictit has max bet limits

>am i retarded?
i didn't know you could make so much off the "no" bets

Yeah well such a good harvest day only comes on election day. There's other bets and stuff but this is the day when a bunch of them close all at once

There won't be a day as good as this until 2020

2020 will be a true goldmine

Got to vote for /our guy/ Corey Stewart and a RINO asian on the same ballot lol it doesn’t get weirder than that

2016 was a goldmine. I made 3 k

This is a risky one but offers double-your-money odds

I thought Donnelly was up in the polls

Could be, it's a dead heat

Thanks feminism! LOL

<:deye:359010025223618570>

when four offices don’t have a Republican candidate

@Volkmom why do you hate women? #whitefeminism

Sadly my polling place didn’t seem to have anyone handing out Republican sample ballots.

Sad stuff..

Maybe by 2020 I.E. will be so big that Patrick Casey / James Allsup write-ins on soley democratic races will be mentioned in the news.

we gotta meme that into existence

@Wood-Ape - OK/MN hoping so!

we have two years to plan 😈

Planning is simple, gotta recruit!

guys, i'm getting worried.
the boomers are real angry

@Goose In what way?

they're riding around on their electric scooters and shouting "demonRATS!" while chasing people

oof

cnn might be right about trump's nationalism being a valid threat

I'm not worried of being purity spiraled out of the GOP for identitarianism. Rascals and hover-rounds can't ascend stairs.

🇨🇳

if trump suggested invading mexico and annexing canada, i don't see him losing much support tbh

are we still JEB! posting?

go go Nemets

save Cali from itself

louisisana voters aren't getting stickers today because of russian collusion

Where abouts are you in va @Matthias ?

I got no idea, but I do know that most take a certain percentage of the payment going through as a fee

I think it ranges anywhere between 1-3%

or 33% if you're youtube

that was something I'd always wanted during the big Cryptocoin boom: to run the exchange and handle the transfers

then you could really make it rain based off the volume of trading alone

@Nemets i'll throw in

but if any of the big banks take notice, you're getting snuffed out like a blonde girl in a B-horror movie

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1059470847751131138

I _think_ so?

Hatreon had a weird structure going on

Happy voting day, everyone : 3

and even I, with my many hours and great capacity for information gathering, can't tell you everything going on

it's not like I work for the intel agencies or anything

Hatreon used PayPal IIRC

Whereas MakerSupport and FreeStartr used Stripe

You could always open up a merchant account through a bank, but the issue is that eventually the credit card companies can, and often will, pressure the payment processor.

We need our own version of Stripe or PayPal

And our own bank

Any non-jewish bankers here?

>becoming bankers to own the banks

@Selma pretty sure we have a dude in Chicago that's in banking of some kind

i'll sign up for an IE bank account

Credit Unions are basically co-op banks, no?

The problem being is no one would accept our debit card

Get dabbed on, libs 😎

At my voting place, they said this is the busiest they have EVER been

@Selma how was the turnout?

We have a lot of issues in my industry. Bank of America told us they wouldn't have given us our warehouse building loan again if we'd ask for it this year instead of two years ago. Payment processors and commerce platforms have been iffy recently too... need other options

@Selma same was said at mine. They said it was the first year they've had a line.

I voted and on a positive note there werent as many N.P.C's at the polling place as I expected

Listening to CNN live converage on line. It's kinda funny to hear the pilpul

I remember when I used to listen to coverage like this and thinking the pundits must know a lot in order to make sweeping grandiose statements. It makes me feel proud how far I've come in lifting that veil

I was the only person under 30 there

Off to gym, lads. Afternoon reminder:
ARABS will TRAP your daughters in GARBAGE BAGS if you don't VOTE

Maine

But it was a HUGE turnout, they said. The women were so clearly overworked.

I complained to their manager that they gave me only a sticker, and not a pin.

Hi Metatron ....Metatron is a Meta +Tron =Metatron

I'm just a normal dude bro, guy.

YOU LIE

Is Metatron a Dude or a chick im confused

Scroll up

Metatron is a fellow male

>literally posted a picture less than five minutes ago

@Ald Fellow male ? ........Your saying Metatron is a Trap are you ? 😩

Voted, the station was was pretty empty, got to walk right up to a machine and vote once I signed some papers

Must've been the time of day I voted--and that everyone waited in line for hours last week to "early vote", lol

Im confused by the whole situation

Went and bought a victory cigar, too

You were talking to Metatron last night on slack, @V.Balboa - PA

O yeah when was this ? @NateDahl76

Red wave is a' commin, bois

When does FTN coverage start

8pm i think

I'm actually from Derry, Maine and the strangest thing happened today; this gay clown kept trying to stop me from voting.

Obama?

He said "hey stevie, they all vote down here"

I ignored him and voted republican. Just was weird.

Homosexual Clowns are the lowest form of clown

Homosexual Clown is redundant.

I would take a clown gf over a goth gf any day tho seriously

Was the clown John pedesta by any chance @Selma

I couldn't find a gate.

nice

SUH-LAY QUEEEEN

Haha,thanks!

Waiting for the election results is like waiting to hear a verdict

did IE become an voting group for women all of a sudden? <:nervous:359009898115104770>

<:nervous:359009898115104770>

Wahmen are wahlcome

repekt wahmyn!

Goose sweetie, we are all KUH-WEEEEENS.

We Iz Qweenz?

Hol up

🥄 silver wave 🥄

I've legitimately said "Happy Voting day!" to everyone I've held the door for today, and anyone who came in to the office.

@Selma only say it to Rrepublicans!

I just assume all Maineiacs are republicans.

unless they're women, black, or under 30

All dogs are republicans, all cats are liberal.

@Ald

spoon Right !

Spoons can be used as weapons. remove that.

HOW MANY SILVER OUNCES IS YOUR SPOON?

Based sporks.

CNN: *Spoons - The New Hate Symbol of the Alt-Right?*

They can only assault your tummy if used too much. <:usinnoodle:420778112226164736>

Sporks don’t have an identity

@Nerv - VA no hybrids REEEEEE