literally a company that helps with deportations

Only long calls and puts tho

https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/taxr/

@ophiuchus no spreads?

Also, retardedly, only European options

what European options are out there besides SPX?

also yeah that is a bizarre restriction

Aye, there’s the rub

although I guess it simplifies things

@Jacob gotta do your part even indirectly

easier to price a european option

Does a company benefit in any way when people invest in their stock?

It’s run by students so they’re just going to let us go full retard and short call a Bermudan option on a milkshake company

lol

I mean, common stock is the primary source of equity

Are there any European options besides SPX?

Doesn’t really matter who holds it tho

Not to my knowledge

Might be a Nikkei one iirc

So, if I'm a billionaire, could I make a difference by using by money to drive up private prison deportation company stock?

They just don’t want people to struggle with option pricing I think

ah, domo

Even though there are black scholes calculators on the internet and you can write one in excel in like 2 minutes

holy shit

I just watched the Barstool Sports story on Snapchat and the anchor, if that's what you can call him, just said, "this guy is getting cucked big time"

did "cucked" entire the mainstream?

is that a thing that people say in polite company now?

My mother used it once

Only because of deleterious exposure to me

I know Trump supporters have adopted it

but Snapchat "news" is pretty strongly leftist

“The dog keeps cucking out when the ice maker makes noises”

I don't think Barstool Sports is some kind of right wing source

the barstool guys are pretty chad tho no?

I guess

maybe their audience is pretty right wing?

I thought it was mainstream in an ironic way

thats my bet yeah

more RW than ESPN

Barstool sports is pretty chad except for a couple things

One of their commentators kept calling baked alaska a nazi

@ophiuchus that is horribly botched usage lol. thanks boomers!

I don't have black friends
I don't have hispanic or asian friends
I don't have gay friends friends
I don't have Jewish, Muslim, or Buddhist friends

I just have normal friends

>having friends

Double unplus woke

Tfw can’t pick and choose friends from different groups to form a single group

lol that was a pasta

the original is something that liberals post to be like "bla bla I don't see race"

I'm always on Discord because I check it between doing other stuff

I remember when Spectre from third rail would get an account built up and then hashtag a tweet of his that made it sound like only whites are normal

Black twitter would get so mad

Even when I'm busy, I can check Discord, but, if I decide to hang out irl, that takes a lot more time away from school

God I hate college

Good times

I have a black friend, who I'm around somewhat frequently, but I'm open with him about all my beliefs and he's cool, in fact he & I are on the same "team" of sorts because our scummy liberal "friends" tried to deperson him too for being Christian and uncomfortable with gays lol

source for that?

The more mexican police they harm, the better the reason we have for using force against them

how the hell can their police be that bad?

I honestly just can't be friends with non whites anymore

the divide is too much

I thought it was all women and children?

@Sacramento also looking for source that would be the biggest joke of a military ever if that happened

Let me look deeper into it

The issue with non white guys for me is that they’ll try to talk about white girls

I can be *friendly* with them. I'm not saying I hate them on a personal level. But I just can't make friends with them.

@Sacramento please verify or delete, we have rules against unverifiable news claims

I get along just fine with my friend, but can't say that about many other minorities

Even the "nice" ones think they have license to say whatever they want about whites but don't let us abide by the same rules

Wow

Gay if true

I'm finding articles about the clashing but looking for one with the specific pictures

reverse image search one of the photos

might help

I have a black coworker who is a We Wuz Kangs, woke on JQ but wants racial harmony and every race to live together in harmony

@Freiheit - CA "Gay"? I think the preferred term now is "differently straight"

I hung out with some nons from work. They openly make jokes about whites and are a bit taken aback when I do it back. I'm not offended, I just don't like the double standard.

@Nemets I still have my internal monologue with music

Crooked if true

@Jacob if lefties didn't have double standards then they wouldn't have any standards at all!

I would always bring up black crime rates when they would do something like call whites school shooters

It definitely seemed like they respected me a bit more for pushing back, honestly

hmm... I'm trying this now...It's quite difficult to do simultaneously if I'm also playing the lyrics of the song too... If it's a lyricless, simple tune I can get a thought in @Nemets

I don't know if my monologue ever goes away

maybe when I'm super tired

My inner monologue is in lojban

no not always

abbreviated often

sometimes it plays stuff on repeat

a lot actually

Mine's a dialogue with shouting. Is that normal?

Sometimes I say sentences that make no sense, but I knew what I meant

@Zilna Jestov I honestly don't know

@Zilna Jestov depends if your inner monologue is a democrat

no, in my head I mean. Spoken allowed isn't exactly profound lol

My inner monologue is some guy yelling in German...I don't even know what he's saying. I'll trade for Morgan Freeman

so, the grammar or even sense of my head-speak doesn't have to exactly work, I still know what I was saying

It's weird turning up the volume on that voice though

It's the two sides of my brain arguing I think.

I doubt it, maybe with meditation or something

To me? I think maybe one side has to verbalize the thoughts before the other can consider them.