But they "preferred" candidates who knew Wordpress and other stuff

What you do is find out which jobs have female managers and then flirt with them

Boom, got a job

lmao

hahaha

Isn't Wordpress just a blog or something

no

it's an entire set of software that requires a good level of knowledge to work with

Something like this seems simple enough

Wordpress is easy, imo.

Dude just spam apps

Sometimes they put a bunch of bullhonkey in all that stuff

Maybe they don't even care

If they call you just say "I have some basic experience with WordPress but I'm still learning" then just practice it before they hire you lmao

How does applying to multiple jobs at a time work? What if your second choice offers to hire you first? Do you just schedule your interviews so that your first choice job is first? Do you just not care, since getting a job is already hard enough?

Yeah you can apply to the one you want more first and make a point of calling them etc to make sure they know you really want it, maybe even go up there and talk to the manager, stuff like that

But ultimately yeah it's possible one you don't want as much will come first

holy crap

Guess it depends on how bad you need a job as to whether you do that

Eric trump said shekels

This ride never ends

Haha no way

Check white pills bro

I love it

😂 😄

I hope Baron is as woke as his siblings and dad...

lol there's a job at a Bagel shop on campus

I think I would get fat, though

lol

Barron is the one dropping red pills on them

I will say, seeing the likes of the younger guys in IE being so woke gives me some measure of hope for the future.

Man saying shekels as casually as he did means he’s woke af I think

lol

lmao

oh

That's for the office of int students

I thought that was for the bagel shop

@Jacob Why did they underline that one? I guess they don't want the food employees telling the intl kids "you all have to go back" as you hand them their food?

lmao

It's either something based, or they just don't want "well meaning" students giving the foreign kids shitty advice

"Africa sounds like a great place to get a job...you should try there once you graduate."

"Literally anywhere, but here. We're full."

lol

Office of international students would have to take you if you claimed to be a gay Jew.

Some black woman was hitting on me in the elevator lolz

* rambles about muh social justice during interview *

@Jacob It might be false causation, it's not working during college that makes your gpa higher, it's having a work ethic and feeling personally invested in your education

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@TylerHess I think you're right. When I investigated this at my alma mater, it seemed that getting a double major didn't decrease your odds of having a job- neither did being involved with clubs, etc.

Some students would just do all that stuff. Conscientiousness.

But here's a weird one: double majors didn't consider themselves harder working on average. They were just smarter, per their SAT scores.

How you homies doing?

Honestly, if you're good at stuff, just load your schedule. More ammo for the resume gun.

Hello everyone

Not sure if I am allowed out of pledge hall but I am here

Don't know how

@TylerHess That is absolutely a very good point. It's doubtful that people with a shitty work ethic will even think about getting a job while in college.

That being said, it could very well be true that having a job while in college teaches you responsibility

From what I saw in undergrad, people either have or don't have a work ethic when they enter college, and rarely discover one once there.

@Trashboat hello broseidon

What's up brorak brobama

Also, I'm the kind of person who likes having a job. It makes me feel like I'm doing something useful. With school I don't really get that feeling, so it could kinda boost my moral.

Like, logically I know that I'm doing something productive in school, but it doesn't *feel* like it since the benefits are so delayed

Smart rich kids and affirmative action students will almost always get outdone by white working and middle class students

yeah that can be hard, it helped me to look at it as a place of duty

Welcome to general @Trashboat 👋🏻

Rich kids were less likely to do STEM. I didn't get the chance to figure out why. I thought it was weird, though.

Thanks! @Asatru Artist - MD

@Jacob Delayed gratification is very huwhite. 😉

@Trashboat you're new too? Exciting to see the place grow right around me.

Welcome to all the new members! <:deye:359010025223618570>

@Asatru Artist - MD but White kids were the richest! I wondered if it was a bunch of Asian engineers. I graduated before I could look further.

@Jake503 - OR Yeah I just got vetted yesterday

Don't worry, Asians are the new whites to the left. 👌🏻

It just gets weirder and weirder, man: https://redice.tv/red-ice-tv/human-blood-transfusions-can-they-extend-your-life-seeking-insight

Dude, I've wondered about that. I don't think Asians are as feverishly married to the Democrats as Blacks are. If we axe affirmative action, and liberals come howling for all the jobs we got those Asians- I think a lot would flip Republican.

@Bjorn - MD Sorry, man, I'm going to need your blood now.

@Asatru Artist - MD Swedish, dude. You couldn't handle it 😉

Bone marrow transplants would be much more effective. But PAINFUL.

@Bjorn - MD Cuck blood. <:nervous:359009898115104770>

<:teehee:381917632359563264>

*hides from the #rule13 police*

Lol

Come closer...

"Speak into the mic..."

@Bjorn - MD’s blood is too old...as is mine, alas.

Ambrosia only buys teenage blood.

@Reinhard Wolff Speak for yourself, Sir. I am an immortal ǫ́ss 🇸🇪 🇺🇲 <:deye:359010025223618570>

Maybe our blood would uncuck the rest of the populace? 🤔

Lol Mark Stoyn is patrolling on (totally not racist) Tuckah!

When I was in dire economic straights many years ago, I sold plasma a few times. It is quite depressing. Poor people of all colors lined up like livestock. I stopped because I had to eat so much food to recover, I barely made any money.

My bro in college does that rn

>Patrick is a vampire
confirmed

I do not recommend it. in 2009 it was 35$ for two hours and a poked vessel, and I probably could output more volume than most on account of my size.

Better to do an hour or two of overtime at work.

@Jean-Baptiste LOL

NY had primaries today

One of the more famous races was the woman who lied about being Jewish. She wound up winning her primary