My day has been ruined

gross

I want to scream and plunge a sword into my heart

lol

virgin girls unite, bully the thots!

i'm gonna start an Artemis maiden club and we'll be maidens going around and whacking thots in the head with our bows

good idea

i want to be surprised about cali but I guess the majority of cali isnt like san diego and shit

Louisiana is surprisingly high? I guess I dont know much about that state but I didn't expect it to be the highest

black people

Everything makes sense now.

lmfao

I wish there was channel categories

lol

Lol

When you see things like that screenshot

I wonder if Id feel better if I asked the girl I walked with to meet up at my house ***AND THEN JUST FUCKING STRANGLE HER***

(ps fbi I am kidding, I wouldnt do that)

It'd probably make you feel like shit after the fact based on your psychotic profile that is.

*Gotta' be a real psychopath to get enjoyment outta' that shit.*

Always creeped me out how that shit works.

> based on your psychotic profile

what

psychotic meaning of the psyche, and profile meaning the informational organization of your brain.

*easy, blaze*

This would be me

If we didn't have such respectable women in this Discord, like @Alyssa Cordelia and @donut , we'd have a few new Eliot Rodgers

same

I don't think I'd go full Eliot. I've got three sisters. *Couldn't hate women that much.*

I may get a little bit pissy and resentful, but other than that, ehhhh

I've had some bad ideas tbh

Same, but the more I tune out the crippling sorrows that's induced upon me by the modern world, the more I find that I have control of my thoughts.

Yeah

I find hope pretty much exclusively in Christ and that he will return and set this world right

Give me your most pretty little sister

woops

@Thomas

Lol

Two of em' are older one is younger.

I'd give you my sister @epic

But she's a year older than you

Then again, I guess that wouldn't be a problem

I've got a meme of my younger sister while we were visiting our grandmother. I was resting my hand on her head when I saw how weird it looks and started screwing up her facial expression.

Lol

Whichever girl is closer, give them to me

NOW

Well nigger, how old are you and where do you live? Both my older sisters have been looking for husbands, they attend church avidly. Only dilemma is they both work.

*If you look decent, are white, and want to start a family, I would unironically try and set you up with my sister.*

Im 16 and in Portland, lol

Well shit.

Yeah

haha

But hey, I am blonde and white and very decent. Hahaha

*you're starting to spoop me out a lil here, blaze*

Lol

My sister is FL

Only a 45 hour drive

lmao

Nothing you couldn't handle for a date

🤔

one of my sisters is too old and the other is too young tbh

I'm not looking for marriage or a relationship yet. I need a proper paying wage to actually provide for kids and shit. *I can't afford a wife rn, nigga.* Plus I'm only eighteen.

Lol

@donut "too young"

13

is too young

There is no "too young" for @epic

SMH

shes pure leave her that way 😭

16-13 = 3

20-16 = 4

tbh i kinda wanna auction off the older one to Simon

shes pure too lol

I mean, if my wife to be was fourteen, I wouldn't have too many objections. Just gotta' wait a while.

"older"
"pure"
lies

she just turned 18

oh

lol

also didn't live in the US lol

lol???

Ship the 13 year old to me

Lol

@donut thanks

shes smarter than u though simon

LOL

Well if thats the problem, give her to me

bitch has like an 80% scholarship to some fancy uni

No woman is too smart for me

Thats a fact

@donut no woman is smarter than me

250 IQ

big brain nibba

College drop out

Lol

No, but she seems cool

when she comes for the summer

we can hang out or something

But I'm a community College nigga so you're probably right

Definitely

lmao

i got her to watch fate zero

and she liked it so

im turning her slowly

Okay but youre still missing the important part...

I don't really give a damn about the general intelligence of my wife, I just want a small woman that likes cooking and housekeeping and wants to have kids.
I look to my wife, and my wife looks to God.

*ship the 13 year old to portalnd for me please*

you dont even have a job kiddo

Uhmm... ethereun trading?

Blaze is in college

*real kiddo hours*

*ethereum

I'll have you know miss that I day trade Ethereun!

Die

😂

Give me a 13 year old to become my pure waifu

NOW

so does my fiancee but i dont have a lambo so it doesnt count

Lol

Heres the trade: ill buy your stickers, you give me your sister

Good deal

my sister>>>>>8 dollars

>:^(

You can have my 17 yr old weeb sister, in exchange for your ETH wallet

Dont you wanna save the white race?

DEAL

shes 2cute im sry

shes like tiny me

w. curly hair

so shes basically super qt 10/10 must protecc

Lol

That's admirable

oh and freckles

MUST PROTECC

Ill protect her

I have a heart of gold

It's true

My sister unironically needs to start dating, I want to auction her off to one of the local guys, but they're all too old

yeah they kinda are lol

Just use the money your family spend on her and give it to me along with your sister

Lol

If you weren't on the literal opposite side of the country

I would

Why does it matter? :^)

🤔 🤔 🤔

Road trip!

Lol

if you want cute imoutos

move to florida

LOL

^

*theres an aerospace uni there*

There is

Plus a federal honeypot with over 69 members you can join

💦

Nice lol

Looks like Im moving to florida for a 13 year old gf next year

she'll be 14 by then lmao

Still

Imouto or bust

Very trad

But really tho... i want a trad gf but Im too busy too volunteer and I dont got to church :^(

I was saying the other day that we should start like a "church gf" challenge

Where a few of us all commit to going to trad mass on Sunday

And whoever gets married first wins

Simon, Simon. Unemployed teenagers can't afford a wife, *aight?*

<:virgin:402360028528377868> getting a wife after a stable job vs <:chad:402359917819985931> starting a life from scratch with your love

^

This is actually a huge dilemma tbh

On the one hand, I really want a trad gf to marry, on the other hand, I want to finish college before entering my career field

I'd be very happy to get married well still in college

But you see where that creates complications

Ive thought of this

Live out of an apartment in college and lock your gf inside while youre away

Lol

Good plan

you don't have to get married instantly

building a relationship with the person you're gonna be with for your whole life isnt like

something that can happen quickly

couple of years of dating, a year of being engaged

etc

by then you can get your shit together

For me, I wouldn't wait more than 6-8 months

of dating rly

you have to wait a year to marry though if you want to do it the catholic way

the whole process with the church takes a while

Really?

cuz you gotta do classes

and all this shit

I didn't know that

mhmm

Well whatever the catholic way is, I want to do that

you have to talk to your priest, and do marriage classes. and they have to make sure you guys are compatible

and you take classes on fertility too

and well planning a wedding takes time too but you can just do something simple for that

Yeah

Definitely

I was saying 6-8 months before engagement

8months-1year engagement is more realitic

imo

from what I've researched

I would be sure by six months, I think

of dating 😮

well the girl might not be

so

its just haha

Yeah

Simon, it takes a while

I haven't even had a real gf yet so I guess I'm not really an expert

The first 3 months dont even count

Stob anime

idk you def want to make sure you can handle

@One Key want to get banned?

living with this person

Lol

Enoub anime

I didnt know about marriage classes tho. Thats neat!!!

Yeah

Sounds like fun

Niggas

http://www.foryourmarriage.org/dating-engaged/getting-married-catholic/

its like a whole program

its probably nice

Why we talking marriage in this chat?

I wanted to do it but we don't have a church

F

but I guess i still have a year to go at least lol

Why not Christian poasting

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

FUCK OFF ONEYKEY

Lol ur gay

But yeah, that sounds really nice

Because this chat is for WEEBS ONLY

See that sign that says "anime?" It means not welcone

Tbh tho idk how Ill be able to get married at thos point. I have such trust issues with women now

Weebs get the bullet

@epic same

@One Key if you want I can restrict your access to this chat so you don't have to see us

idk dude youll find someone good

Max dated a fucking insane, manipulative, lying, kike bitch before me

that broke him lol

How wIll I know they are really tho? Lol. I wont!

but here we are

its really as easy

as doing that