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2019-09-15 18:49:13 UTC

Bruh lol

2019-09-15 19:25:53 UTC

I unironically want that hat

2019-09-15 19:29:44 UTC

Homie looks like a twig

2019-09-15 19:30:21 UTC

Straight from the boxer rebellion

2019-09-15 21:13:26 UTC

Nibba I'm 6' 8" and 150 soaking wet

2019-09-15 21:15:37 UTC

Ooooof

2019-09-15 21:15:55 UTC

I couldn't even use you as cover or concealment

2019-09-15 22:51:23 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/584136703523160074/622927473331535872/image0.jpg

2019-09-15 22:56:43 UTC

That's pretty much everyone here XD

Speak for yourself

I'm just that one genocidal retard that lost his way on his way to the restroom and ended up here

btw I'm still looking for the pisser

2019-09-15 23:15:28 UTC

Or was it the right

2019-09-15 23:33:25 UTC

Definately the right but its three doors down

@Hellhound6 @Foxhound Thanks guys

Oh btw, who'sever bbq brisket sandwich was in the employee fridge of Patriot Wave, I'm sorry and it was very VERY tasty

2019-09-16 01:30:09 UTC

Dude, you fucked up, that was @Trash Squid. Sandwhich homie.

2019-09-16 01:31:57 UTC

IM EATING YOUR ASS FOR LUNCH NOW

PLEASE DON'T EAT MY AS--- Mmmm okay ..... Shall I get the ball gag?

2019-09-16 01:33:09 UTC

I have one you can borrow

2019-09-16 01:33:26 UTC

Good time to *come in*

2019-09-16 02:20:06 UTC

@wendiko flight bottoms and a 511 top. Shit was comfortable as hell

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/584136703523160074/622980001654112276/PhotoEditor_20190915_221852185.jpg

2019-09-16 02:21:04 UTC

Remember when joker nonchalantly shot a dude witha smg in that exact stance

2019-09-16 02:21:13 UTC

Looks nice

2019-09-16 02:21:42 UTC

In the full pic there's five dudes stacked on a corner hiding from a "tank"

2019-09-16 02:22:02 UTC

Nonfucks

2019-09-16 02:23:51 UTC

i took on a tank with a scar at one point and almost got shot point blank in the face with the main cannon

2019-09-16 02:24:14 UTC

Ooof

2019-09-16 02:24:29 UTC

Buddy took a rocket in the chest at fulda one year

2019-09-16 02:24:38 UTC

ya i looked back at the guys stacked behind me and was like alright we should not be here

2019-09-16 02:24:43 UTC

OOF

2019-09-16 02:24:54 UTC

...might have been my rocket...but whatever...

2019-09-16 02:25:00 UTC

our rocket guy got it while i was distracting it

2019-09-16 02:25:03 UTC

lol

2019-09-16 02:25:19 UTC

you ever see the arrty wagon

2019-09-16 02:25:24 UTC

shits wild

2019-09-16 02:25:27 UTC

Fuck yeah

2019-09-16 02:25:32 UTC

love thoes guys

2019-09-16 02:25:46 UTC

Have you seen the "helicopter"?

2019-09-16 02:25:55 UTC

lmao nope

2019-09-16 02:25:58 UTC

is it new?

2019-09-16 02:26:29 UTC

Ish

2019-09-16 02:26:54 UTC

Homie is dressed in a cardboard box shaped like a helicopter with an A-5

2019-09-16 02:28:44 UTC

is this him

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/584136703523160074/622982173275717655/b137b854941ccf7fa42a609a9cbb43d6.jpg

2019-09-16 02:29:38 UTC

Lol no

2019-09-16 02:29:50 UTC

Granted I have shot little kids before lmao

2019-09-16 02:29:58 UTC

How do you do that??

2019-09-16 02:30:24 UTC

@snowman just don't lead them as much

2019-09-16 02:30:38 UTC

Lmao

2019-09-16 02:30:57 UTC

his ass is at my house
only i can slurp that hole

2019-09-16 02:32:09 UTC

Gib now

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/584136703523160074/622983029073248256/20190915_222814.jpg

2019-09-16 02:34:37 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/584136703523160074/622983654137921556/PhotoEditor_20190915_223413876.jpg

2019-09-16 02:34:39 UTC

Fuck y'all doggo is life

2019-09-16 02:35:06 UTC

your dog can't eat your ass on a cold winter's night

2019-09-16 02:35:20 UTC

That's..just..no

2019-09-16 02:35:40 UTC

cute doggo tho

2019-09-16 02:37:56 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/584136703523160074/622984487868956692/20190915_223723.jpg

2019-09-16 02:38:01 UTC

My dog in a skull mask

2019-09-16 02:38:15 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/584136703523160074/622984566352642068/20190915_223710.jpg

2019-09-16 02:38:20 UTC

Lmao

2019-09-16 02:38:30 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/584136703523160074/622984630743597056/20190915_223615.jpg

2019-09-16 02:38:31 UTC

Can't hide his/her identity

@snowman My ex would put whipped cream or peanut butter on her snatche and make the dog lick it off

I left as soon as I found out

2019-09-16 02:39:22 UTC

LMAO

2019-09-16 02:39:57 UTC

let the lil nigga get some poosey man

@snowman A 6 year old Belgian Malinois licking the crotch of a 22 year old chick?

That's pedophilia

2019-09-16 02:41:18 UTC

No

2019-09-16 02:41:27 UTC

The dog would be older than her

2019-09-16 02:41:31 UTC

Technically

2019-09-16 02:41:38 UTC

Still wrong though

2019-09-16 02:41:46 UTC

So its just a daddy kink then?

2019-09-16 02:41:57 UTC

where do y'all niggas find these bitches man tf

2019-09-16 02:42:02 UTC

ya know, just for reference

2019-09-16 02:42:07 UTC

so i can know to stay away

2019-09-16 02:42:43 UTC

how tf does one end up dating someone they met at a gas station

2019-09-16 02:42:51 UTC

Very carefully

2019-09-16 02:43:42 UTC

Idk, I've seen people get married at gas stations

@snowman She needed help with her car, kept putting diesel i to her unleaded tank, I helped her, and for some retarded reason that I can not identify, she gave me her number

month later were banging at the back of the Applebee's that she worked at

2019-09-16 02:44:15 UTC

...

2019-09-16 02:44:20 UTC

thats kinda wholesome tbh

2019-09-16 02:44:24 UTC

That should have been clue #1

2019-09-16 02:44:32 UTC

minus doggie pussy lickie time

2019-09-16 02:45:18 UTC

hehe
nutte

2019-09-16 02:45:27 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/584136703523160074/622986378007019530/20190915_222814_20190915224508972.jpg

2019-09-16 02:45:53 UTC

@Trash Squid WTF?? LMAO

2019-09-16 02:46:12 UTC

bee all up in her apple

The worst part is at that point, it was literally only the second time I ever been laid, so sone of my cheese spilled into her

2019-09-16 02:47:16 UTC

Classy

2019-09-16 02:47:18 UTC

wait a fucking moment

2019-09-16 02:47:26 UTC

you fucked a bitch on a APPLEBEES DUMPSTER

2019-09-16 02:48:01 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/584136703523160074/622987025867472935/w8a9tktpter11.jpg

it was practically empty at the time, had been dumped the same morning

2019-09-16 02:48:27 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/584136703523160074/622987135980535818/GlitchCam_20190915_224638882.jpg

2019-09-16 02:48:38 UTC

What am I reading

2019-09-16 02:49:11 UTC

@Trash Squid bro, goon time. Gotta purge the unclean

2019-09-16 02:50:55 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/584136703523160074/622987756808699944/GlitchCam_20190915_224919749.jpg

2019-09-16 02:51:00 UTC

Lmao, shits wild

2019-09-16 02:51:14 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/584136703523160074/622987833791086639/20190915_225105.jpg

2019-09-16 02:56:42 UTC

Shit slaps

2019-09-16 02:56:55 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/584136703523160074/622989263650291722/20190915_222814.jpg

2019-09-16 02:57:00 UTC

Still waiting on that ass btw

2019-09-16 02:57:09 UTC

The ATFs worst nightmare

2019-09-16 02:57:33 UTC

Turbo cannibal

2019-09-16 02:58:40 UTC

IT CAN BE BOTH

2019-09-16 03:00:08 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/584136703523160074/622990074954645519/20190915_222814_20190915225952888.jpg

2019-09-16 03:00:24 UTC

I will wait no more

2019-09-16 03:00:41 UTC

The price of stolen brisket is eaten ass

2019-09-16 03:02:22 UTC

Second panel. Had a situation like that

2019-09-16 03:36:18 UTC

I remember this

2019-09-16 03:36:24 UTC

*H Y P E*

2019-09-16 21:35:34 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/584136703523160074/623270783988400128/FB_IMG_1568664104648.jpg

2019-09-16 21:36:36 UTC

*S C R E A M S I N P I Z Z A*

2019-09-16 21:38:48 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/584136703523160074/623271595372183564/FB_IMG_1568661751684.jpg

2019-09-16 22:40:23 UTC

itallian gillie suit

2019-09-16 22:41:26 UTC

lol

2019-09-16 22:44:04 UTC

You blue if you were green you would die

2019-09-16 22:44:51 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/584136703523160074/623288216895750174/67871108_2640039122693301_6906961432407965696_n.jpg

2019-09-16 22:47:02 UTC

Blue is his blue and all his blue is blue

2019-09-17 04:26:53 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/584136703523160074/623374293018869800/FB_IMG_1568694360097.jpg

2019-09-17 17:01:59 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/584136703523160074/623564320709672961/FB_IMG_1568739671084.jpg

2019-09-17 17:02:13 UTC

I lost my shit(haha) at this one

2019-09-17 17:59:27 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/584136703523160074/623578784179683338/FB_IMG_1568654657380.jpg

2019-09-17 18:00:02 UTC

I need that

2019-09-17 18:01:41 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/584136703523160074/623579345058922516/20190917_130116.jpg

2019-09-17 18:02:05 UTC

I think taofledermaus did a video on the bolas one

2019-09-18 17:29:07 UTC

Taofledermaus โค๏ธ

2019-09-18 17:29:32 UTC

I do love tgem

2019-09-18 17:29:44 UTC

OG straight clowned on flex seal guy

2019-09-18 18:47:50 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/584136703523160074/623953344645562368/20190918_143918.jpg

2019-09-18 18:48:08 UTC

No balls

2019-09-18 18:50:29 UTC

Lmao

2019-09-18 20:06:25 UTC

Hey

2019-09-18 20:06:33 UTC

BE KIND TO NATURE FEG

2019-09-18 20:06:40 UTC

OR IM COMING AFTER DAT ASS

2019-09-18 22:50:42 UTC

I'm just making sure my nigga not lackin

2019-09-18 22:51:10 UTC

Dont want neighbor hood cats getting my boy I feed him corn

2019-09-19 06:25:15 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/584136703523160074/624128859607924737/70325116_10220921061555229_8923894507154440192_n.jpg

2019-09-19 07:09:28 UTC

I feel attacked

2019-09-19 17:56:59 UTC
2019-09-19 17:57:27 UTC

In other words, the price is about to sky rocket

2019-09-19 17:57:39 UTC

And they're sellouts

2019-09-19 18:04:30 UTC

Nah, no one is really buying their long guns. So their suspending the line until there's more demand for colt ARs. They're focusing on military R&D, as well as brining back their pistols

2019-09-19 18:19:10 UTC

Well tbf, their civilian long guns have gone down hill.

2019-09-19 18:39:59 UTC

Classic boomer move. Overprice a product for the name brand, then be surprised when other companies sell the same or better for cheaper

2019-09-19 18:42:35 UTC

Ikr

2019-09-19 18:43:44 UTC

*Your time is over old man INTENSIFIES*

2019-09-19 18:44:17 UTC

*zoomer REEEEEEEEing*

2019-09-19 18:46:15 UTC

Zoomers are just as bad...

2019-09-19 18:46:19 UTC

Look at y'all

2019-09-19 18:47:04 UTC

I'm technically riding the cusp between millennial and zoomer

2019-09-19 18:47:17 UTC

95ish?

2019-09-19 18:49:13 UTC

November 95

2019-09-19 18:49:24 UTC

fug u millennial n boomer fags this is now zoomer town

2019-09-19 19:00:04 UTC
2019-09-19 19:00:10 UTC
2019-09-19 19:08:41 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/584136703523160074/624320984253464596/Screenshot_2019-09-19-14-08-15.png

2019-09-19 23:51:23 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/584136703523160074/624392125106225200/20190917_105911.jpg

2019-09-20 15:48:38 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/584136703523160074/624633026567208980/20190920_174644.jpg

2019-09-20 15:48:58 UTC

Rate my asg romanian sf kit

2019-09-20 15:49:48 UTC

(Yes i know you can point out trigger discipline but i dont have my finger on a trigger)

2019-09-20 16:42:35 UTC

Cool

2019-09-20 19:25:13 UTC

I suffered, now all you need to

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/584136703523160074/624687528976449536/FB_IMG_1569006833135.jpg

2019-09-20 19:25:41 UTC

I'd stick my dick in it

2019-09-20 19:26:12 UTC

Rah

2019-09-20 19:35:03 UTC

Dude that shit fucked up

2019-09-20 20:10:46 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/584136703523160074/624698994169348146/FB_IMG_1569007627933.jpg

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/584136703523160074/624698994915803136/FB_IMG_1569007614635.jpg

2019-09-20 20:12:29 UTC

Im souu proud about this man

2019-09-20 20:13:27 UTC

Like he done his job and still gona do but without risk

2019-09-21 05:35:56 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/584136703523160074/624841220254072852/20190921_003512.jpg

2019-09-21 05:35:56 UTC

Boogaloo approved?

2019-09-21 05:36:14 UTC

Idl why it sent upside down

2019-09-21 05:36:31 UTC

Bubba no

2019-09-21 05:36:42 UTC

Rip

2019-09-21 05:37:36 UTC

Like what u want to skate some mosque <:blackbeard:554423076373397555>

2019-09-21 05:38:35 UTC

Well yes, but they aren't gonna see tbis bored. My antisemitic one is coming soon

2019-09-21 05:38:38 UTC

In minecraft

2019-09-21 05:39:25 UTC

<:1937_jerry:554426006820093964>

2019-09-21 06:02:25 UTC

Don't nigga wat me

2019-09-21 06:02:35 UTC

You read every damn word lmao

2019-09-21 06:03:21 UTC

Woops

2019-09-21 06:03:30 UTC

Kebob remover board

2019-09-21 06:03:33 UTC

My bad

2019-09-21 06:46:20 UTC

Gut bubba

2019-09-21 17:43:18 UTC

People have had it with the NYC mayor

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/584136703523160074/625024270153810012/FB_IMG_1569087764947.jpg

2019-09-21 19:22:22 UTC

@Foxhound figured you'd enjoy this

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/584136703523160074/625049202858131466/FB_IMG_1569093656695.jpg

2019-09-21 19:23:22 UTC

Yo that's fuckin me in college.

2019-09-21 19:23:43 UTC

Uncle Adolf. Bless.

2019-09-21 20:35:26 UTC

@thedarkness05 bro lol wtf is that from?

2019-09-21 20:49:39 UTC

@MajikSTL no idea. I found it on a meme page I follow

2019-09-21 22:40:08 UTC

Full on boot, almost bought these

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/584136703523160074/625098971463024650/received_335823320404408.jpeg

2019-09-21 22:44:01 UTC

I saw marpat cowboy boots at the state fair. Ngl, I was a bit tempted to go full boot

2019-09-21 22:47:55 UTC

^ I only wanted those for one reason, swamp/boating lol

2019-09-23 05:31:22 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/584136703523160074/625564848461316126/Screenshot_2019-09-23-00-31-03.png

2019-09-23 05:31:55 UTC

How tf does 5% of deaths out of the whole ass population die of scurvy

2019-09-23 05:33:09 UTC

They aint got limes ni๐Ÿ…ฑ ๐Ÿ…ฑ a

2019-09-23 05:33:42 UTC

But 5 fucking percent

2019-09-23 05:33:49 UTC

How tf do you even get scurvy

2019-09-23 05:34:08 UTC

In a country with no fucking police force

2019-09-23 05:34:46 UTC

Idk dude. Probably poor as shit. Like.some people eat actual dirt to live

2019-09-23 05:35:44 UTC

Sucks to be them ig

2019-09-23 19:28:37 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/584136703523160074/625775551646531594/0923191527.jpg

2019-09-23 19:28:38 UTC

Look at this fatty

2019-09-23 19:29:18 UTC

good pup

2019-09-23 19:31:06 UTC

big boi

2019-09-24 07:40:06 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/584136703523160074/625959632535289876/70977784_2453738144951473_7139006085775491072_n.jpg

2019-09-24 19:05:01 UTC

Oh shit, Soph lives

2019-09-24 19:10:21 UTC

it gives me hope for the next generation

2019-09-24 19:10:40 UTC

we must educate kids to not be brainwashed

2019-09-24 19:12:41 UTC

Don't have the luxury unfortunately. Well at least for now

2019-09-25 00:28:05 UTC

Some gay motto

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/584136703523160074/626213300186906675/FB_IMG_1569371205273.jpg

2019-09-25 01:35:22 UTC

@tacticaltrap @Degenerate Furry Tea is random shit, right?

2019-09-25 01:35:39 UTC

(sorry Merc)

2019-09-25 01:37:57 UTC

Oh

2019-09-25 01:41:03 UTC

rofl - doesn't matter - as soon as someone says "umm, <#554191468747816962>?" the convo dies - I tried moving it in vain, anyway

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