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Bruh lol
I unironically want that hat
Homie looks like a twig
Straight from the boxer rebellion
Nibba I'm 6' 8" and 150 soaking wet
Ooooof
I couldn't even use you as cover or concealment
That's pretty much everyone here XD
Speak for yourself
I'm just that one genocidal retard that lost his way on his way to the restroom and ended up here
btw I'm still looking for the pisser
@ะฝะฐัะธะปัััะฒะตะฝะฝะพะต ัะฑะธะนััะฒะพ it's 2 doors down n to the left
Or was it the right
Definately the right but its three doors down
@Hellhound6 @Foxhound Thanks guys
Oh btw, who'sever bbq brisket sandwich was in the employee fridge of Patriot Wave, I'm sorry and it was very VERY tasty
Dude, you fucked up, that was @Trash Squid. Sandwhich homie.
IM EATING YOUR ASS FOR LUNCH NOW
OH SHIT FUCK I'M SORRY MAN
PLEASE DON'T EAT MY AS--- Mmmm okay ..... Shall I get the ball gag?
WHOOPS, I MEAN PLEASE NO
I have one you can borrow
๐
Good time to *come in*
@wendiko flight bottoms and a 511 top. Shit was comfortable as hell
Remember when joker nonchalantly shot a dude witha smg in that exact stance
Looks nice
In the full pic there's five dudes stacked on a corner hiding from a "tank"
Nonfucks
i took on a tank with a scar at one point and almost got shot point blank in the face with the main cannon
Ooof
Buddy took a rocket in the chest at fulda one year
ya i looked back at the guys stacked behind me and was like alright we should not be here
OOF
...might have been my rocket...but whatever...
our rocket guy got it while i was distracting it
lol
you ever see the arrty wagon
shits wild
Fuck yeah
love thoes guys
Have you seen the "helicopter"?
lmao nope
is it new?
Ish
Homie is dressed in a cardboard box shaped like a helicopter with an A-5
is this him
Lol no
Granted I have shot little kids before lmao
How do you do that??
@ะฝะฐัะธะปัััะฒะตะฝะฝะพะต ัะฑะธะนััะฒะพ where is your ass at I want my lunch
@snowman just don't lead them as much
Lmao
his ass is at my house
only i can slurp that hole
Gib now
Fuck y'all doggo is life
your dog can't eat your ass on a cold winter's night
That's..just..no
cute doggo tho
My dog in a skull mask
Lmao
Can't hide his/her identity
@snowman My ex would put whipped cream or peanut butter on her snatche and make the dog lick it off
I left as soon as I found out
LMAO
let the lil nigga get some poosey man
@snowman A 6 year old Belgian Malinois licking the crotch of a 22 year old chick?
That's pedophilia
No
The dog would be older than her
Technically
Still wrong though
So its just a daddy kink then?
where do y'all niggas find these bitches man tf
ya know, just for reference
@Hellhound6 Still nasty ass shit bruv
so i can know to stay away
@snowman We met at a gas station
@ะฝะฐัะธะปัััะฒะตะฝะฝะพะต ัะฑะธะนััะฒะพ youre not wrong
how tf does one end up dating someone they met at a gas station
Very carefully
Idk, I've seen people get married at gas stations
@snowman She needed help with her car, kept putting diesel i to her unleaded tank, I helped her, and for some retarded reason that I can not identify, she gave me her number
month later were banging at the back of the Applebee's that she worked at
...
thats kinda wholesome tbh
That should have been clue #1
minus doggie pussy lickie time
banging*
Well hanging too, nut..
hehe
nutte
I put my mozzarella stick into her Blooming onion
@Trash Squid WTF?? LMAO
bee all up in her apple
The worst part is at that point, it was literally only the second time I ever been laid, so sone of my cheese spilled into her
@ะฝะฐัะธะปัััะฒะตะฝะฝะพะต ัะฑะธะนััะฒะพ wait wait wait. Did you need a step stool to hit it?
@Hellhound6 it was on the dumpster
Classy
wait a fucking moment
you fucked a bitch on a APPLEBEES DUMPSTER
Yes
it was practically empty at the time, had been dumped the same morning
What am I reading
@Trash Squid bro, goon time. Gotta purge the unclean
Ah shit... Been nice knowing you guys
Lmao, shits wild
Fuck I you guys ๐คฃ
Also
Speaking of Dogs
I saw the movie UP for the first time ever
I liked it
Shit slaps
THEY HAD DOGS OPERATING WAR PLANES
HOW FUCKIN'BADASS IS THAT
Still waiting on that ass btw
The ATFs worst nightmare
Lol Brooooooo
Turbo cannibal
AHH, cannibal.... I thought you meant.....
IT CAN BE BOTH
Lol bro, das ghey
I will wait no more
The price of stolen brisket is eaten ass
Second panel. Had a situation like that
I remember this
*H Y P E*
*S C R E A M S I N P I Z Z A*
itallian gillie suit
@Trash Squid Mama Mia, it'sa me, Sniper-O
lol
Ah shit, now the Mario theme is stuck in my head
Huh? I just noticed that my name keeps changing color
Cute
You blue if you were green you would die
@wendiko DA BA DEE
Blue is his blue and all his blue is blue
I lost my shit(haha) at this one
I need that
I think taofledermaus did a video on the bolas one
Taofledermaus โค๏ธ
I do love tgem
OG straight clowned on flex seal guy
No balls
Lmao
Hey
BE KIND TO NATURE FEG
OR IM COMING AFTER DAT ASS
I'm just making sure my nigga not lackin
Dont want neighbor hood cats getting my boy I feed him corn
I feel attacked
In other words, the price is about to sky rocket
And they're sellouts
Nah, no one is really buying their long guns. So their suspending the line until there's more demand for colt ARs. They're focusing on military R&D, as well as brining back their pistols
Well tbf, their civilian long guns have gone down hill.
Classic boomer move. Overprice a product for the name brand, then be surprised when other companies sell the same or better for cheaper
Ikr
*Your time is over old man INTENSIFIES*
*zoomer REEEEEEEEing*
Zoomers are just as bad...
Look at y'all
I'm technically riding the cusp between millennial and zoomer
95ish?
November 95
fug u millennial n boomer fags this is now zoomer town
@thedarkness05 Nov 92
@Rogal Dorn The Autistic shut up doomer
Rate my asg romanian sf kit
(Yes i know you can point out trigger discipline but i dont have my finger on a trigger)
Cool
I suffered, now all you need to
I'd stick my dick in it
Rah
Dude that shit fucked up
Im souu proud about this man
Like he done his job and still gona do but without risk
Boogaloo approved?
Idl why it sent upside down
Bubba no
Rip
Like what u want to skate some mosque <:blackbeard:554423076373397555>
Well yes, but they aren't gonna see tbis bored. My antisemitic one is coming soon
In minecraft
<:1937_jerry:554426006820093964>
Don't nigga wat me
You read every damn word lmao
Woops
Kebob remover board
My bad
Gut bubba
People have had it with the NYC mayor
@Foxhound figured you'd enjoy this
Yo that's fuckin me in college.
Uncle Adolf. Bless.
@thedarkness05 bro lol wtf is that from?
@MajikSTL no idea. I found it on a meme page I follow
Full on boot, almost bought these
I saw marpat cowboy boots at the state fair. Ngl, I was a bit tempted to go full boot
^ I only wanted those for one reason, swamp/boating lol
How tf does 5% of deaths out of the whole ass population die of scurvy
They aint got limes ni๐ ฑ ๐ ฑ a
But 5 fucking percent
How tf do you even get scurvy
In a country with no fucking police force
Idk dude. Probably poor as shit. Like.some people eat actual dirt to live
Sucks to be them ig
Look at this fatty
good pup
big boi
Oh shit, Soph lives
it gives me hope for the next generation
we must educate kids to not be brainwashed
Don't have the luxury unfortunately. Well at least for now
Some gay motto
@tacticaltrap @Degenerate Furry Tea is random shit, right?
(sorry Merc)
Oh
rofl - doesn't matter - as soon as someone says "umm, <#554191468747816962>?" the convo dies - I tried moving it in vain, anyway
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