It's a halberd.

So suck

Muh medievam

Cockles

You cock juggling thunder cunt, your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

I would use a Beretta ARX160

I'll impale you, hammer your knee caps in and then decapitate you.

In that order

lmfao all joking aside, I like medieval shit as much as the next dude. But when you look at these dudes who answer that shit, at their pics, they are the most stereotypical "When you were partying, I studied the blade" lookin' motherfuckers and I have no patience for that shit. I used to take lunch money from losers like that in High school

I think my answers were FAL and Rhodesia tbh.

When you were partying, I studied the blade and also partied 🖕

Best of both worlds nibba

I still want a spas 12 with a broad axe attachment

I answered: Between WW2 and Vietnam

And to be clear, I didn't do it because of what they looked like, I did it because they were the most self righteous, arrogant pieces of garbage human beings you've ever met and deserved to have their asses handed to them

I asked my friend if carrying a mace around is legal

He said yes but "wouldn't knoe cuz he ain't no cocksucking coo"

lmao

Also

Hunt: Showdown

This fucking game is /k/ and /x/

I bought it on PC and like it a lot better than the console port

I just want muh Halberd

Ya cunts

Got some "knights" to kill

You're fantasizing about slaughtering court Jews, aren't you

....

No

....

https://tenor.com/view/sure-john-cena-gif-5783187

Did someone say

J E W S?

lmao

DAS JUDEN!?

Would carrying around mace be legal?

Technically

Depends on your state

Not in UK

OI

I MEAN, even the flanged ones can be clipped to my belt if I wear a really good one

YOU GOT A LOICENSE FA THAT MACE!!!?

You can't even buy a kitchen knife without ID

Since medieval weapons were the topic

How did they carry maces back in the day? belt? leg? hang it from the FRIGGIN greaves? maybe?

I HAVE THE RIGHT TO CARRY MY GLADIUS

@Sir Harndes ET TU BRUTE?

The caesar falls!

INCREDIBILIS

Unfortunately it ain't mine

Oh

It CAN be yours, easily

How?

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I'm not killing my friend lol

Oh

okay

lol, jk jk

there are a few companies that make/sell gladius, some even make USABLE ones

There's a combat knife variant

Uh on the weirdos maybe you could make an alt group to further vet em?

Also have a blessed Sunday brothers

Yeah, I need some blessings

I'll have a test tomorrow

Discipline Daniel san. Study and still yourself

I hate this course

Don't know why I begun

Was supposed to do chemistry

I hate myself sometimes

It will pass and you will be better for it

Well guys.

I got a call today.

Our landlords are taking the house back. Soooo. Blyat.

Humm

You mean

You lost your house?

I will he

Be

Im sorry

What will you do?

Hope you get out of this situation

I was in a similar situation bro

I'll figure it

Thats gaids im sorry

the apartment I lived in Changed owners and management, prices went up about $300 than what it was

I had to move out cuz I couldn't afford it, that's when I got lucky with my land/trailer that some lady was selling for $4,000

Even so, wouldn't have been the first time I was homeless

A miracle in disguise

@wendiko Agreed bro, can't wait yo have you over

Haha no homo

FUCK 😂🤣

Don't get all gay and sbit on me bro, this ain't the Navy

Lmaoooo

Ray, sup brooooo

So we got 3 arizona nibbas now

Not much

Oh shit brb, I just heard gunshots

No shit?

See if i was there we could have 2 dudes

Just remember grab your balls and say it wit yo chest.

I kinda look like I just got booked in the county jail tbh

You're prob tall

6ft

5'7''

Cries

Rip

That's why I'm used to baseball

You look like every athletic butterbar ever

I think that may be a complaint

I'm still in vegas, lol

Maybe not

How’s Vegas

Oh booty i fogot

Well uhh

Vegas is Vegas I lived here since middle school and all through hs, then I moved to VA and then WV, then back to vegas and finally... In Arizona

My mom is from Tucson

I hate Vegas, simply put. City life is bland to me. I hate the people, i am surrounded by lefties and Redguards here

https://youtu.be/MVQ0eOMY7z4

Lived in OK, than Texas, than, here...

Now, is Tucson pronounced Two-Sawn, Two-soon, or Tuck-sun?

Two sawn

OOOOOOKLAHA WHERE THE WIND COMES SWEEPING DOWN THE PLAIN

@One Shot Paddy Ah good, so I HAVE been pronouncing it correctly

I like OK

...

Very modest place

Tuck-sun

Suck toon

😂

That's how sailors spell it

What do y’all think

Remove the watermark but not bad

I don’t wanna pay

I figured a way

Never said you had to, wait one

Crop it doe

Cropped

Try out cartoon photo

Ok will do

Gun range was a sucess today boys

My new rifle is amazing

Nice

Nice

Great. Got a good zero?

Well, I'm digging some info here

What do y'all know about 13F?

Fist,

Do you like radios?

I really fuckin hope so

Do you like officers?

I really fuckin hope so

Hum

Is that a bad thing?

Is it?

I mean

Is it a cool job?

If you wanna stay in forever sure

Sounds good

You say that now

If you want combat arms and to have the murdery skillset go infantry

If you wanna fix holes be a combat medic

Do you have good eyesight?

Yeah i did, brother is airborne so he showed me

@Hellhound6 I mean, I wanna hood rat shit and get some technical degrees and all

Nice.

What is your zero

@Hellhound6 and no, I don't have a good eyesight

Gotcha n well nvm then lol I was gonna say if you're gonna go army you could fly helicopters as a warrant officer

Nutshell: I want to learn how to defend myself and have a brain

Eh

No offense

They say theres only smart rangers or strong rangers

I was smart and got strong

Technically speaking

Unless your straight up being disrespectful im not gonna bothered bud

And that kinda shit all depends on you

Infantry is a job

A good MOS that I get good defense skills and will help me get a job latter

Being smart/dumb has both its hinderances and strengthz

Tbh infantry isnt applicable anywhere

If you're gonna be dumb you better be tough

Will not be a fuckin cop

Security jobs are kind of a joke

@Hellhound6 It's not a bad choice to pilot helis

You don't need to have eyesight like a air force pilot

Aviation mechanic would transfer well

But youll be a pog

Its what my stepdad did til he got out, now he flies for oil companies and shit

My dream was to get into planes and shit

Thought of it for some good amount of years

My eyesight tells the opposite

Shit happens sometimes

If you got bad eyes not correctable to 20/20 kiss anythinf fun goodbye

I'm not blind lol

I can see ''well'' without glasses

It's pretty low, tbh

Then worry not

But for a AF pilot, I don't think so

They want you to have perfect vision, no matter what

You're disqualified if you do LASIK

I’m looking into army aircrew

I made a 52 on my asvab

Life told me ''hey boy, wanna be a jet pilot? Ok, throw your dream in the garbage and get recked''

Exactly

Do you know your gt

I’d have to convert it but I’ll show my results when I get home

I got everything to be one

Height, will to study

But no

Wut

To be an airforce pilot

Dude forget the air force

I forgot a long time ago, champ

You said you wanted to be army, stick with that

If i were to give advice id say be infantry for 4 years, then get out and pick up a trade.

You have combat skills and a technical skill that can be used to build/maintaine infrastructure

IF they let me change MOS, okay then

You go to meps yet?

wtf is it?

Where are you in the process

Humm, not even in US

My progress is technically negative lol

I'm getting money to go back to US

Well

You can change and hold em to it.

I was originally a tank driver but waited 6 months for infantry to pop up and changed it before i left

How difficult was it?

Army let’s u change as much as u want pretty much

I was just like hey im not a pussy and i wont sign unless im infantry

I'm not afraid to join any combat MOS

I just don't wanna regret after

I dont.

Even being "separated" and divorced.

Id do it all again in a split second and id go harder

I don't wanna regret when try to find a job as a civ

Do something u can use after aerospace maintenance is all the rage

That's what im talking about

That’s why I’m going in flight mechanic

I stopped listing my mil experience with this climate

Tough decision

I don't even know what I'm going to do as a civ, tbh

I still fuckin dont.

Nothing makes me happy

Everything else is boring

Or wage rape in most jobs

Dude fuck the civvi world til you're out

Precision machining and manufacturing is a great field

Yes

It is