Oh that's good shit right there

I rocked one that was a claymore that just said "front towards enemy" and another that said "doesn't matter had sex"

And of course my mandolorian patch

That's beautiful

I want to get the mando symbol as a tattoo tbh

Buddy of mine did

Actually a couple of em did lol

It's a cool symbol lmao

Like the spartan helmet but less gay

A poetically ironic statement considering that not only is the molon labe crap bug gey, but so were the spartans... literally xD

And the Athenians...and the Thebians....and the Trojans....

Especially the Trojans xD

How ironic is it that the trojan horse was a penetration that involved the pouring out of little soldiers and now it is the namesake of a condom

I hate both of YOU

Die mad fucker

Lol

😂

Omg

I got it

A catchphrase

"Mother Liberty bleeds, and we are her children"

I need more patches

They attache to the roof of my Tacoma

Idea for a cool piece of propaganda

Sup

A picture of a masked, modern patriot, a representation of people like us, with a bleeding and angry Mother Liberty standing close behind him whispering into his ear to go forth and stand for freedom

Her proximity and her hand placement upon him is embracing, in a way that is motherly, but makes clear that it is only in a manner that she cares for the patriot, but is not truly his actual mother. More so, it should depict her as his lover

It should inspire empowerment, a feeling of determination, borderline erotic, but not so overtly

@HEARTBREA/K/ ^think you could draw this

And her eyes should be fiery with anger and determination, that of a woman who has been abused and who knows that her patriot shall stand resolute for her

She should not appear smug in any way, however. Mother Liberty knows not arrogance; only passionate and unyielding sensibilities of strength

And the patriot shall have a look upon him of resolve. Strong features, that of a true sentry. He shall give off a sense that no matter how many he faces, no matter the sheer, overwhelming, and insurmountable odds he faces, he shall defend the lady liberty, not to his dying breath; but to the dying breath of her enemies

Oh, and one other thing

She should stand equal to him, neither her cowering behind him, nor him kneeling in front of her

She would have it no other way

Privyet

Just fuckin around with that Russian shit whats up guys?

Look. Fed bois.

SHH SHHH

Oh boy Ashton look at that

Not even 30 seconds and they figured you out

hahah

Welcome to the autism platoon

Welcome to hell what was your sin

Glad to be here 😂

Well I suppose my sin was breating

F R E S H M E A T

breathing*

I stole all of my moms coat hangers for **unspecified** reasons

based

@AKAlexei

What was that petition at

#

@Kaptain bonez What the fuck is it with the coat hangers?

To steal shit from claw machines

found the fed

To abort the communists

*there are two kinds of people*

Gabe that sounds a tad ***BASED***

Gentlemen,
Please refer to the announcements channel

If you could

Yeah Gabriel

No violence ya fuck

Yeah for real homie, we ain't tryna get red flagged by the fedbois

Don't worry you're safe

Not so much that, but we are trying to direct everyone to it before they fuck around too much

The greatest lie one can tell themselves is "I am safe."

http://chng.it/cf95RTCB

If y'all haven't signed the petition yet, sign here. And then share it to all your autist friends, family, and pro-gun facebook pages your follow

only red flags flying are in Portland right now. but in all seriousness I have been following the page the past few days and I understand the implications of such fuckery

When did we break 700 @AKAlexei ?

Last I saw it was 250 something

About an hour or two ago

We appreciate that spud. Mostly it's just respect the admins, each other, and the law.

Otherwise its fuck around and find out

of course

Put it to ya this way, fuckers

Any man can be a continental

But we recognize that in this day and age, we must be statesmen

And that's what I do

You just got my signature

these are terms im surprisingly lacking in knowledge of.

continental andd statesmen

And if you fuck around too much, I get tagged to tear you a new asshole and yeet you out of the server.

F R E E D O M B O N E R I N T E N S I F I E S

Statesmen: also: Orator, Speaker, Thinker, Philosipher.

See also: Free man

@Spudoof continental as in a continental soldier. Statesman, as in someone who knows how to fight the system through politics. Basically what I'm saying, anyone can pick up a gun and do hoodrat shit. But in this day and age, we must utilize the system created by our founding fathers to fight tyranny. Say for a second that a bunch of people actually did rise up and try to overthrow the government by force. As much of a great meme as that idea is, the facts state that we live in a time and place where we don't need violence to bring on a revolution

It all starts with petitions and organizing coordinated political movements through mass media campaigns, public opinion, and through direct and coordinated call and email spams to congressmembers

Koñot and I are the two admins to worry about pissing off. Merc and Squid are pretty laid back. Everyone else is shady as shit. Koñot is pretty left center and I'm far right. We cancel each other out in power for the most part.

Aye, I consider myself a statesmen then till the time demands the continental. That's what my ancestors did before me and that is what I will do now.

I like to say that I'm a pretty lefty dude on a lot of subjects, but when it comes to guns and personal freedoms/civil liberties, I make Ayn Rand look like a fucking socialist

I have bounced all over, recently though I became interested in Yang and was able to fall back out of the far right

Oh shit, a yang gang boi

Until he read about rhodesia

Yang... gods dont get me started on him

Now this is interesting

hush Trace

RHODESIA STANDS WITHIN OUR HEARTS

YES

there it is

R H O D E S I A N S N E V E R D I E

FUCK THE FLOPPIES LET US SLOT THEM FELLOW KINGS

ＩＴ＇Ｓ　Ａ　ＬＯＮＧ　ＷＡＹ　ＴＯ　ＭＵＫＵＭＢＵＲＡ

KEEP THEM NORTH OF THE ZAMBEZI

been listening to this on repeat while i started my study of the nation today

We should kick the boogaloo off by taking Zimbab*vomits*we back.

shiiit didnt they almost have a boogaloo last year?

Yep

After fuckin Mugabe finally bit the dust

He was removed from power in a bloodless coup

PS

How to tell if you're country has been subject to a coup

When the military is literally on national tv telling you that this is not a coup

Listen.

They

Are not

A legitimate

State

Questions?

Yes, one. When are we buying FALs and a one way ticket to Zimbabwe?

👀

Gimme a dozen tanks and I'll take em the fuck out Rommel style you mangy cunts

Asap

I'm not wearing short shorts though

Question

What type of tanks though?

Bruh, gimme 10 good hard men ready to get their hands dirty. We'll have Rhodesia back in existence within two days

Welcome to Hell where you're surrounded by Fascists, Socialists, and whatever the fuck else is around

What conspirators

LMFAO

based

What type of tanks? Modern or *Classic*

We takin Rhodesia back

Yep

That's the new goal

Volunteers are plentiful

No pay needed

Oh please, Deaths Head, you and I both know that you wouldn't need much more than a company of T-55s or hell, even outdated fucking WWI German land fortress tanks to end the Zimbabwe government

just starve em out

oh. wait

We'll have to take fight through Mozambique too

Starve them out? Bro, they're a socialist communist nation; starvation is the norm

T-55's wouldn't be bad... ideally I would take 10 Abrams or 10 t-62's

Easy weight guys

Picture it though:

A quiet afternoon in Rhodesia, Floppies enjoying flinging their shit at one another when the ground starts rumbling. One of them screeches a warning as tanks bearing the Deaths Head flag Crest a nearby ridge open fire on the crowds, while Fortunate Son blasts out of jury rigged speakers.

Ah.... I can smell the diesel and gun powder now

Deaths Head, stop, my penis can only get so erect

B e a u t i f u l

Why not freedom fighters

If I had to take a classic tank though? Panzer VI Ausf D

The tanks soften them up first

Then the infantry moves in.

I told you, gimme 10 good hard men who are willing to get their hands dirty and their faces covered in the blood of their enemies, and Rhodesia will be restored in two days. And if you think that I can't accomplish more violence than a company of your tanks, Deaths Head, oh boy you are surely mistaken. I'm talking Nugget Security Inc. level psychotic violence

Honestly tanks are irrelevant in Africa

The top one is my phone background

Especially Zimbabwe

Fuck you tanks are never irrelevant

But the bush tho

They break morale like a mother fucker

As a future tank driver for the Marine Corps, I too am insulted xD

I mean this was a prob in nam

Oh shit a tank boi?

There was places they couldn’t go

He's got a point there, but that's why you have the Rhodie light infantry

What *bush*? You mean the terrain I just ran the fuck over in a tank going 60km/h?

Not to mention their Georges. Those fuckin things carried everything, ammo, the troopies, and machine guns

Or the shit coated in napalm and roasted floppies?

Lots of machine guns

Listen

The bush is the term for thicc jungle

Give Konot his men

Give me my tanks

And we'll crack them wide open

*napalm sticks to kids*

*I see no problem*

Fire force prooved the most effective method there

The RLI tried armored approach

You assume I care

I have SOF reports on how they changed tactics and what works and books on how to track in the bush

Know what doesnt stop tanks?

Cities

Yea

Cause roads

Know what's really easy targets for large bore shells?

Buildings

Wanna know what hides in buildings?

Ok

Civies

*u n s l o t t e d f l o p p I i e s*

Level the cities and burn the fields

^

Erase the floppies

Dude I swear y’all have the iq of a potato it don’t work that way

correct because what DID work has been blown to hell and back

total war

I like pizza

Total war doesn’t work in the modern era

Well I mean, his name is SPUDoof

That's where you're wrong buckp

*glares at NATO air war*

give them nothing left to defend they quit fighting because there is nothing left to fight for

Fuck it

Nuke em

as if they had a reason to in the beginning

Wait no that ruins Rhodesia

oh shit

Cancel Nukes

correct

Better plan

Y’all haven’t put this into any thought

Carpet bombing

MUSTARD GAS BITCHES

I would legit go fight over there

Fuck it that works

I've put plenty of thought into it. You just dont like my plan of armored superiority

>be me
>be Zimbabwe army private
>normalday.jpg
>wait... what's that sound
>rumbling.mp4
>suddenly through the trees comes a company of tanks bearing the death's head crest
>overhead a squadron of bombers begins dropping napalm
>from another direction comes a platoon of rhodie camo dressed /k/ommandos riding on top of a tank with the name койот spray painted on the side with loud speakers blairing the Rhodesian rock classic "George"
>within a matter of a day, the Zimbabwe government and military fall
>койот, Death's Head, and the others look upon the damage they have caused
>it's glorious
>mfw

I approve

it's a bunch of floppies with rifles that haven't been updated since the bush war. I highly doubt any tactic would fail

Why do we worry about far away place?

Don't be arrogant

>when the SS suddenly reappears in Africa

I mean sheer numbers have won before

Remember that the US lost against a bunch of Vietnamese farmers with shit tier AKs

@Soviet its fuckin R H O D E S I A

And that's coming from an AK guy

The US got their asses kicked lmao

Listen tho

We had no reason to be in there

Numbers of fucking retards with aks

Against well trained militiamen

WITH TANKS

right but, they had home field advantage and a bunch of trees

So we burn the trees

And tunnels

Zimbabwe has no supporters like the Vietcong did

They tried burning the trees

We can replant when the war is done

I'm surprised in a 20 year war the US didn't use their tactics

It didn't work

Wrong

Oh we used their tactics

*laughs in MACVSOG*

Zimbabwe has support of its surrounding nationsn

If we take Zimbabwe it'll be a fight against Mozambique at the very least immediately after.

They underestimate our capacity for psychotic violence and cold war era war crime tactics

aye but at that rate we could be recruiting the whites from SA and they could join our ranks

They're too busy defending their farms from rapists