DontBeMeanToMe

get out of here, stalker

@edgyusername69 basically, it's a Ukrainian made fps that takes place in Chernobyl after an event created powerful materials called artifacts that give you special abilities, and a whole community of people called "stalkers" move in and basically make a living travelling into the zone and retrieving them. The game has a good storyline that I won't bother spoiling, but it's also known for being notoriously buggy, glitchy, and in general just a total fuckin' meme of a game. It garnered a substantially sized cult following and is now a popular meme on 4chan's /k/ board, albeit a really old one.

Stalker is a ukranian shooter with light rpg elements made by Ukrainians. It takes place after a secind disaster at Chernobyl, creating the mysterious zone where artifacts of power, and a device that grants whishes lays

@AKAlexei dont forget modding it to all fuck

Oh gods, the mods man, the mods were awesome

Ope lol

@edgyusername69 @AKAlexei
Watch. This is a perfect intro, and nostalgia for veterans. Plus autism

https://youtu.be/ZsMpaFU8plI

ah yes, post soviet Ukrainian core coding held together with Lada parts and duct tape, peak stability

It was honestly what /k/ used to be all about; good guys who were just posting a lot of their guns and stalker related material, and then the ATF started being cucks, and then our rights started getting trampled on, and now, it's evolved and escalated into what we now know as the boogaloo

@Bard Da tovarisch, is perfectly safe

Ok, but not even gsc game world knows how Xray engine works

Fucking truth!

oh my god that video

i came to this movement never stepping foot onto 4chan or any of those message boards I see referenced here frequently

https://youtu.be/rYNjcM7wCy8

This video is a short documentary on the rise and fall of the stalker franchise and eloquently sums up the key elements of how the game came to be and why it's so ironically popular

Sseth teentach and lord mandalore both have good vids on stalker

@thedarkness05 lol I love his vids

@Deadbeat Radio I wish he would make more. I need more cheeki breeki shitposts in my life

That's what my existence is; a cheeki breeki shitpost

Think I'll play some today

Do it

I havent recovered from my last excursion into the zone with mods

Anyone else noticed that in Akira they are building for the Tokyo Olympics set in 2020?

Yes

this is the most slav shit I have ever seen, and also pretty coolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWfRoNOPktc

Predictive programming is 100% a thing; our reality is slowly but surely becoming more and more like the depictions we see in media.

ODST > Spartans you can't change my mind

@AKAlexei

That's a hot take if I've ever seen one

I enjoyed V for Vendetta, but I prefer 1984

@AKAlexei I mean they write about it, talk about it and do policy based on it, it's not a secret.

Dude, you think that shit was wack? Hold on lemme show you something

https://youtu.be/JS_sYDTh4RE

@AKAlexei

Oof that one hits home

@AKAlexei lot of truths in that game, they did a great job illustrating real life conspiracies in that game

Also what did it lead to? Ultimately? Technocracy and AI control.

That's the end game anyways.

"A conspiracy all the way back to the league of nations, powerful bankers and interest groups."

I'm still unconvinced of the conspiracy side to COVID-19

It's not whether or not it's real, hyped, or serious. It's what happens afterwards. Culture and economies being shifted

I still quite simply blame china's culture and retarded communist government. Still been trying to navigate the ethical and moral quandries surrounding quarantine of the entire country etc. A bit befuzzling for a retard like me.

I suppose we will see it's true weaponization by our own government in due time

unfortunately

I think it was just the Chinese being retards and the elites just decided to use it to get rich and kill off the poor

bingo

And maybe provoke war with china

Economies are brought down on purpose sometimes for financial gain and political centralization. Ala john perkins

oy vey, don't reveal our secrets

That's true

Today is my wifes birthday

Need suggestions on what to do to make it a good one since her party was scrubbed

@Ramrod1992 that's funny today is my wife's boyfriends birthday

Lol

order roses or whatever flowers she likes, nice bottle of wine, obviously a main gift, and make her feel important and happy

Well im broke, so looking within the budget of like 8 bucks

oh lol

Something i can do at home

um use the 8 bucks to buy a bottle of baby oil and it's rub down time

women love massages

Im gonna write her a letter and do her garden in the front for her

Yeah thats tonight

We got a king size bed in the spare bedroom. Im gonna clear it off and light candles

Break it in

if her idea is being away from you to do whatever she wants at home, then you can also just fuck off

*idea of a nice birthday

Lol no she wanted cake and friends and booze and campfires but the friend thing hurt her

Her dad came and dropped off a card and didnt hug her cause the wuhan

Kinda killed her inside a lil bit

https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41972047/anyone-arrested-for-violating-isolation-orders-will-be-held-without-bond

Jesus fucking christ

they'res cops at my local grocery stores now

I guess fuck all the amendments

people lined up outside

Shit

*there's, fuck I'm retarded

yeah man I've never seen anything like this

they're taking quotas of people going inside, the people inside were like openly arguing over groceries and shit

the cracks are starting to show

@Bard Breadlines 2020

"Comrade Commissar, may I enter the premises?"

Anyone want any of these to plaster around your localities?

I fucked up

My coffee is an Irish coffee

That sounds like a great Fuck up

It is

Just wasn't ready for it lol

Lmfao

@Hellhound6 you just reminded me to make coffee lol

I wish I could have an irish coffee

We were all up watching Ozarks until 4:30 in the morning LOL we only got up an hour ago and now are trying to put our lives together before breakfast

Oof

Paradise in camp Gøønawaka it seems

Took your advice and made mine Irish aswell. Been a long time

You know what's actually really fuckin' great? Vodka in coffee

Moanin yall - hope you're well

Vodka is great in everything when you're Russian

Whiskey is better for coffee

Slavs are just wrong about everything

@Hellhound6 here you go

Its mexican catholic holy water

<:madrage:554427042423373835> <:madrage:554427042423373835> <:madrage:554427042423373835> <:boomer:644027613899259926> <:boomer:644027613899259926> <:boomer:644027613899259926>

. . . So Tequila?

I only got a little left

So much evil in this world mios dio

Probably tequila

Stop hating on vodka

Yo quiero chingal

I even have a live laugh love bullshit

...

Imma need you to suck start your sidearm

Just for the live laugh love shit

Lol.

Bruh are you a fucking wetback 😂

Does this skin tone scream mexican to you?

Yes

You're just light skinned

Yes

Free my people

"Avenge mmeeee"

@Hellhound6 haha

AVENGE AMIIIIII GO

LMAO

HERMANOS!!

Slavs are wrong about everything? Cyka

Reminds me of that meme I made a while ago. I sent it to me fiances family. I got good results from the cousins.

The older ones not so much, english is very nuanced.

@AKAlexei ak's are an exception

Que onda guey? @Deadbeat Radio

Be me, filling out fishing licenses, guy doesn't have a social security number with only a mexican national ID, get the guy his license, he leaves. my boss: "First name, Wet, last name Back"

@Bard fucking christ lol

My time at the sporting goods store was boring as fuck but it had its ups

There is a whole nother world of mexican memes. @Bard

@Hellhound6 bruh you and I both know that Russian and eastern european combat is some extra special shit

HO SHIT!!! Whats difference between a black father and a boomerang ... Boomerang comes back

https://www.facebook.com/guillermo.paredes.123276/videos/222129155557356/

Hey guys

My grandpa taught me a cool gear trick.

Take thin gloves and combine with modified thick gloves, your palms and knuckes are well protected, but you have all the dex in your fingertips still. I used some shitty extra winter gloves + some paint covered Gorilla Gripz (my favorite thin glove) for the example

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/04/05/magazine/navy-captain-crozier-positive-coronavirus.html

@Trash Squid

Absolute fucking bruh moment

Reality is a meme

Hes used this set up for camping, work, and at the range. He said he can still.do all reloads and charges etc.

https://youtu.be/6LgfyUeFlzw

@Hellhound6

Aaaayyy

Back when he would kick flip instead if flip flop

He’s becoming more and more right as time goes on

Got another idea Bois. This wet blanket says and does some really retarded shit. We should start a "training company" basically just mocking this fuck. It's like free material for parody.

Thats some sam Fisher solid snake bullshit right there

Cringtopia - and he's anti-gun to boot. Yeah it's confusing.

He also NDs into ceilings

Wait, y’all don’t know about **VODA** and his “EAT-A-DICK”tm system

?

I just found out about this clown recently. It's a riot. He fucking wrote books n shit

Yeah he’s been the laughing stock since 2015

I'm generally late to the party.

Same

Aight, bout watch this tiger king stuff

If boog happens I want to go toe to toe with him.

Ooo tell me how it is. I'm too lazy to care much about it but there's some dank memes

Not even through episode 1 and Joe Exotic is a straight goon

sup phaggits

I just finished episode 2

The white trash is off the charts

It is, but I love it

@FloridaManBoohajideen No idea what any of this means

@Radmin AH is that the tiger king movie on NuttFlicc?

Afternoon men

@Ramrod1992 Sup Fucker

Oh its the wife's b-day so I'm gonna try to not funk up her cake

i wasnt invited

fk u

For a reason, its an economic crises not all you can eat you fat piece of shit

Lol

fuck you

sorry that i am twice your size in height and weight and i require more food

I mean I got beans on

You like beans nigga?

I like beans

I'll eat basically anything

He gonna come over here and I'm gonna teach the kids to hide behind the couch and yell that this fat nigga eating beans

I can make a BOMB ass squirrel stew, opossum pie, coon pie, as well as venison burgers, and other shit

Coon pie

Love that shit

@Ramrod1992 Raccoons taste bomb when you marinade them inna dry rub cajun style

This nigga eatin beans!

That looks like actual vomit but I bet it's delicious

I can make one mean fuckin pot roast

@Bard You should try my homemade chilli, I use 3 types of meat and 4 types of beans

Sounds dank king

I fucking love my slow cooker

Yeah I eat some strange shot when prompted

It takes me two days to make, I use old fashioned cast iron Dutch Oven inside a smoker

Fuck you I want a smoker

Mind you, the prep time is what takes the longest, i marinade my meats for AT LEAST 72 hours

Everyone else has one but me it seems and it pisses me off

Camel, dog, horse, coon, possum, turtles, snakes armadillo, whatever

Used to eat it all

Turtles are shit

Most reptiles suck

@Bard i made mine out of an old food-grade 55gallon drum, cut some holes and shit for the fire and stuff

@Ramrod1992 I make a tender snake bro. And my slow smoked gator was to die for when I lived in "that place"

@насильственное убийство nice, mad respect

I've heard gator is fucking tasty

ive had it in restaraunt

@насильственное убийство come hang out with me during the economic depression bro. Lets feast

Ill eat weird meat every night

Lol

@Bard bbq rub + marinade for 2 days,, and then and bbq sauce + Smoke for 9 hours = B-E-A-UTIFUL

@Ramrod1992 where ya live nigga?

Ky

Plenty of critters to kill

@Ramrod1992 AZ here, we have Jackrabbits, ground squirrel, chipmunk, snake, coyote, wild rams, among other things

@Ramrod1992 8AM christies?

I ain't checked

Wait 1 @Mjolnir Spartan

Waiting 1

@Ramrod1992 btw, is everything in ky revolving around thr horse derby thing? Or is that just a myth?

pretty much

Um in my area normally it would be a big spectacle normally but they canceled early on

HURR DURR KINTUCKEE DERBEE BOII

the entire city goes into a warzone on derby weekend

Ye

.......at least yer not in Alabama.....

I got a friend in Alabama. That dude uhh. He was a weirdo.... But a fun weirdo.

Ima uber driver so normally id be in my car 15 hours a day working for the derby

I moved around a lot tbh.

The derby brings millionaires out, them nigs tip 100 dollar bills to everyone they meet bro

Like.... Db shit too

@Ramrod1992 I fucked a millionaire's daughter once....

Got pics?

@Mjolnir Spartan 9 at Christi's

@Ramrod1992 she took a video, dunno where it went tbh. We both wore masks too like wtf

i should rent a car for derby weekend and uber for it

So all y'all listen to this shit