^

Respect Them Trees or Shoot Their Knees

Return them to nature

Amen brøther

https://www.scmp.com/news/china/society/article/2157499/life-threatening-parasite-found-chinese-patients-who-ate-raw

**FUCKING CHINA**

"All cultures are equal" 😂😂

Yeaaahhhhh about that

Maybe China should you know....

NOT EAT THINGS THAT ARE STILL ALIVE

You're asking too much

Your right

At least warm them up first

Is that too much

Apparently so

Jee-zuz

Anyone got a fairly simple guide for molotovs I can supply to a friend in minecraft

Take note

@James Warner

Not [REDACTED] and not used [REDACTED] from an automobile

And not gasoline

This is the recipe to make your car run great

ATF?

Makes sense if it is

Don't forget, DO NOT LET [REDACTED] FALL IN, IT'LL IGNITE

Ah yes, raw centipedes, delicious

All cultures are equal

I’m **fucking done** with these companies today

IRA rifles

https://www.whas11.com/mobile/article/news/local/lou-judges-now-putting-defiant-covid-19-patients-on-house-arrest/417-e8c1ae19-84b6-423a-b210-90ce08b368e7

🇫

🇫🇫🇫🇫🇫🇫🇫

let them fuckin try

let them mother fuckin try

Fuckin thing is, a new production FAL would be a WAY smarter move on FN's part than their entire AR15 line and the M249S

jeebus christ

agreed

@Hobbs I love my FN15 but I agree

and they need to make more hi powers

because hi powers are cool

and based

FAL = literal Yeet Cannon .308 battle rifle

https://www.wnd.com/2020/03/chuck-norris-warns-rebellion-martial-law-americas-covid-strategy-doesnt-change/?utm_source=Facebook

The Chuck speaketh

> because hi powers are cool
@Bard unfortunately they stopped Hi Power production years ago

But yes, they are

The Hi Power, CZ 75B, and Sig 229 with laminate grips are the three best feeling guns in my hands from my completely subjective pov

@everyone how I imagine the people in this group are IRL

@FloridaManBoohajideen
That's got to be April fools right

@jaguarknight yea sadly

@Bard he lives in a pineapple, how is this possible? Through *jihad*

Bruh it’s April fools

And then again this happened

Wait

What?

Ssg yeet

6-9

This is gotta be a joke

Why do they want me to hate them more

Like

I’m already not a fan

Now they do this shit lmfao

Oof

Soooo i thought it was my Hoplite plates that shipped cause the fedex number i got

What was it .....really?

Nope. My AR500 order didnt cancel in time. Soooo. THATS what shipped.

So i guess ill have 2 armor sets.

1 epic tier and 1 trash tier lmao

Good stuff, keep the trashy one in your pack in case the good one bites the dust

Keep it around in case you rescue some hawt brawd and feel like being her in the ways of the Böög

^^^ also this

Just don't be a cuck to her

Haha

Im gonna keep it as a spare lol

*spare

Level 3 steel plates. Theyre like 8x10.or.something stupid too lol

Basic ass 100$ AR500 package

Came w a cheapo carrier too.

Dudes

https://abc7ny.com/officials-engineer-tried-to-smash-train-into-usns-mercy/6069459/

A moment of silence for simo häyhä

The hell

That’s metal af tho to be honest

@edgyusername69 NY is going full division, little by little

That reminds me

Yep

Jesus guys be careful

P@Dudesman praise the lord!

And if for a brief moment all was right in the world

Fuckk

Im pissed

I messaged hoplite to double check lead times. They said a certain plate is shipping in 6 business days, i swore it was the ones i got. No i was a few numbers off i guess. So imstead of gettimg them in a few weeks like i thought, itll be probably months

I got.my.hopes up over a misunderstanding om my part

It's ok, we all screw up brother.

I gotta check my plates then, just oredered a set of hops the other day. Hopefully they show up soon

Product 26605 is what ships fast

Note QUITE what i got i guess? Idk. Seems identical to what i ordered just different numbers ig

Im kinda bummed. I made my.girl a nice dinner and she just.fell asleep after.

nutted and slept. classic

I was wanting to spend time w her or something. I feel alone these days.

Haha not even nutted lol

Like, i cooked a large dinner for us lol

Dude I get that

Have you talked to her about that?

that's a rough time, i get it though. was just about to ask that @RedDiesel95

No need

Communication is yuuge

She works.early.

Earlier than i do

We have fantastic communication

Just bring it up to her

The issue is that in alot.of ways my life is coming together perfect, AND falling apart around me at the same time and its.fuckin WEIRD

And thata aside from corona based shit

Your life is coming together the WORLD is falling apart

Nah mah i got.some.life shit goimg om thats super fucked up.man amd has nothing to do w the virus

Excuse the typing haha this phone is bullshiy

I get that also. I just crashed the only car we had between my chick and I

Jeuss

But we are a team and we can get thru anything

You got this.King

As far as the virus goes.. im scared for my friemds amd family, whats left of it

I can handle.ME just fine. Ive lived through insane shit.my entire life. Ill be ok. I fear for them and i cant protect them all

I ain't worried about the virus, I never was... I'm looking at the sheeple acting like dangerous retards

And the Government's taking advantage of the "crisis"

The virus amd ita side effects is what.i.meam

So, yeah that

Ya the panic from the general public is the biggest issue rn

I got some extra 12ga rnds

But thats abt it

The virus isn't gonna shoot me over tp or water, people will

Agreed

The virus will.just ripe.you apart from the inside while youre powerless

You can shoot back at people

People can spread it too. I can control what I do, but I cant control them. Either way people are always worse

I survived a virus that kills and cripples alot of people and it feels so.. powerless

Oh

Well I guess that was bad timing for a rape joke

Lmao

Im gonna try and sleep

Night Kings

Night fam

https://www.facebook.com/2007740295970408/posts/2865168403560922/?d=n

So y’all know that movie dirty dancing

The cheesy 80s love movie

That my gf made me watch

Well anyways I thought the 2 main characters looked familiar and I was tryna figure out were

Then I saw this

Those the wolverines?

NOBODY PUTS BABY IN THE CORNER

I see this movie different now

I like dirty dancing........ Is that bad?

Honestly...

I mean it’s a decent movie

Like it’s one I wouldn’t mind watching again

But I look at it different now

A: you do you homie and B: it’s a classic so you’re cultured my man

Culture is a white people thing

I alao liked Ghost

......... I'm a sucker for older movies man..... A real sucker...

Like call of duty...

@One Shot Paddy no you child lol

The movie Ghost

Where you get to see a lady fuck her dead ex as a ghost

Oh

That’s an interesting sounding one

@FloridaManBoohajideen The pottery scene gave me feels you fag

@насильственное убийство it’s ghost porn

@FloridaManBoohajideen I know. If I were dead, I'd bang some fine ass chick too like... "Casper be friendly, but dis dick gonna be like slimer in dat pussy"

I can't wait to do my community service in the corpse pits

@Bard To quote myself from my EDGY teen years after being on /b/ for WAY too long

"She's pretty cute for a dead bitch. Wonder if she died a virgin"

lmao

*it was an ISIS video btw*

oof

i just dream of being lubed up with Purell in whitie tighties with my gas mask and a shovel in the burn pits of Seattle

Truly a fitting punishment

punishment? nigga that's an opportunity

Just make sure the guards dont see you boost any gold teeth

"No Sledge don't do it!"

Yo its dead quiet tonight

the weather here is like the end times

shit is weird

earthquakes and random snow showers with hail and fog

It’s like 50 degrees here

i'm expecting fuckin walkers to come out at any second

It was like 82 3 days ago

it's never been like this this time of year

shit is properly weird

Same.
But tonight feels...off for some reason. Like there's almost no noise anywhere, no people out on the roads, I usually see a few. I dont like it

every day goes by and I slowly am seeing the populace go into more pandemic mode

Today’s the day

dudes with respirators at the grocery store

I went to Walmart today

Not a single mask

yet it's still busy and there are so many people on the road

just watching MRE reviews

Steve?

yes

Only the best

"absolutely DECADENT"

he released a new video today

one of the worst main courses yet

Did he

What country

us

Ish

What’s the meal

spinach fettucini shit

Yum

he described it as "miserable"

Said no one ever

i've seen him eat 40 year old rations with more vigor

Idk, MREs have a certian way of sucking the life out of you. And its aleays the ones you least expect

i've never eaten an MRE but I spent quite a few long hikes eating Mountain House...*shivers* fuck that

when they don't rehydrate completely...god

most MREs dont have the rehydration issue, you can eat them cold if you like. I dont, but its possible. Generally some are worse than others, like most of the veggie ones are ass

the vomelet lol

Yeah, the vomelet

the DoD needs to fucking hire steve to do their whole ration program for the military

but of course they don't give a shit

a lot of the russian rations are wayy better

Chili mac slaps, but I'm sure I've told the story of how MREs and jail food are pretty much the same thing

not surprised

the pepperoni pizza and the beef stroganoff are apparently pretty good

Havent had the pizza one, but the stroganoff is deff up tjere for favorite meals

one of the italian MRE's has a shot of liquor in it

of course

the fucking italians

now I'm watching warwave

https://twitter.com/OperatorMaid/status/1245154580054319105?s=09

4625Khz is doing some weird shit atm

The Air Force is always on crack. Their leadership is made up of MK-Ultra regects

Operation Starfish Prime is evidence for that.

Can someone store Cascadia page in here for the Northwest boys

I'd probably dm one of the admins (at a time where they're actually up) and ask if you're trying to get another room added. But idk the process I'm just a gooner

Im always up

Oof

Sup brudda

Same shit, different day

Ik you're always up but you never show me any of the love I deserve 😢