sky's out thighs out

Just been eating meat

BRUH

B R U H

Carnivore Diet is g o a l s

It's like my normal diet but without garlic toast

. . . no Garlic Toast? . .

No only flesh

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find me the bready meats

Garlic Limb sounds better, anyway O_O

I mean we put garlic in out steak marinade

Had filet mignon last night and a flat iron today

Let the flare iron soak overnight, it was pretty good tier

Only ate a pound of it still got .6lbs left

Yeetzuz. . is all meat more expensive thab a more balanced selection, or?

Probably

Yeah I didn't get a chance to ask Squid, is carnivore going well?

Yee, I just love red meat so it's going great

I'm in exactly the same boat

It was just my normal diet without burgers which is kind of unfortunate

I'm having some high impact shits though

But I eat like a pound and a half of steak a day

Like it's not diarrhea but they some speed shits

Yeah that's the colon getting used to it

Shit so fast I only have to wipe once

Your ass is Poseidon Sparkled <:lol:554425196283559938>

My ass is speed

kaCHIEOWN

at least you arent wasting toilet paper

thats apparently apocalypse currency. and here I am with a metric ton of bottle caps

Same lol

okay okay okay

but

what are people gonna BUY TP *WITH*?

Only thing I had that was off diet so far was beer last night

How many days in are you?

5

ofucc

**KACHOW**

Eventually you basically stop shitting altogether

Teeny poops from on out

My homies about to cut my hair with a pube trimmer, pray for me

Jeez man times are getting tuff with this quarentine, i need a cut too

I'm going for the mohawk

@Bard camp Goon is about to get on the Mohawk life too lmao

My brothers wife cuts hair so I'm lucky as hell.

Based

any of yall know anything about bee-keeping

I know a little Daddyyy hubbyyy

@Mjolnir Spartan I am here to inform you that I have no relevant experience, anecdotes, or information of any kind to furnish to you, but dearly want to see you get stung hundreds of times

Post it on world star

lol

honey bees dont really sting just because

thats them asshole cunts with wings i.e paper wasps and hornets

Get those africanized nigguh bees

New patch came on

In*

I love it

Even with the generic caption, the graphic is fuckin sick

Yeah I am loving it too

THAT patch...😍

when the country goes into shit hit fan mode... and yall need items to barter with, take up beekeeping, Honey is a natural sweetener, its a natural antiseptic, its a natural probiotic and its extremely healthy for you

I found a colt upper for 300

Also beeswax has many uses too

Just eat the mf'n combs

@One Shot Paddy what model send noodz

It was on armslist and I made an offer for 275

The standard m4a1 model

6920?

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@Hellhound6 do the jacob seed cut

Yay Daddy!! Good idea 💡

What

Lmao

<a:ExcuseMeWtf:554431406743355413>

Yes Daddy Squid, discipline me

i am daddy

to her

No this is patrick

guys - it's Daddy Merc ; Papa Squid

Wack

Not daddy squid...sorry I forgot y'all dont know

idek if I WANT to know now

lmao

@Trash Squid https://www.dailywire.com/news/breaking-virginia-governor-ralph-northam-announces-stay-at-home-order-till-june-10

Look at that tyrant bastard

UNTIL JUNE 10THS

HOLY FUCK

Cackling like the ten penny faggot despot he is

My bad... @Mjolnir Spartan is my daddy hubby...I didnt change my name across the servers o yeah..ima gurl 😂😂😂😂

yep

That's quite a long stay at home order

June 10th?

Holy fuck

i am Daddy Deletus

@FloridaManBoohajideen 2 months to set up checkpoints, inspect houses, socialize business, etc. . .

He’s going to do it

Miss u Daddy. 💋

He is.

That fucking faggot tyrant

So

Squigger

Comin to O Hai Thurr??

<:lol:554425196283559938>

*incoherent boogaloo barking intensifies*

**REEEEEEEEE**

"SAND PEOPLE NOISES"

Me when northman says anything

Hey uhhhh @jeepercreeper TX we don’t say stupid shit here

We don’t do direct threats or calls to action

do it in my discord

I'm daydreaming...drunk...

bc idc

@FloridaManBoohajideen in my case I put it in music so it's not real lmao

Stir crazy. Need a nap and a spanking apparently

@Bard exactly

Can't wait for my jury to hear some of those pieces at the war crime tribunal

Lmao only a war crime if we lose

Victory = No Tribunal

""why did you guys win so hard? someone has to hold you accoun---""

**MURICA**

we will win

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<:UnitedStatesFlag3icon:554434216650211350>

<:UnitedStatesFlag3icon:554434216650211350>

🇨🇦 damn someone used my american flag as toilet paper

@Bard You can use mine, chief

@Ramrod1992 hey ill pay you to go to the store for me and bring me some redman chew, and a 2 liter of cherry coke $20 bc u know social distancing

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/939jz3/hentai-site-makes-all-porn-free-during-coronavirus-is-immediately-overloaded?utm_content=1585591571&utm_medium=social&utm_source=VICE_facebook

**i fucking hate you** <:weeeb:554422645370650669>

<:weeeb:554422645370650669>

""our faps - will blot out the bandwidth""

Also @Bodark Actual @Hellhound6 and I Just knocked out a 4 1/2 mile hike in the woods

AAAAYYY

Now we are hungry and tired boys

I'm finna jump up that hill but start timing it on the daily

Do it to it crab man

lol chat went dead after the hentai post went out

Naw

I’m still here

I don’t fall for stuff like that

how to clear a chat room in 2020 drop some spicy hentai and presto you have curbed free speech

The weak incels fall for that

False

Lmao

false to who

paddy or me

We started watching Designated Survivor again

"The weak incels"
im pretty strong one

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holy shit im baked

Guys

I need help immediately

whats goin on fish

I need a name for a cat

calm down

its ..........

fuc yo cat

name it bernie

>:v

No

bc its a socialist

It need to sound japanese

cats are communists

Or epic

Heiryoku

means Force of Arms

Its a battle felyne

Heiryoku FORCE OF ARMS

if its a fkin battlekat

@Sir Harndes name him suleiman the magnificent

LOL

or just be weeby and name him Seijiro

or be chad

and name him suleiman the magnificent

stfu you english fuc

Fuck it

I name him Poro

im turkish nigga

lolol

really

you fucking League of Legends fat nerd

i hope your poro gets eaten

*s a v a g e*

Oh no

Poro's a real name

Damn

Oshiro is a real name but

Thought I got this name somewhere

@Mjolnir Spartan need a real name

Ok

A boogaloo name for him

A wild one

Ketchup

Nvm

Marvin

After killdozer

Or sky king

just name the lil shithead Taxes

name your cat Squigger

Squigger?

Oh no

Squigger the ni.....

Yes

Do it

Yes

K ill do it

or just name him Rhett E. Boogie

**victory for squigger**

. . .

bruh I thought we were naming a real cat. . .

are you....

fucking

Course not

....

serious

I said it was a battle cat

fish

bruh

he did

i thought it was real

we need to talk

""battle felyne""

"" *I was gonna cuddle him n name him Scott Phillips.* ""

"nAmE mY cAt!" thomas had never seen such bullshit before

YES

Its monster hunter

fuc u

if it's a virtual cat name it nigger

^^^^^^

Dont want to get banned

Its a coop game

*The Gang gets Fish Banned*

lmao gud solja gud, gettin dem banned from dem gov'ment servahs

*noo massa - no sir - mmm-mmmh - not gonna name the cat 'nigga' sir - no massa*

nobody appreciates my unbelievably unoptical collection of music

im bored af who wants to play some Cod Warzone on pc

among which are "Run, Nigger, Run", "Ship Those Niggers Back", "Zip Coon", and "Nigger Loves A Watermelon Ha Ha Ha"

ah - THAT unoptical

and am KAY ESS PEE

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531371828975894528/694301809476632607/yandere_dev_cum_zone_chalice.mp4

. . . what the ever fuck. . .

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/186311760226156544/694302414257258496/pizza_bonk.mp4