Also give.me.more.context

I'll send you the pic

Lmfao bet

Actually remind me tomorrow, ill have my girl take a pic for.me

Bet

Ive done similiar shit

I'll send something here in a bit

My puppet got fixed today. Plz send snoot boops

Yo are we raiding this fuckers phone cuz I'm down

Yes

Also bard did you get my DMs

Yes

Do it

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/683490197794455665/690357288296251392/mickeyanddonaldfemurbreaker.mp4

That is cursed as shit

https://www.facebook.com/marcrebillet/videos/2541670709270537/

Due to this Quarantine thing.... I've been rewatching the Resident Evil films on Nuttflick

@P I L L A R M A N yoooo wtf dude

lol

@Stickythicky shows the shit talk going

@P I L L A R M A N Is the audio from some LiveLeak/BestGore vid or something?

i have no clue

Lol

omg

first day's victory

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

what you win

@Trash Squid lol match with poppy

How u goons doin

oh nice lol

lost all matches except for this one

I'm still battling this cast iron pan

I've been fighting like hell to restore it all day

@Thomatorr, King of Ohio o was repeatedly bashing my head into a metal beam ealier

@Thomatorr, King of Ohio not feeling anxious. Didn't feel good in ages

And ya?

We goin inna trenches tonight

Yeee

Wtf does a stay at home order even mean in practice? I’m not sure what the point is

Fed

Inna?

It’s late

I was ealier

I’m tryna not beat my posion ivy dick so imma head to sleep

My girlfriend is now feeling the big panic after hearing through her own friend network that martial law and national guard enforcement are allegedly going to happen. She's kinda starting to understand my apprehensive attitude toward govt force n shit but she's not quite redpilled yet.

I can only think "dude I've literally been thinking about this genre of bullshit for several years now."

Unfortunate the realization had to happen under the circumstances tho, but I think many will feel the same after having freedoms they care about infringed on

My only concern is she's very worried about my (also our) well being if certain situations happen. She still can't fathom the idea why we may possibly have to bug out vs hunker down.

Shit the list of possibilities are endless.

Also just wanna note I didn't throw this in the problems channel because I'm just making conversation. She sent me a message like "call me immediately" on my break when she's normally asleep.

I'm trying to get it into someone's head that she needs to stay hunkered down for now.

@Hellhound6 feel that. Someone you care about?

any of you make your own liquor?

@Schadraquetor yeah

I took tomorrow (today) off, gonna do errands and stock now that the girlfriend is wound up. Just get what you can without going full retard

inb4 starts collecting equipment to make your own paper

Yeah done a few supply runs

Ended up with a football and a whiteboard on the last one..

I mean I could see some non-edible uses for it.

Agreed

Off topic a lil but knowing how to play/run Dungeons and Dragons will be so lit if there's nothing you can do electronically.

It's basically the morale equivalent of being a party bard.

https://tenor.com/view/the-witcher-jaskier-geralt-twerk-booty-shake-gif-16206409

Heh...kid... you weren't there during the TP Civil Wars...
you wouldn't know what we had to do...
Charmin vs Bounty mercenary conflicts...
war is hell...

National Guard units getting activated to do fucking grocery store details LMFAO
Imagine being activated to do groceries lmao
What a lame assignment
Hey pvt double bag that for me thanks
first tour on Operated Cucked
Have to fall back to Walmart because an infected crackhead has breached the no-fire zone
Nasty girls out here trying to get their expert baggers badge
Ay nigga clean up on aisle 3
You've been reassigned to the condiments aisle
>getting discharged getting caught eating beans
Pvt, you are being court martialed for unlawful acquisition of beans
remember being deployed to Walgreens...
changed a man...

I am NOT fighting a rich mans war
I refuse to invade Costco for their Olive Oil section

Youre not wrong,I just wish I had all of my rpg books

Mmm

Could need those.

Got cards, football, set up a poor man's gym

You wouldn't get it...I was the front gunner on a Charmin Delivery Convoy...

i-i missed the flushable wipes IED

the gun truck behind me was only...1 ply...

they...they didn't make it...

the things i saw in those days...

🇫

What a story

Yeah we upped our game at the right time. California is on lockdown now.
https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/covid-19-deaths-italy-track-surpass-china-more-countries-close-borders-confirmed-cases

Guess I'll be doing more podcasts

@Shura37564 I can make and run a still and have a great mash recipe if it comes down to it

nice, I was wondering how to make my own since it sounds interesting and I have a bit of time rn

And was a legal weed grower lol our apocalypse gonna be **LIT**

Best bet?

Order a functional yet “decorative” still online

If you want to make it cheap, as in cheap cider or wine, apple juice or grape juice in an 5 gallon office jug and 3 to 4 pounds of sugar. With whatever yeast you have. Also a copper pipe for sturring.

Then

Cool that copper and distill it into brandy

https://voca.ro/cq8Dy0KLJYY

Coil*

There you go

I got bored and recorded that pasta earlier

my fiancee is looking at me like i'm a fucking retard

for recording this at 2 in the morning

@P I L L A R M A N I want to share that lol

That was great

https://voca.ro/9cM9VKN1L2o

made a part 2

gooons

my fiancee is getting mad that i'm sperging like a retard makin these

lmfao

Lmao

Gotta fight off the boredom

Nice gear u fuckers

All the sales going on for video games but all i want is a fully automatic medical machine gun

Edc suitecase nukes

Reminds me of getting back to US asap

Wont get a gear out of nothing

honestly. EDC suitcase nukes should be given out along with all guberment gibes me dat. I require fully auto guns

Guys I'm scared af

I’m using my trump bux to pay the crown to not murder my dog for a hearing protection device if everything calms down again

#CansOnCans

i'm gonna buy another DD upper instead of a BCG upper like i planned to with neetbux

I love my DD M4 clone

That’s my none stubby rifle option

@SavageMedic why

yeah i have one too

and i want another one

Man **Casey Anthony was a MILF**

I hope she does porn

That is a hot fucking take

and I can't prove it wrong

@P I L L A R M A N I’m finishing a 5th of beam and watching continuing pesky blinders while the others are out lmao

Best show since breaking bad

https://www.facebook.com/1612411598994861/posts/2608189852750359/?vh=e&d=n

Share plz

sweet jesus mary josepsh sweet motherfucking good god this is my last day of the week and this is also the last friday morning ill have to work

What if..... * sets bong down *..... just like back when the government sent smallpox blankets to Indians the government sends corona virus laced checks to ppl deemed non vital

<:blackbeard:554423076373397555>

first o f f

pass that over here lmao

Morning kings

Morning bud

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNuHNIXdo3Y

IF we goin out we are gonna fit the god damn mood B)

So shits getting wild huh?

Morning

@Thomatorr, King of Ohio hell yeah. I love alex jones metal mashups. Crush the parasites is what we were listening to in Richmond.

Also morning yall.

Sup guys

Merc was supposed to do pt with me at 0800 but it's pouring rain and he forgot to wake up

Anybody else pillage that fuckers phone last night?

This rain is the bane of my existence

@Bodark Actual it's good training

@Bodark Actual ahhh I'm only late by like..an hour 30

Fired

🤣🤣

Morning bois

Morning ladies and gents

Mornin

"Life has many doors fred boi"

Yesssssssss

How's everyone doing?

Great! 3 stops then home. How bout yall?

I'm good

Sweet!

Trying to decide on cooking breakfast for the bois or fuck with em lol

Lmaooooo

Fuck with em

I took today off. First vacay day I've randomly used in 3 years. Feels terrific 🤣

Send help I can only bet on how many caffeine shits @Hellhound6 will take in a day (4) so much longer

**I CRAVE SPORTS BALL**

I’m watching reruns of rugby six nations

But....you already know who...won the game?

Yea

But it was a good game to watch

I may rewatch the World Cup

It’s like 20 games

Better idea, **UNDER/OVER ODDS FOR HOW MUCH OF PADDY IS COVERED IN POISON IVY**

I’m betting under 25%

Yea it’s all over me

It’s starting to clear up tho

I’d say 25 percent is a good guess

How did you get so much poison ivy

Ge ran out of TP

Also morning gents

Mornin Kings

Still workin today thank god

Same here

Were considered "excempt" and also "essential.personnel"

It's my day off so I'm taking my father to his checkup

For now anyway

Well one job closed, but I'm getting paid for it

People need HVAC still. Untik the gubberment says thry domt lol

Idk, I do security. I'll keep working regardlese

Righy

I too am working

My boss is gon a do whatever thr gov says so as far as my JOB goes, i work until they shut us down

Thats fair

So guess who overpaid on child support and now has an extra $800 to throw towards gucci gear?
It be me

Oh yeeeAAAAAAAAA

I mean it was caused to government fucking with my shit to begin with, but still

Doggo ain’t having it

@thedarkness05 happy "bifday" then lmao

Yee

Tables have turned

Bruh

Bruh

Look at this dude

**THE MARKET PROVIDES**

Holy fuck

That's pretty legit

I'm gonna start selling booze if this gets out of hand. Get back to my roots.

@Deadbeat Radio Ima start brewing kvass again

@thedarkness05 nice

*hardbass intensifies*

I think that was the issue, not putting on hardbass from like dj blyatman or xs project

We really bringing back the 20s with prohibition now lmao

Its not a crime if you dont sell it. We're only trading amongst friends for other items

Imma trade mine for -redacted-

Lol

Issa us

all you niggas talking about kvass

I have yet to try it

@Bard bruh I make it, its mad easy and takes 2-3 days

maybe after manhatten 2: pandemic flugaloo is over I can come by and sample it

You know it homie. Gonna be playing around with the recipe too

Gotta pit my own lil spin on it and make it perfect for y'all

as I understood it kvass is just like thick bread water, like grosser shittier version of western and czech beer

Yes, that's about right. Its somewhere between a light beer and a hard cider in terms of alcohol content, flavor, and color

I just need a better filtering process to get all of the yeast out

Kvass?

Save that yeast too, make more

i had enough extra yeast from my ex

jk

Sometimes for brewing you dont even need yeast artificially, itll naturally occur

@Bard that could actually work my dude

Me and my buddy made some last Christmas break

@Deadbeat Radio it does. Theres a beer line made from vaginal yeast

@thedarkness05 cheese cloth

@FloridaManBoohajideen thats what i was gonna go with next

i'm gonna fuckin barf

how does that even work, does the brewery have just fuckholes of yeasty whores to collect from? hospitals? wtf?

https://www.sbs.com.au/food/article/2016/04/01/company-has-allegedly-made-beer-vaginal-yeast

Have fun

Hey hard times is hard times.