Gotta stay warm

wake the fuck up samurai

we have a city to burn

"Keeps me warm"

i run on pure wnedigo piss

https://www.facebook.com/usawtfm/videos/493904764638393/

me n Squid gonna show up here

No thank you, ending up on that facebook page is when you know you've really fucked up

I mean they interviewing us

about Pwave

Wait, WHAT?!!

For real?

yes

its in response to a research paper that was written about us because we memed too hard

https://ncri.io/reports/cyber-swarming-memetic-warfare-and-viral-insurgency-how-domestic-militants-organize-on-memes-to-incite-violent-insurrection-and-terror-against-government-and-law-enforcement/

God damn that's fuckin awesome

I was quoted in one of the articles @AKAlexei

Lmao

Yeah bruh, you missed a lot

Wish I could've been there

Same

Next time though

god damn

Y’all need any

200usd obo

Bruh

Those toes

We need to meme even harder

<:dab:554422971381448750>

Who tryna play Minecraft on Xbox

Boogaflu

I got poison ivy on my face

. . .

bruh

It’s on my eye lid

@AKAlexei the machine has been awoken. It shall never die.

And my mouth

Sure it ain't the herpe?

Stop eating forest pussy

Naw I was banging a tree

Dont joke

Fucking hippie

@FloridaManBoohajideen can't blame a guy for tryna get sum granola tang

them ravers know how to. . . ""dance""

@FloridaManBoohajideen hey that’s perfectly fine but make sure you don’t actually eat out a tree

Thought I contracted herpes once

Fucking bitch spit on my dick

@INNYGMATYK *

Who wants to get inna around 2300?

Lol

I should be around

Nibba

Yall muh fuckas better be inma

Nibba

No

check Trenches rn

My dumbass ain't sleeping tonight

Y’all like my gun rest?

24k 2ply

. . .

yo if that ain' a b00g rappin name. . .

Yes

My mix tape will be hot fire

**ANGRY JELLO FIRE**

...

Leave now..

@Hellhound6 no

So I found a bang I actually lime

Like

It’s cotton candy or you’re wrong

Peach mango master race

Actually that one is pretty fire as well

Talking to my dad
"I hate moto fuckers."
"They re typically pogs"
His phone rings and his ringtone is "1.2.3.4 I love the marine corps"
Me:"yeah, motards amirite?"

Looks like no corona virus for me!

Ah, rex84 conspiracies

@AKAlexei not so conspiratorial anymore. Lol

I know my shit muhfucker I'm just... calmer

Like idgaf anymore

^samw

Shit's about to pop off? Aight, tight, let's do this

That's my attitude

I've reached the point of acceptance. We all die, just a matter if where, when and who takes us out. Virus, communist, LEO, raider: someones going to drop me. We'll see

I learned you gotta have the attitude of "Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil; for I am the meanest motherfucker in the whole damn valley". I learned that from a vietnam vet and a marine

@Foxhoundjoin my tribe faggot, become my lieutenant warlord

Just gimme a flame thrower and a courtyard to Seig Heil in

In minecraft of course

If they enact martial law its gonna kick off, ain't it.

Shit everybody is inna

I'm just watching Breaking Bad

Yep

Let em.

inna

Hows my Kings

That was me yesterday, before I bought a weapon

"I hate guns"
"Cool story"
"Hey you have guns right"
"Fuck off"

?

Everyone realising they need guns now

Oh. Yeah.

They're retarded

Sorry to interrupt

One question

Have you ever thought you could see cancer as a person?

Well, I found one

I've seen worse

Omfg

A *lot* worse

Truat me.... _I_ was the epitome of cringe and cancer when I had my first fb *before my current self I was a serious retard*

To quote one of my Facebook profiles back then

*Strong advocate of murder, Shoot Illegals like dogs* -blah blah blah

Yeah.... I was like that....

Fuck man.... I hate myself again

Stop hating yourself

Your past is the past

Self improvement is a process

@насильственное убийство you changed. Be glad

Hard times my friends

I was a tryhard socialist

Like, North Korea and shit

Damn that's pretty fair

*far

Yep

Stalin and all

Full tankie wow

@насильственное убийство I think most of us had some cringey past like that. Dont feel bad about it

I hate myself for what I am now

Yeah I was full leftist ~3 years ago

Why what are you now

Overly pessimistic

Trying to change that

Mate you can only make the best of the life you are given

Dont be overly optimistic either though. It can be bad as well

^^^

You could always just get hit by a car on the way to the grocer, so just try and make the best of what you've got

Yeah

It's complicated

Don't be optimistic just make good times and enjoy them while they

are there

I still hate myself because in SOME ways I did get worse

Just think

You could have all your faults in life

Or

You could have all your faults and have AIDS

Ummm

Except now, instead of *murder immigrants* I went to full on *Murder Pedos and Rapists* So that's a plus

That's better

I thought I got AIDS one time

Well then idk man. No one has ever told that to me lol.

Man. Aids is full fucked up

I was gonna make a joke but .....

Yeah now I feel bad

@Mr Walkway94 At least he's not black

I dont have it

Went to the doctor. All clean

@Sir Harndes But are you black?

Hell no

@Sir Harndes lmao

. . . *on the contrary*. . .

FrED

FrED

FrED

I’m Chris and Ryan’s buddy

[ *more Dog sounds* ]

We worked together

Fellow goon

He’s cool guys

grass hut shitters cant say people are cool

get inna

i like his username

nice

Hey kings

Crazy shit has happened

I'm in South Carolina.

wat

why?

So, ready for annoying story time?

o Lod. . .

( I assume you're breaking from the Big Beer Sale )

My sister go stranded in New York city due to that craziness and she was spending spring break up there.

right

So I was like half way to columbus driving that direction to get her

And shes like oh shit there a greyhound leaving soon for s.c.( where her college is) so she took it

(Annoying little bitch)

So

I started driving towards s.c. just made it to a hotel in greenville.

Getting her from college tomorrow with all her shit because her college is being shut down

They're not reopening till next semester.

""this is *definitely* more convenient lmao""

yeah makes sense - I mean - at least she COULD get out

SHE GOT OUT RIGHT BEFORE THE CURFEW SHIT

yeah most campuses are saying closed til summer

Like apparently shits popping off up there?

yeah dude - Nasty Gs and other quarantine

She said that there is national guard everywhere

yep

Dark has been keeping us posted

it's gettin fucky

Yeah I agree it's getting weird af

a friend of mine goes to SCAD in georgia and he left a bunch of his shit there we've been planning a road trip to go and get it

what's it like in georgia

is it bad?

Idk man

https://www.independent.ie/world-news/coronavirus/irish-developed-kit-confirms-infection-in-15-minutes-39046582.html

Roads are dead

I've only seen truckers and a few cars

is there a curfew in georgia

are people allowed in or out

would we get trapped there

I'm stressed because I'm a fema person but NO one has updated us?

Like we havent been told if we should prep for PODS

Like is fema doing be like nah fuck these people

I have questions.

@tacticaltrap anything in Ky you heard about?

. . . wait what lmao

***FEMA*** is dragging its feet?

F in the chats, can't beat this crash bandicoot level

And so I told the police: No! My toes are for the Boogaloo bois!

How my Kings doing?

Just chillin my dude - you?

Just got home from work. So fucking boring.

00ft - least it's done, now

Till the next day but good news is it pays well and it's virtually completely improbable that it'll shut down due to virus so at least I got that paycheck.

yeah - a good few of us looking at work closing out a bit haha

My girlfriend's job might do that to her. We'll see, the country seems determined to make a mountain out of a molehill.

Yeah - I know of a couple towns that have actually or are about to actually sut down

A part of me wonders if goon shit might have to happen.

I don't even give a fuck about kungflu

Kung Flu ain the thing to worry about, for sure

Also on the link I sent earlier about KC increasing restrictions: nursing homes will now no longer be allowing visitors to see relatives. I understand the concept of the restriction, but if it was my family member dying and I was denied access? God help the people in between us.

yeah that's. . . 00ft

My greatest fear is that they use the opportunity when everyone is locked up to do sketchy shit, PDs arrest anyone just for carrying as it is, it gets easier for them when they can say they’re “enforcing quarantine” and can’t have people who can resist

Oh well you see... we CAN resist. The problem comes when they strike at 4:30am at a single sleeping target and then bounce back to the station and be like "uh we investigating."

@tacticaltrap who the fuck spring breaks in NY?

People who have never been to NY.

>people who choose to go to New York

New York isn't a choice, it's something you catch - like COV. You either get better or stay there and die.

Statistically most choose to leave according to the census data compared to the rest of the country.

Tbh I thought about going there on a mileage pass when I was in VA, but I’d rather see DC, the only thing there I’d be interested in is the Statue of Liberty and museums, but DC has better