night Blastin

@FloridaManBoohajideen good pupper

They ain’t getting my puppets

Puppets

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Puppies

God damn autocorrect

Lmao

Protec the puppers

The Feds aint gettin my cats

oi heck bois

hows ya ww3

?

for me it seems it will be another spanish civil war

Nothing yet, but I gotta get more in shape. Cant boog or ww3 and live too long if you cant run

as my dad says

un uomo appiedato è un uomo morto

Something about appetites and death. My 4 years of Italian really paid off lmao

Fuck the draft. I'd rather die here under US skys than in a desert

Also yall want to hear a genuine funny story?

I mean fuck the draft yeah, but it would be good to cull thr commies a bit

But Im all for stories rn

Commies? Iranians and Iraqis are tribals

I meant from our side

The old nurse I'm working with has gotten the rectal and oral thermometer mixed up twice tonight, and that's only the times weve caught her. I dont know if it's been used improperly or not😐

@thedarkness05 the traduction is "a guy without feet is a dead guy"

They'd have to go too. And we should get the women out there too. Support gender equality, tear down the patriarchy

All that dumb shit

@NovaSoldier see I was close. Was not close at all

Word. Read my cursed story, shits hilarious

@NovaSoldier you too nova

@mcguyver123 that sounds like some idiocracy shit my guy

If I ever head over there, remind me to sterilize both myself, just to make sure

She wont be doing it again, this last time we corrected fairly openly about it.

That sentence was Dunbar but you get it

Been up for 24 hours. 3 more to go

I feel that. I'm on a double. I get home like 1700 and then back in the saddle at 0000 tomorrow

Money tho

Hey, have you handled a sig rattler yet? Idk what you get ahold of up there

I'm honestly considering saving for one

I just

It felt so weildy

So goooood

Oh yeah, since one dude got all fucked up by a semi, I now am able to have full time with one company. While subbing 8-24hours between two others weekly

Hell yeah

That's what I do. 40-54 at one gig, 12 at the other per week. So 52-66 hours a week at a good wage. With incentives occasionally

Its nice, but Im always looking for more. Trying to make a move into an actual career. But I might take a jb in the meantime as an armed guard at a new rehab clinic thats opening near me

Oof. Rehabs are rough man.

Yeah, I know. We have such a bad opioid problem here. Shit sucks. Sucks all over

I blame the liberal prescriptions of painkillers for just about everything

I agree

me *looks at germany* : dont even try to start WW3
Germany: but Trump have german ancestors.

Drumph strikes again

What's good bois

Chillin, drinking my last pbr

Thats one way to spend a sunday

it's playoffs day baby

fly eagles fly

https://tenor.com/view/philadelphia-eagles-go-birds-vikings-lol-gif-14916667

I'm getting paid to watch youtube and push buttons occasionally

You definitely vibin

yee

its kinda boring, but security has its perks. Dude I relieved brought his xbox n everything

Got a handle of skyy on tap

Polish president be like:

@Jak oi FrED

FrED ALERT

you know, I could go for some FEDuccine for lunch

https://tenor.com/view/reeee-reeeee-angry-pepe-the-frog-gif-15576677

> feduccine

*dies inside*

I know its fettuccine

mornin, Apes

uggha ughha

but *memes*

yeah i kno, but still

ok pastaman, make a pun based on an American food

bancon

is there anyother american food?

burgers

Guns

guns yes

Ask kurk cocain

*GUNS*

Borgar

Bacon cooked by hot gun barrel

he speaks

School shootings

There it is

The most american meal

cobain offed himself with a 20 gauge

hey @Scr0m thats a national passtime

get it right

20 gauge? Could've done it for 12

Not even a good jew

@thedarkness05 you're right. The meal would be the tears of the parents

There we go

Look - all I'm saying is

the only good pasta are those with holes in em.

I'm talkin Pene

Macaronis

those wheel shaped noodz

Aerated Dog Shooticcini

Made me moist on that one

Just know how to cook, I guess

Hot it

Hot literally whatever you have

It should work

If not dont waste it

Ah yes, the Indonesian children I have in my basement shitposting on image boards

@Scr0m you know you can rig up cellphones to walls and just keep em plugged in right? . .

I mean - some cheap IG botnpost scripting MUST be cheaper than multiple flights to Indo China

Yes @INNYGMATYK I'm sure running a script is cheaper but it misses that authentic taste when they cry about missing their parents. Just not the same with a script

I'd gladly pay more for the authentic experience

I can respect a Man who knows he gets what he pays for

Just also looking out for that profit margin, always 👌

Sounds pretty (((nice))) of you 🤔 🤔 🤔

The more WE make

The less there is for. . .

Now @Scr0m do you take orphans, or make orphans?

You make em, we take em. Wholesale indonesian children. @thedarkness05

I mean I'm sure I can make you a few more if you wanna wait a bit. What age do you start to "employ"

You know, whenever.

I think the worse part about this is that I should bring over parents so they can just pop em out right to work.

Forget "" Wholesale ""

Dis Nigga "" Manufacturin ""

I mean it is a logically sound idea. I mean I am goin the Genghis Khan route

That's the way to do it, but for me, I'd never want to have little half breeds with my dna. Can't be illegal if they cant say anything/no proof so.

I'm really just out here doing Gods work

I feel that

I however want an army of my own children so vast it would rival Kony in his prime

Kony is B-team tier

go after Mugabe

Kony is a meme I forgot.

I mean it needs to be better than *insert african warlord here*

But yeah, gotta get the number waaaaayyyyy up

Virginia has militias forming. Although attention is being diverted to Iraq-Iran

I mean a little late on that news there pony express, but you got the spirit

@Jak are you usmc vet? One of the guys i was trying to invite recently?

Yes, I am

0331?

11

welcome jarhead, you're in good company

Jak deployed to Afghanistan with me. He got killer blood in his veins

Correction, I dislocated my kneecap during MCMAP on the MEU.
I missed out on Afghanistan

oof

oh fuck i remember that now

probably because Fox had a hard on for mcmap

Dickey and poindexter especially

g'mornin crew

Yeah, my kneecap was hanging on the outer side of my leg lol

goodmorning

@Jak you play pc games?

No, PS 4

Hello new fed

@Jak what games on PS4?

he no soupi

I too am a console

I invited him

@/K/aptainBlastin not your boy

I saw your intro

?

@regguy

@regguy @Jak i served with both these /k/ats they are good to go

His name is literally RegGuy

Lmao ok

@FloridaManBoohajideen well @/K/aptainBlastindid say he had 4 or 5 jumping in the other day

That was just a soupy name

I mean so is NotATF or Notacop

well his original name was too innocent lol i told him to change

Lmao

haha no 100% not a cop

Lol

sorry im playing a game right now too #squad

Lmao

Hello fellow dissenters, I too do not enjoy (((authority)))

Christmas

fuck

i just got one too coming back from the range on a back woods highway 266$

Everyone here is vetted?

no

Yeah gotta send squid a picture of your asshole

Check rules. But this is a place to joke and shitpost. not serious. we dont do that *here*

And to @thedarkness05 too

there are deeper anals that you can get into

💩

Didn't know I ranked that high, but yeah I guess I do lmao

Lmao. It's in the fine print of the rules "given no authority but only to examine assholes"

Doubt

In a way, I think we all examine assholes

I mean I do. Get nice and personal with em, really feel em out

Someone has to

oi Apes whats on the tree?

unga unaga oog

https://tenor.com/view/obi-bad-ape-gif-9914201

https://images.app.goo.gl/DhsNYBojKRQqZxa38

I say we bring it back

A guy could drive the bike and 2 guys in the chariot could be armed.

Or one drive the bikes from the chariot and the other is armed

This needs to make its way to airsoft for some preliminary trials

....yes

ok kings need help from usboos here

whats good?

2nd gulf war

Got info that us grunts had contract arktis vests in woodland over interceptors

Me snd homie trying find out if one fucktard is laying about his deployment in us embassy security service

Need refs photos everything you can get cus

@jaruspk wait explain this a little better

ok we are asking questions one guy about gear weapons vehicle and others stuff like patches and so on.
He states that he served in us embassy security service in the middle east from 2003 to 2018

iraq israel syria

and he is giving some incredible info

Check out <#554223004574547968> for a quality meme illegal in New Zealand

like PACA vests with 3c on them

Chill out with that one New Zealand one, discord has been known to nuke servers over it

Just so everyone is aware

Can we get a concentrated effort to get youtube gunners like hickock45,mr.gunslinger, russiafps, garandthumb, and other in this discord? I think that would be fun

@/K/aptainBlastin king that is immpossible

@/K/aptainBlastin I'll be honest, with how edgy the content is here, they wont stay. Its optics and its be smart on their part.

They gotta find their way in on their own. But yeah, the shitposting is at an all time high here

Besides, why have the greats here, When we can elevate ourselves to greatness and stand among them?

russiafps ded garandthumb have its own mr.gunslinger have its own hickock45 crypto-fudd Ak guy have its own

@/K/aptainBlastin someone say bike

man those new mario kart powerups be wildin

Right

Blue shell **this**

@jaruspkfps russia just got busted with pot not dead....

@/K/aptainBlastin i think he has got his own dc server idk the link

Hickok 45 is a fudd

yes

Yeah also a felon now too. Absurd that he got a felony for some green lettuce

And all his guns taken. I think it was all a sting. Especially considering the murder of his friend and FFL in a "robbery" in which nothing was taken

WHAT???

yeah man, shit's old news

like thats why his channel started going downhill. His friend was domed in his gunstore, and he was busted for having hash on him or something

Fps Russia had a half ounce of flower and was searched for a really dumb reason. Interesting law as well is if you choose to smoke with other people in the state he was in, it's considered "distribution of a controlled substance" it's hilariously disgusting

Very strange tho hickok doesn’t hunt. You’d think his fudd ass would

When the boogaloo kicks off we find fps russia and give him a few presents

Woodchip em into a hog trough

One might say it's the final solution

Ive never had a claw

theyre good these aare the first 12 pack of them ive had