Im thinking Bull or Griffin.

Sparta is waaaay over done so

@Sir Harndes The bog is where Germanic people would throw homosexuals. They would slit their throats and throw them in the bog.

Not just homo sexuals not sure where you got that,

It's where they threw offerings to the gods

They threw all degenerates and criminals there, to make sure they never come back in another life

Damn

Like, I was reading about germanic people few moments ago. Coincidence

What the hell did I miss

The image I made

Well my new carrier finally showed up

Pics or your gey

Still gey but the carriet is good

No you

No u

I'm at Marine Corps Barracks today

Bring me a doggy bag of crayons

Sorry, the Marines here are given steady rations of beer and rum in honor of how the Marines who built the commandant's house were paid when they were building the place between 1803 and 1806

Lucky me, I get to sit behind two know-it-all military wives and one military sister who comes across like she idolizes her Marine brother and was bullied heavily in high school because she was a manipulative cunt and was also one of those weird chicks that really had a thing for unicorns or horses

I got no food, no beer, no cash, I can't even fuckin' smoke, and and this stupid bitch in my pool said some shit earlier to me that really fuckin' pissed me off and I honestly hope she gets chlamydia

Needless to say I'm havin' a great fuckin' day

Drown her.

Then eat her.

Don't fuckin' tempt me fucker

Im fucking tempting you fucker

Im that devil on your shoulder xD

Well, luckily a couple oohrahs later and I'm feeling a smidge better and don't want to go on a fucking murder spree

@AKAlexei hey homie, suck it up. It only gets worse from there

Yall ever walk into work and be like "This is it. The day I go on an axe wielding rampage"? No? Me neither.

(For legal reasons; this is a joke.)

Me telling stories about near death experiences to my regular friends that usually end with "you should have been there"

Your boy got authentic tiger stripe with Mozambique patch

Nice

And today on retarded shit people say

The joke of the century

Try it, and the only thing I'll pay is your funeral services

ya gun show was fun

got a new potato grip for the AR the camo and some level 3 plates

Fuck me

I'll buy a tactical kilt when I get to US

Dude ya know what actually genuinely pisses me off? People fucking with the physically/mentally handicapped

Y'all ever just watch the people joining the discord like

"Thats a fed"

"That ones a fed"

"He's a fed"

Well... we buried Dustin today

Well... not buried... we had the service...

That's the point

Who's Dustin?

But I'm sorry to heart that

He was a brother. Family... he's gone now...

My condolences

Thank you

Sorry homie

It happened... can't be more honest than that...

No doubt

Sorry for your loss

I'm sorry man, hope you stay strong through this

Hum

I noticed a good chunk of my family were from Pennsylvania and from Midwest

Is Penn a good state to live in?

Not from what I've heard unless you're comfortable living in a city. Mostly nothing but small towns besides that, and when I say small towns, I mean like legit small towns; everyone knows everyone's business, not much work, little to do besides drive around... and drive around... and drive some more, etc.

Wellp

Still thinking where should I live

Not a big concern for myself at the moment, have better things to resolve

But still

I like small towns and all, like where my grandparents live

But Okla seems a place like too far from everything lol

Nor I want a place where I'll never manage to get a decent job

You want my advice? Move somewhere peaceful

Like St. Louis?

Chicago

Detroit maybe?

No, no. I mean... somewhere that brings you peace.

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Just mocking about

Yeah, so I shouldn't live in Oklahoma

Good advice

Pennsylvania is great

Do you live there?

I went up there a lot when I grew up

I lived in Maryland growing up so I was close to it

Im thinking of moving south tbh. Maybe texass or virginua way

Ya know I hate most government programs but that's a pretty neat idea

West Virginia seems cool, peaceful and has a beautiful landscape, but I'm in doubts

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Holy shit balls batman

Someone is actually in the vc

Lel

Queef

Wut

What?

sup

Bored af

kinda same

teaching my self how to make models for vrchat

Hey!

I'm sorry for that stupid question..

But is Area 51 event really gonna happen?

Yes it is son

I have the leaked opord for the defense

This is serious bidness

Lmao

How the US military will deal with them?

I know that the memes are just "memes" and no one will get shot

I just told you how they'll deal with them

That's the document detailing it

From Nellis, AFB

These are rudimentary defense plans all drawn up

I just blew a tire coming down the mountain

Back to nam posting bois

Me and the boys watching the 5th wave of Russian conscripts approach Grozny

@Trash Squid sike boi we're /Chechnya/posting now

i love /chechen/

B E T

https://www.facebook.com/2433651969988420/videos/359632248270172/

Bruh. Don't be Chechen. Do you want to be suppressed by artillery? Because that's how you get merked from a 152mm..

G'day gents

Well bois

I got some interesting news

Looks like 4500 just wasted coming around

So they've gone with my 3rd choice

1800 - Tank and AAV

On the bright side, I still get a college education out of it, and when the Boogaloo finally happens, you have your designated killdozer right here

Hopefully I'll have a happier ending than the original tho lol

May your treads remain intact and your welded sarcohpegus unpentrated

Thank you, that's a high blessing

I can see it; the Boogaloo is upon us and cowabunga time is nigh. Squid leads our goon squad to the garage to meet me, where you all climb atop my killdozer. We bust through my garage doors, and it's off to do hoodrat shit

Witnessed

Well it could be worse you could be an 03 in the marines

At least tankers have somewhat better lives

And doctrine and commands that care

I'm 1800 in Marines

@AKAlexei don't be a motard boot

I'm cringy sometimes, but not THAT cringy

I mean don't get me wrong, I'm getting tatted the fuck up, and once I'm out of the Marine Corps I'm getting full sleeves, back and chest done, but that's just... oh gods 🙄

Lmao

The trick is to not be a jarhead in the first place

Go army hoa

My surrogate father did 22 years in Army SF. He flat out told me that if I even thought about it, he'd kill me

Besides, Army never was very attractive to me

Thought about the Navy since I'm really a pirate at heart and I love the sea, but being stuck on a damn ship for that long just sounds miserable at at the time I thought I was going to be having a family... but that didn't work out...

So I chose the Marines

You should have gone coast guard then

The marine corps is in the worst state it's been in since the war

The hell with that

It is a complete and utter shitshow

Coast guard does something

The marines don't

Perfect, I'd rather spend my time going to school on taxpayer dime since the government already fucked me

From what I've heard, the Coasties spend most of their time blowing up cigarette boats hauling booger sugar and detaining immigrants. Oh, and not getting paid when the government shuts down. Nah fam, I'm good

I mean I didn't get paid in the army the last time it shut down

Sorry I meant the time before last

DoD wasn't funded

This time it was and DHS wasn't

@AKAlexei did you see the most recent CG video of the fuckers jumping onto the sub?

Looks like a good time to me

No, haven't seen it

https://youtu.be/Da4SqKTXoLg

@AKAlexei

Lmfao

I just signed my job contract

I am officially enrolled in combat support

Job options include field artillery and tank and amphibious assault vehicle

Marines?

Roger that

Congrats

Still thinking what a should join

11B or tanks

Like, I know hella lot abot tanks

Tanks are fuckin awesome

Yeah but thinking about the survival skills you learn when you join the infantry

Dunno which one should be better for me

In Marines, once you graduate basic, you go to either school of infantry or marine combat training. MCT is just SOI lite, you still learn the same shit you're just not pused as hard

@Sir Harndes don't do either

go aviation

or something useful

Confirmed I’m going to Area 51

tanks are pretty much obsolete on the modern battlefield

infantry is stupid with no war going on

I joined the infantry during wartime and never deployed to the sandbox and i can tell you that it's retarded

all these years later

Dont have the eyesight to be a pilot

A non good eyesight pilot is a useless pilot

Can't see why I should be one

By the gods we've got more fresh meat than we know what to do with! The Boogaloo is gonna be fire!

MYTHOPOETIC FOREST COMMANDO DETECTED

Everyone is a fed

No u

Shit you got me

I am concerned

*holds up wire*mind repeating everything?

So who else is raiding Little St. James Island with me to liberate the child sex slaves and hunt pedophiles for sport?

Wait what

Yeah dude, there's a bunch of us who set up a facebook event page a la area 51 style to raid Jeffrey Epstein's private Island, free the child sex slaves there, and brutally murder the pedophiles we find there

Alexei

I mean fuck yeah but I'll need to borrow some kit.

Fuck dude

Only if when we get there I can surf

Why didn't you call me?

I wanna raid the island

I'll need a pick up and some kit.

Otherwise just a pick up and I'll bring me trusty machete.

Check a facebook page called Autism on a Histori/k/al level, they're the fucks who started it

@Trash Squid can I ask you something?

https://www.facebook.com/events/2003009023138635/?ti=cl

Is there any bachelor degree requirements to join the navy corpsman?

The comments are great

@Sir Harndes not that I'm aware of

As well as army combat medic?

No you can enlist as soon as you get out of highschool I suppose

Tried to access Go Army website, but for some god damn reason I can't

Just go get your soul sucked out by your local recruiter

Let me show ya a magic trick

*shazam*

I live abroad