And i wanna get ahold of guns, be like idk, squid or merc

We don’t sell guns fam

No that's not what i meant

Is it possible to be a civil engineer and a badass at the same time

I mean like

Ik you gotta have a shitton of responsibility when getting ahold of guns but

Shit, guns are too cool

Post Malone is a rapper and trains with Kagwerks

@BigBoiJamesKingRetard traps are gay always queer

Nigger

Fuck yeah imma be a civil engineer and a hired killer at the same time

That’s MR. Nigger to you faggot

Put some RESPEK on it

And yeah, fuck traps, traps gæ

But mostly fuck furries

Nah. Its just nigger

I mean like not fuck traps completely cuz theyre also women basically

Women have buttholes
Buttholes are nice
Traps also have buttholes
Traps look like women
Traps are nice

I mean eh... What's wrong with furries

They want to be treated like animals so I should get a bag limit on them at least

Look like is not a reason

It’s not a chick with a dick it’s a dude with tits

Right... Animals 👀

Then that's completely fine

Wait wut

What u said was technically the same with what Ive said

Traps and furries are SA BIGG GAE

Fuck everything that has a hole innit

Literally

Begone degen!

Hell, people have such standards

I'd fuck myself if i can

Oh this will be fun lmao get ready to defend that stance lmfao

Uhm well

Uhhh

You

You wouldnt tell this to the big boys would you?

Degeneracy to the max considering transgenders and traps a valid source of sexual gratification.

I'll weigh in when I'm sober, and don't smell of degeneracy

Likewise ^

and even then - I'll forget and drink tomorrow and shitpost as always

I forgot to say it cause I was shouting onnabeach

But Happy New Year frommaPNW, Kings

Take care of yourselves this year.

**Train.**

<:dab:554422971381448750>

@/K/aptainBlastin

Oof, I fell asleep around 11

It be like that

My phone got blocked at 9

still up nigga

Oh I just woke up nigga

Still is

I'm getting ready for work

Im just using wifi now

Work in 5h tbh

I can’t ever stay up late anymore

> 0305

( because this game is fun )

> 0411

@@mcguyver123 I don't know you, please just let me masturbate in peace...all I want to do is jerk my digger nick so aggressively that the back pressure from the upstroke sends my prostate into the ceiling... this will be the last time I will respectfully decline your offer to "treat your bearded back pussy like a housewife in the 1800s asking for equal rights" before I resort to more nefarious world wide webslanging tactics..

Concerning the tranny debate, god wrote a few books and in one of them he's like "I don't like gay people an'shit"...but he mentioned his distaste for shrimp a whole lot more.. you've been warned shrimp fuckers...you keep fucking shrimp and you gonna get SMOTE.. you tryna get SMOTE, nigga?!?

King @slvr_neo tha fuck

Im doing bad boys

Still k8nda drunk methinks

king thats sad

u need to be sober or just you want to let the hangover gone for some time?

i slept in and im not hungover, its great

No i stopped drinkikg beofre midnight

I dont drink at all so whenni do i hits me hard

Trying to sover up

@queefburgler water

@queefburgler

Thank you for the water carl

Thank younguys

Part of me wants to nut into a cream filled doughnuts and hand them out to random attractive chicks so I can finally spread my seed.

Get over that hangover

I think thts attempted manslaughter

Or can be

I'll borrow my cousin's bakery uniform so I could look legitimate too 😂

Or even assault

Quite possibly even rape

Definetly sexual assault

Hmm... Well shit

There goes that plan

Nut in a water gun and take it to a nude beach

LOL

crusty water gun sounds like a k..... Nevermind

my head is pounding harder than a BBC into a freshly legal white bitch

witamine C or ACC

@queefburgler

acc?

What

acetylocysteina

for hangover

Guys

Have any of you done shrooms??

Nah

@queefburgler yeet that bich and you will spiting with that thicc-liquid spit but more acetaldehyde will be removed with ur lungs do some excercises and you will be good

Fuck

Im about to eat shrooms and I have work at 4

I've never done this shit

Rip

Gang gang

🤘

Yeah, but i panic when puking sovim good

@/K/id about to lose his job

I have done a lot of shrooms

And acid

And x

And blow

And other shit

You fucked if you got work in 4 hy

Call out now homie

Kinda wanna

But I also kinda wanna trip in public

How much did you take?

Field or hydro?

Field

And idk how much uet

My homies stopping by and we're gonna order a pizza

1st time?

Yeah

Call out

Total noob

Or do you but your 1st time you don’t need to have anything to be responsible for

True

I'll just call out then

May go awol eventually

Well don’t go awol

Just say you’re sick with the stomach flu or something

Aight

Have a good time tho

Tnx, king

I’m getting my mimosa on

Not much to offer in my neck

I’m on top of a mountain atm so I feel ya lol

Lmao

Im just vibin

Yea dont go to work on psychedelics especially if its your first time trying

Waitong on pizza now

Heard the best way to eat them was by puttin them on pizza

Fucking degens

:((

Lol

Okay

Drank oj with the pizza

Now we wait

Ooh boy, we gon have a play by play of the @/K/id tearing into cans of mushroom soup

You want a play by play?

Like if I can stay active?

The chronicles of /K/id

Just dont be stupid. Its like the main rule around here, along with hydrate

skeet skoot how are the kings today?

*I don't know how to feel about that*

Dark you saw my.post?

@queefburgler and I fucking loved it

I really wanma see how it'd turn out lmao

Same

One day it might become an olympic sport

Hopefully

The Thot-lympics

Truly, an event to fully usher in the collapse

@Hellhound6 you got any magic for any of those afghan pics in <#554223854088749057> \

Burn!

@/K/aptainBlastin ill see what I can do

Y'all need some B-vitamins (especially B-1) for them thur hangovers, me kings. Hydration and B1 are hallmark treatments for alcohol overuse. I used to get BIG bad hangovers till I started using liquid b-complex while I was drinking. -90% hangover the next day, don't ye doubt..

I just dont get them, so

Cheetah testicles are rich in B vitamins, but only when they're fresh. Gonna have to chase that mfer down and clamp down...

Based apex predator

Great leg workout...NAY!...the only leg workout.. get arms in by T posing over the mourning widowing cheetah wife...

speaking of testicles, we have a stew in my town made using a Bull's

thry say it aids in sex drive or something along those lines

@slvr_neo send me that app info in telegram btw

tbh i wouldnt ever want to try any animals testicles. just wouldnt feel right

im getting drunker today than i was last night

Oi

Telegram isn't exactly secure anymore

@Hellhound6 we just use it for casual bs, nothing boogie

Anyone else find it hilarious, on the 1980s red dawn, the first thing the dude does after their first contact is cut the barrel off his shotgun

Rog

Wasn't that just before all the bullshit laws about length?

i dont think ive ever seen that movie

@xringarcher1440 Thats blasphemy and unamerican

find me a stream link and ill watch

But yeah, he cuts the shit outta that barrel. I just like how the dude kept a .45LC with him the whole time

45lc is best

Ok, but what about 45/70 govt?

well that goes without saying

and besides nowadays 4570 factory loads are pussy because they dont want morons blowing out their trapdoors

@xringarcher1440 it’s On Netflix and if you don’t go watch it immediately your man and American cards will be void

i dont have netflix because i refuse to give money to those liberal cuckolds

Yeah principles are great and all but have you seen the Witcher

i did at one time because my exgf didnt bother changing her password for a while but alas, no more

I mean I feel that. If I didnt have Disney + for free.I would sail the high seas for the mando instead

yes, i only watched mandalorian because i saw my sister over the holidays and she has a firestick so i just streamed that shit off that

@Hellhound6 around reagans bullshit

Gotcha

Red Dawn is why we need civilian owned RPGs

Also the "Hinds" they use in the original will forever fuck with me

There will be a market for any company that would sell 80% LAWs, RPGs, mortars, grenades, claymore, etc.

It's expensive and restrictive how they're sold now.... but why not in 80% kits with components seperate?

Those Hinds were shit lol

They did alright though. Imagination did wonders

Tbf hinds are shit in general

Well in the film they're actually French Pumas dressed up to look likenhinds, because of the whole cold war thing

Right👌

Well Rememebr the afghan Rambo?

And the hinds they used

I dont actually

They were kinda like the red dawn ones but worse

What’s good

whatcha huntin there boyo

Dore

So boys, my patches came in

Sick

Me and the boys this New Years

@Hellhound6 Every time I see the Afghan Rambo I just think about what they put up at the very end

“This film is dedicated to all the brave Muhajir dean freedom fighters”

Tell me about a post that didn’t age well

Right lmao

https://www.facebook.com/100001350414941/posts/2748261528562167/

Boys check that madlad out

@queefburgler goddamnit man i just posted that in memes like 10 mins ago lol

If it’s the dude shooting a white claw I came here to post it lmao

yes

Ohbshit i didnt see it

lol all good

Don’t buy wish plates

Nah

Let em get sorted out

Also im sad boys

Got a new shift lever for my dirtbike and put it on to find out it doesnt clear the case

Feels bad man

@queefburgler

Oof

Big oof for me boys

Press f tocpay respects for.my dirtbike

For whoever read about the tranny situation a couple days ago when I was at the ER. The tranny got trespassed from the hosptial

*hospital

kek

@Scr0m wat