I love it

You ever wanted to kill yourself just because one conversation

""If you just adjust for how bad it is, you can make it good""

Like he's not wrong - but that means it isn't *perfect*

muh shooting/changing 3 mags in 10 seconds!

but it's ***RULL STULL***

Sup kings

Jus pirating

you?

dranking pbrs all is good

Just now getting started on my beverage seeing as I have to go ride a greyhound for 4 1/2 hours tonight

00ft

But at least I can bring my guns on it without having to get fucked by the TSA

I fuckin miss the Greyhound

And honestly I would have to go from redacted airport to a redacted bigger airportSo it actually is going to take less time than flying

But if anyone’s going to be on the North Carolina Tennessee line HMU and we can probably get a beer

Because every time I ride it I feel like calling America’s most wanted and telling them that everyone is there

topkek

dude you wanna hop inna?

Yeah gimme 10 min

Keen, King

best bring a bunch of those mini liquor bottles with ya for the trip

O I know

I've bused East Coast to West n back more than enough - I just haven't looked at prices in years - n it was fucky last I did

oh god coast to coast would be straight up awful

3 days boio

It's a roughn.

fuck man, driving from PA to FL this past september was enough for me

sorry - I mean - 3 or 4 is the most I've ever done in one go

I typically make stops n visit friends / fam for a night or a week whenever I'm passing through

Inna

my mic is fucked lol

Is it abnormal to see places like Skid row in Minecraft and think "man, I wish I could go torch it down and completely wipe out every single person in this village"

. . . I mean, don't you burn every village?

That's a good point

Do you have the recipe for the flamethrower mod pack? Gotta craft it

No just kidding. I have the guidebook

Now I just want a Shishkebab from the vampire people

Somebody say burning villages?

Someone say burning villages

Yeah burning villages.

Nice

I like fire

I’ll take poor choices in marketing for 1000 Alex

<:lol:554425196283559938>

Had a little too much sauce again whoops.

Same bb

Only fegs wear helmets

Soft covers all the way

Okay smooth skin

Lol

Helmet gang represent

How else will you mount your night vision poor boys?

With chemlights

Thatre green

Thoughts?

@One Shot Paddy

Fuck the UN

On jah

UN gay

@Hellhound6 tell me what this is

No

Just felt like it was fitting considering the choices as of late

@One Shot Paddy it will suck not knowing native language to the country you invade. How will your last words be interpreted? Fuck the UN. Invaders to gods land will have no quarter. I hate northam, but I'll hate armed invaders even more.

Ok?

> tfw you find out there's leftover bacon n sausages

whats up niggers? I hope y'all goons had a Merry CHristmas

ayyy Merry Christmas, Dark

I've spent the last like 3 days drunk af

*even at work* lmao

lmao

sk8 sk8 nga

yee yee

But seriously, I hope everyone is doing well

Same to you, my dude

I am, Christmas with the family last few days. All is good, got some minor goon stuff. Weapon light, and canted irons for the meme

But most importantly, pants. Good quality tactical pants

ayyy solid

@One Shot Paddy I sperged out. The UN coming in would make me go full retard. Hate the thought of northam doing something that stupid for everyone.

@thedarkness05 BDU master race. I joke because they rip too easy

I burned through so many Woodland BDUs in CAP. I think they purposely make the crotch the weakest part. Either way, it made a handy vent for the field

@thedarkness05 civil air patrol? Do you fly?

yee yee. But I specialized in ground search and rescue

Evening guys, how is everyone?

Doing great there Deadbeat. gonna listen to the interview you n squid did soon

@thedarkness05 where the fuck is my god damn forehead kiss under the mistletoe

@Hellhound6 coom n git em bb😘

@thedarkness05 I am my sole away from a private license. But I'm a retard and last I've flown was years ago. Still need to do a written test too I think... you're not an instructor are you?

@thedarkness05 thanks man I hope you enjoy it. It's a labor of love to do the cast. I just do podcasting for fun and people to meet.

@mcguyver123 nah, I havent flown in years. Left to focus on college. But man, am I hard core thinking about actually getting the pilot's license. Despite me having like a dozen or so hours at the stick

I went looking for maritime n jungle boots, came across a fuckton of condor shit

oof

@Hellhound6 why not altama OTB for maritime stuff?

@Deadbeat Radio I hope so too, I'll let you know what I think. I was trying to listen live, but I guess having all us autists in the VC would mess things up a bit

I was just price checking

@mcguyver123 I already have a link saved for em lol

@Hellhound6 they look cozy and practical. Outside of that, I have personal experience with danner tachyon lightweights. They're suprising in how durable they are.

Fair, I just like my combat chucks

I think Ima give the Go-Ruck boots a shot

@thedarkness05 money tho

I am a Quasi-poor

I make enough extra money to afford a few nice pieces of gear after everything is squared away

Tactical flip flops homie

real nam hours

*welcome to Appalachia mutha fucka INTENSIFIES*

*Gucci Gang intensifies*

If you see a smoking U.N. convoy with Wolverines painted on the sides, it wasn't me

@Hellhound6 >I speak for the trees

>they sound like Appalachian vietnamese

sure sure, and I'm totally not taunting red coat patrols with clinking bottles and chants of "Warriors, come out to playyy ayyy"

"You ain't from around here huh boy?"

Lmao

It be like that

Update the nice Chinese lady who doesn’t speak English is my bus buddy

She is teaching me small amount of mandarin via google translate

She’s is quiet, doesn’t smell and doesn’t know enough English to complain or care that I’m drinking heavily on the greyhound

@FloridaManBoohajideen jesus lol

Also win for freedom take a greyhound

I am carrying, on me and multiple in my suitcase (legally through free states (hi feds)) and didn’t even go through a metal detector

Apparently her family escaped after tiennamin sq

She’s funny af

Y’all wanna see something painful

I may just be an alcoholic (confirmed) but is that the giants milk dude from@GoT

Bus chronicles hour 2 1/2 I’m drunk and now can play mahjong

I love this particular Chinesey

noice

She’s my new bff sorry kings

hey thats cool. Maybe she hates commies as much as us

Well from what I gather she had a family member killed by the chiComs

So I’d say so

Shout out to google translate

gotta love tech

Teach her the way of the Boogalorians lmao

Where name is Wyn

So I played her the “all I do is win “ song by dj Khalid

And she added it to her Chinese playlist

she sounds great

Also the girl who was taking care of her on the last leg of her trip got off near where I got picked up

And she gave me her digits

Little blonde hippie chrick who asked if I would help her lmao

I may never fly again

So I’m even getting a little pussy out of the bus ride when I get back w00t nigger w00t

Who mans is dis

Topkek

G'mornin, crew

@xringarcher1440 buongiorno

BUONGIORNISSIMO CAFFEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Ayyyyyyye

Herro

Morning

Morning kings

Mornin

So would you rather

*blow into your thumb and spawn a mustache and erection at the same time

Or

* you have stupid powerful arm strength but your legs give out when you exert it

First one

Im always hard anyone

ok https://soundcloud.com/deadbeatsrecords/sets/deadbeats-radio is this our king @Deadbeat Radio cus its lit

@jaruspk I can answer that. Negative

☹️

@Deadbeat Radio post the podcast

Our boi needs it

10/4 Inbound standby

https://api.spreaker.com/v2/episodes/21061808/download.mp3

@jaruspk bump

For that question, you know I'm taking option 1. Instant disguise, 70s cop cosplay, or porn reanactment

Besides, you aint shit if you dont work legs

@Deadbeat Radio @mcguyver123 gut kings

cant open idk why

ok its working

https://www.spreaker.com/user/9504674/patriot-wave-interview here's another in case the other one doesnt work

I made it kings

That’s the view from the porch

@Deadbeat Radio gut shit gut shit need more

@jaruspk thanks king. I tried

@FloridaManBoohajideen *desire to innawoods shit INTENSIFIES*

When you get money for ar parts

In Minecraft that is

All I need are optics now, and my rifle will be finished for the most part

I need an upper

I ordered the stock and mag

Are you gonna build one or buy it complete

Oh I’ve got the lower populated

I was talking about the upper lmao

Oi

Yea I’ll just get a PSA one

Can’t beat 200 dollars

Nope, it works for what you need it to

Buys PSA upper

Puts in a BCM BCG

And I really wanna put an elcan on it to match my Aussie stuff

@One Shot Paddy your aussie stuff?

You're not southern hemisphere Floridian are yah?

He’s a kangaroo

Not my Aussie stuff but I do have a whole kit

But Australia doesn’t exist

I’m an Alabamaian btw

It’s a lie made up to sell Fosters and Outback franchises

>chooses the “couldn’t win a war against emus” vibe

Naw I chose the can’t win a war against flip flop dune coon vibes

Late

*GIOVINEZZA INTESIFIES*

Im just gonna yell something like "12" and watch him scurry

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Wait, is that the dude who was like "teaching" you how to show police you have a pistol by making it known and also racking it so they know its loaded?

Or am i wrong?

Yeah it looks that way. Its a good way to get yourself on tv though

ok im gona commit hate crime then

Thats a good way to get shit

Shot*

Or guns drawn on you at the very least

if you are close enough he cant draw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Upxfo_jBrDE

Hey hey come on now
Its not a hate crime if you love doing it

But officer, how can it be a hate crime if i was laughing the whole time?

Y'all have been extra edgy this week

Gotta balance out that holiday cheer

@Hellhound6 only when I read about the northam UN conspiracy. Shit got me heated like an 18 year old libertarian

@mcguyver123 I feel that

But he's a governor and can't actually do that

Idk, between that and them increasing their corrections budget, shitnis gonna be wild. Oh well though, blue helmets n blue grass might not mix well, but they will look good on my mantle

I still want a patch..for reasons

Mcaffee out here Wilson

Wylie

Wildin***

Nigger

Nigger

Had to do it to em with the hard Rs

Hit em with that PIRATE ARrrrr

Oook so that gona be ultra racist

Stabing nigger isnt a hate crime, thats your duty to south culture son