so im drinking with the dm one night and the she lets up that on our quest there is a fucking crystal we gotta dig outta the desert and find into a dead gods crown

and i hate this group so i devise a plan

@Hellhound6 go git me field knife lmaoo

i am dumping as many points into crafting as a I can,craft items to boost my other weak stats, by the the end of it all my shit is near 25

i mean i got earrings,necklakces,teeth caps. I look a giant fucking rat version of mr. t

i just wanted to be able to succeed in my destruction of the party

We take the gem to a dragonborne blacksmith and he's gonna cut it. I fucking intimidate him,saying im a better smith and i succeed,n he chickens the fuck out. I tell the party we'll save money doing so and if anyones pissed ill split some gold with them.

So i put the gems in the crown and since im the partys front man i'm gonna carry it since im stronk

get to dead god corpse in desert,everyone else is pretty fucking whipped from fighting sand wurms to get to this massive dead fucker.

the game is damn near over.

So some story bullshit happens. Everyones mad excited and im playing into it,and they go " Alright Thomatorr,lets put the crown on and finally destroy the Magus temple. " and as I retrieve from my bag. I look everyone in the eyes and I'm like " I put the crown on."

a collective REEEEE shout out and everyone pissed off and the DM makes me roll out the ass so that im not destroyed but I fucking make it because I'm decked out the ass in magic swag

I fucking turn into a giant bear god that breathes lightning and I immediately destroy everyone in my party except the elf dude that was on my side through a lot of that shit. I roll to give him lesser powers and turn dude into my herald. Then the DM has her gods [ all named after her cats btw] show up and together me n elf dude literally fucking committ genocide and I havent been asked back since. lol

L O O O O L

sorry for the TLDR but i really wanted some dnd experience but jfc i had to sit through so much bullshit

no man

that build up was PRIME

I'ma screen it tbh

❤️

like they are good ppl,but hard to really enjoy something like that because everyone wanna be that special guy ya know ?

Turn that shit into a greentext and send it down the ricer chan

scratched names in case - but God DAMN that was Legendary

Yeah Thoms - I've known some shit players

thank u i was gonna ask if u could anon me on that but go ahead n share if u want

I have a hard time with the ones who don't know what they're doing but don't get it either. . . but the only time anyone ""fought"" at a game was due to a PC v PC interaction so

Yeah man c: thats how I wanna play a game like that. I felt like my DM wasnt that creative. If I'm going to sit at a table and have you feed me a story I want to be creative. You dont gotta like be a fucking Gygax on the shit but try something unique and dont save your players. There is actual fun in dying and making a new guy

Yeah - hang on

Literally though,dude had coins and would just get us the fuck out of places

80's metal kinda day boys

Whats your lineup?

Sabbath atm

Because I haven't bumped Judas Preist or Metalica in a hot minute

Metalica is up next

Fuck Judas sounds like an idea

Also. Know what I think of every time I see a younger dude listening to older metal/rock?

"We get it, you have a good relationship with your dad"

lol

Oof, that's almost one of my friends

Lol it be like that

oi future terrorists i mean boongaloo bois

i mean vendingo clappers

Well there goes the neighborhood, the poles are back

And we were having such a good time too

Right

But at least it aint the potato nignogs

Oh wait

Guess ill excuse me'self

sup Jaru?

I was gonna say Paddy's in school, but ok

nothing much just checking on ya guys

You doin alright there bud?

not realy but waveing white flag is for pussies

how about you all

Can't complain

Same boat Jaru

except the waves here reak of bad pussy and bitchy complaints

behold ; Le Mares Incompetentes

Sounds like I need make a trip up there lol

I'm always down for questionable choices

yeah but most of them are *also* annoying

idk man

of *all* things I wanna talk about right now

Smash n dash eh?

it's *NOT* the people I spent 14 hours sleeping and avoiding

love them as much as I do

oh man - it would be a wild weekend

but midweek is your best bet

trying to get some friends up in May

Fair

and if the timing is right, I can fix you a ride

Ayyy

Did something mention me

you just have to get to the AO

oi paddy

sup

Oi

Dark briefly said Paddy

Ah ok

I can’t talk too long but I was just checking in

good you in school?

Yu

doing good?

@INNYGMATYK doable

aight imm gona yeet sum good shit and back to work cya kings hope ya day is/was good

Was i removed from the PW group?

So stirring infighting by bashing the fash is fine but when i call it out i get thrown out for voicing myself?

Wait what

I'm out of the PW facebook group

Yeah Idk

just came back and checked my notifications and nothing, checked my groups and i'm out of it

Honestly I stay out of that shit show

that's what it's become honestly

But Nah, hit up darkness about it

Heading back from the mountains

No deer this week

PWFB is trash from what I hear

but

FB is trash so

I haven't kicked anyone yet from the FB group. But its getting to that point. Honestly I want all talk of pro/anti nazi, ethnostate, and whatever else I deem to be scrubbed. Get back to boog, liberty, and wave posting. Not these smol brained ideas. Unity, at least until the big dustup settles down

why are we surprised?

^^^

That's what ive been saying honestly

All groups need to fight as one, sort it out when the dust settles

Yeah, i mean sure i have *some* political ideas that are surely deemed fucked to most of the boys, but i'm not calling out everywhere for a genocide of blacks or an all white state *UNIRONICALLY*

@Kaptain bonez hit me up with your FB, and I should be able to get you back in. Deputy Dar/k/ bout to lay down the Law

This is about destroying corruption and restoring the republic

^

Roger roger

I'll send you a link to my profile via DM

something something "" *Liberty and Justice for **ALL*** ""

^^^

big this^^^^

No

The reasons commies are so bad now is because it was "banned"

?

Though they do get free helicopter rides

I am a pilot

@thedarkness05 ya know what we must do?

look - all I'm saying is ; Taxation is Theft.

Therefore ; threatening me for my gains is a violation of the NAP

And that entitles you to one (1) free tour of the Pacific Coast via Mi 8

Buy a silo n start a doomsday cult

All we need now is that huey thats up for sale. Cmon gents, only 175k and your dreams will become reality

Find a Salvageable Silo within budget lmao

But yes, Im down for silos n cults

@INNYGMATYK not as hard as you think buf

Bud

Did I tell y'all I accidentally created a cult in my senior year at HS? Man, freshmen are impressionable

My understanding is most of the cheap ones are like

Hell there's towns all over the us for sale

inhospitable and lead painted

but with a couple hazmats

and tools to remove hazards. . .

So don't lick the walls

vapours m9

VAPE SILO

Stop breathing

**no.**

No one needs oxygen or 2 lungs

not 2dai

Unironically a friend said I looked like one of the brothers from far cry 5

Feels bad man

00ft

that's okay i look like one of the dudes from far cry primal just thinner

Oof

You cavemam looking mutha fucka

*unironically*

I have the "fuck around n find out" version in sticker form

FUCK YOU GIMME

No

I need it in flag format

Is mine

>:v

gibs me dats fo free

@Hellhound6 which brother?

*shwaa shwaa shwaa shwaa shwaa. . .*

Still relevant

00ft

Saving that

@thedarkness05 the oldest, the red bearded one

Of course its the military one

Cull the herd n all that

Also random as fuck

Olna showed up n tried to let herself in lol

(The stray cat)

I thought she was yours now?

why did i put /d/arkness

*autism increased 100*

Threatn me now, are ya boyo?

Lmao, I saw that

@thedarkness05 no, I still need to get her to the vet before I actually bring her in completely

Ahh ok

Mmmm

Ricer I am, ketamine I love

And now I wait to yeet people

The empire did nothing wrong

Xenos aren't people

However I feel for my Mando Vode

Fucking hell

All good?

Hmmm nice

Yup just fucking dead on my feet n it's not even 2

Keep going a bit longer. We'll shoot whisky n rip its

Like Chesty intended

Dude

Amen

N fucking aye "America was never great" picture of slave
(Chick that posted it has never left our borders let alone the state)

Oof. She needs a lil taste of the vibrant cultures of sub saharan africa

Africa sucked

Real talk

Went there to help protect those that build wells n shit

I believe it. Heard a few wild stories

<#554191468747816962> -> <#602234656615825408>

@Thomatorr, King of Ohio https://goo.gl/maps/yJCMmyUyL6rCwfXc7

wow

it exists

fuck you

Let's go

I did 205 on front squats and I wanna

D I e

Found a picture of my great grandpa

Dealing with fash in ww2 or
Chad shootguner in ww1

?

He got arrested in Mexico and discharged

Prob prewar judging by the uniform

a yes boogaloo one

Accurate

I hate weebs no cap

Just cus you don't have anime and god on your side <:dab:554422971381448750>

I get the causal anime watchers but that ain’t me

You do you

I love how the fb so called loves freedoms and then wants to exclude a group of people who they deem nazis weather they are or not

Our camp in the mountains

in a woods

nice

Looks nice

its not bad, we have that cabin and a shed off to the side, solar panels on the shed roof, propane lighting mostly, mixed with lighting from the solar, propane stove and oven for cooking, wood burning stove inside cabin for heat, gas powered generator in the shed if need be, an old ford tractor, a kawasaki Mule side by side vehicle. Outhouse for shitting, and a basic electric pump we pour heated water in for showers so we have most bases covered

we even have an antenna setup so when we have our phones on the kitchen table there we can get a useable cell signal

its rough but it could be a lot rougher

roughly 110 acres of wooded land

@One Shot Paddy the FB is trash right now with all that talk. Personally I don't care as long as they aint harming me, but I'm tired of treading the same shitty ground every couple of weeks. Pro and anti are both catching the Big Ban Hammer from me

Russia using m4 is 🅱️ooky

i actually spoke with a guy on the DPR side

@thedarkness05 I getcha I like how you are avoiding the conflict by punishing both sides

Apparently Russians favor the arma lite system the same way some americans like the kalash

it's a weird vice versa

Yea it’s the truth

That way they can spend 556 and not draw suspicious attention

And pick it up along the way

@Spudoof

hm

interesting

@One Shot Paddy yep. I gave fair warning for both sides. Posts that were made before hand can stay, so long as they arent complete cringe (which some are). But going forward theres an auto eject from the page

That’s good to hear

Fuck
The
DPR

@Spudoof I guess if you dont have as much access to something you covet it more. Grass is always greener

I refrain from talking on there to keep my professional life untainted by edgy comments on fb

Yea the DPR is not real

It is false

Twitter is the political thunderdome of the social media gIaNtS, not facebook