Thanks homie

I only have pipe

But like a pound of tobacco, so

OK, Detective.

It brings a certian class. Plus is better long term for innawoods

deffo

How is the watch tonight?

Just started, but its dead. Every one is home for vacation

ah yeh

Easy money for me

sk8 sk8 monica

Gon have to switch to ice sk8s soon

So

I feel that

Hard

Same.

Not *MY* children.

But those of tomorrow.

You mean o u r children

I didn't want to say it - and, really, your kids aren't mine

but if they're on "our" street (comrade) - I'll keep my eyes out

As it should be. S O C E I T Y an all

*I am the FUCKING lizard KING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iObLMSBlVlc

YEH BABY I AMMmMMmM THE LIZARD KING

Ayy fuckboys

Whats on a spot?

https://www.facebook.com/695378237308670/posts/1145296945650128/?sfnsn=mo&d=n&vh=e

The City be wildin

King that ny

Oh I know *very* well

Boogaloo with guys like this gona be kit

Lit*

Mhmm

I gotta say, as a New Yorker, I love seeing all the weird shit in the city. When I was visiting my sister in Brooklyn some guy had a pet peacock on the subway. It was a good day

https://www.facebook.com/KalashKrzysztof/videos/811193659302145/UzpfSTEwMDAwOTM5OTk1MDU5ODoyNDk3Mjc5MzcwNTk1Mzcw/

I used to live in Newark,Ohio. And some of the shit you'd see there. Saw a fucking crackhead with one of those ed hardy tattoo full body tee-shirts on,cut up jeans,on a fucking unicycle with fairy wings on. Holding his fucking hands up like snakes and asked me if I wanted to buy home made ice cream.

ngl i was quite intrigued

Oi kings if ya ever went to poland dont use trains

They are fucked

mh

This is sexy but

Hmmm

I like the mtn gru meme

I do too

Really cranks my tractor

21 days until I turn 21.

Oh boy

Pistol days

We gotta celebrate there @PanzerWrecker

Lookin at sig p226

Sweet man

What kinda spirits u looking at

I got the mk25 variant. I absolutely love it

Whiskey.

Hard stuff like that.

Yes sir

And cigars?

I like bitter flavors too

No, i don't smoke

Be a real man

Kill your lungs

Ive got asthma as is

Oof

Nah bruh, let him fill his lungs with gunsmoke

Not a bad case of it but i don't want to wake it up

Ah I mean I used to Juul

Then I could hardly run without dying

Those things are legit death in a stick

So stopped

this is fucking amazing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URwuU0bRMpU

Kings smoking is not cashmoney

Only hard stuff in ya vains

👆 <:lol:554425196283559938> 👌

Shoot up with your local heroin dealer

Ah yes basment full of blue stuff and that is not Cu+2

Heh heh

So boys, my number came up for County Deputy Sheriff. I might be taking the agility soon

The what

The agility exam. I took the written like 4 years ago

Oh u gonna be a lawman

@thedarkness05

Yea boi

Noice

I’ve realized the fb group is very anti cop

One of those that actually tries to help the public and not abuse power

Right

Most LEO around here are hella chill

Like my SRO lost a nut in a shooting and he always roast him for that

Then he would like take a kid out of the lunch room in handcuffs

As a joke

I get the anti cop thing, I hate my local PD. But the SO is chill. I just wish nore cops wouldn't do the whole unconstitutional, abuse of power BS. They shouldn't be a special class of citizen based on occupation

It’s a power trip for some people

I've been on the receiving end of it a few times

Welcome to the craft fields mutha fucka

I like the new update

Tbh the picture made me think of the little army men

Like the big ass bucket of em I got in my basement?

Fuck yes

Woo

Ever blow any of em up?

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/621919958284369920/650329358573240361/the_essence_of_genocide.gif

Yeah, some more than others. But fireworks were a little hard to come by

Same lol

I loved the little army men

Morning

What's goin on @Sir Harndes

All good for now

What about ya mah fella

Doin good doin good

hang in there @Sir Harndes

Stop

You’ve violated the law

woah there partner, I think you've got the wrong boi

Pistols at noon then

*Big Iron intensifies*

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/442003701201240087/555446950284230656/unfunny_meme_note.gif

@jaruspk howdy

oi

Meowdy

@Trash Squid

Lol

ye real big iron hours

@One Shot Paddy

Aye

Some good ole Tully’s Irish whiskey

So I'm about to probably buy this 2017 jeep Wrangler sport for 22000 with 70000 miles, 1 owner all highway miles what you think boys?

It would be stolen by a kid during the boogaloo, he would later blast limp bizcut in it.

how much

22k but I can negotiate down to at least 21 maybe even 20

hows the bridges are ok cus in this model they can be tricky

I don't know bout that 70k miles, though.

and check the polimer roof for potential leaks those motherfuckers like to get moldy

@FloridaManBoohajideen

And check up under the car

For rust

^ I'm forecasting a cold winter, with a high chance of heavy snow

Florida - Florida State game tonight. Wish my degree mill luck, go noles!

.

Poors be like

fuckin' weenie dogs

too short to run but big enough to latch onto a mans heart

Wholesome

Y'all check out Merc n Squid's vid on the FB page yet?

Yes. Very educational.

hm?

https://www.facebook.com/2010297832387306/posts/2560106960739721/?sfnsn=mo&d=n&vh=e

mmm

boojahadeen

Wisdom for tax time

Fu k boys

I. Hammer

Hermmerd

I am high

so

Hammered

welcome to the fucking blimp

Atp

Ayo

WU TANG

https://tenor.com/view/city-blimp-hindenburg-gif-14356571

magi/k/al

Should I zo another ahoot

uh

for production value, yes

We need zeppelin technology again

HINDENBURG 2: NOT SO ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

me and bonez are here an im too plasterino

Remember that one time the Navy built flying aircraft carriers using zeppelins? Pepperidge farms and Dar/k/ remember

im mor e plastered than me fucking wall

*They* ***WHAT!?***

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Akron

https://tenor.com/view/high-home-alone-gif-13019295

I like it

They didn't do well, and I think most of the building techniques for building large airships like that were lost. Bet we could make some serious shit today though

Fiancée and I are fixin to have our weddin round April-Juneish

Riiiight before I go off to EOD skool

So I can collect BAH and live off barracks there lol

nice deal

Me rn

Hey squid get in here so I can bully you about your Russian accent

Anyone getting inna trenches tonight?

Maybe in an hour or two

Got work, so ya know

OC

trenches?

Sure

meaning...

nvm found it

meaning...

I'm in

to the trenches u sons a bitches

Be there in 10

Putting dogs in

so the war for crimes is still happening?

Crimea*

More or less over donetsk/DPR

To make it short: Donetsk Peoples Republic (Pro russian separatists) fighting with ukraine and their nationalists

Fuck the vostov battalion

Commie fucks

Bravo six going dark. Power went out here in the dorms. Perfect for a spook.

ive neverbeen to war I'm gon a assume ir talking about a nocturnal raiding adventure

like crimea battles from 2015

over oil

Everyone's freaking out. Personally I'm enjoying it.

u should get a night vision monocle and a 3 lbs dildo

and mushroom stamp people n run away

I just might

into yhe cloak of night

Its only an outtage. Like jesus get a grip

NYC black out in the 70s now that was a party

Or the Northeast one in like 03

during that MASSIVE wind storm

that flattened forests

Did someone say dildos and nods?

Because I have the mailing addresses of some politicians that could use a dildo thrown at their house in the dead of night

You mean a regular saturday?

^

Just larping not boogin

Honestly, more people need to call their polticians and tell them to eat their entire ass

I'm gonna do it

In fact

I'm gonna come down to see Squid soon

@Trash Squid let's call the local politicians and tell them to eat our whole entire asses

Showtime

to the trenches

Yes. Make a few calls up in NY too. I have a list of fucksticks that need reorienting

I'm down

Yeet

To the trenches you fucks

Gib me a hot minute. Gotta bang out a few pushups