Fuckin degens

*Gopnik intensifies*

gib it

new video

https://youtu.be/0IwNtzD6sGA

Oh sweet jesus, he wasnt joking

Legion was my camera man

bah

I envoked the ancient art of stuffing everything i can possibly manage into one washer at the laundry mat

HOLY FUCKING SHIT SQUID

nice valknut tat squid

nice body too full homo

Lol thanks @Kaptain bonez

I'm actually a tad chunky atm

And @AKAlexei we go hard in these streets

Garage in this case

Now I need to come down there again in my tracksuit and in my Soviet gas mask just so we can film more shit like that

Please do

I have a full track suit aswell

I started in that and the goons thought it would be funnier if I was naked

although the entire thing had to be censored lmao

We basically just spit balled ideas and made it absolutely retarded

Lol ya

We also need vodka

I just got a full bottle

For the video

Perfect!

Yeet

To be clear I'm completely serious, I got less than three weeks before I ship out and I wanna make some retard level videos

@Trash Squid we're doing dumb Shit like this soon right?

@Trash Squid yeah man, fill us in xD

Hell ya bb

Next Wednesday I'll be heading down, your truck good?

It is kaput still

I'm trying to get it squared away

Word just let me know next Tuesday if it's not fixed imma come abduct you

Black bag n all?

If not, I'm not going

@queefburgler your post is why god hates humans

Side note

I know of some property semi close to the border

God is lie
Do drugs and masturbate

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Good night kings

Stay safe

Of course black bag and just yeet you into the back of the taco

Yeeting people into the back of a taco?

Wtf?

When did the sex club open up?

fed?

Nah that's one of my Gøøns

He is in the goon house

Lmao

alhoa snack bar friends

oooh my bad

buenos dias, goon boy

wait no doesnt that mean goodbye or some shit

Lol yes

*i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry*

idk i don't speak chinese

Lmfao

As a spanish speaker, I am highly amused

the other night i tried my spanish

apparently i literally said "I am the ranch, yes fast"

LMFAI

*LMFAO

Ay caramba, gringo, tu es un idiota

That's his arm

Serious ass? Yes... yes I am

Lol

mMmMmMM

*eat i must, ass of serious*

😘

**MMmMm**

when you nut and she keeps sucking

It's real isopod hours

You changed your pp

<:lol:554425196283559938>

Not like that but that’s acceptable

I like his idea better lmao

bro why shorten the pp

you gonna need that walking stick in 30 years

Dick too big, killed a bitch or two with it

hope they signed a waiver to ride the damn thing first

Dude, I'm a demon, of course I made them sign legal documentation

fair enough

Reee

no re

Whomst

so how did everyone like the video

It was bloody beautiful!

10/10 on par with or better than joker

oh fuck i'll take that

I've blasted a shit ton of people with it

me @ my manhood

@Trash Squid dope video

cool

Thanks homie

Weekend plans

wish I had a job to buy stuff like that

@Trash Squid you made the right choice in vodka

I have been drinking Icelandic vodka recently shit slaps but its expensive

Decided to go back to my roots

Grab some russian standard

Gonna grab mead this friday

you guys got good drinks right there in US

The ones we have here are horrible

Fuck vodka, imma bring a bottle of fire water

^

Me in "Arma"

^ Put me in *THAT* Squad

also, I guess it's Рксский Стандардт tonight, huh bois?

I don't speak commie autism

Честь та кров

I need to assemble squad 4 boog, any suggestions?

Local people you trust

I got a .38 and 20 ga

I only carry what can fit into my pockets, Its my strict rule of the boog

Obviously you're in need of a hind

Hind?

Nvm

But most 9mm's are small enough for shit like that btw

Chicken tendies and pizza roles are the fuel for the boog

Get a high point

Naa, im loyal to smith and wesson

Do it for the memes

That's all the boog is anyway

moon man uses a smith and wesson

Got my plate carrier to carry the things

And a back pack

Ha

You're not just gonna stuff your extra holes?

I don't need a plate carrier, I only carry what can fit into my pockets so that I can move fast without 45 fucking pounds dragging my ass

Well I got the butt rock just in case

not to be weak or anything but i just want to be practical

Then why ask for advice homie?

Train so that you can

I just train in it so it dont slow me down to much

That and I'm just a brick shot house of a boi

It can happen at any moment, so theres not much time for training

Yeah cool story bud

That's why you train every day

I prefer mobility over threat

I feel like you're just trolling at this point

Well 4 days a week hit on one and active recovery the rest of the week

*stuffs pocket full of derringers*

I want to be able to wave my libertarian flag without being tired from walking around

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That too takes "training"

The only training i take is going to the range, but then again i go to the range once a year.

<:nobrain:644027574363619359>

Cool story

<:boomer:644027613899259926>

<:100_BOI:554422608951509001>

<:dab:554422971381448750>

Lol

Seent

Gonna be flying my anime merch during the boogaloo

Found the weeb

""*the*""

My plan is to die in the boog and be granted 72 big tiddie anime waifus in heaven

Alright, I can get that

and monster girls too

best fucking isakai

So anyway there I was, surrounded by 20 ninjas at work

Seent

damn them wild hawgs

But nah, I was trying to break a bolt on a seat

Couldnt get it to budge, homie comes over with an impact drill and just says "watch n learn"

Why couldn't you use a hand-crank, store-bought, semi-auto Drill?

cOaT hAnGeR

Cuz regulations bub

> *come-take-whats-left.png*

Actually

I like that one a lot, though

Got into my boss's son's car to get it the fuck out of my way

this one does not spark joy

Nibba had a ruger 357 in the floor

Not tucked away, or anything

alrighty time to get drunk and watch anime

. . . you're sober? . .

yes

Awww

Wish I could drink rn

and watch anime

you're nuckin futs ma dude

Still waiting on my booze to get back rn ;( but after that and some terrible diabetic mixing agents

I'll be full sent 😎

fuck u merc

Lmao

who wants to watch some high school dxd?

sounds good

im in

feck yea boi

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💯 <:weeeb:554422645370650669> <:100_BOI:554422608951509001>

thank you

marines got a fucking good looking uniform

Fucking nerds

and why is my computer screen grey?

Without anime i would've cobained myself

<:gunpepe:554422111830278154> <:4325_ripperoni:554426184612446208>

same goes with hentai

Cool

hentai doomed me

no kidding

dear god

*sigh* the world is controlled by an international network of pedophile billionaires and and their statist puppets and the war against them is being fought by a bunch of weebs and libertarian gun nuts

Welcome to America

no...

sad but true

@AKAlexei we'll overload their servers with furry hentai, so they kill themselves

The pedophiles being so disgusted by furry hentai that they kill themselves? I mean, we can try, but bruh

idk but it sounds like a good plan, ain't it?

jesus h motherfuckin christ

worth the effort

I want a big tiddle snek gf

i want a gf

and fambly

not wanting horse gf, u gey

Hey

I ain't a weeb

Rogal is

no just a doomer

Why

Thanks for destroying my self esteem Merc, I apreciate it

You're welcome

lol we just dropped it to our lvls

I want a big tiddy octopus gf

At least buy me a drink so I can fix my inner boo boo

Lol

man i want a fuckin yeti gf