They dictate how you eat, sleep, work, PT, down to the minute

Implying MOPP gear is serviceable

Ya know I always thought that shit was stupid

You're gonna die anyway, why force the mopp gear. Logically I see why. But holy fuck

Whats the problem with 2 mardiv?

Cannon fodder or something I suppose?

lol no the CG went full motard there

Jesus

So goon, when ya wanting to go do goon shit?

I’m headed to do goon shit right now

I hear south east Asia is pretty popular right now lol

Pass

Lol SW Asia would be fun

But is there hood rat shit to be done?

Fuck my local new station

But SE Asia means trees talking funny noises and now they say insha splash too

Allah*

All they post is libral propaganda

Non stop

Fuck em

Also, that's kinda the point, take out some Asian hajis

@Hellhound6 there’s always hood rat shot to be done in my line of work

Valid

But I’m not going over unless I’m promised 6 digit salaries and a concubine

Lol Definetly can set you up with the female

In 10 months I’ll probably do it for the lulz though

Dunno about the cash yet

(Hence my 2 year plan)

japoneses when mushrooms start speaking american english

@thatgoonsteve42 also more or less what I'm doing it for, Ukraine was my serious time in, now I'm just looking to fuck around

I’m waiting to see if my company starts going for oconus contracts

mexicans when the alamo starts talking yeehaw

Chinese when the border starts speaking english

Get the rice cooker bois

French when Waterloo starts speaking British

WELCOME TO THE RICE PADDIES MUTTA FUQA

zimbabweans when the jungle starts talking rhodesian english

australians when the outback starts talking emu

Lol

Normal people when the garbage bags in Seattle start making guttural noises

Didn't get it

Iran when the gulf of omen starts speaking aircraft carrier

Seattle has a huge homeless and druggie problem

DAMN

Like the 2 cities near mine

Same shit

Like I don’t go north of SeaTac unless I have guns with me

US says Iran removed unexploded mine from oil tanker

https://apnews.com/6a48842e263541a5b3451f0d41dee01a

Middle East Part 2: Electric Boogaloo

Part 3: Electric Light Orchestra *

We already did part 2

Shit you right

Part 4: thunder dome smack down

Who run bartertown!?

Guess I better start learning Farsi

Fucking hell

Nah. You’re gonna be taking photos at whatever staging FOB you land at

I'm down

Wouldn't mind getting some good footage of our Marines in combat

Would love to hook a couple go-pros to my helmet

Now that would be some footage to remember

You won’t need it

Please do, send it to me for sick edits

If I'm not deployed lol

I'm sure I'll be able to make some real sick edits myself

Is joining 11B worth it?

If you wanna do grunt shit with your grunt friends then yes

Do it

They give you a blue cord and this undeserved arrogance even though they need combat engineers to do 90% of the work

Blue cord?

In the army you get a gey blue rope

You wear around your shoulder in your dress uniform

I see

But why is this a pro?

Cuz in the infantry we're better than you and we know it

Like what?

Sarcasm bro

They beat it into you that you're better than everyone

Ima slow thinker, get used to it

Lol

Well

I consider the answer as a yes

Personally, I say do your research and figure out what you want to do

Looks good, I think

This is part of my research

Sounds good, at least

It’s tradition. Don’t worry about it

when I went to enlist, my dad who just retired, literally said "well someone has to do it" when I told him I was going infantry

He was an aviation marine

Wouldn't be a POG, even if my father wants me go be an airman

We still talk shit to each other

Wow

If I had a good vision, I would be a pilot

Nah

He wasnt a pilot

Just attached to the awing

Just saying braw

My dad is a retired Green Beret, and he and my brother were both airborne. I was just a dirty leg but we talk mad shit between the three of us

Comes with the territory

My cousin was an usaf helicopter pilot

Like I talk mad shit to my younger brother, he just made it into the army

He's 11b with the nasty girls

Lol

Are you a rifleman or?

Nah I carried the 240

Machine gun then

Yep

Deployed?

Nope

Pushed out on a medical

Didn't get through deployment then?

Long story short, I got sent home before I did anything worth while

After I was discharged I hopped on a plane and took an extended vacation in shithole

A*

Ukraine

Yup

How did you get discharged?

Accident or something?

Had a tumor

Darn

Sorry to hear this

Shit happens

Hope you're well now

Yeah

No lasting problems

Good to hear

Some fucker just got sent to jail for driving his t-55 while being drunk

Lol nice

I don’t advocate driving under the influence. But that’s probably the best way to do it. Absolute mad lad

Best pics i could get

Lol nice

Well lads, I’m finally home from work. Gonna sleep for a bit then get all you can fucking eat sushi for breakfast, because it is payday and I am an American.

Proud of you my man be free and shot shit

One day, Polska we will get super ripped on booze and then go to a Waffle House at 3 in the morning. Then you will know true freedom lol.

^me but unironically

It's nice af out

Weekend time

@Trash Squid we should get a music suggestion channel.

(If we have one, disregard)

Made it

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Fucking idiot

They wouldn't half

I'll take would have for 500 alex

Well the big move is coming soon, woohoo

Wut is it

Moving out toward Wisconsin for a bit

Getting my goons together

Wisconsin isn’t terrible.

Temp location

Still, in the grand scheme of things it’s better than Illinois

You're not wrong

I still have friends that refuse to leave

Off topic, what’s a ball park estimate to get an upper and lower AR receiver cerakoted?

Wanna do Multicam Black for this build I’m about to start.

$25-$75

Mainly depends on the difficulty I think

That’s what I was thinking

Just called a shop and they wanted 360

Yo imma reserve the camping spots next week y'all still interested

WTF

Told them to get bent

that's insane

It’s a stripped set

What are they gonna coat it in Nobel prize winner sperm

Lol

I’ll rattle can it for 20 bucks

Miss me with that gay shit

Big fucking homo

But that was probably the shop price, labor is a bitch to pay

I’ll go to the cerakote course and do it myself

Kydex holsters and cerakoting? I think I’m looking at a decent side hustle

Oh ya especially if you work cheeper than them might get some good business

Was thinking about doing that myself

Man. If you weren’t literally on the other side of the country

Ikr

I wish I knew you guys last year when I was at k9 school in VA

Round about how much longer you stuck in washington

Until my site in Phoenix opens up.

Gotcha

I'm asking because I'm essentially creating a network. I'm trying to get everything squared away to start up a security firm

Ahhh hell ya

Yee

Ground work has been laid out, more or less need the cash to bank roll it now.

Cash flow is king

1200 bucks to go to cerakote HQ and learn how to do it.

10 months ago I would have had it all ready to go

But shit happened

Story of my life my man

Same

I'm going to pick up my new car boys wish me luck

Here goes my life for 3 years

It has a gun hiding spot in the back tho

Oh Spicy

Looking snazy my guy

Danke. Car is fucking mad man. Some sorta autopilot keeps you in your lane. Can set how many car lengths behind you want to follow someone

Mad fucking nice

thats sweet af

The Corolla is low key OG

if you get some black rims or do a plasti coat on them it would look slick as hell

just jet black all around

Murder out the yota

Fucking do it lol

i drive a shitty kia atm

Lmao I will never have another Kia.

want to get a truck and make a boogaloo technical

Came home from Afghanistan and my now ex wife had traded in my built wrangler rubicon for a sorento

OOF

<:Oof:554426230724755456>

is she ex becase you thrw here off a bridge?

Then like a year later the bitch totaled it by rear ending a Honda Accord. Literally 30 seconds after I told her to get off Facebook while driving.

becase thats a good reason to yeet a bitch

The accord didn’t even suffer a scratch.

Lol well there’s a load of reasons why we are divorced.

lol thoes damn hondas built like a brick shit house

Communists are fun to fuck but don’t marry them.

gorss

i red pilled my woman

i tend to do it to most people i spend time with lol

My 2nd wife is the shit. Total libertarian views, loves the fuck outta me

turned a bud at work from socialist to more of a ancap

Makes her own money, sends me money to buy guns and shit

oh nice

mine dosnt work to much she has part time but spends most of the time at home

just makes enough to buy herself thigs she wants and make her car payment

i like it that way though, she keeps the house nice

That’s not bad

not at all

Mine refuses to not have a full time job. She likes not having to rely on one person for money

like me a stay at home wifey

She works at a day care and she’s got a year left before she can teach elementary school

oh nice

Van Halen’s hot for teacher is in our sex playlists

😂🤣

lmao, absolute animal

alrighty i'm off to help a bud move some stuff

Lift with your back and not your knees

of course in a jerking twisting motion, i'm no armature

Good man

@Deleted User you need a white Toyota truck with a .50 on the back

You're telling me? I want a Tacoma

Going vegan

Jk bought all my meat at Walmart earlier.

I mean, half that shit wasn't even vegan anyway lol