10/10 stabs and shoots

Seems legit

Is... is that fucking masking tape?

He... holy fuck, he fucking used masking tape to attach a fore grip as a pistol grip, a rail guard from an AK, and a makeshift bayonet

That's peak eastern european engineering

And the best thing about it is since that's a papasha, that bitch'll still run

This deserves a gopnik award

i love a good mashed together weapon

Slavs are fucking orks

Can't change my mind

You're not wrong merc

https://www.facebook.com/273410853281058/videos/2449203735177498/UzpfSTI3MzQxMDg1MzI4MTA1ODo0NDkwOTQ2NDkwNDYwMTA/

Wait the wave is going corporate? When do we start the hostile takeovers?

https://www.facebook.com/273410853281058/videos/458857774702443/

As soon as we build our private military

lmfao jesus fuck

If you think about it, that's some serious cyberpunk shit

Private corporate armies that do hostile takeovers in the streets with guns and shit

I'm down for it, where's my cybernetic implants? I wanna robo dick and an arm that shoots 40mm grenades

I'm down with cyberpunk

SHADOWGATE TIME

or is it Shadowrun

Cybernetically enhanced Patriotwave boog bois and goons using our robo dicks to fuck the government in the ass while using bitcoin to buy all of our arms, munitions, and sex dolls that we air drop on the enemy for psyops reasons

iunno man rn im dummy lit

Deus Ex Time

what's on the go, King?

I N E V E R A S K E D F O R T H I S

watch this bois

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pC5niDwkaV8

Real talk, the og Deus Ex was on some woke shit

So I got a new cat tree...

I really like HR

This fucker is massive

CATS

Aww! I love cats!!

good placement, too

Its 6'2"

Excellent places

My height

*placement

Damn

you should make mounted guns for it

Yee we had a smaller one so they could sun bather so I got a fucking huge one because the old one got wobbly

Nice

Kitties deserve the best

Yee

looks fuckin sturdy as

Love my kitties

It is I tightened the fuck out of it to so it wouldn't wobble when they play on it

Oath.

When the local DSA chapter talkin mad shit about how they're gonna smash fash but get triggered by your trap space commune that manufactures guns and sells worker owned worker made body pillows to right wing libertarian weebs who want to own a harem of consensual Dominican sex slaves

. . .

wha

That's gonna be my new contribution to the meme community; libertarian socialist memes!

Just picked up my boogaloo mobile

Hey, where'd you get a pic of my next ride?

Imagine flipping from recoil

Wait I got this

>be me
>the boog
>roll up in my little whateverthefuckthatcaris with the ma deuce ready to tear up the royalists
>rack the belt
>run suckmydickatf.exe
>the overwhelming recoil doesn't even flip the vehicle, it sends it flying backward into the local cops station
>continue to fire because fuck it

idk man

I'm still sayin convert schoolbuses

That's why I got you as backup, king, the statees need to get theirs too

oh fuck you got more than 2 seats?!

I was thinking for of jihad keep, like in battlefield

Joking for legal reasons

Ah, the jihad jeeps. That takes me back

The most overpowered weapon

Truly

We used to load those bad boys up with enough c4 to level 4 city blocks and then drive it into the gas station on Caspian Border screaming ALLAHU AKBAR

well, being as Buttlefield 7 won't be taking place in a third world shithole, most vehicles will likely be workable, and compatible with Brick Acceleration Systems and Plan B

@AKAlexei that was one the best best maps to do it in. Also in bf4, the original map that had the train. It had so many hills, thanks dodnt stand a chance.

It all went to hell with 4 wheelers. Little fucking ninja jeeps with c4

pretty satisfying to cockblock blow em up en route, though 👀

Oh fuck yeah

God I miss BF3. . .

It's quitting on my comp, I think

Most satisfying thing had to be getting a heli with a rpg.

A skill I've yet mastered - but yes

I honestly just miss how well the sound/light delay was executed

ffs the sound design over all 👌

Bf3 was almost the perfect game

I think it is.

At least for ""*Modern Realistic First Person Shooters*""

We used to get up to so much crazy ass shit on BF3. I was the team sniper

I'll never forget this one game of rush

It was on that one map, that crazy one with the ginormous drop where you could either take a helicopter down to the next zone or jump and parachute down from a crazy height

So anyway I was the team sniper but also the team pilot

Mostly I was the jet pilot but I would fly helicopters occasionally

How the fuck can't I remember it rn. . .

(the name, I mean. go on)

DAMAVAND PEAK?!

*got eeem*

YES!!! I THINK SO!!! :D So two of our guys make the jump down to the next zone while my other guy gets in the bird with me right?

right right

Our plan was to have two guys on the ground with me piloting a small bird with gatling guns on it. Only problem was, the bird was just a transport chopper so another guy stayed with me to shoot

Things are going well

Our guys are fuckin shit up on the ground and our overwatch is kicking ass

But then an enemy chopper with guns on it comes outta nowhere

And all of a sudden our guys on the ground start getting hit hard with infantry

yeh teh Russky

00ft

I swoop to scoop em up, and we get in the air when the enemy chopper comes back round to make another try at fucking my asshole

I tell the crew to bail out, and they all jump, just barely high enough to deploy parachutes

right

That was the best map hands down.

I jump myself once I've gotten the enemy chopper's attention away from my guys and get up high enough to jump; this bastard scorches my huey just after I bail

So I land on the ground, and my guys are mopping the floor with the enemy

But that bird is still coming back because he doesn't like getting sloppy seconds

My one friend is getting a little nervous cuz shit ain't lookin our way

He asks me if I can do something about the enemy huey gun shiop

So I just take out my sniper rifle, and 3rd times the charm, I fuckin domechecked the pilot right in the cranium!

His bird spun outta control and he crashed

It was fucking legendary and one of my proudest moments

We finally took the objective after that, pushed up, and won the match

God bless you lol

Thanks brother

The best game I had on this map reached over an hour. It was rush, we had 3 tickets left and we had been attacking for so damn long. We finally broke them. We got past that and smoked them. It was intense. We had like 150 kills lol.

Daaamn

We also had a game that we were in nothing but the heli. He was a flyer and I was the gunner. Ended up getting just under 100 kills.

Damn, I wish battlefield was still good

Shit like that gets my trap dick hard

idk about BEST game - but one of my fave moments is defending Rush (1st stage) Firestorm, and perching under the horizontal gas barrel, spraying m249 hell on the attacking hill.

Do you know how satisfying headshotting snipers with a Light Machine Gun from 250 yards?

Got 1 more for you. Not as crazy just some awesome luck. Got 3 or 4 helis from a tank in one shot in a single life. All my.other crazy stuff happened on operation metro. Everyine has crazy stories there lol

Holy shit dude

Mmmmmf m249 belt fed with a bipod on firestorm

That's fucking wild. 250 yards. Shit

That's wild

My best sniper shot was on BF4 though

1400 or so meters away

Across map shot

On the one with the bid dam that explodes sometimes

Russia v China

This jackass had a barrett .50 and was sitting back in the chinese spawn point

He was picking us off a lot and he got me one too many times

So I equipped an M40A5 sniper rifle with a 20x zoom scope, a bipod, and a sound suppressor

I Carlos Hathcocked that motherfucker and moved into position slowly, on my fuckin belly

He had our spawn dead to rights so standing up even in a crouch position was suicide

I got in position, and the dope level would only go up to 1000 meters (about the same as yards)

I had to adjust beyond that, and figure it out without any help

Domechecked him on the first try

I got the video footage of it too

@Mr Walkway94 Yeah! My longest headshot was somewhere round there in the post-game stats.

No Marksman bonuses - sadly - but the barrel provided ample cover, and my scope was JUST good enough to work the ballistics on those black ants on the horizon rofl

@AKAlexei did you ever see the T90 throw a random shot to the right by the 6 Silos on Firestorm, and blow up a Jihadi Jeep that was running beside 2 Abrams?

.... motherfucker

That is insane man lol

Was that you?

nah?

I used to watch a lotta BF3 vids during too long a break

I was about to say because I think I remember that and I think it was me and my friends who were driving the jeep

Ggggggeeeeyyy

seen a Sniper jump out his F18, shoot the pilot of the SU behjnd him, and steal it in drop

@INNYGMATYK that ones a classic

I thought this was a "no shit there I was surrounded by ninjas" story

@Hellhound6 nah b - got socks.

L O L

@Hellhound6 so there I was

Barbecue sauce all over my tiddies

My foot is still stuck in the midgets mouth

The drag queen still has half a pie left to eat

And I think old man Quimby had a stroke

No homo but full homo, we're getting married so I can steal your tricare for that one

;) I'm down, you're cute

GAAAAYYY lol

No u

Yes u

Ive been drinking a little and listening to cryptids

Nice

Hence the need for ninja stories

Actually

I have a story

I just bought 80 dollars worth of alcohol and plan on getting fucking fucked up Friday and Saturday

Nice

Let's hear it @Hellhound6

My stories are all really fucked up and hazy because they were coked up psycho trailer park nightmares, or they're just boring because there isn't much to em

So no shit there I was with my noy

Boy*

We were bored as shit, just come off the line, nothing to fucking do besides head to the local bar that we "liberated"

We walk in and at the time it was relatively dead besides a few scattered groups of slightly uninformed individuals. (Locals hadn't really shown up yet)

I'm sittinf there minding my fucking business when some big ass burly Slav slams into me. He starts raising hell in his nickel language.

So I calm finish my drink, turn to him and yell "I DONT SPEAK AUSTITIC COMMIE" proceeded to punch this dude and to my surprise, he just fucking ate it.

Well big ass brawl starts out and this is when I'm literally picked up and thrown out of a fucking door by a 6f2ish probably 300lbs muscular Slavic gorilla

I have never felt so god damned small in my life

Long story short, pick your battles wisely

I dont speak autistic commie. That needs to be a regular saying

I can only imagine the look on your face after you threw that punch and nothing happened lol

Mixture of horror and "oh shit of fuck oh shit"

Nah - I feel the "*Oh - you're picking me up now - and we're moving. . . **and there's nothing I can do.***" way too hard. . .

I mean I tried

same

but

But I'm literally 5ft6 my dude

I'm 5'11~6

but

you've seen those doxy bois 👀

Truth

I bought a shit load of chicken actually

but I don't have a private freezer - current logsitics are a bitch

Here's some wholesome shit

Out of boredom and lack of healthy outlets, I started to try and carve airplanes and cars and shit out of wood

I wanna learn whittlin so bad tbh

(nofuckyougo-on)

Well I had been working on this one air plane for a week or so and I just couldn't get the shape right. (Was gonna send it home for my nephew) anyway. I happened across some kid out in the town. He kept bugging me about the progress of the plane in broken English and one day I just gave it to him. I wonder if he still has it

There's my stories for the night

how long did it take to make it

Wood work is really impressive. If you do more, send pics

I wanna see your wood

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@INNYGMATYK I got tired of fucking up after the 2nd week lol

It was only like my 2nd attempt

I need to get into it again

you'll make time

Bruh imma end up like Mel Gibson in the patriot after the large icehouse bbq

Trying to make chairs and busting my ass because theyre too weak or some shit lmao

Anybody close to new mexico? If shit ever was to pop off, i have no idea who would be friend or foe

I feel the same tbh

Like, should we alltry to meet up or what

My az efforts are going well

Nah

No new mexico k/ pages

I have no problems with meeting up

And i have no idea how tocstart my own

Real talk, find those local to you that you can trust and know

Just start with people you know, if your tryna build big get the homies situated and then look for others

Yee i only know my brother but hes not like i am

Ah thats harder

Honestly, i have like two friends who might be saveable, but they don't like each other

Honestly imo, small organised groups are better at the start.

Run away to az well have a big happy kolony.

A small vehicle of 4 - 5 will have better chance of making it to the simmer stage

the boil is gonna rip through solo 2 mans and troops of a dozen unprepared

Yee, i need to get back on shape, fell off the exercise wagon again, also im planning to move tocthe other side of the state about a year from now also, buddy can get me a job servicing generators in the oil fields so shits all crazy

Get squared away then get set

Yee

Oh well, whats a good range ammo for a 9mm, the Winchester 9mm i use prevents my sr9 slide from fully returning

Why is this so accurate

Oi kings checking in
Hows ya day?

Half an hour in and i wanna dropkick babies

It's been fucking great for me

At this moment?

Not super fantastic

how's you Jaru?

Quite good i sleept to day 7h

Normaly i do 4-6

7 hours? Damn soon you must be ready to kill gods

[ You Are Now *Well-Rested* 😀 ]

Yeah

big plans today Monika?