The shit I see, man

ya man its my goon cave

aka garage

its detached and wasnt renavated along with the house so its in ruff shape so i dont feel bad about fucking around in it

which i love about it tbh

whats up my dudes

Nothing much. Just got into work

gross

Right?

Its beautiful out

... that's it! I'm buying Mien Kampf!

I own a copy

Its on my bed stand with my Afrika korps pin

The level of right wing death squad in that statement was off the charts

....is now a bad time to add my SS inspired knife is with it too

1488

88

And also my phone background is a 1930's poster from Germany. I actually got reported to my boss for it

Jesus christ xD

You thought I was kidding when I said I was a nationalist socialist?

XD

Why do you think I harbor a deep hatred for communists

for lolz?

For the meme?

Fair enough

Also lock screen

What's that symbol? An SS battalion?

It's the Wolfsangle first, but also the Das Reich panzer Division

Ah

I have a totenkompf pin somewhere too (all reproductions) but still

Used to have a 40's German flag but someone stole it

Wow

Yep

wait

how

Feel free to judge

where i can get /k/ patch?

How what Squid?

Fuck if I know

how they steal it

i'd just google it

tons of k patches

I had a bunch of people over and then moved. When I was unpacking the box with that stuff in it it was gone

The fuck is a /k/ patch

rip

like /k/ on 4chan

gun sub

https://kommandostore.com/collections/patches

found it

https://kommandostore.com/collections/patches

lol

Speedy breeki

I have an Austrian empire patch on an old military jacket too, fucking love the looks people throw me when I wear it

"Isnt that a nazi symbol?"

Nah bitch. Its hapsburgs"

sorry you are no match to my slav speed

*slav squatting intensifie*

*hard bass

Have you all signed the petition telling Trump not to ban sound suppressors?

Where can i sign it?

White House petition website

Even i can sign it?

Sure, why not?

Doesn't require an address

Signed it

Signed it

Finally bought a skull bandana

My neighbors are burning plastic

Its eco-fash time

Correction. Entire bag of garbage. Definately eco-fash time

Yeah, my neighbours loved to that

Thankfully they stopped

I'm trying to decide what to do about it.

I'm thinking a note is a good starting point

Just write a small, polite infographic that shows how bad burning pgarbage is for the environment

Preferably include imagery that shows children... not dead children or children being hurt, just some kids. Something resonating

The idea is to remind them hey, you're polluting this world and making it a terrible place for the future

They have children

But I cant draw

And I don't want it to seem threatening

Well you could just ask em politely to stop burning their trash

Or just tear their house down with a A-10 Warthog

I'm gonna leave a note first.

My whole house smells like burnt trash

Burn their corpses then

Dont tempt me

Just kidding

It'll smell worst

I'm already fuming I'm waiting till dark to leave a note on their door

Or just go confront them verbally and tell them "bruh, my whole house smells like burnt trash. Quit it. Not cool. Not okay".

Good option

Yeah dont be a bitch but don't be a dick about it either

Problem is numbers. Theres at least 2 guys my size that live there. Plus from what I know about them they aren't the best people. Would rather handle it subtly at first

Hmmm

Subtly first

Then aggression if needed

I can’t help you with the subtle part

I mean Id just go over there and be assertive with them

^^

Hey guys, can you not burn trash

Or youll get black bagged

lol

Yeah but remember

Those things end with shit hitting the fan

Nah never

Everything always goes as planned

Like?

Sarcasm

Oh

Not if you got a GAU-8 Avenger

Tactical nukes

Shit

Now I remembered what I was going to do

Need to play as Killdozer

(literally)

It's getting dark. The time has come to strike

Good luck soldier

''Bravo 6, going dark''

Gonna wait a little longer until the person I live with is asleep. Easier to move that way

Ppppuuussss

Hey if it comes back she'll talk

I'm being prudent. The less witnesses the better

Just givin ya shit man

I know lol

And we're off

How was it?

Just moving onto the property now

Roger

Going dark.

Mission completed

They have a fuck ton of outdoor lights.

Anyone with half a brain would have seen me

Lmao

It depends

"Mission failed. We'll get em next time"

If you're small like me, easy peasy

5'7 and 143 lbs, specifically

5'10" 260 with no training on moving quietly or avoiding being spotted

Damn

That was a lucky strike then

I mean. I know the obvious shit like move slowly and stay low, only move when you're 100%, certain no one can see you.

I kept the note simple

"Please dont burn trash, the Earth thanks you"

Well

I would switch to "Please dont burn trash, It gets pretty stinky"

But still

Good work

I too am a manlet

I couldn't care less about the smell. I care about the planet

Dude

I'm still exhausted from this weekend

What'd you do?

May the gods bless us all with strength, courage, knowledge, and favor. For war is coming. And we must all be prepared.

@Trash Squid and @Hellhound6 check the pages messages. I lost the premium features for the app I was using

I got it

Made this with the request

Perfect

thanks man

was a bit rervouse with using runes for a stranger but they loved it

@Deleted User was in the mountains all weekend

oh nice

wish i could go to the mountains

I go about once a month

we used to when we lived in NC

I goto kings mountain down in sc

kings mountain is cool

we used to go to the pisgah national forest alot

and hot springs

Nice

yee yee

Normally I hit up raven rock for an easy hike

anyone still down for 4th of July?

hot springs camping

If I can get the time off, yeah

hell ya man just let me know

gonna reserve the sits soon

Nice

yee yee

Gonna see if Johan is down to tag along

sounds good man

Welp. I'm in a disabled car on the highway with la federalè behind me

Boogaloo time?

Nah. Because you are in a car that is not going anywhere

And always wait for the other party to be the aggressor.

I'm joking anyways, hes been really nice

Car was throwing grey smoke.

Federalé o Policia?

Policia

Estados policia

Ahhh si si

My new friend

Dos estados policia. Que?

*last we hear from löwe*

Oh shit

Well, I guess it’s time to burn our phones. He’s been compromised

Everyone fucking scatter

Run protocol drinkbleach.exe

*starts mass meme dump* THEYRE NOT DELETING FAST ENOUGH

*moving all my nazi propaganda and manifestos to external hard drives* we're purging the mainframe as fast as we can, herr übergruppenfuhrer, buy us time with defensive perimeter

*Roman salute* good luck in your quest, this may be our final stand.

ECOGANG

It’s not yeet or be yeeted

Now*

Lmao

Speaking of yeeting

I was fucking around with my akm and accidentally yeeted my mag across the apartment the other day

(Was practicing speed reloads)

Ahhhh.

Well i mean in close enough quarters you can definitely use a yeeted mag as a weapon

No one will expect it

*this nigga throwing mags and shit*

Lmao

This is definately Löwe and not the federals

How do you do fellow Patriots

Nice try ATF man

Triangulate this

So on a real note, I'm fucking beat

Like beat how?

One guy got fired and another quit

And same fam. I’m mentally and physically exhausted

Ive been busting ass in the kitchen solo

You could always go from being a chef to a meth cook

Right

I know a chemistry teacher

Yeah bitch! Science!

Really good guy and he's half bald too lmao

But nah, I need to bug my boss about my raise now

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-science-gif-5292323

I feel like now is a good time to do it

Since I'm literally doing the work of 5 people

You have leverage now

you have the power

Give me a raise or you have a first class ticket to destination fucked

I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND ANAKIN

He did say more than once that as soon as I could run the kitchen completely alone, he'd bump me up

And actually hire a dishwasher

Now or never manager

Basically

I’m asking for a raise next month

Hell yeah

I'm gonna ask tomorrow when he's here

Who here is a Kekistani?

*scribbling down notes in my pad labeled 'Definitely not a Fed'*