To the placeeeee I beeeeelooooong

Ayy

Ya know what's trippy

I can be the mountian momma

You can actually buy middle silos

Missle

Theres one for sale upstate here. 1.5 mil, and comes with its own airstrip

Hmmm

One of the doomsday prepper groups did some shit like that

Yep

I got alot if doomsday prepping stuff

I think it needs some work, but my architectural genius of a cousin took a look at it and its not too bad. 5 stories of concrete and a hangar for me

Most of em were idiots to be real

My dude guy and I want to build a bunker in our basement when we buy a house

Mainly for guns.

@thedarkness05 nice

Same. But an actual bunker to live in

But we have tornados in the area were looking.

Honestly thought about reinforcing a cargo container to bury

So its going be a good area for stock piling supplies

My cousin designs things like that, bunkers, reinforced houses. And i could snag this GD engineer my sister is dating

Ayy

The A team of bunker buildin

NICE

Let me know when y'all want to get to building your minecraft forts

Bruh lemme hit up the oil fields for some capitol lol

Then I'm in

I thought you was headin the brazil way to give big jesus a hug n liberate some goon goodies

Tis a meme börther

I know

I'm still gonna hug big jesus tho

Unless you're down for stealing the plane lmao

*desire to do hoodrat shit intensifies*

^

Yeet

Ever get on a dating app to see how basic people are

All I keep seeing is daddy gang and the office

Shit is basic af

Gotta find dem alt right wahmen

Like

I see a few slinging lead every now and then

Dudes are even basic

"I'm a nerd and my hobby is watching Netflix "

Or looking for a faithful long term woman in military

Then theres the I swear I drive guys

How yo sort em out

Bruh

I dont think thats what red flag means lol

Honestly I just don't much care

Dated a chick that basically claimed to be a feminist and a socialist

Nah, I need my girls to sling lead

She immediately changed her tone and was like "whatever side you're on, I am too"

How else will we protect the children?

Plus her friends weren't a fan of me because I didn't buy into the white guilt bullshit

" wyd " "in bed" "without me?"
Why do dudes say that gay shit.

Cuz we're gey

^^

Like bruh I dont even know you

Why would I want you in my bed you cuckadoo

Cuz of 1 night stands obviously

Gross

Didnt you know child bearing and monogamy are outdated

I'm a trap of God.

i need a fucking cigar

Wtf

lol i made that meme

You cant s.s. Facebook dating app

How am I suppose to shame dudes now.

me and my woman had a child talk recently she said she didnt know if she wanted them or not

but i told her she would grow into it

and she will

Honestly.

I loved being pregnant.

Do the thing

Pls gibb me your best IRA memes

Make babies

she only 20 atm i didnt want them till i hit 21

I dont think I'm gonna have kids.

My only advice

i wanna have a few

Dont let children hold you back from living life.

Too much big crazy in the family

Too many people fall into the " i cant do that i have my kid with me"

My brother and uncle eat medication for their psyche shit

Yall I have a basket ball team

lol nice

I have a son, and he's great. His mom is a cunt though. I'm trying to make it work. But my current girlfriend wants at least 4

I also have an amazing step daugther

@jaruspk

Looks like a lovely family there trap

Yee we try

@Hellhound6 good bless you m8

Best anyone could do

Teaching our littles about the great boogaloo

Jk but really teaching them survival and camping shit.

Getting thor into buschcrafting.

My oldest is a gamer 😒

gamers rise up

i love bush craft

"Mom won t let us play the Xbox. GAMERS RISE UP"

lol

LMFAO

Hes all about that switch life

For a bit I was a neckbeard and gamed all the time

Then I realized I was becoming a POS fatbody

So I had to fix myself lol

So i totally thought of making our shindig super reinforced so we could hide the childs there.

Alright kids today were gonna talk about papa pig

Send it

Oh mo

also i'll be at MAGFEST this year if anyone else is going

Deets?

https://super.magfest.org/

just half a week of drinking partying videogames and concerts

Noice

This guy tried to say we should have stricter gun laws because of the Vegas shooting.

I'm dead

That dude sounds like he eats paint chips with extra lead

^

Attack me why dontcha

I figured out a way to trap @Trash Squid

Also me

https://tenor.com/view/sweat-sweating-sweaty-airplane-ted-striker-gif-4372615

Lol

Injust need that spicy confection sugar

the power powder

The bug fuel

goon dust

Patriot sand

lmao

Goon dust and Patriot sand are officially mybtwo favorite twrms

Glad to be of service

I wouldve enjoyed patriot sand if itbhad that name

When I take over South America, it will no longer be blow, it will be Patriot sand

perfect

Freedom Dust

@Foxhound gunpowder or cocaine?

b o f f f

Both.

@Foxhound patriot sand fug boi

Suck my balls you communist

You're one talk

Who came out on the left during the quiz?

NOT I FUCK BOI

Oh God.

I have whiskie feathers on my eyes

It feels weeeeird

N....new homeowner?

Yes

That

Only that

@Hellhound6 @MajikSTL

I'M GONNA SAY IT

n......

ni......

nig......

nightwatch or as some call it, neighborhood watch

NightWatch was a good movie desu

@INNYGMATYK Nightwatch the Ruskie movie?

@насильственное убийство Да

Further proof Slavs are just orks in disguise

Ya paint it in red?

Go a lot faster if ya did..

Not enuff dakka on that waaaghon

Meebe da real DAKKA was DA bois we'z made A lung DA wai

That was shit

Mork an Gork iz Proud

So my moms working for a union now and she has to speak on behalf of this politician

And I cant find any views of his on guns.

Anyone wanna help me research this guy

What's the dude's name?

https://youtu.be/_Jk-XcTlyyA

ayyy

Yeet hey kings

Sup

Im stealing that

I liberated it elsewhere

So go ahead

What’s good nibbas

Same shit different day

Right on

I just finished a hellva football game

Dope

Yeye

U a blue boi now

Did you win gey boi

Yeye 10 to 0

Good

It was a hard game to win

I had 2 interceptions

Nice

Good shit lil homie

Yes sir I had a great time but I got cut open and bled all over everyone so the told me to get out and get that fixed

You leaked your ketchup on people

Its the magic keep away sauce

Spilled my body juices

I loved my fantasy fb team name

No one would want to tackle you if you runnin round lime a stuck pig screaming AIDS

OozingRectalJuices

Oh I’m on defense but still

Foozeball is the devil bobby

Not even with the interceptions?

I love that movie

Aww fuck yea, its gon be a chilly night at work

Y

What do u do

He's a cia super spook

Well this job has me doing foot patrol at uni dorms

I'm assuming this is the unarmed

Someone has to sprinkle in commie dreams to the kids

Oppa

Yea, rhe wont even let me have my emt shears

Bruh moment

Is this a school

Oof

Speaking of cold

It’s not that here in Alabama

It finally got down to low 70s here

My AC is out so I’m sleeping in a room temperature of 86

Granted most of the day was 80 to 90

@One Shot Paddy fans

I got fans of my own

I mean I still carry em, and my knives

And my converted Glock 18

And my sig sauer mpx carbine

Guys

I know how to help fellow poors without nods

Green tinted goggles

Ill see myself out now

Green tinted SWD googles

Googles

Lel

Didn't I hear something like the green nods are about to be phased out?

Guys

Merc is gay

I'll see myself out now

Duh. We cuddle all.the time. But I refuse to hold hands, that shit lewd af

Ah a goodchristian boy

I'm saving my hands for marriage

Ha

Gey

Homosexual

I have my boot bands on

And my glow belt

Im immune from the big gay

You've got me there

It boutta be real goon hours in a lil bit

Yee