Its get them to start in the same place

True

Because if I'm a techpriest acolyte I would be on Mars

Dw bb I'll handle it

Don't call me bb bro

Wait what? How did we get on the subject of 40k?

Lol what are y'all talkin' about

Vlad is making a DnD campaign in 40k

Sexy

I like Imperial Guard a lot

They're tanks are fun

And so is their artillery

I used to play Chaos, but I got bored with em

I'm choosing to be the groups Techpriest

Can I play too?

So the cleric

I'm not sure how you would lmao

Unless we put you in the VC but we take a shit load of breaks

We can discord it if we need to man I'm mainly free on weekends just stuck up here

I use discord for the DnD campaign I'm in now

We also use roll20.net

Hooks I wouldn't object to picking you up as long as I have notice and gas. Would have to be a Sunday

I'd love to play some kind of Imperial Guard officer like a Commisar maybe

Nein

Everyone starts as basic ass level 1 characters

The classes are going to be
Guardsman = Fighter
Techpriest = Cleric
Sister of battle = Priest
Space marine = Paladin
Inquisitor = Inquisitor

All of them start as lvl 1 basic
I.e. Guardsman = Recruit
Techpriest = Acolyte
Sister of Battle = Devotee
Space Marine = Neophyte
Inquisitor = Aspirant

They all have basic as fuck weaponry to start too and theres a chaos system. The more evil you do, the more the chaos gods notice you and the less boons from the emperor

Alright, so throw me in as an imperial guard grunt

Un cadet

I'll have to ask the party if they mind someone tagging in

Shouldn't be a problem

You can join they don't have a choice XD

*flex* *flex*

Show them what a Guardsmen can do

I'm already thinking of improving them all XD

Might have to use my laptop to have a good speaker for Alexi tbh

Whatever you think is best man

Prolly the laptop if I can get it to work. My phone doesnt like picking up my voice or using speaker phone for discord

I can use my laptop just have to install discord to it haven't yet

Mines old and shitty

Mine new just might need speakers because whoever designed it put the fucking speakers on the bottom

I feel like Will is going to try and make a Psyker

His gonna though he won't have any powers

Oh he'll get mauled.

His lvl 1 so maybe if he makes it to a high enough level though 40k might fuck him up

Psykers are weak as fuck physically

Every spell would be a D100

Anything below a 30 backfires

Which means daemons

Which means insanely easy tpk

Seems fair enough though I hope he isn't gonna fuck all of us over or I'm gonna turn him into a servoskull out of spit

Spite*

Lmaooo

Tbh I might give you lvl 2 to start. I don't trust them to not just yeet themselves into chaos

Alright man if you think it's needed

I'll see how the session is going

And then decide

Also if you want to 'speak' binary, we can just text lmao

Alright XD

I'll do it when I talk to a machine or other techpriest

Gonna need to look up some of the prayers and chants of Techpriest's

@Trash Squid. The meme is no longer a dream

G

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@Foxhound yes

*Sips white monster*
Y'all bunch of posers

Shut the fuck up Kyle.

*downs more of my russian vodka* fuck y'all talkin' about

wyd guys doin

Bein boomers, zoomers, and gopnicks

^

*downs German whiskey and loads mauser* the fuck you just call me?

a big stinky do do head

I believe he called you either a boomer or a zoomer

I don't even know what I'm doing anymore

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i cant stop eating these gummy vitamins

Those are edibles...

*Rackets shotgun*
No citation needed

He needs a babyruth XD

He is a chad lad

Can we all agree that Count Dankula is THE absolute Chad lad?

He did an interview with Alex Jones so yeah

Met him in person

He was hungover as fuck

There was this thot running only a bra under her plate carrier today

did you fuck her?

Tactithots gonna tactithot, gun bunnies gonna gun bunny

He does look hungover XD

He said it was too much whisky in Texas after the alex jones interview. And from the night before that lol

XD

Naw her man was with her the whole time

I don’t need quotations

I’ll show u a pic

Later

I eat ass

i can hear borat

Sup bitches

Going to bed have to get up early to go to the gym

Do y'all ever go outside your as pasty as New Yorkers

For real bruh, at least my excuse is that I work at night

Red ski mask is my favorite in this pic tbh

Dat farmer tan

Lol

Where tf am i gonna get a quote from someone saying i eat ass

I eat ass smh

From Mark Twain himself : "That damn nigger ate all the ass in the house. Started with my wife. Watched him get my sister as she was just trying to water her succulents. My ass came next. Changee my whole life"

From huckleberry finn or some shit

Hey y’all wanna see some aesthetic pics from the lake I’m chillin at

Only organic ass

Citation inbound

Damn thats a great view

Right? I might take a few more tomorrow from a better stop just to show more of the mountains

Where abouts?

Lake Roosevelt, Arizona

AZ GANG STEAL YA KIDNEYS

@Hellhound6 your nickname should be Mer/k/

@Saladin if you do get more pics, send them

I got you covered chieg

Chief

fuck yeah Gangs of New York is on Netflix guys

I don't have netflux 😢

Nigflax

What is this series about?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asnMB-kYFoc

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*inhale*

You're a traitor, partner

Imagine being that much of an *idiot*

*legal* immigrants, sure/maybe
*illegal*
*spits into spittoon while dusting off chaps* well sheeeeyit pardner, lemme just mount on up and drag your ass over the border

'Cause open borders is the best decision

*irony*

Open borders = you don't give a fuck about your country and your people

You can't change my mind

Everything (((they))) want, you should oppose

https://time.com/5671108/us-pregnant-migrants-labor-mexico/

Absolutely *SAVAGE*

Illegals don't give a fuck about their children

That's the truth

*shrug* 14/10 move imo.

True

LMAO

thats so fucked

I just dont want the wall because thatll further strengthen the border monopoly. If the gov is (we know they are) trafficking children thatll give them exclusive rights.

Brothers

Its time and ima puke

Imma puke too, but I'm just not doing well

Yeeeee

i fucking hate rust

Who doesnt

Fuck... I'm hungry af

t

Me too but nothing's open in the airport besides Starbucks

whats up fellow negros we out here fuckin all geared up hope yall fucking aswell

Have fun let me know how it goes I guess

I'm on a plaaaane

And the time jumps are trippy

Jetlag is always a trip

Yee, its like time travel but real

^

Sleep man. sleep always makes plane rides easier on me

Coming from a guy that HATES plane rides

I just landed at San Fran

Lay over time

It's like 10 or 11 back home

And 8am here.

@tacticaltrap Good luck bro..... it's 07:56 here, AM yeeeeesh man...

@Foxhound what the fuck do y'all know about immigration

I know we have quotas in place and that it takes a fair bit to become a citizen

@TheButcherHooks that's right. It's ridiculously expensive, extremely difficult (even under Obama), a total nightmare some times when trying to communicate with social workers, and numerous people are rejected every year

Now open borders are a horrible idea

But this shit? Fam what we got in place now is just fucked up

Not to mention foreign intervention (not just from the US, but from other nations like Russia, China, etc) has been causing horrible instability, poverty, and chaos in many developing nations all over the world, and naturally, they're flocking to us

You can thank Truman and JFK for those laws and nightmares of burrecratic hell that new immigrants must go through

Couldn't agree more. Always liked Kennedy a lot, but one thing I will say I fully disagreed with him on was making bureaucracy worse on immigrants. Same for Truman.

Thing is, tbh. we needa start taking care of our own homeless and citizens before we worry about outsiders.

for christ sake, we give billions of dollars to shitstains like (((Israel))) and other countries that don't do jack fuckin' shit for us... I dunno man.

Sorry if people don't agree....

Yee

Well I'll be the first one to tell you we give out far too much in foreign aid, and although I don't particularly harbor much of a resentment for (((them))), I will say that I can at least agree they don't need our money. Fuck that. They aren't impoverished. I'll also agree that we need to take care of our own too; homelessness, veterans, healthcare, and especially infrastructure. I don't hear enough people talkin' about it, and its fuckin important. But I also believe that we can reduce bureaucracy in a lot of areas and one of them is immigration

I thought I lost yall for a minute

hey

@Foxhound and quite frankly, I think it's pretty fucked up that you find it funny that they stopped a woman's labor process just to dump her back over the border. I've seen plenty of twisted shit in my time up close and personal, and I can say with authority that's cruel

Forgive me for being naive and unstudied,but what is going on in Mexico that causes such mass migration other than usual drug cartel bullshit

Wasnt there something a while back when this massive migration moved towards the border and the trucks had the Israeli flag or some shit ? And wasnt that used in the press to cover up some other shit like the Las Vegas shooter or something

Immigration is a complex issue, especially for the US. First off yes most of foreign aid monies should be cut back or ended alltogether. I say we have Soverign borders and turn way all those who are illegal, regardless. To overhaul the immigration process is almost a necessity, maybe do away with the quota system, but institute a values test to see if new immigrants mesh well with the current population. I kind of like the Australian immigration system that has a clear, but difficult path to citizenship. If we are to take in immigrants it should be bolster our country, not as a charity. Special exemptions for legitimate asylum seekers of course

@Thomatorr, King of Ohio a combination of violence, economic instability (which there is substantial evidence that suggests it was caused by NAFTA), lack of "honest", good paying jobs, no workers rights in most places, etc

I'm sorry but theres healthcare in mexico. She was deliberately breaking the law by trying to cross the border and have the child here so that it would have American citizenship. Our duty is to Americans. Not foreigners with no respect for laws.

As cruel as it is, Im siding with Vlad here

I saw that headline and I wondered if that isnt some orchestrated shit to rally Leftist minds

@Foxhound tell me something, would you have said the same thing if she had been German?

These things always work in several directions and its sad to even doubt a pregnant woman but I see no yield for ruthlessness in the cabal

If it were up to me, the military would be occupying the border and killing anyone who dared try and cross illegally. Americans MUST protect American interest and this entire article reeks of a rally for lefties to lose their shit.

Yes. I would have if the German woman was illegally entering the united states.

even ME

?

@Foxhound well at least you stand by your principles regardless of skin color I'll give you that

*Anyone*

Like I have an issue with the Russian women who take vacations here to give birth so the kid will have dual citizenship. thats blatant abuse of birthright citizenship that we have

And they're very wealthy to boot

I can agree that's not okay

Never heard of it, but nothing surprises me really anymore

So what would be your suggested fix then? because the USA has taken in more immigrants than any other country in history. And this current system will eventually cause the whole thing to collapse, or otherwise become a different country with different value altogether

@AKAlexei don't get me wrong. I would far rather have Germans and Europeans coming here and having children. However, the sovereignty of borders must be defended at all costs and with all means including sheer violence. If I had my way, militias armed and equipped with assault rifles would guard and patrol the borders. Illegals would be given one chance to gtfo before they fired.

My issue is that the illegal immigration issue is getting clouded in a lot of bullshit. You take a group of Central and South American immigrants; at least 80% of em, maybe even 90% these days are crossing the border illegally just so that way they can start the LEGAL process of applying for citizenship or (more popular now because of what's happening in countries all across CA and SA) political asylum. Now I will tell you right now, when applying for political asylum, doesn't matter if you're a Frenchman who's doing it in Switzerland, a Venezuelan doing it here in the US; it's always easier to apply for political asylum from WITHIN the country you're applying for political asylum from. Trying to do it from an embassy is difficult, as is trying to do anything from a satellite government office is, and think about it; why would you try to apply for political asylum from the US through your OWN government? If you're applying for political asylum, chances are your government sucks and probably would shoot you for trying to leave (prime example; Venezuela). Now back to that original immigrant group example, you're gonna have 15-19% of em who are gonna be migrant workers; harmless, honest, hardworking good people who just can't find honest, LEGAL work in their home countries that actually pays them a salary they can live on, so they cross the border, work, get paid, and then they go home. And they work jobs that 99.99% of American citizens don't want or can't afford to live on (keep in mind, $4 to us might seem like nothing but to them, that's a decent day's pay). And the last of those immigrants aren't immigrants; they're drug dealers, criminals trying to escape prosecution, etc.

There is this image of these people, the "foreign horde", the "invaders" that I am just sick and tired of hearing about. Fuckin' Juan ain't tryna invade shit except his wife's pussy after he gets back from working landscaping in El Paso for the summer my nigga

Except with how broken the border is now there's a record number of immigrants from Africa illegally entering through the southern border. like several groups of hundreds have been caught. Its easier for them to raise a few thousand, fly to a South American country, then march a thousand miles into the US

Bullshit

And that's true

@thedarkness05

Very true

Theres a shit load of illegals where I live. Half of them are legitimate migrant farmers and the other half are literal dealers for the city

@Foxhound well you can thank your government for that friend, because they're the ones who keep the drug war going

You have no one to blame but the good ol' USA

Don't give me that "They just want the American dream" bullshit. They send most of their money back to Mexico, further destabilizing the US economy. Yes some of them do come here simply to work. But a number of them are criminals, rapists, and dealers.

Right because they tooooootally never chose to get into dealing 🙄

So what I suggest is a total lockdown of the border for a year, sort out all the shit that needs to be done, maybe grant amnesty and citizenship to those here with a clear expiry window to apply, then strictly enforce the Visa system. You go past a day, you have ICE dragging you back with a permanant bar on your name

@Foxhound sending $500 for 3 months wages to your fuckin' family isn't destabilizing shit dude, but if you really believe sending money outside the US is destabilizing, how about we talk about the billionaires who send trillions of dollars out of the US to their offshore bank accounts

I'm sure the ones that raped and killed Americans would love to hear its Uncle Sam's fault. Maybe that'll grant the families closure.

Again: Bullshit. These fuckers are in my store shelling out hundreds of dollars for iPhones, apple watches, smart phones, Jordan's, airpods

Ok but the Drug war is an issue. It does contribute to the shithole most of those countries are

Don't try that moral high road shit with me Konot.

How we should handle it.

@Foxhound I'm not talkin' about moral high road anything, I'm saying that you're claim that some migrant farmer sending his family his menial fuckin' wages so they have food to eat while we have fuckin' CEOs offshoring literal trillions to the Grand Camans and Switzerland is about as retarded as Forest Gump

Don't do globalism kids

"Menial" right. That's why these fuckers shell out more money every week than I make in a month right?

And the reason why it seems like there are so many drug dealers is because when you're talking about sample groups as big as we are, 5% can be 10,000 people. So yeah, I'll agree with you, there's a lot of drug dealing and crime that goes with it. But don't sit here and tell me that the US government doesn't share the fuckin' blame. They weren't fighting Escobar they were fucking FUNDING him so they could fight the Sandinistas in Nicaragua (not saying they aren't scum either, but still). The drug wars are a failure and every American citizen who dies in the crossfire of em should be placed at the doorstep of the people responsible for starting it; the American government

@Foxhound well, when you work 3 different jobs, it's no wonder they have that kinda cash

Either that or they're drug dealing, and you know what, it's damn easy to make money at that

Dude. They work one. I've met their boss.

Ok but that money likely isnt taxed

I work 40 hour weeks and barely break even. They're in here every other week buying new phones and all kinds of shit.

And that's another issue. They don't contribute to the very society they wish to be in.

ie not contributing to what they use. Like I had a hospital bill with an extra charge tacked on to cover someone who couldn't pay, that shit dosen't fly with me

^