Same

I’m on that 2 week plan

Lost my job last week might start suckin dick

Rip man

Why

Noble career

I vented to a coworker that i didnt kniw was a brown noser and they brown nosed me

Oof

What a bitch

Paycheck every week

Im a head in my field so I just openly talk shit to people

whats a brown nose

Such

Is

Life

Boot licker

waha

very nice

Though most these days tend to deepthroat it

I refuse

Both of my co workers are full of salt

I love it

Both are ex convicts

One got federal time

For poaching

What did I miss? I was out Lyft driving

@everyone

about time

rhodesia 2.0 when

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Ight let's go

Squid, get the FALs

We're going innabush

Someone get the george with the packs and ammo! Assemble the troopies! It's time to take Salisbury back!

https://youtu.be/V8P8S_8BEh0

YES

FUCK MUGABE

MAY HE BURN IN HELL FOR A THOUSAND GENERATIONS

MAY THE RHODIES RIDING ETERNAL FINALLY KNOW SOME PEACE

FUCK HIM.

Now I need a plane ticket to go piss on his grave

Look at this crap

Time to go to Nigeria and stage

So the first president of Zimbabwe died
*Rhodesians never die* also how's everyone doing this morning

Well, I'm moving out Saturday, I've got a few months before I'm off to Parris Island, and Mugabe is dead. Life is pretty good this morning

I might even wear my RHODIE shirt for shiggles

I'm gonna wear my Rhodie camo around town when I go out

Gonna dance to the crab dance when I get done with classes today

Question. Can someone explain the crab meme?

It’s not supposed to make sense

But it’s like a music video or what not called crab rave

I’m wearing mine tomorrow to my airsoft game

FUCK YEAH

Ah, I see

Makes sense

Well anyway

RHODESIANS NEVER DIE

but Zimbabweans are shit

https://youtu.be/RrvXTIT2yJ0

For all of you

We are all Rhodesia

Hell yeah

John Edmond all day today

Its a great reason to celebrate

*Smiles in Rhodesian*

What a glorious day

Lets strike while the iron is hot and retake the wrongfully taken lands

Affirmative

Imma nab an plane rq

In minecraft👀👀

I can fly one

In minecraft

I've never even been in an airplane

I flew one gang gang

Every ine of us today

Now I just need a FAL

Imma find a FAL rq

Drops 800 to 1500 instantly

*cartoon search montage*

Its ok. Im sure we can make 10× that ammount in war spoils easily

Most of the War Spoils on Zimbabwe would be gas and weaponry

You could sell uniforms in theory as well

Commit war crimes in minecraft

But folks are poor,

You won’t get much in spoils besides equipment

So you just turn into an arms dealer, big deal

Dream job tbh

I’m not saying it’s bad,

It’ll still be profitable

Just don’t bother robbing civilians

They're all poor millionaires or something like that

Trillionares

Wiping your ass with their money is cheaper then TP

So wait. We got a bunch of combat vets, weapons owners, gear hoarders, Rhodie lovers, and a few Civil Air Patrol fucks (myself included) in here... sounds like the makings of a beautiful future for New Rhodesia... in minecraft

My peebob is the big peebob

And I'm the one who's just observing 'cause I can't do shit

Harn, we're gonna get your ass home if it kills us

T H A T W A S A H Y P E R B O L I C S T A T E M E N T A N D S H O U L D N O T B E C O N S T R U E D A S A T H R E A T O F V I O L E N C E

Ive already started the process get a damn job lol

@Sir Harndes yeah dude, like I was saying the other night; legit at this point all you need is to get some cash together so you can buy yourself a plane ticket

Or some of us who may or may not have access to govt aircraft could come get you. But itd be a haul in those CAP Cessnas

@thedarkness05 I'd love to see you pilot a CAP Cessna to Brazil just to yank Harn xD

Yank me from Indiana as well. Plenty pf corn fields to land in

If I could find fuel i might be able too. Locals will just think its a drug plane

O always wanted to piss outthe window of an airplane midflight

Yeah, and the airforce will surely shut you down. They live doing it

CAP is air force technically. I could keep that up for a few hours at least

And they do the old school way

Bruh fuck that

We'll gang an old c130 and drop the rescue lines like back in nam

You know the shit with the air balloon rope

S K Y H O O K

Sky hook or skal on a rope

Soap

Always wanted to do that

*battlefield 4 theme starts to play*

Lets do it boys

I've always wanted to be extracted by Fulton Recovery

Next stop brazil. Then off to Rhodesia

Someone stesl me a stryker and ill drive

@wendiko settle for a btr?

I mean id it works nostly the same why not this one has a cannon so upgrade

To invade Rhodesia (in minecraft of course) we'll need light armored vehicles, highly mobile infantry, air support, artillery, and supplies for all of the above

Itll be a great time

Oh, and we're gonna need some money

Well we have a metric ton of autism, does that count for anything?

Possibly

Lmao

We would also need at least one or two other nation states to officially recognize New Rhodesia

But that's political shit, y'all can leave that to me

Well there is that dude who is trting to remake the Russian empire in Africa. I have a claim to the throne, so that could help

I N T E R E S T I N G

I majored in politics too, so count me in

Lit

Zimbabwe is a shit state,

Just land at the government holdings

Storm them

They’re crippled

Honestly 10 GIs could cripple that place

Sounds like a plan

I'm in. Lets fire up the minecrafy servers

Fuck em if they dont, well build a good enough defense and scorch everything else.

Hey hey lovely kings

Trap is back

Good, get in our stolen rustbucket of a c130. We have a rescue and a liberation mission to pull

Yee yee!

Anybody got a model number o a bayonet that attacted to an m4

Smith and wesson makes one. I'm somehow able to put it on my mossberg. What a time to be alive

Hmmmm ok

M9?

Most likely

Post's new album is pretty good tbh

It’s amazing what you can do with enough improvisation

And duct tape

Any weapon can have a Bayonet with some tape

Random as fuck, but I just shaved and I feel naked

Also for Zimbabwe, if you want spoils draw the war out

I’d recommend using USA’s Nam tactic with their rangers

If you want a new Rhodesia, just drop in at the Governent Buildings

Hey fam

?

Zimbabwe doesn't exist

Rhodesia is Forever

Just using the political term

Zimbabwe is an illegitimate state. Just like israel.

I stand by my statements, quick vs long

Hurry boy shes waiting there *for you*

Rangers used Hueys, but a CR-130 could theoretically do it as well

Wait no y’all wanted a CAP 30

*scrolls back up*

Can't we just take some Blackhawks and apaches and call it a day

If you can get your hands on em

Air assault could work

Just give me a tank brigade. I promise not to 'accidentally ' target civilian areas

Fuck it scrub the whlle country

I cant fly helos yet, only fixed wing for now

Bro I just took a shit

Fixed wing it is

I want a hind

I want my FAL.

@насильственное убийство they're cool til they won't take off because they're too heavy

@Hellhound6 my dude shaved and doesnt look the same

Its scurry

A Cessna could realistically hold 10 dudes, it’d be cramped and difficult but it can fly with em

I look 12 without facial hair

Depending on the model it could. But if it has wings, I can fly it. Most planes are laid out the same in terms of controls

@Hellhound6 I rode in one once, it was unarmed tho, but still, the cargo is tight af, Wonder how badass it feels being in full Russian kit jumping out into a warzone

Not

Lol

Your smushed, its cold and loud, then you jump

Rotorwash makes a cat tail slap you in the mouth and you trip on a rabbit hole

Shit blows hard donkey dick

The hind takes off and your squad leader asks where the fuck you are

Don’t you fucking Jump from the Cessna

The strategy I’ve written up doesn’t account for that kinda spread

@wendiko #thatsmyfetish

@GranddaddyAnon for that it's an actual landing for the group

And make sure y’all aren’t carrying to much and lose some pounds

I expect a good landing

I’ll give the Cessna 700 pounds to take off

Hmmm

10 guys might be a little to much, but you can realistically make 2 runs

Everyone would have to forgo armor

Time to strip out the seats in that case

If its 2 runs maybe armor

@Hellhound6 you look 12 anyways

@Foxhound fuck you

You gotta account for the fact that you boys will be looting

This is why we should stage in a different area in land vehicles.

That why i said beachhead

That's when we grab vics and dip out and meet at a designated rally

There is no fucking beach head

And y’all can’t afford to hold a front line

Blitzkrieg our way in, punch into the city quick and hard while still having mobility in the form of vehicles. This would let us bring heavy weaponry in advance and allow for more forces to deploy at once.

Hypothetically anyways.

Explain the logistics

That’s the biggest problem

I imagine you are all at least decent tacticians

But logistics is what isn’t getting considered

I mean no offense, but that’s why I wouldn’t trust any of you for full command

I understand that

I expect you can all get targets from around 200 meters with 3-5 shots

But after that I’m not giving you any more credit

Again no offense

I just haven’t met y’all, nor seen you shoot

None taken

For all I know you are all Special Op snipers

Im an infantryman. Ill hold my own.

I’ll give you 300 meters then until I see you fire

Ive gone to 5 with a mk12 i built

Still saying 3

3 at any given

I could even run a gun team

Besides guy with heaviest MG I’d stick with the Cessna

In case it comes under fire

Anyways I’m disappearing for another hour

Talk then

Peace

Later wise, your insights are always appreciated

I'll attempt to explain the logistics, I'm non military so forgive me if I make mistakes:

Stage up in an area roughly 20 30 miles from Harare. Use basic trucks painted to look like normal everyday trucks, load these with supplies and arms before heading toward the city. 70% goes one way to fortify, 30% goes another way. The 70% should spearhead in without issue, find the building and fortify quietly as possible until the opportune moment. Once the 70% starts up their noise, the 30% is clear to move a little more freely.

Alternatively we just hijack rocket trucks and fire into the city

We want the resources and arms

Aight I lied still vailable