Bear gryls hes a crazy ninja

Or whatever the pee drinking guy

its big boi season 😈

Naw, @tacticaltrap, not that bear

Just a commie killer in a mask

Are you a big duzzy gay boi

Fuzzy

BUT COMRADE WE MUST SIEZE THE MEMES OF PRODUCTION

*racks ppsh-41 with soviet intent*

awh man ima hafta go get some grass

For the motherland

*adjust trap buldge with Soviet intent*

I dont wanna leave y'all are the shit ;'c

*crashes through wall in T-55* did someone say seize the memes of production, tovarisch?

@Thomatorr, King of Ohio you're stuck here

release him, daddy :c

@AKAlexei DA COMRADE OF KGB

Da comrade coyote

*breaks through brick wall* Ohhh yEaaaah

The ride never ends

*soviet march music intensifies*

I thought I was coming into a fuckin boogaloo patriot server

Wall stays unbroken since the Irishman is passed out

It’s just full of fuckin commies

Its a joke my dude

My love butcher hooks is here

someone masturbates to Tarantino films

Send beard pics

....y'all dont?

Wait who you calling a commie

I legit had to cut my beard for work

I fucking LOATHE that

where at bro ?

It wasn’t fitting it a rebreather/respirator

eeeh

^ hence why I keep my shit trimmed

Kinky

They let me have it, I just did it because the chemical fumes were seeping into the mask

By most of y'alls standards I'm really far left, but when it comes to the subject of guns, I make Ayn Rand look like a fucking communist

I miss my mountain man beard and hair. Grew my shit out for years

@AKAlexei nah you're just a slavaboo

Machine guns and anti tank weapons in vending machines for pennies

Is this the part where I rape commies with my she dick

Yes

Hahahaha I love when wise anon comes out the shadows.

Like in my mind

@Thomatorr, King of Ohio that’s what I had but it’s gone now

I picture him deep in a corner and all dramatic

There you happy XD

Gey

The trap is plsed

Holy fuck you look so fucking familair

I think we've done drugs before

Lmfao

Dont worry merv

Merc

You're still daddi

Oh hey,dont take mushrooms and have a fever. Just trust me

Mfw I see beards

No

"Any of you sum bitches calls me daddy, ill kill ya"

I cant grow mine out too much or i look like osama bin laden

do it

Kill dis dicc daddi

My mom told me that and i was just surprised she knew who that was

Ready to slot floppies

@@Thomatorr, King of Ohio Never tried Mushrooms done THC oil and weed before can't really do that here in Uni though mainly on vacation

Friendly reminder Osama was a peace marcher before he was a Terrorist

You do look like a towel head

Lmfao

wasnt he a Cold war op dude that went by Tim Osman ?

I wish i looked anything except indian

Lol

Send bobs

Bitch lasagna.

Bob and vegene

Open Bob's

I dont get along with indians much

Show me flower

https://soundcloud.com/kmlkmljkl/lasaga-pony

Indian teachers always berate me

Yeet

jesus christ

@Hellhound6 theme song

I got bored in Modern Africa class got kicked out for it too XD

oh shit another artist ?

Yeeeee

Modern africa?

Since when

Since an African dude is teaching XD

What about a theme song

Nvm Lol

its your "daddy" song

ur welcome m8

No

Noooo

Here Merc lol

So I love alice in wonderland specially how they rolled out madness returns n shit

Had no idea XD just something I drew this past weekend

Oooo

Anyone like to fight ?

Daddi merc

Details

Man, I might sound like a fuckin idiot but being punched in the fucking mouth is better than coffee

I love the adrenaline and sport of combat and I was wondering whomstve else does

End of the laneway

Dont come up the property

My father broke my nose when I was 18 I just laughed it off till he popped it back straight

@TheButcherHooks I dig it

no d-gens allowed up the driveway

Oh man my stepdad dropped the N word at my siblings who are mixed. I had fucking tried to cut his throat with a pop can

Fucking degenes from up country

Ayooo

someone say degen?!

*lurks more - dwai*

No

You're spare parts. Bud

Only wholesomeness and missionary here

Wholesome traps

Wait

Missionary sucks

Yeah missionary is fucking awful

y'all gey

The worst

Yeah, anyways missionary sucks

you get to look in their eyes n shit

Go full wizard and never experience any physical pleasure and focus on expanding your mind

The purpose of life is to struggle as hard as you can for what you believe in, and enjoy the struggle.- George Lincoln Rockwell

Theres way better ways to do that

Look them in the eyes as you choke them halfway between life and death as their eyes roll back into their head with each thrust

y'all get it c:

What devlar said

Tbh i kinda didnt want to have sex my first time but its like my choices were either do it or not do it and be called gay

And i aint gonn be called gay

So i started suckin the fat cock

LMFAO

Dont feel bad man that kind shit happened to me to, but she ended up a big fucking whore in the end

Look them in the eyes while you’re cradling her legs over your shoulders and pulling her in close while you let gravity do half the fuckin for ya

Lmaooo

Im jk but yea man dont date preachers daughters

I think I'm classified as a whore

They are freaky af

Noice

I just like sex and its okay

Same

This was some fat cunt from SC,I was a whole fucking White knight back then and gave her the ring my dad gave me moms, she gave me rings her ex dude got her and didnt tell me 😐

Apparently I'm a teddy bear to my ex's since they only seemed to come over during the winter for anything sexual and then won't leave my bed because I'm warm apparently

Damn

I used to be a big white knight too

Then one day i was like

Lmfao

Yo fuck these bitches man

Big feels

Big oof

White knight shit is stupid

I had a dude propose to me

Idk its fucked

cuddling is gey

And he got the ring a size too small

>:(

Im still a romantic goof deep down tho i cant help it 😍

Just be polite you ain't gotta be a retard about it

Trap it wasnt for your finger it was for his cock

Same @Devlar, hard same

I think it was when this other whore Kayla told me she was taking 2-4 guys home from the bar to fuck while I waited for a decent relationship to develop because I wanted to curate a good relationship

that I quit that white knight shit

where do you find these women

XD Devlar that is on point

Ohio

WTF

LOL

Tbh guys i found my next gf on an anime mmorpg lol

Ohio tramps

She seems cool and chill

But im also a big retard so i might get played again

Shit happens

If I'm having sex with someone its only them

I'll cut them off before I move onto another dick

I cant have sex with someone unless i actually like them

I never white knighted as I think if a dumb bitch does dumb bitch shit she deserves what she gets

All the women nearby here just care about money or like 9+ inches and if you’re not one you have to have the other.

I tried tinder and stuff but i couldnt bring myself to do it

Hold on

I was just naive as a fucking new born bird and didnt recognize big HOE signals

I don't understand how girls can take big dicks

Omfg

I will flirt hard tho but i wont do anythin unless i have actual feelings

Neither do I

It blows my mind

lube niggas

Like does your vag get bigger

It does

coconut oil

How does this work

No

That's width

It actually does expand

Some girls like when you push into the baby chamber

The location of the cervix changes

When you get aroused

I'm talking length

Depending on arousal

dude if I had a vag I'd be like a fucking legend of zelda game, so much shit up there

And also can change throughout the month

swords,boomerangs,explosives

Damn

So technically can fit more

Wait

Hold on

I'd dub myself "The Switchblade Snatch"

Them bitches are too loose anyway aka bar stool joke

But i dont see a 9 inch dude bein able to ever go balls deep so rip him

Some girls like you fucking their cervix ?

@Thomatorr, King of Ohio you’d be the queen of CC with that goblin cave packed with shit

Possibly

Not to be gross

When mine barely gets hit I get sorry.

I hear it hurts but i imagine some girls dont care

Sore

What the fuck did I just walk into

Yeah shits painful af

I'm going to shoot

So science wise

Literally all of you

Dude I have smol pp n still get laid

Impale me daddi vlad

A lovely conversation about relationships and sex

I dont understand how girls can take 10 inch cocks

With frozen paintballs

Where does it go?!

Theres no way you can fit all that in

@Hellhound6 dont worry Daddy we still love you

No fucking way

Vlad I will end you sir

Tiny pp

Just remember the way of the Romans:
Women are thots and meant for breeding, jus fuck ya homies when ya wanna fuck

Smol pp gang who up 🤙

Like

Jeezus I had one grave dug do I need more?

A good 5-6 inches is just right

Just put me in a mass grave im nobody special

vaginas expand inwards

So average

Yeee told you

Cervix location changes

Hold the front door

You can literally feel the difference