Big brained n shit

Typing with nails is hard

And I wanna yeet this phone half the time.

I wanna yeet my life into another dimension so I feel you

@AKAlexei no

We did in 2012 bruh

NY 2013 winning Color guard. I'm in front of the Stars and Stripes

@tacticaltrap 2012 and 2016 were fuckin' nightmare years

Oh jah

On*

@thedarkness05 My congratulations and respect

Color Guard is hard work

I mostly was involved in SAR and Aerospace Education

Took part in Operation Falcon Virgo

Congrats

@thedarkness05 big nigga in the back?

you know it

Alabama Waffle House be like

I love my home town

LMFAO

That is so Alabama

Dude was so drunk

I didnt know Waffle house has drive thru

These the closest I got for cool photos

Dude homie wanted a drive thru

What's the issue

Me praising the heavens for my pedo kill during the igloo

Me and my buddy were hanging in the parking lot at 4 in the morning

I did SAR too. Ground team, but I did take aerial photos when Sandy hit up here

Oh damn son, I was put on standby for Sandy

Aerial searching is crazy

And as soon as I left he was like this nibba just drive through our building

The whole fist thing messes me up

It was not fun. Well it was fun for me, rolled with some NG bois in their Humvees

@tacticaltrap I think getting fisted will mess anyone up

Lmfao

Y’all interested I need to get rid of this

Anyone know what I mean by the fist thing

Neg

I'm good fam, not a fan of ACU pattern

Shit don't work

Me either

In the Rockies it might

Take it to a surplus store and donate it

Sell it to an airsofter

It’s decently effective to mountains

Yea I should

Sell that to some Ukrainian lol

LMFAO

U wanna help me out

Back in the day they thought acu's were high speed

Yeah it helps at places like the gorge

Omg what was the Ukrainians fuckin' obsession with that shit?

But I'm not fast enough at it

I like the Ukrainian version of ACU

@AKAlexei bruh I don't even know

In tan and blue

Explain

Shit was whack

They rocked sneakers too

National guard winter uniform

@Hellhound6 Maybe it's sort of like how a lot of westerners who like slavshit love their gear; to them it's like "tovarisch, that is shit, we would know" and to us it's like "but this shit is awesome"

Basically lop

Dude I miss freaking them out by wearing my socks up to my thighs while wearing silkies lol

Tbh

I miss that god foresaken country in general xD

I'm not a fan of camo

Oh?

But

This might come off racist.

Totenkopf is an actual fascist, you're fine

Cause hood rats around here try to wear it hella

I mean camo isn't for fashion its for hidin

Exactly !

Like if I'm wearing day to day tactical stuff

I thought it was fashionable in high school

I've never seen camo

Nigga what?

I keep it plain with cute stuff from Columbia and north face

Not full on goon gear

@VI/K/INGinnaTRENCH/K/OAT I hate you

Good one

OMG

I hate me too

It took me a fuckin' minute and I hate you too xD

Lmfao

Lmfao I ignored it

John cena

I wear some Forgien camo as a conversation starter

Like Russian British and German

Bitches here wear the pink camo shit

I love how they all rock multicam now

I love rocking my dpm

I like floral

Honestly I miss my desert shit

Damn fuckbois buyin all the crye so they can *comfortably suck that dick*

I usually like wearing my old 90s era Marine Corps BDU blouse over a shirt and some jeans. I end up lookin' like a 'nam vet who didn't quite come back fully

M44 dot is my fave

I got some vsr I love

Bdu/dcu/choco/multicam

M44 dot? send pics

Brushstroke is bae

I also have Brushstroke

Desert marpat is the shit

Lmaooooo

^ see this fuckboi gets the silkies trend

You look like a damn test tube arian ken

@AKAlexei

I do need more Mollie attachments

I dont have alottz molle strappin

Cause I like having my stuff super separated

Tactical approach

Alternatively

Ooof

@One Shot Paddy You got quite the collection

Nice top

I do it needs a little downsizing

That orange tip though

Thanks

^

Waffen ss Oakleaf

It’s ok

AtTheFront makes kinda trash German gear

SMW is where it’s at

Or Panther store

I wouldnt buy from them

@Foxhound

Aight, but what about?

What

See

Gucci

Who mentioned me and what for

I'd unironically wear thay

I was saying don’t buy from them

The website

Oh I wasn't shopping

Oh I was just saying

Was finding example of m44 for Alexei

@thedarkness05 I am honestly gonna wear the fuck out of that tactical track suit for the luau

Same

Does it come in autumn?

I'll be the skimask wearing slav nibba driving around in an armored escalade tossing gear to boojahideen

BLASTING hardbass

Same here. I want like 8 pairs while I blast hardbass and squat on the fools who didnt prepare

Apparently the camo pat says SS palm and atacs FG works best in Alabama

I just intend on wearing black or green tbh. My entire plan is to stay as far from other people until I link up with other GØØNS or just fuck off on my own

Go to day to day look

Being a gray man won t work in a situation like that

It'll make you a target

^

So

Maybe while moving through urban areas at the start. Then move to flexing in everyone with tricked out boog gear and hawiians

My boogaloo song will be a fucing harry styles song

Cause given the context the lyrics are spot on and funny

I have ATACS

When they be using Ukrainian cyborg camo

Sign of the times

Cop killer john Maher

The fuck is NY according to that map

Y’all use any pre workouts or keratin

Nice

I drink bangs before work outs

Ngl

Honestly my plan revolves around ambushes/guerilla strikes. Take what I need and dissapear or never be seen when it kicks off.

That’s not working for you

That's it. That's the whole plan.

Caffeine and sugars stunts growth

Die nameless, die free

Honestly though

I mean I’m hooked on kickstarts tho so...

I'm prob going bunker down

>be me
>be slavaboo, tactical tracksuit/ski mask wearing fuck
>driving around during the boog in my armored escalade blasting hardbass
>girls in the backseat partying because who doesn't love to party
>they are also /k/ommandos
>roll up on my boogaloo bois in their hawaiian shirts, ar500 plate carriers, and illegal baofeng radios
>they start hootin' and hollerin cuz they know when койот is in town, it's fresh gear, ammo, beer, magazines, and porn time
>Start handing out gear
>loyalistfag tries to take a shot at me
>He hits me, but just barely
>I get back up and drop his ass with my tokarev
>Take out bottle of authentic, illegally smuggled russian vodka (The shit they don't import to the US)
>fuck that bitch, this is RUSSIA!!!

Wait for everything to calm down

Then do my supplies raid and take guns of the fallen

I heard embrace the suck is a good pre. Havent had time to hit the gym and try it. Only have time to run and do bodyweight exercises at work

REIGN is my drug of choice

I'm going to link up with tho Ohio Bois and just have a longass camp in the woods

But then, I've been sick as a dog lately and can't do much

Hobbit

Where you from

@Bodark Actual that's more or less a good idea

The fact that none of y'all acknowledged my green text story hurts bruh

Cyka Blyat

@AKAlexei I get a pass cause I'm sick as fuck

Personally I just wanna wave the flag screaming "WOLVERINES" while half naked

Konot

White claws or nah

And dank pens

The claw is the law for a boogaloo boi or gurl, but for us slavaboos, it's all about that vodka

It keeps the radiation sickness away

^

And it's good for drinking while squatting and listening to hardbass while doing the big business

Cures trench foot too

^

Russian Standard all the way. Makes my mules extra slavic

I'm just gonna sit in a tree with my 74 and look for drones

@thedarkness05 bless you

I’m out guys

And then radio them in so I can keep detailed tracking logs of where they sre

*stalker music intensifies*

Gnight

And then I'm going to go back to my woods camp and tell everyone where the drones are going

Bruh I gotta keep my heritage alive. Because of the commies I'm stripped of a royal title

Irish hype beast

I don't want to sound gay, but the small timw I've been here, I've come to the conclusion that this group will probably keep me safe from myself until at least the big moo

False

Feds be lurking

We'll definitely talk you out of committing suicide if that's what you're trying to ask

No

Grab the snuke set off the big igloo

Wooooo edgy

Hahaha

(Duh)

I know it was ironic

I’m the bad guy

Are you a make yo momma sad type?

Make yo girlfriend mad type?

Might seduce your dad type?

@VI/K/INGinnaTRENCH/K/OAT don't worry about sounding gay we already know you are gay

Low key wanna find some 80s atf gear

Oh thank gof

@VI/K/INGinnaTRENCH/K/OAT ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US

FUCKING HOMO THO

@VI/K/INGinnaTRENCH/K/OAT Hell, I'm bi and like dressing like a chick as a kink, if they can welcome my ass here, they'll welcome you too

What a god tier place to be

All I have is this

Reals Goons dont discriminate

I'm straighter than a level in a machine shop

But I don't care where you stick your dick

Me too bud

Out of curiosity, now that I've got a little booze in me, who would honestly be interested in seeing a DECENT pic of me as a trap?

Will probably still call people faggots tho

But the homies get the homo

Nope not hobbit

Most definitely will call people fags but it's out of love

You do you but that ain't my thing

Not me

I’m straight as a board