it also takes me like 30 minutes

I'm English, German and a mix of slavic and nordic European, and Australian but not local, like prison colonies Australian

aborigenes

they kinda scary

Because being a goon runs in the family

Russian, Polish, and English over here

German attire

We have some of there war clubs and boomerang s

what the

you really are a trap

Yes I'm a fucking trap

Big ole dick

i will post my trap picture too

Lmao

Funny enough, Im the only one with brown eyes

Irish, Scottish, Nordic, possibly some slav because a lot of people have said I have slavic features, and possibly some Germanic

And my mother

Also whoever mentioned being Aryan. Being Aryan and being *GERMAN* are very different. Do not disrespect the blood line as such.

Bavarian * and German are different too

I'll go full goonsquad trap on all y'all

I am unashamed

I have light blue eyes so gg I guess

Also fun fact

Poland was originally part of the Kaiserreich, and thus I count it as part of the Germanic State.

I use to work at hofbrauhaus

Funny enough, my mother is southern italian, so she's tanned and dark haired. Im almost bleached

@Foxhound *Poland disliked that*

They don't get to complain.

Try telling a Polack that and see what happens xD that nation is the definition of fuck around and find out

Im mexican but hopefully yall accept me aside from that disability

10/10 @Devlar

And my beard is funny. Mix between brown and red hair

Fuck around and find out?

let me compete for trap title

Nibba they fought along side the Germans when the reds came

Btw this was when I weighed about 325lbs Im now at 265

@Foxhound dude, the Polish people fucking hate Nazis and Communists as though they're one in the same because they were occupied by both. They legit give zero fucks and have some of the most nationalist ideologies ever

Wait I was in the middle of threatening to impale pedos

Nice tartan

Mmmf beard

Outlander daddi in the house

Royal Stuart?

@tacticaltrap you're an outlander fan?!

Anyone else get really munchy when theyre sick?

Yesssss

@tacticaltrap same!!!

My mom got me reading it back in 6th grade

Fuckin' amazing book series and the show is 10/10

The show has lived up to the books

What have I walked into

Best scifi wrote tbh

I should buy a county tartan when I get ze bucks

Can't grow a beard because navy is big gay

@tacticaltrap you keep up with the seasons or do you stream em when they're released? My mother legit subscribed to Starz just to watch the show xD

@Trash Squid I feel that bro *cries in Marine Corps

Oh god no Fat Albert don't add me to the Chicago homicide raye

I got stars and watch them as they come out

Kek welcome to the clown circus

If people like war shit

They dont realize Outlander is the show for that

It really fuckin is

Like damn that show is brutal

@AKAlexei lol why are you complaining? You can grow a beard only if your spec ops and such

Even aside for the sappy claire stuff

The rape scenes make me gag to this day

Or if you're in the Kriegsmarine and you're a submarine sailor

@Sir Harndes yeah but while I'm a GI, my face has to be smoother than a baby's ass

i cant wait till i get out the air force so i can grow a beard

British navy let's you keep your beard if you can grow it in a month

Know what I want?

What the heck is GI?

General Infantry

Oh

Marines?

Yeah

I want my kids to be able go to show and tell and hold up the bat I used to beat tf outta pedos

Noice

i just started liftin recently, always been a skinny guy, i THINK ive seen some gains but its only been a month

"My dad killed 17 pedos during the Igloo

@Foxhound we all do

its expensive to be eating a shit ton of protein

Me too

And omg your name changes

Tbh dry freeze meals

I'll teach my kids how to do husbandry and sort

I love rural life

Tbh

Umm I broke my game

I wanna start teaching my boys Busch crafting

He has become hay

Depends on when the igloo kicks off but I might just ride into the city and go Mad Max

I think they're getting old enough. 10 and 7?

I want my kids to go to show and tell with the ear necklace I made out of the ears of all the animal abusers I get my hands on during the grand fiesta

@tacticaltrap

Wot

First time I for taught some bushcraft I was 8

@tacticaltrap I don't have kids. Im 19 lol

But I'll surely have

Yee I was going get them into scouts

My uncle took me "Tracking" a wounded animal/person

Theres too many pedos in scouts

But that price take is expensive

Tag

So I'm a certfied man tracker

I was in scouts

Am an eagle

@tacticaltrap count your blessings and love those little ones with all your heart... you don't know how precious they are until they're gone...

I was taught when I was 5 guess ex Army Ranger Pathfinder like to start early

Oh I do<3 they my bois

I'm old and have too many littles

And on that note... time for a vodka

Scouts is lit af if you get the right troop

I'll have many kids

I hate religion but theres religious versions of scouts

I want twins, like my mother did

I still volunteer with local troops to teach wilderness survival etc

He said he jumped out of perfectly good aircraft to sweat his balls off in Kuwait and to almost get them shot off in Somalia

And I've debated doing that because these kids I've met in these groups go on the be pilots and badasses

Scouts is actually open to more than christianity now

Patriot I teach hug a tree at schools. Honestly my favorite class

They have pagan based awards now

Noice

Ttyl have class at 7 woops XD

I looooove this shit it's my genre

And night

Wish I had the opportunity to do such things

I love walking

I'm currently studying (fema courses not college stuff ) to become a rescue diver

Scouts were gay I do my own shi

I gotta wake up at 5 but the military trained me to run on 3 hours of sleep and unhealthy amounts of caffeine

Sir handle look into local SAR teams they always take on members

Wish I had time

@tacticaltrap Harn doesn't live stateside atm

Taught myself most of that stuff besides SAR from CAP and hunting whitetail deer

I really dont

@One Shot Paddy you had a bad troop

Yea I didn’t like it

And I live in a pretty shitty place to do those kind of things

I’m from backwoods Alabama

@One Shot Paddy Un-fuckin-real, a fellow CAP boi

Yes sir

What was your wing you fuck

Mine was lit me and all my buds joined at once and my and my buds adds ran it

AL119

Shit was lit af

Cap?

Where do you live ?

DC053

Alabama

Virginia

Noice we were the biggest in the state

My messages lagged

My dad's eagle aswell though

@tacticaltrap Brazil. Im dual national

VA for me aswell

But coming back to US as soon as I get thr money

I’m in woodland

Nice

CAP: Civil Air Patrol, also known as the Air Force's best kept secret. Originally created a military auxiliary six days before Pearl Harbor was attacked and was made responsible for piloting planes up and down the east coast lookin for Kraut U-boats. We sank two of em.

@tacticaltrap

I did see cadets aswell

It's now a cadet program that does SAR and otehr shit

*other

The girl behind me to the right died in a plane crash in June

I heard about that

I'm sorry to hear

That's cool asf

Wanna hear something dumb

@tacticaltrap Yeah, it's alright

Yea me and her was good friends

I got out just around when they were phasing in the ABUs for the 39-1 regs

@One Shot Paddy sorry about it

Kentucky doesnt recognize any military experience. So we have this guy from pararescue

i was in ROTC but i dropped out of college recently

gonna enlist instead

@One Shot Paddy My deepest condolences, I'm so sorry for your loss

Sea cadets be lit as hell to our unit hosted hand to hand combat summer course

Thank you it was a rough way to go

Who obviously knows about ropes more than any of us but we legally cant send him over the ledge with out him retaking the classes through us

Well

Speaking about it

Brings death close to life

At least I'm good at hand to hand combat

Death is part of life fam

Im not 100% useless lol

I'm good at ghetto fighting

I’m a good fighter just cause fb

And yee I see alot of bodies SAR desensitized me to death

Its always close

Just a good ole boy

Ight imma get to sleep so i can go out and fist fight this hurricane tomorrow

Yeee

Night Squid

Always been a small guy, and I had to fight bigger and stronger men. Got used to it and it made me tough at least

Be safe and stay hydrated

It strengthen stay safe bud

Night bb's

I'm gonna sit here and talk shit while I drown my issues and traumas in a bottle of Russian Standard

Who wants to join me

Going to sleep too

Ima smoke this thing that supposedly kills people

While laying in the bath tub

Hawt

I’m ab to go to sleep I got practice and school tomorrow morning

I dissapear for 30mins and miss all the CAP talk? This is bull

Will do a blood test tomorrow

@thedarkness05 You're a CAP boi too?

You know it

The gangs all here

What's your wing?

And going to Thai too

I feel left out >:(

NY, Squadron 117, Francis S Gabreski

I dropped outta cap a while back cause personal reasons and I got in some trouble

@thedarkness05 Fairfax Composite, DC053, National Capitol Wing

Nighty night y'all

Night Harn

Don't let the feds bite you

Nice

*for legal reasons, this is a joke*

Front left

*Looks at Tokarev I sleep with* I think I'll be fine

Middle front left in woodland

Ima be honest I miss my CAP days

>how we fancy text

Put * before and after your text

So * Hello I am a trap * but without the spaces

What’s going on

Teaching @tacticaltrap how to type text in an indent

Fuck not indent

Oh

Fuckin Italics

I get it

I'm new to discord

So bare with me

*fancy

Reee

Ooof

*ree*

Put an * before and after your text

*fancy*

Ya got it

There