I like pot because I don’t get a hangover. However I don’t smoke it because job

I just feel like it dulls the senses

Other than that, I dont have an issue with it

To me it’s no different from sitting down and having 3 good glasses of whiskey after a long week.

It does but is helps with stress

Everything in moderation

Except guns and ammo

Hey guys I need advice

Don't lick the stripper's ass

What's up?

I got PT with my Marine recruit unit again today, but I pushed myself WAAAY to hard on Tuesday and my thighs are hard as concrete. It's painful to even try to walk, and getting up or trying to sit down is really difficult. Idk what to do. I don't want to disappoint my recruiters or the poolees who I am the squad leader for, but I'm in some serious pain

Well an injury before shipping is more of a problem

I don't think it's on that level, and even if it were I don't ship until December 9th

I'm just really, really, REALLY fucking sore

I'm just not sure of how to get my muscles to relax quickly enough so that way I can at least go to PT and pace myself

Then suck it up and run pt, if you fall out you fall out

Well, what advice do you have for at least getting my muscles to chill out enough so I can pace myself at least where I won't be a total God damn drag?

Cuz I sat down on my couch, and it actually felt like my entire thighs from glute to just above the knee turned into solid concrete from flexing just to do that

Try warm Bath

It helps me when i overdo myself

I'll give it a shot

Any other ideas I could try along with that?

Eat fruit like bananas and shit

Oh shit, potassium! I forgot about that

I'll see if I've got any

Thanks

Warm bath. Icy hot. Motrin. Water

Last thing

And try massages

Lots of fucking Motrin and water. Change your socks

Ah yes, the cure all

What you need to do is squat over a fire and loosen up that sand in the vagina

Now you know the cure for literally everything

Not too hot though or it will turn to glass

Thank

@thatgoonsteve42 you forgot foot powder

Foot powder is a crutch. As is mole skin

Lmao

The only blister I ever got in the army was in OSUT because I used foot powder and the dress sock liner method

Hundreds of ruck marches through the years. One fucking blister.

Only issue I ever got was a case of trench foot, one fucking time

That's all it took too

Yep. I was all about changing socks whenever I could.

I went from changing once a day to 3 to 4 times if possible

Like I’d be rucking with my guys and they’d be all like SGT C why do you have all these socks?

Watch and learn kids. I’m an average runner but I’ll smoke everyone on a ruck

*puts finger on temple* cant get a foot injury if you don't have any feet left

Lol

The first time they didn’t buy into the change your socks every 3-4 miles thing until we finished their first ruckmarch

They’re all laying there, deader than shit feet hurting, medic is coming around checking everyone. I’m still up, bouncing around. It’s all about the socks

Wait 3-4 it Will be something like 2 km

5 kilometers is 3 miles

Wait don't fucking leave them

Lol no one gets left behind brother

And i Will try socks thing when rain stops

Either they fall out in training and they hop a ride on a bus that drives behind us, or irl we pick the guy up, split his equipment up and keep going

Sounds like fun

*misses my ammo bitch*

It’s not that bad. It’s only shitty when you have some dick head BC out there with you and you can’t roll your sleeves

What's BC?

Battalion commander

Ha

Hahahhaha

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

dumbest shit ever when they tried to tell marines they couldnt roll sleeves for a bit

Lol

I wish I could have seen the aftermath lol

Everyone that is smart gets out.

Hit me up with some music i need some new shit

Do you have Spotify?

Yea i do

Loooool

Me irl

Bet he ended up as a cook lmao

Or admin

What’s the shittiest job in the USMC? That’s the one he fucking got.

WATERDOG OORAH

lmao

The POGest of the POG

But that MOS spectrum got a movie out of it. And a pretty realistic one at that.

In the Army Now might have Pauly Shore in it as a water treatment specialist but damn if that isn’t the most accurate portrayal of army life I’ve ever seen.

Such an underrated movie too

All these movies got all this running and gunning. They were going for a fucking stoner comedy and turned it into a documentary

They need a movie where two dudes stand post for a fucking day to be accurate

Lol or staff duty. Waiting for the next day’s SD to show up

^^^

Thor decided to grant me some respite; a storm brewed up and PT is cancelled... and my power went out

Oh wait, its back

How your legs are doing my man?

nice

Or, hear me out, he was telling you to train in the rain

I wanna slay some demons/aliens

Same brother

Same go doom slayer

When the LT asks me to go get the AT4 outta the stryker

Lmao

https://youtu.be/xf3ZhovZ2So

African K E B A B Safari 2: Electric Boogaloo

That just made me sad

ALEXA PLAY DESPOSITO

After watching that video I just sent y'all, I kind of hope I get to boogaloo in Africa

I've actually always wanted to go there

Live out some... Rhodesian fantasies

Mug Rhodesia

I’m with you there lol

Eh, who knows, maybe I'll get a chance to

Shit i need to get drunk

Why should i do?

Uhhhh drink

That usually is the most effective way

I mean you could butt chug

Bypass that liver

Save that for the codeine

@AKAlexei africa sucks a big floppy donkey cock

Could be worse... could be S. Korea

Thats when you know you fucked uo

But At least you can get laid

I made IT2

E-5

Nice

Congrats brother

Thanks man

I'm proud of you my man

Good shit

Thanks boys appreciate it

@Trash Squid now beat your face in celebration

Lol

Want to sitting in this Norfolk traffic

Gross

Lol

Get out and start doing push upa

Confuse em

Lol

Naked man screens while doing push-ups on tractor trailer, more at 9

Lmao

Well

Well lads

Tonight was interesting

Go on

I get the feeling that the next nine months for me are going to a LOT of fun

Because last night? Pretty fuckin great

@AKAlexei

Lmfao, oh boy that morning is gonna be one helluva time

I literally started re-evaluating my life decisions

What happened?

I wonder if I will feel the same. Everyone always says that, but tbh I don't know if I will because for me, this isn't really much of a decision so much as it is a situation where if I don't, then I can kiss my academic and financial future goodbye

@DAnteForneus nothing happened. It was just my first reaction to the situation lol

Also, its just more of a shock to the system

@thatgoonsteve42 lmfao

i've done shit like this to friends that have enlisted

I think I still have pics of when I sent something similar to a friend who enlisted artillery

Got his entire company smoked

Lol

If I could do it all over again I’d choose infantry

However at the rate y’all misspell words it would drive me up a walk

Wall

Odin's fucking beard that's just cruel lmfao

Hello all, I'm new here

Guten abend

My German ain't all that great friend.

He said good afternoon, if my Deutsche is correct

Afternoon/ evening

I saw the umlaut and rolled the dice

Evening here, a humid one at that

East coast?

Yessir

Man all y’all are on the east

Hey man I dont like the east lol. Fucking commie empire up here

Lol must be the northeast

Affirmative. Sadly.

I feel your pain. I’m in Washington state

OOF You really do feel my pain then

Lol of yes

Oh *

I’m not even in the nice part. I’m west of the cascades

Ah. I'm in a stretch we call Meth Alley so.

Lol on a scale of 1-10 how restrictive are your gun laws?

9.87

For reference Alaska is a 5

I'll answer that in 1 sentence

SAFE act.

Oh god

I’m sorry man

Yeah fam. It blows.

I have a friend up there that got arrested for unloaded magazines

South is still relatively ok

For now

Relatively being the key word

NC still had those Jim Crow gun laws

I will say this about Washington, their concealed carry permit process is a lot easier and cheaper than NC

Only cost me 50 bucks and didn’t have to take a course

Wish we had it that easy here in VA

But it is open carry

But I hope open carry

Hate*

8

If you’re not a fudd you hate open carry

Well, at least where I'm from is an 8

Forgive me but what is fudd?

Maryland is shit

Georgia is pretty alright here I'd say a 2 or 3

Alaska is a 5

Alaska is the freest state

Because all gun laws are infringements 😂🤣

But for real, GA is good. MD is fucking California levels of dumb shit

See this is when you just buy an abandoned city lol

Or 5

Carve out a little empire

Refound Rome maybe.

>Maryland is fucking California levels of dumb shit

I mean...

KYLE

Js

I'd rather burn Rome to the ground with my ancestors

^^

Same

Same

Sooo degenerates like us belong on a cross?

I said no such thing

Though Fallout NV is arguably the best of the series. I just happen to like Rome, my goal is to be a history teacher

Fair lol

Bois cheers

You should have been squating behind the bottles

Prost! I’m about to get myself drunk too

I made a vodka water melon

Managed to have memorial day off, I'm shocked

Nice. I have to work a couple hours Monday night

Could be worse right?

True. At least I’m off tonight and tomorrow

I don't mind that bit

Yeah. I really don’t mind work either 95% of the time

Ironically the only days I actually want to be at work are family holidays

Lol I get that. I don’t have any family around here to spend holidays with. Ex wife and kids live in NC, dad and brothers live in NC, mom lives in Alabama and my wife lives in Arizona. I’m just kinda up here with my dog and that’s it

Well I moved to where I'm at to be around my family and I kinda regret lol

I just like the ability to dip out whenever

I'm trying to share a fucken 40k image but if keeps failing. Cell reception here is shit 😤😤😤

Rrriiippp

Just fucking moved here too.

I'm praying I can get decent wifi installed... praying hard. This town is fucking tiny brother. Blink and you've missed it.

Not even a decent bar