;(

*make-a me sad, 4 u, bread*

the chicken sounds good

Also, for fuck's sake, don't have a bachelor refrigerator, fill your fridge up with decent lards, vegetables and meats to actually cook yourself decent stuff.

lately I've been into slow cooking pork and so on.. like 8hr cooks in crockpot

That goes for any lonely man here.

Mm that chicken would be good with mashed potatoes I might try that. Crock pot pork is really yummy too, I love making pulled pork

How do you guys make mashed potatoes?

duck fat is the king lard.. I make whole chickens with duck fat on it

duck fat in mashed potatoes = nuts

I want to get some duck fat, seems expensive as hell tho.

Is it?

you can get it for like 6$ a 'jar'

I've seen it for way more though

Oh so like ghee?

Also, I cna't emphasize this enough, SAVE YOUR BACON DRIPPINGS.

It makes a wonderful egg grease.

sorta.. it's more like chicken fat but much richer

yeah when I make chickens I use the fat to make rice in rice cooker.. I add fat to the water and rice

Now I'm going to give you guys a badass mashed potato recipe, because my mother's mashed potatoes ahve essentially ruined all other mashed potatoes because I love them so much.

It's a lot of eyeballing

but

it goes, cutting peeled potatoes into manageable chunks,

boiling those chunks

(until soft)

drain the water in the sink

use a strainer,

then, put the potatoes back in the now empty boiling pot,

add a sufficient amount of butter

begin to mash lightly

then add a sufficient amount of milk.

Begin to mash them vigorously until either whipped or into a paste.

Also,

after you finish boiling the chunks I forgot to say you need to add salt and pepper.

I like to make my potatoes a little extra peppery, lol. Thats pretty much how I make mine too, but I use the hand mixer after mashing to get them a little fluffier

yeah that's how I do my mash mostly.. I've experimented with other spices also.. and duck fat instead of butter

also I like mashed potatoes with skins still in it

*Use bacon grease in your eggs*

I like mashed new potatoes.

Good shit if you know what you're doing.

I've also used like those fancy colored potatoes like the purple ones

or mixing half sweet potato with normal

or partial turnip.. or carrot

YEah

New Potatoes

sweet potato is my fav

the purple and yellowish ones.

My favorite are yukon gold potatoes

You got russets

golden

new

half sweet potato, half normal, with duck fat is to die for

Family got a bag of yukon gold recently

they were all blightly as hell, ruined my experience.

We usually use russets.

yeah I made a shephard pie with purple ones and my friend was freaked out I remember but it tasted amazing

Yukon gold potatoes make the best baked potatoes cause the skin is so tender

Its what I like, anyways, I'm not a fan of the tough skins

also if you ever bake a chicken put potatoes in the same dish you cook the chicken with

I'm gonna' get some shit for this, but I don't care for shepherd's pie.

Not a fan of shepard's pie either

I've never had shepherd's pie before

I love it, but it's best with lamb or veal not standard ground beef like a lot of people make it with

isn't the beef one called cottage pie? I dunno

well proper shephard is supposed to be lamb but there's a lot of varieties

best is with layer of cream corn on top of the meat

Anyone like fried chicken livers?

*prolly a long shot*

Gee I've never even seen chicken livers, let alone fried it

I've never fried em' myself

I've heard they're pretty good, never tried them

pick em' up from chciken express

but I'll be damned if they don't taste amazing ona dinner roll.

Rich as hell though

gotta' be careful.

haven't tried it but I like pate and foie gras which is made from it

well goie is goose

that's been force fed

banned in some places

I've had horse also (bad french family influence)

I've never trusted the French man's food...

Horse is a minor pagan influence

but

as far as health is concerned

it is 100% normal for consumption.

The taboo surrounding it is the same taboo that surrounds pagan rite.

horse is fine, the problem is it has very little fat

From the little exposure I've had to it, french food is pretty good

so it's hard to cook

Part of me would be sad eating horse

cows and chickens and pigs are cute too

I know, but it's this weird thing with horses

It'd be like eating dog or cat

horses are grazing animals

they are meant to be eaten

we eat most other grazing animals

I have a ahrder time killing mammals than I do poultry.

I mean, it's more reasonable with horses since they're killed for other reasons anyways

Chickens got that dead look in their eye.

Like a dumbass robot.

might as well cook them

Horses kind of scare me actually, I don't find them cute

I've never ridden one, but there I've always admired them

I like horses, fun to ride em, some of my family have some.. but they are also protein

Like fish, I've zero problem gutting and scaling a fish.

Or skinning them, in the case of some bottom feeders.

rabbit I have a hard time with

I'm kind of small so standing next to them, they're usually a lot bigger than me. I'm scared they're gonna trample me lol

Horses can be docile animals so long as you know what you're doing with one.

I can see that being scary

I've seen someone get thrown off by one before it's scary

^ Yep, me too

At a jockey competition I saw this girl got thrown off after a jump and it scared me bad

Anyone ever been to the horse races?

but riding a horse is amazing, you begin to understand the feeling of animal husbandry.. and you understand the history of how we used horses as war animals

wow

*I'm not a gambling man but it's fun as hell betting on them.*

me it was when we were doing a trail ride

I've never seen a race, but I've seen like the cowboy shows where they do tricks and stuff

one of the horses got spooked and stumbled...

Dixie Stampede? If you like rodeos and stuff, go see Dixie stampede.

hey goys

fellas

what can one do when he is really pissed off/stressed out? It kills my productivity

I feel like an animal that was spooked before the slaughter and thus my meat has gotten shitty

normally i find a way distract myself from it

if youre at home, i suggest taking a cold shower

If you can distract yourself from it you arent really angry

or it isnt a very important thing to be angry about

Im starting to look like my favorite emoji 😡

A real siege readxing nigga

i guess i dont find myself very angry often

Id like to say the same but I have good reason to be mad rn

@🎭🎵 I know it's said often, but prayer can help

really not feeling the faith rn

and im not one of the catholic countersignalers

I dont feel anything rn

like an apostate

https://twitter.com/purposefulknife/status/956343337039966209

tfw no tyr gf

Tfw no gf

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tfw your boss tells you to do something while you are talking to trad looking qt and even before you could ask for her number. She was even wearing a cross necklace and she seemed to be responding positivitly towards my "flirting". 😢

I have autism when it comes to women's signals

She was new in town as well and asked what there was to do in town and I said "Oh well, The movies are just around the corner. I could show you where it is some time." And she said something like "Oh, That sounds awesome." And that's when my manager "cock" blocked me.

It was so fucking purposeful as well.

Don't use cock block, instead say "court abort".

Chad kiwi

Your manager is a beta cuck who needs to be stopped. Never let them get in the way of your trad qts.

In fact, use it to your advantage next time. Be like “Sorry lady, gotta go. Let’s continue this conversation. Here’s my number.” And then she’ll be shocked because you gave her your number and she’ll have to call you because you made her think she has any control in the matter. After that, you’ve got her twirling around your finger. She’s yours. It’s all a mind game these days.

@🎭🎵 Hey man, I feel the same way sometimes. What helps me, albeit not immediately, is praying anyways. I feel really dumb sometimes praying when i don’t feel like it means anything but if you keep doing it anyways, you’ll feel it again. Happens to all of us.

My chads, its Robert Burns Day today, how are ye celebrating?

On this diet? Just listening to some bagpipes 😦

It’s Australia Day also

I’m not Australian, just live there

ok goys

exams are done

starting keto now

so no fruits?

anything else i should know

i couldnt do it before because i cant study with the keto flu

but i have a week break fro school now so its prime time

im in English class the teacher make us do a quizz about what you want to do in the future after that she ask us to pick a parter with a different quiz color, the teacher teamed me with a qt, I shake like a phaggot. We ask each other some questions, she randomly lick her top lip. Focusing my stare on that tongue. She started saying that she babysit and she hated that. I’m no longer smiling. Telling me that when she was 8 she wanted to be a cop because boys were afraid of her and she was kicking their ass. Looking at her with a confuse smile and staring at my desk like an autist. Wtf

the modern woman is so confusing that it would be autistic NOT to be puzzled

made turkey burgers good stuff have them every other week or so

grilling out in the freezing cold

Grilling and barbecuing in cold weather is the best way to grill/barbecue.

No one wants to tho.

Not sure why.

That's when I crave barbecue most, is winter.

@Deleted User do you want some nifty wallet-respecting keto meal plan-type recipes?

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not gonna lie i've given up on women, lifting purely for aesthetics now

day 1 of keto is going well so far

https://twitter.com/Health_n_Hubris/status/956943219425718272

Remeber to lift fellas!

Any of you guys have some good cast iron skillet recipes?

I use cast iron for most things. Steaks are especially good with cast iron.

I know buzzfeed is a meme, but their cast iron steak cooking guide is pretty good: https://youtu.be/ir5U88d_3iI

most meats just cook well in cast iron

i did a low carb lamb meatball on a cast iron

https://ketodietapp.com/Blog/post/2014/05/28/Paleo-Greek-Meatballs-aka-Soutzoukakia

I didn't bake them though, just did them on the stove top w. the cast iron

@donut That looks good, i should try that

it was

http://www.eatingwell.com/recipe/248610/orzo-with-lamb-olives-feta-for-two/

we do this one a lot too

you can replace the orzo with zoodles or i guess riced cauliflower if u wanna do low carb

(max really likes lamb lol)

Good cast iron recipes could be things like cookie cake, or pan pizza. I highly recommend you look into deep dish pizza as a recipe. @Alyssa Cordelia

Oh Also Salmon cooks super nicely on a cast iron

This is true

i get a slice with the skin

and Aldi sometimes has some good pre-marinated salmon pieces

Make sure cast iron is seasoned before you use it though.

you should season it after you wash it

if you don't want it to rust

Thank you guys, that is all good advice! I can't stop thinking about a deep dish pizza in a cast iron skillet now mmm

Who lifts here

Me

Who B L O A T M A X X I N G

Do you train neck though

Everyday, 16 house straight sometimes. Need 8 protein shakes though.

Hours

Sounds like you're doing whatever it takes

You better be training neck though

Neck gains are the most faithful

Ever see people who loose a lot of weight, but their heads are still fat...wtf

Yeah, I can't stand scrawnt necks

Scrawny

See these fags and their forward head posture and it sends me into a rage

Always taught to look up when lifting

I make sure to lock eye contact with the nearest roastie when lifting

All of them look like 35 years leather bags at my gym. I avoid it.

Tons of sexy fit chicks at might

But I'm also in a very diverse Chicagoland area

Tons of smelly poos and egg nogs

I just got to a cheap gym that kinda hidden. Never busy, I have free range basically.

Sounds comfy

Mines cheap too

Very

Two roided nogs almost got into a fight the other day though hahahaha

I do!

@Simon Sasquatch

I've yet to see a fight against a gym.
Only seen dindu car fights.

It was over some fat bitch too or something

One of them told the other that he fucks gross fat bitches or something

Why do blacks go for the fatties???

I don't know

Always baffled me

Maybe its cultural.

Cause they celebrate fat bitches in africa.

Yeah that's what I was about to say

lol

https://youtu.be/MlNtIMAdvLk

Don’t deny the holocaust, deny knowledge of it. “What holocaust? Never heard of it”

pussies go to the gym to lift weights or buy their own at the store .

instead do what i do go into the woods with your axe and cut down a tree and lift that instead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-D2TsG2sZw&ab_channel=JOEtheserb

you can’t get strong without larping as a lumberjack

^