I don't have it

uh oh

Hey I don't have money

what’s your social security number i’ll scan it to you

to buy it

art of the deal is a prerequisite to be ing pro trump

you don’t have money because you haven’t read it

I've worked for a month straight and haven't seen a dime of paybyet

not having it is like thinking you know JESUS withot the bible

the masses liked that one

popular post

We love our president, don't we people?

yes corn dog

Right when I get my license I'm driving off a cliff

we do , we love our JESUS too dont we people ?

read ch 2 first then the cliff will drive out from under you

lmaoooooooooooooooooooooo

Unironically

guys

wow

That's a pretty thicc doggo

that woman's feet at the back though

Don't mention that thot

that's one heaping serving of dogger

I hate dogs

that dog is physique goals

except mine

cats> dogs, not up for debate

lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooo

jordan you have said some questionable things but that is worst

nibbas big dogs try to kill me

the masses hate that one

my neighbors has a pitbull

r u black

oh

I live in constant fear

Lol

Lol

Pit bulls aren't dogs

pitbulls aren't dogs....

pit bulls are predators

nice fellas

Shoot all big dogs

jordan, im issuing you a 4d chess warning

Dude they're pretty vicious

wow!

Womp womp

Big dogs with big values.

An absolute asset.

Dogs are killing machines

big black woman with absolute assets

i want a big black woman

ebt cards are not assets

not all dogs are vicious mine is a good boy he’s starting to get his grades up when he sees people he dondu nuffin

guys please save me

fish > dogs

jordan you are surely trolling now

No

ok

fish gay

bringggggggg on the christmas tunes

no metaphysical mornarch no party

dogs < anything

yeah where tf is meta

brb gonna shower

No u

😡

fellas, i left my dick in a big black woman and her boyfriend is jacked, some wisdom please

Dogs absolutely DO NOT belong in the house

@powerpuff boy assert dominance if you know what I mean

Wrong

Good dogs belong in the home.

Ok Mr. Shit Carpet

Dogs go in the house

Dogs are scary change my mind

there is no heroism in a deformed face

Amphibians are the patrician choice of pet

No shitbox to clean

No hair

still need my dick back

Doesn't stink up the house

@RetardO ExtremeO I had pet frogs for over a decade

Nice

African Dwarf Frogs

just gotta take antibiotics or else youll keel over xD

Frogs = best animal

I had fis

Frogs are turning gay and can't defend your home.

Frogs 🤢

fellas. i have a snake

a big black snake

I've had a snake

Fuck em

They suck

I have a big ol snake in your mom rn

left it in a black woman and her boyfriend is jacked

Stop

I caught a Garner Snake once and that was pretty good

No

Yeah her boyfriend is me

Yeah I had a garter snake and it escaped

@Boffin Frog read that as "Gamer Snake" at first

We're getting into degen hour, 'night boys, I got church in the morning

I'm going to go eat steak.

fellas *teay eyed* i just wanna say how much i appreciate your relentless shitposting

Because I pay taxes.

I'm QAn

Qan

all of your respective shitposting gets me through the day

I hate steak

I'm Qan

im being dead serious and unironic

@Deleted User i didnt know you were gay

whenever I eat steak I feel like throwing up

Are you gay

Every time

No

gotta get them probiotics going there man

You sure home

O

you must be gay

It doesn't happen with any other meat

homo fag

only steak

the taste bad or it doesnt sit well? or u gay?

i read online that gay people are repulsed by steak

jordan, perhaps another framing of the question might help you ., ARE YOU ATTRACTED TO MASCULINE ANUSES?

Just doesn't sit well

Steak is best well done with ketchup

it tastes good but then I just want to throw it up

you must prefer other slabs of meat in your mouth

homo

you know what

It's probably because I'm fat or something

Stop being fat

unironically steak isn't enjoyable now

jordan , bring on some christmas tunes please

desist from being overweight

sieze being challenged by gravity

Listen to "All I want for Christmas is you"

this is an imagine for all of you

lmaoo the left cant meme

dotard trolls

lmaoo very creative glohomo, so deep and touching

soo edgyy

HAVE ANY OF YOU EVER TRIED

I'm not that fat but I need to drop a solid 30 lbs at least

CHICKEN CRACKERS?

If you need to lose 30 lbs ur fat

fingerleakingut

THEYRE GOOD

NOMNOMNOM

@WOMP WOMP boi I was thinking this

Ye

Yeah true

Not too fat tho

womp womp boi

So gg

Ye

have you ever dated a big black jew ?

Does your mom count

with gigantic assets?

yes

A big black Jew sounds like the final boss in a video game

I'm 225 now and I want to get down to at least 200

How tall

5'9"

Oof

225 Oof u better be 6ft

sorry 10"

I'm 5'10 and 190 and I want to lose weight fam

im 5'9 or 5'11 for the ladies

Well it depends

I’m 155lb

and the big black jew women

200 at 5'10" can be good

if you have a good muscle mass

If it's all muscle sure lol

please dont judge me, i have an addiction

Is it thi

Tho

what i need is acceptance and love

not at all

Lol

and open borders too

I do work out daily now though

open borders will most def cure my addiction

https://twitter.com/FoxNews/status/1015821025970253824?s=19

Nice

Autism is a gift half the time

marcus’s dox

Conor McGregor is ideal physique for 5’9-5’10 guys

congrats

Makes you smart

<:smug:402400327313391616>

mcgregor is ideal human

Aced that shit

last summer i thought i was conor mcgregor literally

ironically converts to judaism to own the big black jew

the truth is revealed

Ebil notzeez

hogg = <:chad:402359917819985931>

thank u folks

<:trolled:437512288438714368>

someone did a breakdown on him, basically surmised that he was pure incel virgin based on his history of social media etc

obviously not on gun control but physically he is

like he was getting friend zoned all over socials

reminder that GOD gave us all dicks for a reason , to violate the loins of jewish women and be dicks to jeiwsh men

David Hogg's arms are fucking skinny as hell

womp womp

That nigga needs to eat

fellas

im about to create a twitter account

any advice?

dont

goodnight fellas I hope i die in my sleep

this nigga gonna wake up with hella mosquito bites lmao

all he had to do was read chapter 2

I killed them all

Lol

@powerpuff boy follow nicholas j fuentes

@powerpuff boy also catboys

kys

tell journalists theyre gay

^

fellas unironically i think posting the DHS version on enemy territory would be cool

version of 14 words*

not FEDing

we must secure the border and build the wall the to make america safe again

i dig

yeah black text white paper style. simple. immigration offices dem HQ what not

Shut the fuck up. I'm so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website. All I wanted to do was post my opinion. MY OPINION. But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY. I've been on this site for 6 months: 6 MONTHS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around (probably jerking off to traps or whatever gay shit you like) and make fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea...MY GREAT GREAT IDEA. I could sit here all day whining, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the babybrains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn site and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you. I know how you work. I know that you all think you're "epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset. So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11 (baby, you gotta be 18 to use 4chan). But whatever, I digress. It's just fucking annoyed that I'm never taken serious on this site, goddamn

Shut the fuck up. I'm so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website. All I wanted to do was post my opinion. MY OPINION. But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY. I've been on this site for 6 months: 6 MONTHS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around (probably jerking off to traps or whatever gay shit you like) and make fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea...MY GREAT GREAT IDEA. I could sit here all day whining, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the babybrains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn site and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you. I know how you work. I know that you all think you're "epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset. So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11 (baby, you gotta be 18 to use 4chan). But whatever, I digress. It's just fucking annoyed that I'm never taken serious on this site, goddamn

I hate hotels

Hiiiii

Shut the fuck up. I'm so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website. All I wanted to do was post my opinion. MY OPINION. But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY. I've been on this site for 6 months: 6 MONTHS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around (probably jerking off to traps or whatever gay shit you like) and make fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea...MY GREAT GREAT IDEA. I could sit here all day whining, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the babybrains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn site and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you. I know how you work. I know that you all think you're "epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset. So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11 (baby, you gotta be 18 to use 4chan). But whatever, I digress. It's just fucking annoyed that I'm never taken serious on this site, goddamn

hiii elf

Die

Fuck you elf

what is going on here

IDK

hey "lil penis" elf

Ew