The latter you can get but first one is kinda rip

I consume hard boiled eggs and cans of V-eight only

I can easily get experience in management

@anti-communist_cuban(dan man) your dad voting for black guy rip, my dad is democrat too .

my dad wants me to be a co owner with him in his business

Oh that’s nice

>not eating slow cooked pork shoulder

My dad just wants me to go to college and do same shit he does

He’s electrical engineer and so is my older brother .

I’m doing comp sci since less math ( I hate math )

My dad owns car maintenance shop

it does really well

Oh nice my neighbor owns one

He’s a Cuban dude

Cool guy

Well sometimes

Dad says he’s greedy so maybe some Ashkenazi added to that Spanish blood

Has a lot of classic cars tho

my dad just shut off the internet and effed up a scrape im running, luckily tool is robust and didnt crash

Lol why he shut it off

My mom would threaten to shut off my internet never did

he said the WPS button wasnt working and he needed to connect his printer

lol just run a wire

Is he a boomer

a little younger

Idk if my dads a boomer he’s 1960

Kinda is kinda isn’t

that's boomer

mines a little younger than that, pretty well still a boomer

The cut off is like what ‘64 ?

yea like mid 60's is when gen x starts

My mom is more boomer

Then my dad

Mentally

i'm borderline gen y

She’s 1970 tho

i was born in 96

Gen z I’m 18

I claim gen x

z

mistype

Are you middle child

who /core gen z/ here

youngest

Oh damn

and middle

I’m 3rd

/4

because parent's divorcd

Oh I c

Dad had my little brother at 45 lmao

nice

my gf is 20 and her parent's just had another child

Jesus

right??

I say stop when there’s a huge gap

it wasn't planned

Is it actually possible to use exogeneous hormones to affect the people around you?

Oh my mom tied the tubes

Hormone cologne!

After my little brother

12 year gap between oldest and youngest

Surprised my older brother turned into a shitlib

When he was in HS he’d play WoW and browse 4chan all day

I mean if he browsed reddit he'd be a shitlib

Think he did both

ouch

I only brows 4chan when I'm super bored

Same

When he left for uni I got his Pc in 6th grade and found 4chan and lurked for like 5 years. Haven’t gone on as much .

He’s my moms favorite 😠

I always knew about 4chan but never went

everybody played WoW and browsed 4chan back then, future shitlib or not.

I'm definitely the favorite lol

She would tell me when he was in HS he had a 4.00 gpa

step mom hates me though

Turned out he had like a 2.6-2.8

rip

Took too many aps and failed then

that's me in college though lol

3.6 rn but still first semester

I'm in my final year

Oh nice

What degree

yea so fucking ready to get out

information systems and data analysis

NERD

Nice

basically i'm fed

@Otacon_Rising <:bigguy:402401397892710411>

nerds stack bread

Pretty much

almost guaranteed a job when I graduate

What state you in

Illinois

Ca but transferring to auburn

Which is in AL

Tired of shit lib state

IL is pretty great outside of chicago, most of the state is red to the west. no rifle hunting deer tho, retarded rule

Yea I know I grew up on a farm in southern illinoins

Wholesome

I grew up in upper middle class suburb in the the mountains . Was quiet but 10 minute walk the neighborhood quality was not so good

How much math is there in info systems

I gotta take up to linear algebra

not a lot but data analytics is statistics heavy

Oh

just know basic algebra and you should be good for info systems

Noice

DA is booming right now though dude

What’s the salary ?

I highly recomend getting into it if you can

probably 60k starting out

but that's most jobs like that

Not bad

Engineer is 70k starting

So not surprised

any analyst salary is going to be around ther

And that’s in Ca

yea depends on the area

Ca you get a higher salary but I think it’s useless

Id rather do DA at 60 than engineering at 70 tbh lol

yea 60k in Illinois is pretty nice

pretty comfortable

My dad wants me to stay in Ca but I don’t wanna spend 10 years trying to buy a shit house

While I could buy a house in 2-5 that’s bigger

In a safer state

go to like washington

still kinda close to home

but better

I was considering that but idk about the unis up there

Other then WSU which is eh

I mean 80% acceptance rate

Isn’t really super close either

18 hrs drive

And tech jobs are in shit lib cities like Seattle

nah they are all freelance my guy

Kinda wonder how my life would be different if my dad took any of the job offers out of state and country .

Seattle > Cali

He could have gone to Alabama(Huntsville ) , Germany, or Seattle.

But chose Ca

Sad!

I'm thinking about moving to Wisconsin after I graduate

Well actually he chose Germany but my mom was pregnant and couldn’t get on the flight

So he had to turn that down

I was suppose to be born in Germany lul

Wisconsin looks nice but it looks cold

I already am used to cold

True lol

so idc

I only seen snow twice in my life

That sucks

I love the snow

it's beautiful

implicitly white

It was pretty much sludge

It was in sequoia

Park

also illinois is basically lost unless it's split

wisconsin can be saved

me moving there would only help us

Bama is pretty red so

Wanna know what it’s like

So I’ll test water in college

Wouldn’t be used to black population

My HS was 1% black and my college is 3%

But auburn is only like 10% so tolerable

Got class now cya later dudes

hi

jesus alphonsus you smell like shit

Is that you in your pfp @Alphonsus

Some Jewish kid made a sjw joke

And the prof was confused

Is that Mel Gibson in yours

Yea

Way cool.

““Never mind none of you know what I’m talking about “

If only he knew ...

Who tf are you

Idk I talk here sometimes

Kid browses 9gag and wrote his essay on how hes proud of being Jewish but religion sucks

It was awkward when I had to proof read that shit

Zoomers are getting out of control

Ok faggot

https://twitter.com/RealVinceJames/status/1052725445920059394

Damn

Big bum far-right Brazilian gf

What about massachusetts

Maine is lovely though

Shut up pedo

I gotta do a podcast lmao

For English

Post the podcast link here, then link the Discord to your professor

https://twitter.com/IronicTikTok/status/1053013435972239361

https://twitter.com/HeteroGaming/status/1053033584699854848

gay

@mods why dont we have an NPC emote?

wth

https://i.imgur.com/LZJHpN9.jpg

almost looks like the tip of Florida

Big shit

reminds me of the movie __*Dreamcatcher*__

Red wave

https://youtu.be/1YB64vKAssA

Surprised Springfield is red

Albeit lean

Usually capital cities are liberal cesspools

hit or miss i guess they never miss huh you got a boyfriend i bet he doesnt kiss ya mwa he gon

springfield is barely a city

it's all farmland

dude the only blue parts in illinois are chicago, east st louis and the college towns

My town growing up was >99% white

i remember growing up in las vegas

niggas was wildin

meth lab blew up down the street and shit

Fuck boys

So since you said your town was 99% white I looked up mine

Stats from 2000

And 2010

70% white to 53% now

Mean

On Halloween if I see you, you will be spared, but if I see you put on your gay frilly pink pansy dress or dumb video game character skintight suit that you bought off of ebay from some 4'11 Chinese man, there will be a fire under your ass lit lickety split, as you run away from me as I chase you down with a harpoon you fat fuckng slob

🎃

<:GWfroggyMonkaMega:405753064100986880>

Please

Everyone knows the only you harpoon are bon bons

***Stop*** __*posting that*__ ~~trap~~, __***faggots***__

I asked my sister what gender she thought it was

She said that’s a boy

I’m like yep.

What’s the deal with it anyways- why so popular

where's the trap

lemme see

Oh wait that was a picture of Jim Carey

I don’t think I saved it

your opening line on a dating app should always be fbi crime statistics

thats not a trap

literally a woman

STOP SAYING SHE IS A TRAP

***Stop*** __*posting that*__ ~~trap~~, __***faggots***__

reposting for the homies

Ban it all

Ban it all to the ground

only real nibbas remember

@Otacon_Rising how did you join mid week?

she's hot