I relate a lot with Reviewbrah

are u a bikey bikey boy?

huh

ansur me

are u a bikey bikey boy

https://youtu.be/1_oK076OApk

fellas

get home from a decent date

albeit a blue ball

amicable departure, she was into the whole makeout session

she messages me an hour and a half later saying shes crying (thinking im trying to use her for sex)

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i did literally nothing wrong

whole procedure

she flashes condom at restaraunt saying "haha my freind gave this to me earlier"

im like ok im fuckin tonight

she fishes out mint gum after dinner for the both of us

makeout at the very least guarnteed

get back to her place, netflix and chill

start making out, kissing, neck kisses, grabbing back of neck and such.

move to hand over sweater boob grab

kiss more

hand over bra boob grab

still kissing, shes into it

hand on bare titty

still into it

kissing more

hand grab ass

still kissing

hand grab poonani over pants

still ok, still into it

shut up

you goof

Cool but you shouldn't be fornicating

Go to confession

did nothing wrong?

stfu alph im venting u nigger

Lol

you can moral fag by saying "i told you so" all you want later

grassley showing booker how long he been at it

based

ok get to the point @RampantKaisa

>Catholic server
>using the term "moral fag"

Kay Why Ess

hand over panties, rubbing poonani, still into it still kissing

Kws?

hand on bare poon still into it still kissing

oh kys

woops

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my bad

thanos niggas

Thanos car

please get to the point

dry humping, hickies, neck kissing making out lip sucking, all of this is involved throughout

Thanos car

Thanos car
























Thanos car

she stops midway right as shes ontop and decides to stop

legit no one believes this little larp

breathes, still into it

so on and so on night gets called and i drive home

and here we are

sounds pretty highschool

fart on her face , still into it, ok

Stop committing scandal and get to the point

^

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ive finshed

And she didn't

that's the problem

i think she did, thats why she wanted to stop, she got her nut and i didnt get mine

step one. thank god for intervening before you gave yourself over to satan

should've just pecked her on the cheek and called it a night

step one. thank God for intervening before you gave yourself over to satan

step 2. never do that again and go to confession

step 3 ask her marry and have 8 kids

lol

gg

Based Jabba

actual step 3 discern where God wants you in your vocation

Don't marry her cuz shes a whore

step 4 Braaaapppppp

i think ive managed to calm her down

fuuuuuucking hell

dating in modern society is hell

Stop seeing her stupid

already done

Doesn't even sound like a date

is she christian?

As in you stopped

@Alphonsus well according to Sacerdotalis Caelibatus 1967 Pope Paul VI priests called to vocation basically are supposed to be celibate before discerning

sooo i dont think that this is in the cards for him

Right but it doesn't always work out, next time don't reference some VatII schmuckery

eyey FSSP priests are using this out to homo heresy

I wasn't chaste prior to discerning, neither was St. Augustine.

including fr ripperger

We build from those errors and reform ourselves

to all you niggas who say i went too fast fuck you women get bored of that slow shit

take upon the renewed armor of God and use our errors to better support others who go through the same shit

true from sacramental life we garner those graces i cede

wp

gg

Correction Kaisa,

You shouldn't be fornicating at all retard

this is what happenes when you let people who dont know what they want control society

ie women

women who aren't worth the slow shit get bored of it

so then what are they worth, really?

dude

she flashed the condom

Dude, she, like, tempted me

im such a brainlet

So i like, HAD to sin bro

i shouldve made her wait

You shouldn't have done it at all

She doesn't want you now cause she knows you're too weak to your own urges

based thot

May b dont be a slave to your ape brain. Exchanging your soul for dick tingles

@RampantKaisa just learn from it and move on

don't beat yourself up abt it, but make sure you don't make the same mistake

^^^

finding a good woman is worth the time

Fellas, I'm bout to break my two day no fap streak.

i dont know if i can fap, even on blue balls

I think any of us would struggle with instant gratification or taking it slow

Jbruh being a real homie

Halp

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ALPH, QUICK, POST ALIEN LEGS

for nitro

DONT. SODOMIZE. YOURSELF

Nitro, just don't do it. Don't overthink the resistance to it.

no

DONT. CUM.

Just disallow yourself to do it

have willpower ffs.

Alphonsus is on nofap day 3

lol

I've been looking at too many asian booties

April 13 2015

Alph, while I like your devotion, dont talk to me like youve been tempted in this way

Just stop looking at it

Kaisa, I've already said I wasn't chaste.

when?

lol what are you talking abt nitro

>"I'm not weak, YOU'RE WEAK!"

Cope

Asians don't have butts

you been looking at nothing smh

When I was in high school, and still somewhat discerning where I wanted to be (as opposed to where God wanted me to be) I wasn't chaste.

Don't post that

wth

That's what I'm talking about

@RampantKaisa dont lash out at others because you lack any sort of willpower

Apr 13 2015

what is that

just sayin its easy to preach when you yourself have not been tempted

is beating women bayshed

Well he has been tempted

who the hell

And so have i

i wanna slap this hoe really bad

and to my knowledge alphie was volcel

You just caved

Volcel is based

Last day I jerked off, day before Basic Training. I had 20 weeks living with like 40 men in a barracks, so I couldn't really do it, when I got home, I had pretty much steeled myself against it

You should be Volcel

After a while it gets a lot easier to just reject it

you find things to occupy your mind, rather than occupying your hands

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that explains the fansigns

should i post this or the thanos one on all the normiebook anti kavanaugh memes? seriously it would be so easy, they have like 2 likes apiece

*bobsigns

volcel is a way of life that sees into the future while remembering your past. It isn't cradle to grave, necessarily.

@RampantKaisa that would be funny

I'm happy being focused on the greater glory of God in maintaining a celibate life going forward

✝

Alphonsus do you want to get married?

That said, I regrettably fell on my way to the summit of Calvary, but we all have Simons out there to help us ya know.

Thats why we look to our brothers in Christ to help carry the burden of temptation.

Wtf i love Alph now???

real nibba hours

true alph

https://youtu.be/_82zladmTbc

https://youtu.be/Isq6YltjRRU

"They talked of what they called multiracialism. Which was simply a universal mix up. Take humanity, put it in a bag, shake it together, and heaven knows what would come out. They wanted to get rid of what existed. All the little grey people of the world, who hate the beautiful color diversity of human development. They always want to get rid of the natural, the noble and the beautiful. They wanted to get rid of it, they wanted to make all nature as gray as themselves. We were always opposed to that. We said: "No it won't work and it's undesirable that it should work." We can live in peace and friendship side by side in separate nations and separate developments, but we cannot have the mix up of peoples and races who are widely different and diverging, it will lead to nothing but trouble."

Steve bannon was on bill Maher

based and redpilled

I am So Sad Guys

What's wrong bud?

@jabbatheshlut brb

I hate you newbs

I challenge you to a duel.

Origins of the Aryan Peoples

Lol

@Columbius are u a whignat

No

Ok

https://twitter.com/Groyp_Richards/status/1045871903049756672?s=19

Que pasa hombres

🤢

finna make money killing babies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPTlvQ1Zet0

oops

whoo

wish my riches were not nogs

black like a wrong cop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=4&v=_bo-aOOL1LU

black o fish afraid of the red pill

https://twitter.com/that_groyper/status/1045672124952846336

Holy shit I was about to send that Al

@ThatSmugGuyGlen

I love all these old anti-TRS talking points

man if only this was 2015 when any of that was relevant lol

Are you a trs fan?

lol.

no.

although I AM a fan of ranch dressing

so, tangentially

ill ranch to that dude

because I know it keeps making appearances on the live broadcast

and in Mike Enoch's bloodstream

Enoch is redpilled on the Ranch Question.

He got his 23 and me back, 5% ranch dressing

I am so jealous of the jews I decided to follow their Messiah and became an Orthodox Christian

APPROPRIATED.COm

Whenever I start shitting on wignats their first move is to call me Jewish.

Well that's the framework they exist in

"ONLY JEWS ARE BAD SO ALL BAD THINGS ARE JEWS"

You don't spam Hitler memes? You must be a fucking kike

You don't get paid every two weeks by the Federal Government to do this? Wow you fucking shill

Excuse me while I pull up this GREAT meme by BASED MR. DR. PROFESSOR DAVID "CLEARLY A HOMOSEXUAL" DUKE

Reminder that Nitro Dubz is himself a wignat babykiller

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That's my reaction

Why do you have the black label name

can't you react big boy?

and don't show up on the user list