christmasopolis

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2019-11-12 05:13:17 UTC

theyre trying to take over the city

2019-11-12 05:13:21 UTC

And find a better one tomorrow

2019-11-12 05:13:22 UTC

id imagine youd get payed to live in madrid lol

2019-11-12 05:13:24 UTC

its like 50% chinese already

2019-11-12 05:13:34 UTC

Rip

2019-11-12 05:13:45 UTC

that's what you get for being close to china <:smugpepe:619749634402942998>

2019-11-12 05:13:50 UTC

we need to make it harder for them to immigrate

2019-11-12 05:13:52 UTC

they've already invaded us here

2019-11-12 05:14:00 UTC

thats what you get for being inferior and being able to be taken over

2019-11-12 05:14:05 UTC

and we're in the other corner of the world

2019-11-12 05:14:08 UTC

NZ is shit i agree

2019-11-12 05:14:19 UTC

i hate this socialist hell hole

2019-11-12 05:14:33 UTC

I wonder what house prices are like in Gibraltar

2019-11-12 05:14:35 UTC

<:yikes:620490020457021440>

2019-11-12 05:15:12 UTC

moving to the US as soon i can

2019-11-12 05:15:15 UTC

in gibraltar goes from 500-1500โ‚ฌ

2019-11-12 05:15:21 UTC

kinda expensive

2019-11-12 05:15:42 UTC

thats a good idea

2019-11-12 05:15:46 UTC

people usually share anyways

2019-11-12 05:15:52 UTC

i thought gibraltar was from lord of the rings

2019-11-12 05:15:56 UTC

lets round up all the retards to the US

2019-11-12 05:16:09 UTC

rude

2019-11-12 05:16:25 UTC

Gibraltar has barely any land so it makes sense

2019-11-12 05:16:41 UTC

i'm about to get a roommate or two cause i'm bored and i can split my 200โ‚ฌ rent to almost nothing

2019-11-12 05:16:52 UTC

get a hot roomate

2019-11-12 05:17:10 UTC

i don't care about how they look lmao

2019-11-12 05:17:18 UTC

not planning on making friends

2019-11-12 05:17:22 UTC

or a chef rommate

2019-11-12 05:17:38 UTC

they're just so i can save more

2019-11-12 05:17:44 UTC

and work even less

2019-11-12 05:17:56 UTC

sounds like you dislike working

2019-11-12 05:18:02 UTC

duh

2019-11-12 05:18:10 UTC

sounds like you dislike capitalism friend uwu

2019-11-12 05:18:18 UTC

i like capitalism

2019-11-12 05:18:22 UTC

i just don't like working

2019-11-12 05:18:26 UTC

capitalism is amazing

2019-11-12 05:18:37 UTC

i dont work and i still benefit from capitalism

2019-11-12 05:18:43 UTC

<:yikes:620490020457021440>

2019-11-12 05:18:50 UTC

I don't like working but I don't like being a NEET either

2019-11-12 05:19:13 UTC

i cant work but capitalism means i get quality healthcare so i can work again

2019-11-12 05:19:37 UTC

id be fucked with our socialised healthcare lmao

2019-11-12 05:19:48 UTC

you cant get healthcare if you dont work in capitalism

2019-11-12 05:19:53 UTC

i've made calculations and i should be able to live a couple of decades just by working a few months every year

2019-11-12 05:19:59 UTC

i used to work

2019-11-12 05:20:07 UTC

so i can get healthcare

2019-11-12 05:20:18 UTC

and my parents help pay a bit

2019-11-12 05:21:48 UTC

I don't suppose anyone found that nigger disembowelled video did they, asking for a friend

2019-11-12 05:21:51 UTC

Iโ€™ve made calculations and I need a husband

2019-11-12 05:21:57 UTC

buy one

2019-11-12 05:22:00 UTC

To keep surviving

2019-11-12 05:22:07 UTC

Lmao

2019-11-12 05:22:11 UTC

will you eat him?

2019-11-12 05:22:12 UTC

what a cuck

2019-11-12 05:22:17 UTC

LOL

2019-11-12 05:22:27 UTC

Iโ€™m serious Iโ€™m an old school broad

2019-11-12 05:22:33 UTC

I canโ€™t do biz ness

2019-11-12 05:22:35 UTC

ohhh i see

2019-11-12 05:22:38 UTC

so you're useless?

2019-11-12 05:22:42 UTC

Yes

2019-11-12 05:22:45 UTC

cool

2019-11-12 05:22:53 UTC

but I can make home comfy

2019-11-12 05:22:53 UTC

being a homemaker isnt useless

2019-11-12 05:22:55 UTC

U know

2019-11-12 05:22:57 UTC

Yeah

2019-11-12 05:22:59 UTC

Yee

2019-11-12 05:22:59 UTC

dishes need washing n stuff

2019-11-12 05:23:03 UTC

yeah!

2019-11-12 05:23:09 UTC

thats just common responsibility

2019-11-12 05:23:09 UTC

my 5 year old cousin can make home comfy

2019-11-12 05:23:15 UTC

LOL

2019-11-12 05:23:25 UTC

yeah the guy I actually wanted to marry

2019-11-12 05:23:32 UTC

being a homemaker is equally as important as being a provider. together it makes a very solid foundation

2019-11-12 05:23:34 UTC

Was really good at this

2019-11-12 05:23:46 UTC

Lmao and he worked fifty hours a week

2019-11-12 05:24:03 UTC

i dunno man i do my own house shit when i work and there's not a single problem

2019-11-12 05:24:05 UTC

but it stressed him out so much

2019-11-12 05:24:09 UTC

i think it's kinda useless <:smugpepe:619749634402942998>

2019-11-12 05:24:13 UTC

He needed someone to attack

2019-11-12 05:24:23 UTC

but it was only semi violent

2019-11-12 05:24:28 UTC

it was kind of cute

2019-11-12 05:24:35 UTC

that sounds deranged

2019-11-12 05:24:36 UTC

I miss him

2019-11-12 05:24:40 UTC

yea

2019-11-12 05:24:41 UTC

yea being a homemaker is pretty cool if youve got no passion or drive to create anything and are okay with being a parasite

2019-11-12 05:24:42 UTC

strap pillows to his fists and let him go wild

2019-11-12 05:24:44 UTC

I miss everyone

2019-11-12 05:24:49 UTC

yeah lol

2019-11-12 05:25:21 UTC

girls used to weave blankets n shit

2019-11-12 05:25:26 UTC

@Ena they dont realize that someone that lives alone has to do all those things regardless combo'd up with a job its just common responsibility

2019-11-12 05:25:29 UTC

yeah thatโ€™s my shit

2019-11-12 05:25:34 UTC

I wanna be a looker

2019-11-12 05:25:36 UTC

you can buy a blanket for 5$

2019-11-12 05:25:36 UTC

LOOMER

2019-11-12 05:25:52 UTC

a looker lol

2019-11-12 05:25:54 UTC

I canโ€™t talk to ppl

2019-11-12 05:26:00 UTC

Or go outside anymore

2019-11-12 05:26:02 UTC

Iโ€™m done

2019-11-12 05:26:04 UTC

y

2019-11-12 05:26:06 UTC

I can say hello

2019-11-12 05:26:09 UTC

Iโ€™m done

2019-11-12 05:26:14 UTC

I belong INSIDE

2019-11-12 05:26:21 UTC

gang

2019-11-12 05:26:23 UTC

oh no @sunny im sure they realize

2019-11-12 05:26:42 UTC

they're just soul less npcs with no actual talents

2019-11-12 05:26:47 UTC

INSIDE

2019-11-12 05:26:51 UTC

INSIDE

2019-11-12 05:26:57 UTC

7 is a house human

2019-11-12 05:27:05 UTC

An inside human

2019-11-12 05:27:06 UTC

yea you cant talk to people because you're fucking boring

2019-11-12 05:27:19 UTC

I WILL NOT GO OUTSIDE

2019-11-12 05:27:21 UTC

@Ena no u

2019-11-12 05:27:22 UTC

you cant go outside because you have no reason to, because you're fucking boring

2019-11-12 05:27:26 UTC

Jesus this dude is a bad look for commies

2019-11-12 05:27:26 UTC

@7070 go outside

2019-11-12 05:27:29 UTC

NO

2019-11-12 05:27:30 UTC

Get on plane

2019-11-12 05:27:33 UTC

Or car

2019-11-12 05:27:35 UTC

NOOOOOOO

2019-11-12 05:27:37 UTC

VOMIT

2019-11-12 05:27:46 UTC

there's no reason to go outside anyways, you should be able to make money from home

2019-11-12 05:27:50 UTC

Come to jmack

2019-11-12 05:27:54 UTC

We stay inside

2019-11-12 05:27:57 UTC

Can I post my pp here

2019-11-12 05:28:00 UTC

hmm

2019-11-12 05:28:04 UTC

NO

2019-11-12 05:28:05 UTC

bro, no pp

2019-11-12 05:28:06 UTC

get a remote control robot to do ur chores

2019-11-12 05:28:12 UTC

I WILL BE ULTITE

2019-11-12 05:28:16 UTC

ULRITE

2019-11-12 05:28:20 UTC

OK I'll post pp

2019-11-12 05:28:21 UTC

cool

2019-11-12 05:28:28 UTC

not to you

2019-11-12 05:28:30 UTC

to 7

2019-11-12 05:28:31 UTC

IM INDEPENDENT

2019-11-12 05:28:35 UTC

oh

2019-11-12 05:28:37 UTC

cool

2019-11-12 05:28:39 UTC

Iโ€™m not

2019-11-12 05:28:46 UTC

But Iโ€™ve been brain washed

2019-11-12 05:28:49 UTC

To scream this

2019-11-12 05:28:55 UTC

:'I

2019-11-12 05:28:55 UTC

IM INDEPENDENT

2019-11-12 05:29:05 UTC

but IM RLLY NOT

2019-11-12 05:29:11 UTC

hey, seriously

2019-11-12 05:29:18 UTC

do you think I'm an old weird dude or something?

2019-11-12 05:29:20 UTC

how long u recon u can last without going outside

2019-11-12 05:29:31 UTC

jmack will marry you if you ask him

2019-11-12 05:29:46 UTC

seriously I think you might be trying to kill me and a secret predator because Iโ€™m scared of the web

2019-11-12 05:29:54 UTC

<:lmao1:619749634230845442>

2019-11-12 05:29:54 UTC

and good things never happen

2019-11-12 05:29:59 UTC

you're right

2019-11-12 05:30:04 UTC

good things never happen to losers

2019-11-12 05:30:09 UTC

rude

2019-11-12 05:30:12 UTC

uhhhhhhh

2019-11-12 05:30:17 UTC

predator?

2019-11-12 05:30:26 UTC

what mean

2019-11-12 05:30:29 UTC

I consider myself a fortunate loser

2019-11-12 05:30:31 UTC

ANYONE COULD BE ANYTHING

2019-11-12 05:30:42 UTC

you could be with me

2019-11-12 05:30:44 UTC

just sayin

2019-11-12 05:30:44 UTC

THIS IS VIRTUAL

2019-11-12 05:30:55 UTC

lol okay I'm done

2019-11-12 05:31:04 UTC

Xyz VR chat could be cool

2019-11-12 05:31:09 UTC

oh yeah

2019-11-12 05:31:10 UTC

no

2019-11-12 05:31:12 UTC

I could vid chat

2019-11-12 05:31:14 UTC

Ye

2019-11-12 05:31:15 UTC

*panting*

2019-11-12 05:31:15 UTC

if you wanna see me

2019-11-12 05:31:17 UTC

that should never happen

2019-11-12 05:31:19 UTC

VR not vid

2019-11-12 05:31:25 UTC

like virtual reality

2019-11-12 05:31:29 UTC

is jmack the dream

2019-11-12 05:31:30 UTC

maybe one day

2019-11-12 05:31:35 UTC

Is this me missing my shot

2019-11-12 05:31:40 UTC

I'm a pupper

2019-11-12 05:31:45 UTC

At prosperity in favor of fear

2019-11-12 05:31:47 UTC

Again

2019-11-12 05:31:49 UTC

Yes this is dog

2019-11-12 05:31:50 UTC

probably

2019-11-12 05:31:56 UTC

for the 10,000 time

2019-11-12 05:31:56 UTC

but u never know

2019-11-12 05:32:03 UTC

i don't wanna see dolie raping me with her weird ass avatar

2019-11-12 05:32:03 UTC

you won't know if you never try

2019-11-12 05:32:16 UTC

take a risk, the worst that could happen is hes secretly a charming serial killer

2019-11-12 05:32:18 UTC

why not @Bolsapryca

2019-11-12 05:32:22 UTC

and if u try you could die

2019-11-12 05:32:22 UTC

I am pretty charming

2019-11-12 05:32:35 UTC

very

2019-11-12 05:32:35 UTC

like many killers

2019-11-12 05:32:37 UTC

He makes music too

2019-11-12 05:32:44 UTC

so do I

2019-11-12 05:32:47 UTC

I know silly

2019-11-12 05:32:50 UTC

Lol itโ€™s โ€œmusicโ€

2019-11-12 05:32:51 UTC

Match made in heaven

2019-11-12 05:33:00 UTC

7070 , there's a whole maid market for rich dudes out there, promote yourself nigga

2019-11-12 05:33:02 UTC

do something

2019-11-12 05:33:06 UTC

LOL

2019-11-12 05:33:10 UTC

I dunno...

2019-11-12 05:33:13 UTC

we wouldn't get a lot done prob

2019-11-12 05:33:13 UTC

what happened to xyz song

2019-11-12 05:33:14 UTC

even craiglist works

2019-11-12 05:33:17 UTC

Be a broke traveller

2019-11-12 05:33:19 UTC

do u want beebeeZ

2019-11-12 05:33:25 UTC

do you?

2019-11-12 05:33:36 UTC

wtf this is wild

2019-11-12 05:33:40 UTC

I really wanna fuck moonmoon for some reason she's got class man like an early 20th century dรฉbutante

2019-11-12 05:33:53 UTC

Yeah

2019-11-12 05:33:55 UTC

pin that lmao

2019-11-12 05:33:56 UTC

<:cursed:624041058749382666>

2019-11-12 05:33:59 UTC

Farmer babies

2019-11-12 05:34:01 UTC

either she kills me, or I kill her

2019-11-12 05:34:03 UTC

that's the game

2019-11-12 05:34:04 UTC

back off @Britannia

2019-11-12 05:34:05 UTC

LOL

2019-11-12 05:34:07 UTC

we're not talking about the same moon

2019-11-12 05:34:08 UTC

if we ever see each other

2019-11-12 05:34:20 UTC

You guys could kill yourselves and make it easier

2019-11-12 05:34:23 UTC

rip

2019-11-12 05:34:25 UTC

hahaha

2019-11-12 05:34:26 UTC

Jk I love you

2019-11-12 05:34:32 UTC

I'd suck a fart out of her arse

2019-11-12 05:34:32 UTC

sped up romeo and juliet

2019-11-12 05:34:39 UTC

Lmfao

2019-11-12 05:34:44 UTC

i barfed

2019-11-12 05:34:57 UTC

is that even how farts work?

2019-11-12 05:35:01 UTC

I lit a cigarette and it tasted like broken dreams

2019-11-12 05:35:07 UTC

I think I need to quit

2019-11-12 05:35:12 UTC

ur not meant to eat the cig

2019-11-12 05:35:17 UTC

dummy

2019-11-12 05:35:23 UTC

I wrote a poem about smoking yesterday

2019-11-12 05:35:26 UTC

I am a stranger to myself

2019-11-12 05:35:27 UTC

It's super gay and edgu

2019-11-12 05:35:36 UTC

post poem

2019-11-12 05:35:38 UTC

sobriety

2019-11-12 05:35:46 UTC

7070 is writing one for us right now

2019-11-12 05:35:50 UTC

hello

2019-11-12 05:35:51 UTC

scary must eject wine

2019-11-12 05:35:59 UTC

Onto snow

2019-11-12 05:36:00 UTC

no she's rapping actually

2019-11-12 05:36:05 UTC

everyone

2019-11-12 05:36:07 UTC

Freestylin

2019-11-12 05:36:10 UTC

Ok maybe not go that far but I'd fuck her off every surface both horizontal and vertical in her college dorm

2019-11-12 05:36:13 UTC

Hey Mandy!

2019-11-12 05:36:18 UTC

hullo mandeezy

2019-11-12 05:36:24 UTC

Mandeep

2019-11-12 05:36:29 UTC

Manderp

2019-11-12 05:36:32 UTC

Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerp

2019-11-12 05:36:41 UTC

<:snakerepellent:621491067052884008>

2019-11-12 05:36:47 UTC

@Britannia good luck every surface has aids

2019-11-12 05:36:48 UTC

<:smugpepe:619749634402942998>

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