christmasopolis

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2019-11-12 04:23:33 UTC

dm me bolsa

2019-11-12 04:23:38 UTC

<:cursed:624041058749382666>

2019-11-12 04:23:41 UTC

yes really

2019-11-12 04:23:42 UTC

Theyโ€™re beating this girls lover with sticks on a cross like Jesus

2019-11-12 04:23:46 UTC

Heโ€™s blind

2019-11-12 04:23:56 UTC

And now she needs to tell him sheโ€™s with child

2019-11-12 04:23:59 UTC

very romantic

2019-11-12 04:24:01 UTC

i know what you're trying to say, my point is i don't think there's a direct continuation of humanity's social aspect once you die

2019-11-12 04:24:05 UTC

no you dont

2019-11-12 04:24:07 UTC

LOL

2019-11-12 04:24:08 UTC

oops wrong file

2019-11-12 04:24:10 UTC

i havent even said it

2019-11-12 04:24:12 UTC

asshole

2019-11-12 04:24:24 UTC

okay

2019-11-12 04:24:24 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/618965202402017318/643667389317251072/maroon_5_1261.mp3

2019-11-12 04:24:32 UTC

NO

2019-11-12 04:24:33 UTC

i'm talking about what you've already said nigger

2019-11-12 04:24:35 UTC

hahaha

2019-11-12 04:24:40 UTC

I am not a fan of Maroon 5

2019-11-12 04:24:47 UTC

-.-

2019-11-12 04:24:58 UTC

can we go to a different channel to do this then

2019-11-12 04:25:03 UTC

in fact

2019-11-12 04:25:05 UTC

i'm not that interested

2019-11-12 04:25:09 UTC

then why ask

2019-11-12 04:25:11 UTC

The last time I saw a maroon five cd

2019-11-12 04:25:20 UTC

cause life ain't black and white duh

2019-11-12 04:25:21 UTC

I instinctively threw it away

2019-11-12 04:25:23 UTC

i was a little interested

2019-11-12 04:25:25 UTC

theres a lot of reasons

2019-11-12 04:25:27 UTC

OKAY FINE

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/618965202402017318/643667652593844243/peace_of_mind_acoustic_2.mp3

2019-11-12 04:25:28 UTC
2019-11-12 04:25:30 UTC

i can tell you arent seeing

2019-11-12 04:25:32 UTC

i just want to help

2019-11-12 04:25:34 UTC

<:pepeeyes:620490020293312514>

2019-11-12 04:25:48 UTC

I ate a whole box of cereal

2019-11-12 04:25:51 UTC

Bag

2019-11-12 04:25:56 UTC

cereal is a scam

2019-11-12 04:26:08 UTC

Sort of

2019-11-12 04:26:12 UTC

It hurt like croutons

2019-11-12 04:26:17 UTC

But was good like dreams

2019-11-12 04:26:20 UTC

Cereal slaps

2019-11-12 04:26:25 UTC

The fuck

2019-11-12 04:26:34 UTC

cereal is a scam

2019-11-12 04:26:37 UTC

You and your steel cut oats mf

2019-11-12 04:26:40 UTC

you guys suck

2019-11-12 04:26:42 UTC

look, you want to enlighten me with your baseless assumptions while being condescending?

2019-11-12 04:26:43 UTC

Fuck you I like raisin bran

2019-11-12 04:26:45 UTC

I DO Jot

2019-11-12 04:26:45 UTC

whaaaaaaaaa

2019-11-12 04:26:47 UTC

NOT

2019-11-12 04:26:47 UTC

i'm asking just to be on the same page

2019-11-12 04:26:50 UTC

<:honkhonk:620490774135701535>

2019-11-12 04:26:52 UTC

sugar wheat for the sugar and wheat monopolies

2019-11-12 04:27:01 UTC

<:cursed:624041058749382666>

2019-11-12 04:27:01 UTC

cause as far as i know you don't know how the afterlife works

2019-11-12 04:27:01 UTC

i dont want to assume anything

2019-11-12 04:27:04 UTC

@Bolsapryca either helheim or valhalla nigger where are you heading

2019-11-12 04:27:05 UTC

and i hate being condescending

2019-11-12 04:27:06 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/618965202402017318/643668068014227456/africtronica11.mp3

2019-11-12 04:27:15 UTC

last one

2019-11-12 04:27:16 UTC

then I stop

2019-11-12 04:27:18 UTC

posting

2019-11-12 04:27:19 UTC

shit

2019-11-12 04:27:25 UTC

you arent posting shit holy

2019-11-12 04:27:29 UTC

stop fucking hating yourself

2019-11-12 04:27:33 UTC

I just assume theyโ€™re all viral files

2019-11-12 04:27:34 UTC

okay

2019-11-12 04:27:38 UTC

And ur really 87

2019-11-12 04:27:38 UTC

listen to this one 7

2019-11-12 04:27:48 UTC

you've seen my face

2019-11-12 04:27:50 UTC

so many times

2019-11-12 04:27:51 UTC

7

2019-11-12 04:27:55 UTC

โ€œYour faceโ€

2019-11-12 04:27:56 UTC

@Shane i'm not talking about nordic shit nigga

2019-11-12 04:28:07 UTC

too pretty to be real

2019-11-12 04:28:16 UTC

um? Thanks?

2019-11-12 04:28:36 UTC

wait until like 1:45 on that last one

2019-11-12 04:28:39 UTC

it gets GEWD

2019-11-12 04:28:44 UTC

sigh

2019-11-12 04:28:45 UTC

I think my sobriety is making me strangely paranoid

2019-11-12 04:28:52 UTC

๐Ÿฟ

2019-11-12 04:28:53 UTC

๐Ÿ˜„

2019-11-12 04:28:55 UTC

same

2019-11-12 04:29:04 UTC

7, the person you have seen is me

2019-11-12 04:29:06 UTC

And like uh weirdly aggressive

2019-11-12 04:29:10 UTC

@jmack <:lover:622833995297718291>

2019-11-12 04:29:15 UTC

Krusol!

2019-11-12 04:29:17 UTC

ily

2019-11-12 04:29:19 UTC

โค

2019-11-12 04:29:23 UTC

then I have seen an angel

2019-11-12 04:29:25 UTC

hai babe

2019-11-12 04:29:35 UTC

7 thinks I'm not actually pretty

2019-11-12 04:29:42 UTC

and it's a fake person

2019-11-12 04:29:49 UTC

didn't you drink today? @7070

2019-11-12 04:29:54 UTC

I mean itโ€™s kinda too good to be true

2019-11-12 04:29:55 UTC

you DID?

2019-11-12 04:29:58 UTC

No I have not

2019-11-12 04:30:05 UTC

I made it two days

2019-11-12 04:30:08 UTC

I drank a lot today

2019-11-12 04:30:09 UTC

CONGRATS

2019-11-12 04:30:13 UTC

oh shit

2019-11-12 04:30:17 UTC

She decided to spend the money people give her on something else

2019-11-12 04:30:32 UTC

mister is a hater

2019-11-12 04:30:33 UTC

I earned this money actually

2019-11-12 04:30:37 UTC

I should drink maybe

2019-11-12 04:30:43 UTC

it was my severance pay

2019-11-12 04:30:48 UTC

you finally started hustling?

2019-11-12 04:30:52 UTC

the wild card of paychecks

2019-11-12 04:30:55 UTC

thumos tho

2019-11-12 04:30:57 UTC

I'm trying to come to terms with the fact I'm going to be an alcoholic for the rest of my natural life

2019-11-12 04:31:09 UTC

ok retard

2019-11-12 04:31:10 UTC

the bye bye check

2019-11-12 04:31:19 UTC

@Bolsapryca im sorry i was rude to you dude. but its as basic as this. a lot of people believe dying doing virtuous activity has an effect on the afterlife. theres also the whole thing about how wars in and of themselves are like sacrifices to empower different solar and lunar egregores belonging to different countries. i think you're right though that people take it too far. which is what i wanted to say

2019-11-12 04:31:38 UTC

It's my best friend but worst enemy

2019-11-12 04:31:42 UTC

Ok so when u give birth in ancient Korea

2019-11-12 04:32:00 UTC

they like put ceiling ropes in ur hand

2019-11-12 04:32:07 UTC

And shove towels in ur mouth

2019-11-12 04:32:08 UTC

should've given me that context when i asked the first time lmao

2019-11-12 04:32:21 UTC

ceiling ropes

2019-11-12 04:32:25 UTC

you could also just go study yourself

2019-11-12 04:32:26 UTC

ceiling

2019-11-12 04:32:27 UTC

i wasn't gonna read all the cursed shit

2019-11-12 04:32:27 UTC

ropes

2019-11-12 04:32:29 UTC

but you're right

2019-11-12 04:32:33 UTC

im sorry i didnt provide context

2019-11-12 04:32:43 UTC

<:cursed:624041058749382666>

2019-11-12 04:32:58 UTC

@Cursed u r retard

2019-11-12 04:33:07 UTC

i dont blame you for not wanting to scroll around and shit

2019-11-12 04:33:09 UTC

i dont expect you to

2019-11-12 04:33:29 UTC

you don't have to be nice to me i like it rough <:gagged:624030641872175104>

2019-11-12 04:33:29 UTC

Holy fuck

2019-11-12 04:33:31 UTC

My sides

2019-11-12 04:33:42 UTC

@Bolsapryca wanna fugg

2019-11-12 04:33:47 UTC

stfu

2019-11-12 04:34:03 UTC

Ugh

2019-11-12 04:34:21 UTC

@Bolsapryca I have a really big penis I think you'll enjoy ;D

2019-11-12 04:34:25 UTC

whatsup krusol

2019-11-12 04:34:40 UTC

Le atmosphere

2019-11-12 04:34:45 UTC

<:honkedfromthestart:627175000511610900>

2019-11-12 04:34:55 UTC

i'll enjoy it in a jar

2019-11-12 04:35:01 UTC

Jarnis

2019-11-12 04:35:06 UTC

๐Ÿค”

2019-11-12 04:35:24 UTC

That's an unsettling thought tbh

2019-11-12 04:35:32 UTC

Shame on you bolsa

2019-11-12 04:35:37 UTC

at least it will be enjoyed

2019-11-12 04:35:53 UTC

try asking mister

2019-11-12 04:35:57 UTC

he's in need

2019-11-12 04:36:14 UTC

How will a rotting penis in a jar be enjoyed?

2019-11-12 04:36:17 UTC

he's been weird lately i assume it's the lack of penis

2019-11-12 04:36:39 UTC

you know what spice is so good

2019-11-12 04:36:42 UTC

no u

2019-11-12 04:36:44 UTC

Itโ€™s not a spice

2019-11-12 04:36:54 UTC

Nevermind

2019-11-12 04:37:01 UTC

It's not the size of the boat

2019-11-12 04:37:06 UTC

It's the motion of the ocean

2019-11-12 04:37:18 UTC

Wrong

2019-11-12 04:37:20 UTC

I have both qualities

2019-11-12 04:37:26 UTC

if the seas are rough

2019-11-12 04:37:32 UTC

Donโ€™t get in on a dingy

2019-11-12 04:37:39 UTC

I prefer staying on land

2019-11-12 04:37:58 UTC

Or being a whale

2019-11-12 04:37:59 UTC

i'm lost on metaphors

2019-11-12 04:38:04 UTC

An apex predator

2019-11-12 04:38:08 UTC

does staying on land means doing it standing or some shit

2019-11-12 04:38:19 UTC

it means not doin it

2019-11-12 04:38:24 UTC

I don't want to ride his boat

2019-11-12 04:38:28 UTC

@Bolsapryca we can start off with dinner, I was thinking wine and paella by the sea

2019-11-12 04:38:36 UTC

i don't like paella

2019-11-12 04:38:38 UTC

it is not the height of the cliff it's the fun falling off of it

2019-11-12 04:38:42 UTC

and no one eats paella for dinner

2019-11-12 04:38:52 UTC

I thought it sounded kinda nice

2019-11-12 04:39:02 UTC

but no one eats paella by the sea

2019-11-12 04:39:16 UTC

what even is paella

2019-11-12 04:39:21 UTC

the spanish be shamed for paella

2019-11-12 04:39:23 UTC

It's delicious

2019-11-12 04:39:30 UTC

I was trying to be a sexy romantic Spaniard

2019-11-12 04:39:33 UTC

yeah I dunno

2019-11-12 04:39:34 UTC

Philippino people cook it better

2019-11-12 04:39:38 UTC

I just was being weird

2019-11-12 04:39:45 UTC

that would've worked 20 years ago

2019-11-12 04:39:48 UTC

Pie ayahhhh

2019-11-12 04:39:56 UTC

people cook paella are really bad

2019-11-12 04:40:04 UTC

how do

2019-11-12 04:40:06 UTC

Don't think that

2019-11-12 04:40:07 UTC

cook a stew

2019-11-12 04:40:08 UTC

how so

2019-11-12 04:40:19 UTC

I wanna be paella bad

2019-11-12 04:40:26 UTC

I gotta start making it for real

2019-11-12 04:40:35 UTC

every fucking family in spain does paella in a different way

2019-11-12 04:40:41 UTC

and i don't like any

2019-11-12 04:40:52 UTC

@Akah yes we can eat a sausage stew by the sea in hull <:yeesh:630878470225788928>

2019-11-12 04:40:59 UTC

How romantic

2019-11-12 04:41:06 UTC

yeah why not

2019-11-12 04:41:10 UTC

see it works

2019-11-12 04:41:15 UTC

have a seagull

2019-11-12 04:41:39 UTC

savaloy

2019-11-12 04:41:43 UTC

not a seagull

2019-11-12 04:42:01 UTC

@Bolsapryca I'll rustle up an English paella with chicken nuggets

2019-11-12 04:42:12 UTC

@lil#

2019-11-12 04:42:14 UTC

english paella has chorizo

2019-11-12 04:42:15 UTC

lol

2019-11-12 04:42:31 UTC

white people smh

2019-11-12 04:42:37 UTC

>implying British people can cook

2019-11-12 04:42:46 UTC

i once got cheese slices and put instant mash between them

2019-11-12 04:42:52 UTC

Do you like English men bolsa?

2019-11-12 04:42:55 UTC

i'm 0% romantic anyways

2019-11-12 04:43:03 UTC

change targets before it's too late

2019-11-12 04:43:05 UTC

i'm an englishmen

2019-11-12 04:43:08 UTC

<:honkhonk:620490774135701535>

2019-11-12 04:43:19 UTC

@lilison DMs are broken

2019-11-12 04:43:35 UTC

server uk is being affected over at discoerd

2019-11-12 04:43:40 UTC

@Akah that sounds fucked up

2019-11-12 04:43:42 UTC

m8

2019-11-12 04:43:48 UTC

I bet bolsa has a nice bum

2019-11-12 04:44:05 UTC

you haven't heard a slither of it

2019-11-12 04:44:15 UTC

The kind of bum you wanna just pinch

2019-11-12 04:44:16 UTC

of the fucked up

2019-11-12 04:44:31 UTC

A NICE RUMP

2019-11-12 04:44:35 UTC

sexual harassment <:banned:624776179517358102>

2019-11-12 04:44:53 UTC

i've never wanted to pinch an ass

2019-11-12 04:45:00 UTC

Don't pretend you don't like it bby

2019-11-12 04:45:16 UTC

You're just playing hard to get

2019-11-12 04:45:18 UTC

look, you made me gag , that's as far as you get

2019-11-12 04:45:22 UTC

ruh roh

2019-11-12 04:45:51 UTC

brit when he sees asas

2019-11-12 04:45:51 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/618965202402017318/643672789110489088/dungeness_crab_no_background.png

2019-11-12 04:46:00 UTC

<:yikes:620490020457021440>

2019-11-12 04:46:05 UTC

lmao

2019-11-12 04:46:16 UTC

I'll pinch your ass and give you crabs

2019-11-12 04:46:23 UTC

<:cursed:624041058749382666> ๐Ÿ–

2019-11-12 04:46:27 UTC

Fml

2019-11-12 04:46:34 UTC

you have crabs on your hand hair? @mister

2019-11-12 04:46:38 UTC

Yep

2019-11-12 04:46:54 UTC

My knuckles are seeping with crabs

2019-11-12 04:47:11 UTC

hot

2019-11-12 04:47:21 UTC

omg the production gets so low

2019-11-12 04:47:28 UTC

That gypsy bitch let me grab her arse all the time

2019-11-12 04:47:32 UTC

Like I could have made this show with a phone camera

2019-11-12 04:47:43 UTC

What

2019-11-12 04:47:46 UTC

Even let me bite it

2019-11-12 04:48:09 UTC

you fucking the gypsy who sent thugs to your house?

2019-11-12 04:48:25 UTC

She didn't send thugs to my house

2019-11-12 04:48:42 UTC

And no just let me fool around

2019-11-12 04:48:44 UTC

Iโ€™m watching a show I have fifteen hours left

2019-11-12 04:48:52 UTC

They killed my favorite characters

2019-11-12 04:48:56 UTC

which show?

2019-11-12 04:49:00 UTC

And the production is low

2019-11-12 04:49:01 UTC

send them a letter

2019-11-12 04:49:09 UTC

i wouldn't put my mouth near a gypsy's ass even if my life depended on it

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