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dm me bolsa
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yes really
Theyโre beating this girls lover with sticks on a cross like Jesus
Heโs blind
And now she needs to tell him sheโs with child
very romantic
i know what you're trying to say, my point is i don't think there's a direct continuation of humanity's social aspect once you die
no you dont
LOL
oops wrong file
i havent even said it
asshole
okay
NO
i'm talking about what you've already said nigger
hahaha
I am not a fan of Maroon 5
-.-
can we go to a different channel to do this then
in fact
i'm not that interested
then why ask
The last time I saw a maroon five cd
cause life ain't black and white duh
I instinctively threw it away
i was a little interested
theres a lot of reasons
OKAY FINE
i can tell you arent seeing
i just want to help
<:pepeeyes:620490020293312514>
I ate a whole box of cereal
Bag
cereal is a scam
Sort of
It hurt like croutons
But was good like dreams
Cereal slaps
The fuck
cereal is a scam
You and your steel cut oats mf
you guys suck
look, you want to enlighten me with your baseless assumptions while being condescending?
Fuck you I like raisin bran
I DO Jot
whaaaaaaaaa
NOT
i'm asking just to be on the same page
<:honkhonk:620490774135701535>
sugar wheat for the sugar and wheat monopolies
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cause as far as i know you don't know how the afterlife works
i dont want to assume anything
@Bolsapryca either helheim or valhalla nigger where are you heading
and i hate being condescending
last one
then I stop
posting
shit
you arent posting shit holy
stop fucking hating yourself
I just assume theyโre all viral files
okay
And ur really 87
listen to this one 7
you've seen my face
so many times
7
โYour faceโ
@Shane i'm not talking about nordic shit nigga
too pretty to be real
um? Thanks?
wait until like 1:45 on that last one
it gets GEWD
sigh
I think my sobriety is making me strangely paranoid
๐ฟ
๐
same
7, the person you have seen is me
And like uh weirdly aggressive
Krusol!
ily
โค
then I have seen an angel
hai babe
7 thinks I'm not actually pretty
and it's a fake person
didn't you drink today? @7070
I mean itโs kinda too good to be true
you DID?
No I have not
I made it two days
I drank a lot today
CONGRATS
oh shit
She decided to spend the money people give her on something else
mister is a hater
I earned this money actually
I should drink maybe
it was my severance pay
you finally started hustling?
the wild card of paychecks
thumos tho
I'm trying to come to terms with the fact I'm going to be an alcoholic for the rest of my natural life
ok retard
the bye bye check
@Bolsapryca im sorry i was rude to you dude. but its as basic as this. a lot of people believe dying doing virtuous activity has an effect on the afterlife. theres also the whole thing about how wars in and of themselves are like sacrifices to empower different solar and lunar egregores belonging to different countries. i think you're right though that people take it too far. which is what i wanted to say
It's my best friend but worst enemy
Ok so when u give birth in ancient Korea
they like put ceiling ropes in ur hand
And shove towels in ur mouth
should've given me that context when i asked the first time lmao
ceiling ropes
you could also just go study yourself
ceiling
i wasn't gonna read all the cursed shit
ropes
but you're right
im sorry i didnt provide context
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i dont blame you for not wanting to scroll around and shit
i dont expect you to
you don't have to be nice to me i like it rough <:gagged:624030641872175104>
Holy fuck
My sides
@Bolsapryca wanna fugg
stfu
Ugh
@Bolsapryca I have a really big penis I think you'll enjoy ;D
whatsup krusol
Le atmosphere
<:honkedfromthestart:627175000511610900>
i'll enjoy it in a jar
Jarnis
๐ค
That's an unsettling thought tbh
Shame on you bolsa
at least it will be enjoyed
try asking mister
he's in need
How will a rotting penis in a jar be enjoyed?
he's been weird lately i assume it's the lack of penis
you know what spice is so good
no u
Itโs not a spice
Nevermind
It's not the size of the boat
It's the motion of the ocean
Wrong
I have both qualities
if the seas are rough
Donโt get in on a dingy
I prefer staying on land
Or being a whale
i'm lost on metaphors
An apex predator
does staying on land means doing it standing or some shit
it means not doin it
I don't want to ride his boat
@Bolsapryca we can start off with dinner, I was thinking wine and paella by the sea
i don't like paella
it is not the height of the cliff it's the fun falling off of it
and no one eats paella for dinner
I thought it sounded kinda nice
but no one eats paella by the sea
what even is paella
the spanish be shamed for paella
It's delicious
I was trying to be a sexy romantic Spaniard
yeah I dunno
Philippino people cook it better
I just was being weird
that would've worked 20 years ago
Pie ayahhhh
people cook paella are really bad
how do
Don't think that
cook a stew
how so
I wanna be paella bad
I gotta start making it for real
every fucking family in spain does paella in a different way
and i don't like any
@Akah yes we can eat a sausage stew by the sea in hull <:yeesh:630878470225788928>
How romantic
yeah why not
see it works
have a seagull
savaloy
not a seagull
@Bolsapryca I'll rustle up an English paella with chicken nuggets
@lil#
english paella has chorizo
lol
white people smh
>implying British people can cook
i once got cheese slices and put instant mash between them
Do you like English men bolsa?
i'm 0% romantic anyways
change targets before it's too late
i'm an englishmen
<:honkhonk:620490774135701535>
server uk is being affected over at discoerd
m8
I bet bolsa has a nice bum
you haven't heard a slither of it
The kind of bum you wanna just pinch
of the fucked up
A NICE RUMP
sexual harassment <:banned:624776179517358102>
i've never wanted to pinch an ass
Don't pretend you don't like it bby
You're just playing hard to get
look, you made me gag , that's as far as you get
ruh roh
brit when he sees asas
<:yikes:620490020457021440>
lmao
I'll pinch your ass and give you crabs
<:cursed:624041058749382666> ๐
Fml
you have crabs on your hand hair? @mister
Yep
My knuckles are seeping with crabs
hot
omg the production gets so low
That gypsy bitch let me grab her arse all the time
Like I could have made this show with a phone camera
What
Even let me bite it
you fucking the gypsy who sent thugs to your house?
She didn't send thugs to my house
And no just let me fool around
Iโm watching a show I have fifteen hours left
They killed my favorite characters
which show?
And the production is low
send them a letter
i wouldn't put my mouth near a gypsy's ass even if my life depended on it
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