selfies

Discord ID: 286742216477638656


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2017-04-12 18:06:02 UTC

I identify as a Muslim

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2017-04-12 18:06:07 UTC

Alright, I need to go in a second but @Vesna Lajon remember sugar momma, toy boy is right here :p

2017-04-12 18:06:32 UTC

That was the weirdest thing I ever said

2017-04-12 18:06:41 UTC

Skipping you made me laugh

2017-04-12 18:06:46 UTC

lel

2017-04-12 18:06:48 UTC

@huell_Clover sorry i only play with daddy

2017-04-12 18:06:59 UTC

Gosh darn it @Vesna Lajon

2017-04-12 18:07:04 UTC

@Vesna Lajon Thanks hun

2017-04-12 18:07:20 UTC

Daddy repzion.....

2017-04-12 18:07:28 UTC

@Vesna Lajon Hey, we can roleplay

2017-04-12 18:07:30 UTC

sorry brow machine broke

2017-04-12 18:07:39 UTC

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

2017-04-12 18:07:54 UTC

Want those thicc brows

2017-04-12 18:08:05 UTC

I don't understand the concept behind selfies.

2017-04-12 18:08:14 UTC

Self picture

2017-04-12 18:08:23 UTC

You point a camera at yourself and you take a picture

2017-04-12 18:08:31 UTC

yeah

2017-04-12 18:08:32 UTC

yee

2017-04-12 18:08:35 UTC

it's for people who like their faces

2017-04-12 18:08:40 UTC

It's pretty fuckign simple

2017-04-12 18:08:44 UTC

Likely no one cares of your appearance and presence either way. I am not talking about the overall concept of it's core, but it's nature

2017-04-12 18:08:52 UTC

yeah yeah

2017-04-12 18:08:54 UTC

tfw too intelligent

2017-04-12 18:09:00 UTC

Same

2017-04-12 18:09:18 UTC

Nigga everyone cares about my appearance I am the prettiest little bitch niggga on this server

2017-04-12 18:09:28 UTC

Ned, lemme see that boy ass

2017-04-12 18:09:36 UTC

smooch nig

2017-04-12 18:09:39 UTC

No you want that ass you see it wit yo own eyes

2017-04-12 18:09:51 UTC

My eyes diggin in that little shithole

2017-04-12 18:09:52 UTC

You smooch my ass wit yo lips not yo eyes nigguh

2017-04-12 18:09:59 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286742216477638656/301781010079547392/image.jpg

2017-04-12 18:10:02 UTC

Guys this is really me

2017-04-12 18:10:09 UTC

You're a Jew, we see

2017-04-12 18:10:10 UTC

Saucy

2017-04-12 18:10:12 UTC

100% no photoshop

2017-04-12 18:10:28 UTC

>Shagging sheep
You're one of us Welshies now, brother

2017-04-12 18:10:33 UTC

Idk where I got these stupid minecraft shit

2017-04-12 18:10:46 UTC

hawt

2017-04-12 18:11:27 UTC

What you're gonna be looking like when I'm done with your tight little shitcave.

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2017-04-12 18:11:45 UTC

Bring it on ma nig

2017-04-12 18:12:21 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286742216477638656/301781603628351488/image.jpg

2017-04-12 18:12:38 UTC

Master cheif taking out isis, 2012 colorized

2017-04-12 18:12:57 UTC

>colorised

2017-04-12 18:12:57 UTC

Nigga

2017-04-12 18:12:58 UTC

No

2017-04-12 18:13:25 UTC

It's 2012 Isis wasn't a big thing back then and also, THEY'D ALREADY HAVE COLOUR CAMERAS

2017-04-12 18:13:38 UTC

IF YOu GONNA MAKE MEMES SON YOu GOTTA DO EM RIGHT

2017-04-12 18:13:45 UTC

You can't use logic with memes

2017-04-12 18:14:18 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286742216477638656/301782095716679690/20170410_211400.JPG

2017-04-12 18:14:26 UTC

You can't meme with logic

2017-04-12 18:14:42 UTC

That cat looks like its about to pounce and kill somet

2017-04-12 18:14:46 UTC

someone*

2017-04-12 18:16:39 UTC

Uglynigger.png

2017-04-12 18:17:22 UTC

Did you post a selfie?

2017-04-12 18:17:56 UTC

@dani(el) man or a woman?

2017-04-12 18:18:07 UTC

Yes

2017-04-12 18:18:19 UTC

sadly i am only an eel

2017-04-12 18:18:24 UTC

Damm

2017-04-12 18:18:27 UTC

sexy eel at that

2017-04-12 18:19:29 UTC

Dani's a trap

2017-04-12 18:19:37 UTC

but is it gay?

2017-04-12 18:19:41 UTC

Nah

2017-04-12 18:19:49 UTC

Go for it

2017-04-12 18:19:55 UTC

but mate

2017-04-12 18:19:58 UTC

I love traps, they are awesome

2017-04-12 18:19:59 UTC

if shemale all the better!

2017-04-12 18:20:06 UTC

Bruv

2017-04-12 18:20:11 UTC

dude I saw one guy who was a trap

2017-04-12 18:20:13 UTC

but DAYUM

2017-04-12 18:20:23 UTC

so fucking convincing

2017-04-12 18:20:24 UTC

10/10

2017-04-12 18:20:29 UTC

I have seen some qt traps

2017-04-12 18:20:38 UTC

wpuld bang 11/10

2017-04-12 18:20:56 UTC

Yeah idk about that but traps are cool ๐Ÿ‘Œ

2017-04-12 18:29:22 UTC

You only like em cause u gay

2017-04-12 18:30:53 UTC

same

2017-04-12 18:32:14 UTC

FAIL!

2017-04-12 18:32:16 UTC

Not a Selfie!

2017-04-12 18:32:18 UTC

BANNED!

2017-04-12 18:33:07 UTC

so in conclusion

2017-04-12 18:33:11 UTC

daniel is cute

2017-04-12 18:33:40 UTC

Your face would constitute as an image of nuclear aftermath

2017-04-12 18:33:58 UTC

yes

2017-04-12 18:34:25 UTC

Dont know think mines worse

2017-04-12 18:35:11 UTC

Like a nuclear aftermath tht was then shot by a atomic bomb

2017-04-12 19:12:00 UTC

Well I didn't answer every question on my exam... Tfw accepting my failure

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286742216477638656/301796614496976907/JPEG_20170412_141058.jpg

2017-04-12 19:12:25 UTC

With those eyes, I'm suprised you didn't copy all of the other tests

2017-04-12 19:12:48 UTC

tfw you're also accepting i have a higher average than you

2017-04-12 19:12:49 UTC

bang bang

2017-04-12 19:13:12 UTC

A 2.0?

2017-04-12 19:13:27 UTC

Jokes.

2017-04-12 19:13:37 UTC

bowling average bb's

2017-04-12 19:14:19 UTC

although i bowled like shit for my tourney lololol

2017-04-12 19:14:21 UTC

That's because I haven't bowled on a league in 2 years so my last official average remains the same

2017-04-12 19:14:53 UTC

takes longer to bring an average up

2017-04-12 19:16:05 UTC

my averaged jumped over 20 pins

2017-04-12 19:16:06 UTC

i was at like 175 last season

2017-04-12 19:16:33 UTC

Me too

2017-04-12 19:17:03 UTC

now it's like 194.5 or something

2017-04-12 19:23:43 UTC

My average is 40

2017-04-12 19:23:58 UTC

I am bad at bowling

2017-04-12 21:15:04 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286742216477638656/301827587641180160/IMG_20100101_0908281.jpg

2017-04-12 21:16:22 UTC

ANOTHER BLACK PERSON THAT WATCHES DANS VIDEOS

2017-04-12 21:16:29 UTC

I'M AMAZED

2017-04-12 21:16:48 UTC

Is that Rare? lol

2017-04-12 21:17:03 UTC

YES YES IT IS

2017-04-12 21:17:23 UTC

Now I feel like a Special little Snowflake ๐Ÿ”ซ

2017-04-12 21:17:29 UTC

XD

2017-04-12 21:23:02 UTC

Welcome to being anpther part of Spirits pointless statistics.

2017-04-12 21:23:11 UTC

Special indeed

2017-04-12 21:48:20 UTC

its not rare

2017-04-12 21:48:30 UTC

people just dont mention their race

2017-04-12 22:07:48 UTC

I identify as a meat popcicle.

2017-04-12 22:22:52 UTC

Your hair is fucking awesome

2017-04-12 22:55:39 UTC

And welcome to another episode of "Devin can't take a joke", plus after that a brand new episode of "Devons saltiness is acknowledged".

2017-04-12 22:58:04 UTC

he just mad and insecure

2017-04-12 22:58:53 UTC

The fuck is this

2017-04-12 23:07:17 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286742216477638656/301855826140987392/JPEG_20170412_190626.jpg

2017-04-12 23:07:40 UTC

I love how you have the same expression in every picture

2017-04-12 23:07:52 UTC

it's endearing

2017-04-12 23:08:39 UTC

I kinda dislike my smile

2017-04-12 23:10:29 UTC

same

2017-04-12 23:10:44 UTC

but gotta try to own it

2017-04-12 23:11:04 UTC

or at least I do

2017-04-12 23:11:42 UTC

even if the smile isnt good a smile helps a picture so much more than not smiling

2017-04-12 23:12:00 UTC

sounds dumb but its true

2017-04-12 23:12:02 UTC

Have you seen my Instagram it's like i have a resting dick face

2017-04-12 23:12:07 UTC

Be confident in your smile there's nothing wrong with it :]

2017-04-12 23:13:45 UTC

@Spirit is a nigger

2017-04-12 23:14:11 UTC

hello vegan brother

2017-04-12 23:14:50 UTC

@Ace Needs to go kill himself

2017-04-12 23:15:03 UTC

uh oh

2017-04-13 00:11:21 UTC

My smile looks like have cripling doen syndrome

2017-04-13 00:18:30 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286742216477638656/301873748485603328/BKAEnhanced.PNG

2017-04-13 00:18:46 UTC

I wrote a program that can pixelate pictures

2017-04-13 00:23:40 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286742216477638656/301875046903709696/DaniEnhance.PNG

2017-04-13 00:30:27 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286742216477638656/301876757441806337/17499235_281406535605961_8312901946566673465_n.png

2017-04-13 00:31:52 UTC

What up?

2017-04-13 00:31:53 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286742216477638656/301877116125970433/image.jpg

2017-04-13 00:32:33 UTC

I was pretty shocked that Kisara Vera featured me

2017-04-13 00:33:23 UTC

congrats bro

2017-04-13 01:59:06 UTC

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2017-04-13 01:59:14 UTC

new haircut

2017-04-13 02:01:00 UTC

O my

2017-04-13 02:01:16 UTC

You look so young without a beard lol

2017-04-13 02:01:44 UTC

thanks

2017-04-13 02:05:20 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286742216477638656/301900635291516938/20170412_220444.jpg

2017-04-13 02:52:43 UTC

@Okamle why're you in your little bro's room?

2017-04-13 02:57:41 UTC

r00d

2017-04-13 03:10:55 UTC

I had a face mask on and it was great

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286742216477638656/301917140934590468/Snapchat-26671867.jpg

2017-04-13 03:14:32 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286742216477638656/301918050142257162/image.jpg

2017-04-13 03:15:08 UTC

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2017-04-13 03:26:36 UTC

War flashbacks to my friend playing nekopara

2017-04-13 03:40:27 UTC

nekopara = vietnam?

2017-04-13 03:49:51 UTC

Should i put this in cancer ?

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2017-04-13 03:50:52 UTC

maybe the shirt that is 4 sizes too large @Okamle

2017-04-13 03:51:43 UTC

just use it to sleep in

2017-04-13 03:53:24 UTC

ya i know my smile bad/cancer .... i dislike it too

2017-04-13 03:54:58 UTC

No

2017-04-13 05:11:58 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286742216477638656/301947601186717707/nyaEnhance.PNG

2017-04-13 05:14:47 UTC

me_irl

2017-04-13 05:14:56 UTC

hot

2017-04-13 05:15:53 UTC

๐Ÿ˜

2017-04-13 06:01:10 UTC

@Maki Roll omg your hair - that's insane

2017-04-13 06:05:46 UTC

Its pretty normal tbh XD

2017-04-13 06:06:10 UTC

or insane - but in a good way

2017-04-13 06:06:22 UTC

7

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286742216477638656/301961294527856640/C9Ljwb9UMAENh4z.jpg

2017-04-13 06:09:50 UTC

Serial killer on the loose

2017-04-13 06:09:58 UTC

looks like it

2017-04-13 06:10:02 UTC

you found me!

2017-04-13 06:10:12 UTC

I'm very dangerous

2017-04-13 06:10:14 UTC

I KILL YOU ALL

2017-04-13 06:10:18 UTC

^

2017-04-13 06:10:25 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286742216477638656/301962311466221569/Discord_Profile_Pic.jpg

2017-04-13 06:10:29 UTC

You and dovah kinda look alike

2017-04-13 06:10:39 UTC

Aye it's the gay blanket boi

2017-04-13 06:10:43 UTC

yup

2017-04-13 06:10:47 UTC

I'm super creepy

2017-04-13 06:10:49 UTC

everyone knows

2017-04-13 06:12:36 UTC

tru

2017-04-13 06:14:57 UTC

When you turn on your phone first thing in the morning and it's set to the selfie camera

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286742216477638656/301963451893547009/20170216_133645.jpg

2017-04-13 06:27:15 UTC

@Mami-Chan I like

2017-04-13 06:28:12 UTC

@Deleted User I'm glad someone likes my ugly morning mug

2017-04-13 06:28:26 UTC

that's funny

2017-04-13 06:28:28 UTC

noice stuff

2017-04-13 06:28:40 UTC

Then it has fufilled it's purpose

2017-04-13 06:28:45 UTC

perfect

2017-04-13 07:40:14 UTC

Hello clarice

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286742216477638656/301984913564106752/ass.jpg

2017-04-13 07:53:17 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286742216477638656/301988200878964736/image.jpg

2017-04-13 07:57:39 UTC

Is it just me or is there some resemblance there?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286742216477638656/301989299530760192/scarlett_johansson.png

2017-04-13 07:57:53 UTC

WHAT DO U MEAN

2017-04-13 08:00:07 UTC

oUo

2017-04-13 08:00:41 UTC

Headphones look silly

2017-04-13 08:00:53 UTC

I'm surprised you say that bc irl everyone always calls me fat and ugly ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

2017-04-13 08:01:36 UTC

Attention whore

2017-04-13 08:01:48 UTC

CYBER BULLY I AM BEING LEGIT 100% NO LIES HONEST

2017-04-13 08:01:52 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ฆ

2017-04-13 08:02:00 UTC

I bully all cybers!

2017-04-13 08:02:10 UTC

HOW DARE YOU

2017-04-13 08:02:34 UTC

everyone in real life calls me nasty things and calls me ugly and and now I have to deal with it online??

2017-04-13 08:02:52 UTC

Well I'm gonna call you nasty things online too

2017-04-13 08:03:14 UTC

OH NO

2017-04-13 08:04:13 UTC

Headphones make you look fat

2017-04-13 08:06:44 UTC

true

2017-04-13 08:17:52 UTC

@DevinSilver damn, there is resemblance

2017-04-13 08:17:59 UTC

I know right!

2017-04-13 08:18:07 UTC

I thought I was going crazy when I saw it!

2017-04-13 08:18:10 UTC

@Spaghetti โค we all want you, be ours forever

2017-04-13 08:18:15 UTC

creepy

2017-04-13 08:18:20 UTC

I know

2017-04-13 08:18:42 UTC

Careful now. It will get to her head and she'll start WHORING OUT!

2017-04-13 08:18:49 UTC

lol

2017-04-13 08:18:51 UTC

Oh oh. Might get banned for saying that again

2017-04-13 08:18:52 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286742216477638656/301994636052791307/image.jpg

2017-04-13 08:18:54 UTC

omg I forgot about that

2017-04-13 08:19:36 UTC

I didn't. I'm still laughing about it.

2017-04-13 08:19:38 UTC
2017-04-13 08:19:50 UTC

Love that laugh

2017-04-13 08:28:38 UTC

Am I sexy

2017-04-13 08:29:13 UTC

Yeah, jesus you're fuckin cute @Spaghetti โค

2017-04-13 08:29:32 UTC

ur too kind my friend

2017-04-13 08:30:01 UTC

omg your twitter: dicksoutt

2017-04-13 08:30:09 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286742216477638656/301997474711601154/image.jpg

2017-04-13 08:30:28 UTC

d i c k s o u t

2017-04-13 08:30:28 UTC

You kind of look like maxmoefo

2017-04-13 08:30:49 UTC

2 ts

2017-04-13 08:31:32 UTC

I'm a purple poop

2017-04-13 08:31:51 UTC

Nah man

2017-04-13 08:32:01 UTC

You have a strong chin

2017-04-13 08:32:48 UTC

Thx bb

2017-04-13 09:03:14 UTC

U should work with idubbz to donate a chin to leafy

2017-04-13 09:19:09 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286742216477638656/302009807186034698/me.jpg

2017-04-13 09:19:46 UTC

damn

2017-04-13 09:19:52 UTC

dem glasses doe

2017-04-13 09:19:59 UTC

I adore Aviators

2017-04-13 09:20:07 UTC

this is me, everyone always calls me a fat ugly scarlet johanson ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286742216477638656/302010053030838273/potato.png

2017-04-13 09:20:16 UTC

U UGWY

2017-04-13 09:20:30 UTC

Y R U NEKED IN THAT PICTURE

2017-04-13 09:20:34 UTC

Whatever that is, it's adorable tbh

2017-04-13 09:23:11 UTC

Its bean

iz potatetoe

2017-04-13 12:27:01 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286742216477638656/302057085959536641/C8CXil8W4AAwGDR.jpg_large.jpeg

2017-04-13 12:58:05 UTC

Id fuck you where u live ?

2017-04-13 13:05:14 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286742216477638656/302066701481279488/20170413_160109.jpg

2017-04-13 13:05:26 UTC

Kinda sunny today

2017-04-13 13:06:53 UTC

You just triggered vampires

2017-04-13 13:07:20 UTC

I'm not that white

2017-04-13 13:07:42 UTC

You don't even sparkle

2017-04-13 13:08:50 UTC

Yeah :(

2017-04-13 13:08:54 UTC

Feelsbadman

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