Catfished again <:kobSad:294336478790680576>

I've only been with one girl for a couple of months till she thought​we were better off as friends 💔😂

I hope you die in your sleep

Same

If its not you, then whomst the fuck is she?

^^^

I dunno

some chick I found on an image board

"Lets just be friends", said the thot. "Okay", said the cuck.

Kys

<:feels:280645240572870656> <:FeelsGunMan:263470537320300545>

@Mr. Skelly you look really good!

i cant tell if thats a joke or not

Its not her

shh

<:feels:280645240572870656>

No

Clippeh

Thanks for complimenting the girl I found on an image board

this nigga is after some pussy

Ur memes are bad

asshole. lol

I posted a legit selfie earlier

FUCKIN TRAP

how dare you

I'm a chubby fuck

(heh you get it...)

ruffers ill shank you

Shank me nigga

Try me

Ill kick that ass in no seconds

Lemme dm you a good meme

Do it pussy

goddamn i live in a sodding cave

Cut yourself

ill cut you in a second

With your bad memes????

You already did

<:feels:280645240572870656>

you say i have bad memes but youre using pepe emotes

Lmao

Try me nigga

Thats what i thought

Weak

Dont try me

XD

Do I still look like a fetus?

you look like a man

also your nose is very very big

overall 10/10

I know ;-;

I'm gonna get a nose job tho

She doesnt look like a man

my bad

she looks like a boy

Lol

Lmao

jokes aside you look fine

Yo also

Ur nose aint bad

Danks

_still gonna get that nose job tho_

sneeze on me 😩

No

Oh god

You're a creepy man of the woods

yep

@Sarai you're cute

Thanks Satan

Lel

Nice

~~@Satan~~ ***thanks***

@clippy Wtf is with your weird pose on the last selfie

whats wierd about it

It's not your signature pose

@Sarai you should really cut your hair boy

Or at least ponytail

Yo @Xehanort XIII can you send images on how that headset works, or the name of it, tbh i liked the idea

@Sarcastro but doesn't she look cute with that hair?

> she

@Ruffy is Agavant Glyph or something like that

Glyph is the model

Don't remember the name of the company

Leave my hair alone

Don't talk to me or my hair ever again

hey, sarais hair

WHATCHA DOING NOW

HAH

@Ruffy avegant headset

@Sarai but I think your hair is cute

@Sarcastro ayy fam thanks I grew it myself

Considering how much effort you had to put into not dying or becoming disfigured for so many years, thats pretty impressive

when I was your age, I also had long and straight hair

;-;

whats wrong?

I'll take that as a compliment thank you very much

I'll take you as my student, if you want

You'll be my teacher?

My sen...sei?

Well yeah, like my sensei was my teacher, and his teacher before him

Ok

What you teach tho?

Anything you want

O

Why can't men have long hair? When comes to working a job

<:wendysH:326202401969274880>

They can

Sexism <:FeelsSadMan:314021739841716224>

Not here

I had long hair at work for 2 years

Tho

and then a long "terrorist" beard

for 3 years

because I can

i like your hair @Bee

They want me have nazi hair cut <:FeelsBlobMan:317088565462958083>

This is Sarcastro's hair pecking order: [MAD] Sara, Sarcastro, Sarai, Daniel, Sarcasto's butt, Everyone else

I see <:BlobNervous:317088991616827393>

At least I'm #3

Ok, maybe Wolfe is right before Daniel

But not before my pupil

Thanks sensei

Well I'm getting hair tomorrow

Good luck with your inferior hair

Going cut some hair of the back

***;-;***

Show us your puny hair

***Mi hair is thicc***

without your retarded headphones

^

Show them eyes

eyes are gay

🤔

I don't think he has eyes

Rip

Me neither tho

I got X's

Cuz ur gay lol

Wow bully

Sarai, do you know what it is to kill your mother?

And I'm talking philosopy right now

N-no :(

Okay quas

Greed and lust is the mother

When with a focused and concentrated consciousness we enter the sensual world, the world of passions and lusts, and we try to find all these passions, but see only the emptiness behind them, when nowhere is there any attachment...

It's called - to kill your mother

Why tho?

Why mother?

Teach me sensei <:KannaExcite:321178179274407936>

Because the mother represents the strongest attachment

And that attachment is fake tho?

<:HYPERTHONK:317470894240956426>

No, it represents how strong is our attachment to fake passions and our greed for things that dont matter

But our mother matters <:owoLewd:337787289088294933>

Master Splinter soundin ass

Letting go of your lust and greed is as hard of a mental barrier to break as killing your mother

<:owoBaka:342016435570212864>

FUCK

Wtf even is happening rn lol

My teacher taught me in the mountain monastary of Caozhou

circa year 853

Sensei Sarcastro

yes, disciple?

How wise are you?

I spent years learning more and more about less and less and now I know everything about nothing at all

Socrates

Thank you @Repzion

MASTER YODA ASS

Woah, Socrates was a pretty cool girl btw

Was she hot?

Cute, not a thot

She was smart as fuck

"Unlearn what you have learned young padawan"

Socrates was a chick?

yeah

She was cute huh

Liar

guys, wanna know what was scorates most famous book?

The bible

Socrates doesn't have any writings

ah jokes on you haters, he didnt write anything

Good, Sarai, you already speak truth

he thought that writing makes people forgetful

all we know about him, comes from his student, plato

Ancient greeks relied on memory for everything

I like play-dough

Truth is, she never wrote books, she drew manga

thats why they LOST

Play-dough lit

Hentai manga

Hot

On clay pots

With Aphrodite

Plato made loli hentai

Plato was probably gay

🤔

all greeks werer gay

Tru

They had orgies and shit

Anyway, Sarai

when you "kill" the metaphorical "mother"

if you look at me with the eyes of your face you will see light

but it will be your own light that is reflected!

thats just how it works

O

Bruh

Gay

How do I kill her sensei?

Your lips are cute ●u● @Bee

Thank youuu

@Sarai you dont

;-;

Wtf was that miniature book of a lesson for then lmao

My eyes will never see light

It happens when you reach a certain level

Ffs

Nigga im master prestige

Learn to be patient

We still need to work a lot before I can introduce you to my senseis friends

Ive been laying in bed for 4 hours now waiting for lunch

@Tpyo for fuck sake, why didnt you meditate for those 4 hours? you organic waste of oxygen

Im always in a constant state of meditation

I dont believe you

Im like yoda but more badass

He was watching porn

your shadow is too thin, like from a person in a constant chaotic state of disorder

NOT THE WHOLE TIME

@Bee 😮

basically you're a low level normie

LOL

Dis nigga called me a normie

but this @Sarai... they have real potential

Wow

Fuck all yall

All yall can eat a caterpillar dick

I'll ignore your use of "they" as I feel flattered

I was trying to highlight that I dont care about your gender, but about what kind of person you are and what kind of person you will become

Best sensei

<:FeelsHappyHugged:332921062679511040>

hello fam nice to meet u

At least change your local name to my disciple or something

Once I get home so I can send a pic with name and not lose my role @Sarcastro

Huh? Loose role?

@savs your nose is so cute ;-;

haha thank you ❤

If you change your name you lose your regular role