That's what she said

peanut butter

yeah

i tried that once

doesnt mask shit

btw I like your mercy profile pic

ty lol

Oh right that's Mercy

looked a bit odd

ur welcome

i main her

but my mouse is dead so im sitting here losing rank

What's with grills and mercy

Like 1/4 grills don't main Mercy

melon's not a grill

Ah

What's with guys maining Mercy

i am tho ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)

I still haven't figured out who I fully main yet

hello yes i am gril ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)

What rank are you anyway Melon?

```DIFF
- bork
```

high plat

You can't lose SR then

28xx ish

cant i

NO

i thought they amde it for everyone

NO*

fuck

casp

caps

NO

NU

Anyway yea only diamond and up loses SR

lucky i cant get into diamond playing this trash tier hero

There is a top 10 Mercy main in America on Xbox

Mercy and Zen main

I'm sure you can

believe in yourself

git gud fag.

i play her with a macro

xxD

"YOU GOTTA BELIEVE"

- Black Slave

Lucio*

i got an old video of sorta what my playstyle is now

its evolved and gotten better since then

What do you mean you got a macro for Mercy?

Like you constantly hop?

nope

it's a fast heal thingie

nope

Huh?

wat

TELL ME

watch my video and see if you can figure out what it is if you like

Give link den

no fuck I know what it is

its hidden pretty well but its active 100% of the time

just don't know how to describe it

"I require healing"

xD

Hey y'all, anyone here experienced with law, especially with tortes and inheritance? More specifically with making sure shitasses don't come out of the woodwork and steal someone's legacy for their nephews/nieces and grandneph/nieces?

i usually heal genjis first depending on the situiation

then they just fuck up

I used to play wow

Then you got a life

i used to play wow too

IT'S MULTIPLE ACTIONS INTO ONE BUTTON

no

it does only one thing

*flatulence*

which follows blizzards rules

i'm gonna figure this out

i can link you video if you like

I used to play WoW, and then I got a life.

Actualy nevermind

I'm a basement dwelling nerd

<:feels:280645240572870656>

I don't see anything

do u need a doctor

Maybe.

yeah link it

Plz

Show us your magics

been awhile since i played wow so I don't remember

Low gold looks fun.

im above that now

I bet I could get the fucking floor is lava achievement on you noobs

lol

Yea 😛

probably

I used to main Lucio now I'm kinda burnt out

I believed too much

I wasn't angry enough

I "Oh yeah"d too much

This season's been a cunt tbh

i get my pistol out way more now

and can 1v1 most people

I was on a 6-7 lose streak yesterday and lost 150 SR and I got it all back in like 3 hours

its funny people dont expect mercy to fuck you up

Now I'm on a 6 win streak

Yea ik

"Suprising amount of damage" I think the meme goes

so figured out that macro?

No

ffs

I'm a consoles scrub what do I know

it lets me switch between healing and damage boost really quick

Why do you expect me to know

yeah I saw it

Eh

so dont press anything for healing and hold for damage

it makes a massive difference

trust me

Oh

Ok.

Makes sense

Kinda

lets you switch really quick

actually no

Sounds like a huge pain if you lock onto the wrong person

you should notice it flicks to damage every time i switch targets

nah

its not

then if you dont aim at anyone it keeps the beam and switches to damage

it makes her ezpz

I liked the song you used in the video

Oki

Yea songs not bad

it was good background music

i usually lock the right person first time evenw hen they are grouped together

its just learning how her locking works

I like how at 6:28 you just rub D.vas face.

WOW it's 4:10 am here

"Waifu"

lol

i was just doing it to the beat lol

Yea.

i wasnt rubbing her face

Yea you were

admit it

no i wasnt

Rubbing her face to the beat

"Waifu san"

*rub rub rub rub*

the attacking song is my fav

btw

xD

in that playlist anyway

Also at like around 6 minutes someone says "No Hanzo on attack" who cares if it's on attack or defense, that doesn't really matter with Hanzo, what matters is if he's shit or good

lol

look at the rank

ik

But

like

everyone thinks they are pro

and knows everything

Sty once told me that rank doesn't matter

Anyway, I have seen video of a Bronze Hanzo with sick aim but everything else about him was shit

Does daddy play Overwatch?

yeah positioning is almost more important than aim

😛

your mom plays overwatch

😦

I cri evertim

rep plays overwatch sometimes

kewl

i would be playing rn but mouse

Yea

i have to use my old mouse

and i cant play with that

it doesnt have enough buttons

Poor you

you probably noticed my ult was bount to shift

bound

*Sits with a controller

xD

rather than r

with like 12

Yea

I did

luckily my mouse is half the price of a new controller

Rub it in would you

then my keyboard is worth like 3 controllers

Those must be some high grade chinese kids that make Microsofts controllers

sooo

xD

the mouse i had was razer

fucking shit

im gonna buy the v2 of it though

cause im so used to it

do you have rocket league

Yes

wanna 1v1

Can't.

why

Because I'm not home

lol

gey

ikr

id reck you anyway

I'm such a fag 😦

Prov

prob*

Yeah

You are

Thank you meka Hitler, you always make me feel better.

anyone wanna play chess

:3

i just wanna play a game

with someone else

Cards against humanity online?

chess uses more brain

Who needs brain?

its like the video game of reading a book

You see that's probably why you are in plat. You use too much brain

Do as Zarya says and get in there

lol

fucking

Battle mercy

if theres an ana on my team

ill get nano'd at least once

... I once Boostied,

Boostio'ed?

every fucking game

i get her ult

as mercy

lel

topkek

i just go in and start shooting cunts

"You use too much brain"

Don't come to the Krusty Krab tomorrow

heyzeus wanna chess wif meh

Why? Don't tell my Krusty was a jew all along.

Will it work from my phone?

yeah

Can I spectate?

Ok

if you click the link after him you can

Oki kool

I don't know how to play chess lol

if you clikc it first you will play

oh

lol

ill go easy

or try to

http://multiplayerchess.com/#!/bbfpqzv59f2g

I might join you but I kinda just want to get the lay of the land, besides it's been ages since I played chess