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Comrade, the other week I dropped my card, and we have a tap and go thing here, so soemoen got my card and brought some cigarettes...then went to buy more stuff...jokes on them I am poor af and had no more money to steal

religion rules

you wouldnt get mugged as much if you lived in a more homogenous country with a larger middle class

like sweden

oh wai

oy vey you are going against the narrative @Sarcastro

@Adrien Arcand haha, shlomo, i'm jewish

OY VEY

It would be a nice place if it weren't full of black people and mexicans slinging drugs.

I'm Jewish and a woman

Jews aren't people

I'm also a jewish woman, thats also black and retarded

and I'm gay

Pfff

I am a cat meow

Me too, mew

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/gS3IYeH5aJs/hqdefault.jpg

Mew!

Transnigger ftw

@RevelJack hold up internet killed itself

The Jews are the ones who promote mulitculturalism and race mixing the most

@Onyxryde I always carry my cards concealed and in my wallet I just have some "free" cards from some shitty banks that have like 1 dollar on them

transpecies

the only problem is that there's my name written on it

@Dragonbornf898 fix it

though I write it with a mistake because they dont check the transliteration

yeah well that day my car broke down and I jsut decided it would be smart to jsut take my keys and card instead of my wallet and you know, shti happens

feels good man

So, where are these codes

gone

@Purpleskittles mew

you are a little late

meow meow

75% of the bolshevik commissars were jewish

Mew!!!

god damn do you need food or something lol

@Onyxryde living in russia in the 90s and 00s. When I went to buy something... I split my money into portions and hid it into secondary pockets and socks...

Yes, mew

my cats meow at me when they are hungry and follow me like I am their God mwahaha

@Onyxryde he needs a castration, like most cats

Mew!!! MEW!!!

Snip!!! SNIP!!!

In Australia, in the area I am in...you don't need to go to that much toruble thankfully

Where is the ship?!

okay
Alexis, this may hurt a little ~ pulls out scissors~

@Hellfire are you pre-op or post-op

now I dont have to also, but when I was young... well I still dont carry cash in the wallet at home. Its considered stupid to put cash in your wallet

Australia, you mean the land of savages]?

AAAHHH NO NO NO NO!!!

yeah I live in a hut

tbh I don't know hwo I am talkign to you right now, it's like telepathic powers or soemthing

@UlfViKings >Vikings calling anyone else savage

daaamn. coomfy?

lel

Save meh

I mean apart from the bloody hoop snake crawling up my leg

@Hellfire to the sterile box you go

it's alright

Vikings are exempt , we r exceptionalists

@Onyxryde man, just make a funnel spider gun

Huh, a box...

shoot dem spiders at the guys who attack you

yay

I think guns which shoot spiders would end all wars

Are the spiders like the size of those creatures in Kong Island?

no

getting blown up, meh...a fucking spider?! no way.

but their poison is specifially potent to monkeys like us

SPIDER!!!

thats funny considering that there are no native monkeys in australia

Nuuuu... ;3;

I'm onyl afraid of the white tail spider... because it's infection spreads and rots your flesh

cats are immune to most spiders though

@Onyxryde what about the funnel web spider? and that huge brown one

the huge brown one? like the huntsman?

But.. they look scary... ;3;

the funnel web is black

😢

yeah, the one thats agressive

i dunno, the funnel web... don't really see it

i don't know if i'm more afraid of the funnel web or the mouse spider

@Onyxryde you're probably far away from sydney

but I was laying on the ground and my ex jsut suddenly sits up and sees a white tail near my leg and kills it

thankfully i don't live on an island where everything and its cousin is trying to kill me

but i do have to worry about hobo spiders

i live in the suburbs near sydney

with what

a shoe

man I really dislike poisonous shit, thats why I never went to australia

Good night, I'm getting sleepy! Talk to you people later!! Bye!☆

it's not that bad

i think you mean venomous

good night

but in my native region we had this snake that can bite through its own jaw to get to you if you catch and hold it

i think that I would rather be in ac age with a snake than in acage with a lion or a bear

😲

Woooooooooooooooooooooow

i'd rather not be in a cage with any of them

that's dedication

the snake would just run away from the cage man

most snakes dont want to bite you

yeah, when you walk in the bush, jsut be loud

gyurza does though

its the freakin funnel web of snakes

it's got a vendetta against everything

thats hard when you're playing airsoft

I was lucky I THINK I stepped ona brown snake, it was half in logn grass, I stepped on it, look down... it slithered into the grass, I only saw half of it... it was lightish brown so I assuem it was a brown snake

with redbacks (more poisonous version, fully black) and gyurzas everywhere

I never go out into nature without my tough military boots

I think because it was half in the grass it had nowhere to go but forward

once saved me from a really long and rusty sharp metal stick

or spike

with redbacks you at least have time to go to the hospital

people hate rattlers, but rattlers at least give you a warning

with funnels you have time to send a few sms

what is a gyurzas

and change facebook status to KILL

lol go on facebook " I am dead, bye"

TheRightStuff.biz

"I am dead, bye. Fuck you Ben, you're a hoe"

haha

Mods?

I can't get into that link

http://mpcdot.com/forums/ i found my new poz pig at this great hook up website

try this http://cs320221.vk.me/v320221030/896c/CGRe9DwJNMg.jpg

oh yeah i see

but serious, people are so scared of Australia but seem to not flinch at the places where black bears roam free

Levant viper

or are they normal brown bears? I don't know...THEY ARE BEARS!

man if you see a bear you're dead any way

with spiders and snakes there is still a sense of false hope

but at least the bear is not venomois

Has anyone here played the destroy all humans games?

venom may be painful, but being eaten alive sounds much worse lol

they look very bad

andn o I haven't G.I

@Onyxryde nah, you die before getting eaten

i guess you would die of shock if they don't get any vital arteries or organs first

but yeah I guess you would bleed out pretty fast

nah, the bear hits you like a truck, you're brobably be knocked out quickly

and like most animals it will go for the neck while checking if you're alive

the thing is you cant run away from a bear: it can run at 60 km/hour, can get you on any tree and can climb any clif. If there is a place in the forest, the bear can get there

yeah, you can definitely run away from a snake and after a few metres they can't even tell where you are anyway as they rely on vibrations

they rely on heat vision and smell mostly

you cant run away from a spider though

why not lol

because when you notice it, its already too late

its close

you're in a web

you're paralyzed

being turned to liquid

brain hurts

oh no

hmm nah i've walked in the bush and... oh god I need to find a picture of this because it's a surreal moment when it happens

why would you even come close to a bush in Australia

do you have a death wish?

I think they are the orbbeb spider or something, they are pretty obvious, so I was walking in a bush area near my place and suddenly they were everywhere, webs with spiders EVERYWHERE

yellow and black?

i think so

those are golden orb ones yeah

i don't think they are harmful but if you are afraid of spiders it is scary

but that's why you don't put your hands in cracks and spaces

wiki says the venom is similar to black widow, but not nearly as powerful

If I lived an AU, I would plastic wrap my shoes every time

lol

if I am paranoid abotu spiders in my shoe I stomp my shoe

the spider is not that easy to shake out

I'm super paranoid about spiders

yeah i wouldn't shake it cause..then it would fall out and then i have no control of where it goes

man I'm having a panic attack

sup boys

My biggest fear is so stupid though

not as stupid as mine

i don't midn spiders and snakes but i am so afraid of cockroaches

and that fear escalated when I learned that they could fucking fly

I'm afraid of:
1) Riding bikes
2) Spiders
3) Wasps

one of my friends loves spiders

I really dislike snakes but I dont have panic attacks from watching photos of snakes

riding bikes?

riding dykes?

yeah, if I imagine myself on a bicycle, my mind always goes out of control and paints an image of me loosing control and crashing with my heart rate spiking IRL

o .. hmm

is that because you crashed in real?

IKR

what damage could you possubly do on a bike?

yeah, when I was ~12 or 13

well you can get really fu*ked up on bike

I'm the sexiest 12 year old boy

I think you can say fuck in here

do I want to?

fuck no

when I was little my brother rode my bikie and the tyre was flat, and he crashed it and went down a hill, he was cut all over

I never swear

both of my breaks failed when I was riding on a downhill road with some occasional cars

but also when i was like 12, we used to go down hills and let go of the handle bar

so I decided to take a hit before I get too fast

and i did it for too long and flipped lol

I didnt hit any cars, but ended up falling to the left and getting cut, burnt and scraped pretty bad

to this day I have trouble turning left on any vehicle starting from a scooter and ending with a car

i was so confused at first, as we driveo n the left lol

really, it was that truamatising?

I'm not sure if it's connected

it probably is

But yeah, I can't even imagine riding a bike now

20 years have passed

but you can turn left i na car?

I feel this discomfort

Like I can't turn enough

i think we all have discomfort when turning across traffic

Or can't turn too much or I will loose balance

On an empty field man

Jesus how am I supposed to write a fucking report for this book

I'm not a coward, I've even jumped out of moving cars without trouble but this just rustles my jimmies

@prankster2099 don't

@prankster2099 make something up

I mean, why is it fucking allowed

WEll, i know this may sound stupid but the legit way of getting passed that is by doing it over and over and realising it's not that bad

it has Sexual Abuse and shit

About how it reflects the prejudice of our society

WTF

man i used to write reports on books i didn't read all the time

@Onyxryde I know that but its too late anyway. Time to die soon anyway

@prankster2099 what is the title

In my psychology course I always skipped the domestic violence stuff, I would read it and then start noping.

Chinese Handcuffs

Kinky

@Onyxryde why? It's the best part

Idk even know if I was allowed to change my book

as I originally had a long fucking book

so I went with a shorter one

so you chose that book

I didn't research it

Read the power of one instead. A really great book

I didn't fucking know

we were given a list of books we could choose

is it a big part of the book?

@Repzion Next time you give away codes games try a cheecky tacktic of posting the code with spaces between each letter.

It's the main plot

I swear

if I get in trouble because I'm reading the wrong fucking book

or write a report on this book

but it's in the selection

ᶦ ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ

@prankster2099 why does it trigger you that much? The author clearly had something important to convey through that

@Sarcastro We live in a society where even writing about this stuff can ruin your life

how does it ruin your life

Idk, people could think "Wow, he chose that book, what a fucking weirdo"

Are you from sweden?

no

I'm probably being paranoid