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2017-03-14 00:50:11 UTC

Comrade, the other week I dropped my card, and we have a tap and go thing here, so soemoen got my card and brought some cigarettes...then went to buy more stuff...jokes on them I am poor af and had no more money to steal

2017-03-14 00:50:18 UTC

religion rules

2017-03-14 00:50:22 UTC

you wouldnt get mugged as much if you lived in a more homogenous country with a larger middle class

2017-03-14 00:50:43 UTC

like sweden

2017-03-14 00:50:44 UTC

oh wai

2017-03-14 00:51:04 UTC

oy vey you are going against the narrative @Sarcastro

2017-03-14 00:51:28 UTC

@Adrien Arcand haha, shlomo, i'm jewish

2017-03-14 00:51:47 UTC

OY VEY

2017-03-14 00:52:09 UTC

It would be a nice place if it weren't full of black people and mexicans slinging drugs.

2017-03-14 00:52:09 UTC

I'm Jewish and a woman

2017-03-14 00:52:19 UTC

Jews aren't people

2017-03-14 00:52:27 UTC

I'm also a jewish woman, thats also black and retarded

2017-03-14 00:52:35 UTC

and I'm gay

2017-03-14 00:52:36 UTC

Pfff

2017-03-14 00:52:39 UTC

I am a cat meow

2017-03-14 00:52:47 UTC

Me too, mew

2017-03-14 00:53:00 UTC

Mew!

2017-03-14 00:53:07 UTC

Transnigger ftw

2017-03-14 00:53:10 UTC

@RevelJack hold up internet killed itself

2017-03-14 00:53:16 UTC

The Jews are the ones who promote mulitculturalism and race mixing the most

2017-03-14 00:53:21 UTC

@Onyxryde I always carry my cards concealed and in my wallet I just have some "free" cards from some shitty banks that have like 1 dollar on them

2017-03-14 00:53:31 UTC

transpecies

2017-03-14 00:53:37 UTC

the only problem is that there's my name written on it

2017-03-14 00:53:44 UTC
2017-03-14 00:53:54 UTC

though I write it with a mistake because they dont check the transliteration

2017-03-14 00:54:01 UTC

yeah well that day my car broke down and I jsut decided it would be smart to jsut take my keys and card instead of my wallet and you know, shti happens

2017-03-14 00:54:02 UTC

feels good man

2017-03-14 00:54:29 UTC

So, where are these codes

2017-03-14 00:54:34 UTC

gone

2017-03-14 00:54:39 UTC

@Purpleskittles mew

2017-03-14 00:54:39 UTC

you are a little late

2017-03-14 00:54:43 UTC

meow meow

2017-03-14 00:54:48 UTC

75% of the bolshevik commissars were jewish

2017-03-14 00:54:50 UTC

Mew!!!

2017-03-14 00:55:08 UTC

god damn do you need food or something lol

2017-03-14 00:55:13 UTC

@Onyxryde living in russia in the 90s and 00s. When I went to buy something... I split my money into portions and hid it into secondary pockets and socks...

2017-03-14 00:55:18 UTC

Yes, mew

2017-03-14 00:55:24 UTC

my cats meow at me when they are hungry and follow me like I am their God mwahaha

2017-03-14 00:55:33 UTC

@Onyxryde he needs a castration, like most cats

2017-03-14 00:55:48 UTC

Mew!!! MEW!!!

2017-03-14 00:55:58 UTC

Snip!!! SNIP!!!

2017-03-14 00:56:01 UTC

In Australia, in the area I am in...you don't need to go to that much toruble thankfully

2017-03-14 00:56:19 UTC

Where is the ship?!

2017-03-14 00:56:23 UTC

okay
Alexis, this may hurt a little ~ pulls out scissors~

2017-03-14 00:56:27 UTC

@Hellfire are you pre-op or post-op

2017-03-14 00:56:40 UTC

now I dont have to also, but when I was young... well I still dont carry cash in the wallet at home. Its considered stupid to put cash in your wallet

2017-03-14 00:56:49 UTC

Australia, you mean the land of savages]?

2017-03-14 00:56:53 UTC

AAAHHH NO NO NO NO!!!

2017-03-14 00:56:58 UTC

yeah I live in a hut

2017-03-14 00:57:15 UTC

tbh I don't know hwo I am talkign to you right now, it's like telepathic powers or soemthing

2017-03-14 00:57:21 UTC

@UlfViKings >Vikings calling anyone else savage

2017-03-14 00:57:21 UTC

daaamn. coomfy?

2017-03-14 00:57:30 UTC

lel

2017-03-14 00:57:39 UTC

Save meh

2017-03-14 00:57:50 UTC

I mean apart from the bloody hoop snake crawling up my leg

2017-03-14 00:57:51 UTC

@Hellfire to the sterile box you go

2017-03-14 00:57:52 UTC

it's alright

2017-03-14 00:58:01 UTC

Vikings are exempt , we r exceptionalists

2017-03-14 00:58:11 UTC

@Onyxryde man, just make a funnel spider gun

2017-03-14 00:58:23 UTC

Huh, a box...

2017-03-14 00:58:24 UTC

shoot dem spiders at the guys who attack you

2017-03-14 00:58:29 UTC

yay

2017-03-14 00:58:51 UTC

I think guns which shoot spiders would end all wars

2017-03-14 00:58:54 UTC

Are the spiders like the size of those creatures in Kong Island?

2017-03-14 00:58:59 UTC

no

2017-03-14 00:59:15 UTC

getting blown up, meh...a fucking spider?! no way.

2017-03-14 00:59:22 UTC

but their poison is specifially potent to monkeys like us

2017-03-14 00:59:34 UTC

SPIDER!!!

2017-03-14 00:59:44 UTC

thats funny considering that there are no native monkeys in australia

2017-03-14 00:59:46 UTC

Nuuuu... ;3;

2017-03-14 00:59:58 UTC

I'm onyl afraid of the white tail spider... because it's infection spreads and rots your flesh

2017-03-14 00:59:59 UTC

cats are immune to most spiders though

2017-03-14 01:00:20 UTC

@Onyxryde what about the funnel web spider? and that huge brown one

2017-03-14 01:00:33 UTC

the huge brown one? like the huntsman?

2017-03-14 01:00:42 UTC

But.. they look scary... ;3;

2017-03-14 01:00:48 UTC

the funnel web is black

2017-03-14 01:00:49 UTC

šŸ˜¢

2017-03-14 01:00:53 UTC

yeah, the one thats agressive

2017-03-14 01:00:56 UTC

i dunno, the funnel web... don't really see it

2017-03-14 01:00:59 UTC

i don't know if i'm more afraid of the funnel web or the mouse spider

2017-03-14 01:01:10 UTC

@Onyxryde you're probably far away from sydney

2017-03-14 01:01:24 UTC

but I was laying on the ground and my ex jsut suddenly sits up and sees a white tail near my leg and kills it

2017-03-14 01:01:36 UTC

thankfully i don't live on an island where everything and its cousin is trying to kill me

2017-03-14 01:01:44 UTC

but i do have to worry about hobo spiders

2017-03-14 01:01:45 UTC

i live in the suburbs near sydney

2017-03-14 01:01:49 UTC

with what

2017-03-14 01:02:28 UTC

a shoe

2017-03-14 01:02:35 UTC

man I really dislike poisonous shit, thats why I never went to australia

2017-03-14 01:02:41 UTC

Good night, I'm getting sleepy! Talk to you people later!! Bye!ā˜†

2017-03-14 01:02:43 UTC

it's not that bad

2017-03-14 01:02:48 UTC

i think you mean venomous

2017-03-14 01:02:56 UTC

good night

2017-03-14 01:03:04 UTC

but in my native region we had this snake that can bite through its own jaw to get to you if you catch and hold it

2017-03-14 01:03:28 UTC

i think that I would rather be in ac age with a snake than in acage with a lion or a bear

2017-03-14 01:03:33 UTC

šŸ˜²

2017-03-14 01:03:39 UTC

Woooooooooooooooooooooow

2017-03-14 01:03:42 UTC

i'd rather not be in a cage with any of them

2017-03-14 01:03:52 UTC

that's dedication

2017-03-14 01:03:53 UTC

the snake would just run away from the cage man

2017-03-14 01:04:01 UTC

most snakes dont want to bite you

2017-03-14 01:04:05 UTC

yeah, when you walk in the bush, jsut be loud

2017-03-14 01:04:07 UTC

gyurza does though

2017-03-14 01:04:16 UTC

its the freakin funnel web of snakes

2017-03-14 01:04:32 UTC

it's got a vendetta against everything

2017-03-14 01:04:39 UTC

thats hard when you're playing airsoft

2017-03-14 01:05:01 UTC

I was lucky I THINK I stepped ona brown snake, it was half in logn grass, I stepped on it, look down... it slithered into the grass, I only saw half of it... it was lightish brown so I assuem it was a brown snake

2017-03-14 01:05:03 UTC

with redbacks (more poisonous version, fully black) and gyurzas everywhere

2017-03-14 01:05:40 UTC

I never go out into nature without my tough military boots

2017-03-14 01:05:50 UTC

I think because it was half in the grass it had nowhere to go but forward

2017-03-14 01:05:59 UTC

once saved me from a really long and rusty sharp metal stick

2017-03-14 01:06:03 UTC

or spike

2017-03-14 01:06:22 UTC

with redbacks you at least have time to go to the hospital

2017-03-14 01:06:29 UTC

people hate rattlers, but rattlers at least give you a warning

2017-03-14 01:06:55 UTC

with funnels you have time to send a few sms

2017-03-14 01:07:00 UTC

what is a gyurzas

2017-03-14 01:07:08 UTC

and change facebook status to KILL

2017-03-14 01:07:34 UTC

lol go on facebook " I am dead, bye"

2017-03-14 01:07:37 UTC
2017-03-14 01:08:00 UTC

"I am dead, bye. Fuck you Ben, you're a hoe"

2017-03-14 01:08:06 UTC

haha

2017-03-14 01:08:20 UTC

Mods?

2017-03-14 01:08:59 UTC

I can't get into that link

2017-03-14 01:09:08 UTC

http://mpcdot.com/forums/ i found my new poz pig at this great hook up website

2017-03-14 01:09:35 UTC

oh yeah i see

2017-03-14 01:10:03 UTC

but serious, people are so scared of Australia but seem to not flinch at the places where black bears roam free

2017-03-14 01:10:25 UTC

Levant viper

2017-03-14 01:10:27 UTC

or are they normal brown bears? I don't know...THEY ARE BEARS!

2017-03-14 01:10:48 UTC

man if you see a bear you're dead any way

2017-03-14 01:11:08 UTC

with spiders and snakes there is still a sense of false hope

2017-03-14 01:11:17 UTC

but at least the bear is not venomois

2017-03-14 01:11:37 UTC

Has anyone here played the destroy all humans games?

2017-03-14 01:12:34 UTC

venom may be painful, but being eaten alive sounds much worse lol

2017-03-14 01:12:38 UTC

they look very bad

2017-03-14 01:12:49 UTC

andn o I haven't G.I

2017-03-14 01:12:50 UTC

@Onyxryde nah, you die before getting eaten

2017-03-14 01:13:28 UTC

i guess you would die of shock if they don't get any vital arteries or organs first

2017-03-14 01:13:42 UTC

but yeah I guess you would bleed out pretty fast

2017-03-14 01:13:59 UTC

nah, the bear hits you like a truck, you're brobably be knocked out quickly

2017-03-14 01:14:14 UTC

and like most animals it will go for the neck while checking if you're alive

2017-03-14 01:15:05 UTC

the thing is you cant run away from a bear: it can run at 60 km/hour, can get you on any tree and can climb any clif. If there is a place in the forest, the bear can get there

2017-03-14 01:15:35 UTC

yeah, you can definitely run away from a snake and after a few metres they can't even tell where you are anyway as they rely on vibrations

2017-03-14 01:15:53 UTC

they rely on heat vision and smell mostly

2017-03-14 01:16:05 UTC

you cant run away from a spider though

2017-03-14 01:16:20 UTC

why not lol

2017-03-14 01:16:21 UTC

because when you notice it, its already too late

2017-03-14 01:16:27 UTC

its close

2017-03-14 01:16:31 UTC

you're in a web

2017-03-14 01:16:35 UTC

you're paralyzed

2017-03-14 01:16:41 UTC

being turned to liquid

2017-03-14 01:16:45 UTC

brain hurts

2017-03-14 01:16:47 UTC

oh no

2017-03-14 01:16:52 UTC

hmm nah i've walked in the bush and... oh god I need to find a picture of this because it's a surreal moment when it happens

2017-03-14 01:17:22 UTC

why would you even come close to a bush in Australia

2017-03-14 01:17:28 UTC

do you have a death wish?

2017-03-14 01:18:37 UTC

I think they are the orbbeb spider or something, they are pretty obvious, so I was walking in a bush area near my place and suddenly they were everywhere, webs with spiders EVERYWHERE

2017-03-14 01:18:49 UTC

yellow and black?

2017-03-14 01:19:02 UTC

i think so

2017-03-14 01:19:08 UTC

those are golden orb ones yeah

2017-03-14 01:20:11 UTC

i don't think they are harmful but if you are afraid of spiders it is scary

2017-03-14 01:20:39 UTC

but that's why you don't put your hands in cracks and spaces

2017-03-14 01:20:51 UTC

wiki says the venom is similar to black widow, but not nearly as powerful

2017-03-14 01:21:26 UTC

If I lived an AU, I would plastic wrap my shoes every time

2017-03-14 01:22:34 UTC

lol

2017-03-14 01:22:55 UTC

if I am paranoid abotu spiders in my shoe I stomp my shoe

2017-03-14 01:23:12 UTC

the spider is not that easy to shake out

2017-03-14 01:23:24 UTC

I'm super paranoid about spiders

2017-03-14 01:23:33 UTC

yeah i wouldn't shake it cause..then it would fall out and then i have no control of where it goes

2017-03-14 01:23:37 UTC

man I'm having a panic attack

2017-03-14 01:23:56 UTC

My biggest fear is so stupid though

2017-03-14 01:24:06 UTC

not as stupid as mine

2017-03-14 01:24:16 UTC

i don't midn spiders and snakes but i am so afraid of cockroaches

2017-03-14 01:24:42 UTC

and that fear escalated when I learned that they could fucking fly

2017-03-14 01:24:49 UTC

I'm afraid of:
1) Riding bikes
2) Spiders
3) Wasps

one of my friends loves spiders

2017-03-14 01:25:16 UTC

I really dislike snakes but I dont have panic attacks from watching photos of snakes

2017-03-14 01:25:18 UTC

riding bikes?

riding dykes?

2017-03-14 01:26:18 UTC

yeah, if I imagine myself on a bicycle, my mind always goes out of control and paints an image of me loosing control and crashing with my heart rate spiking IRL

o .. hmm

2017-03-14 01:26:38 UTC

is that because you crashed in real?

2017-03-14 01:26:45 UTC

IKR

what damage could you possubly do on a bike?

2017-03-14 01:26:49 UTC

yeah, when I was ~12 or 13

2017-03-14 01:27:09 UTC

well you can get really fu*ked up on bike

2017-03-14 01:27:16 UTC

I'm the sexiest 12 year old boy

I think you can say fuck in here

2017-03-14 01:27:40 UTC

do I want to?

2017-03-14 01:27:44 UTC

fuck no

2017-03-14 01:27:47 UTC

when I was little my brother rode my bikie and the tyre was flat, and he crashed it and went down a hill, he was cut all over

2017-03-14 01:27:50 UTC

I never swear

2017-03-14 01:28:27 UTC

both of my breaks failed when I was riding on a downhill road with some occasional cars

2017-03-14 01:28:28 UTC

but also when i was like 12, we used to go down hills and let go of the handle bar

2017-03-14 01:28:39 UTC

so I decided to take a hit before I get too fast

2017-03-14 01:28:40 UTC

and i did it for too long and flipped lol

2017-03-14 01:29:56 UTC

I didnt hit any cars, but ended up falling to the left and getting cut, burnt and scraped pretty bad

2017-03-14 01:30:25 UTC

to this day I have trouble turning left on any vehicle starting from a scooter and ending with a car

2017-03-14 01:31:36 UTC

i was so confused at first, as we driveo n the left lol

2017-03-14 01:31:44 UTC

really, it was that truamatising?

2017-03-14 01:32:22 UTC

I'm not sure if it's connected

2017-03-14 01:32:31 UTC

it probably is

2017-03-14 01:32:37 UTC

But yeah, I can't even imagine riding a bike now

2017-03-14 01:32:43 UTC

20 years have passed

2017-03-14 01:32:57 UTC

but you can turn left i na car?

2017-03-14 01:33:14 UTC

I feel this discomfort

2017-03-14 01:33:26 UTC

Like I can't turn enough

2017-03-14 01:33:32 UTC

i think we all have discomfort when turning across traffic

2017-03-14 01:33:47 UTC

Or can't turn too much or I will loose balance

2017-03-14 01:33:53 UTC

On an empty field man

2017-03-14 01:34:30 UTC

Jesus how am I supposed to write a fucking report for this book

2017-03-14 01:34:39 UTC

I'm not a coward, I've even jumped out of moving cars without trouble but this just rustles my jimmies

2017-03-14 01:34:46 UTC
2017-03-14 01:34:54 UTC

@prankster2099 make something up

2017-03-14 01:35:00 UTC

I mean, why is it fucking allowed

2017-03-14 01:35:04 UTC

WEll, i know this may sound stupid but the legit way of getting passed that is by doing it over and over and realising it's not that bad

2017-03-14 01:35:12 UTC

it has Sexual Abuse and shit

2017-03-14 01:35:13 UTC

About how it reflects the prejudice of our society

2017-03-14 01:35:13 UTC

WTF

2017-03-14 01:35:27 UTC

man i used to write reports on books i didn't read all the time

2017-03-14 01:35:48 UTC

@Onyxryde I know that but its too late anyway. Time to die soon anyway

2017-03-14 01:36:03 UTC

@prankster2099 what is the title

2017-03-14 01:36:08 UTC

In my psychology course I always skipped the domestic violence stuff, I would read it and then start noping.

2017-03-14 01:36:10 UTC

Chinese Handcuffs

2017-03-14 01:36:16 UTC

Kinky

2017-03-14 01:36:38 UTC

@Onyxryde why? It's the best part

2017-03-14 01:36:49 UTC

Idk even know if I was allowed to change my book

2017-03-14 01:36:59 UTC

as I originally had a long fucking book

2017-03-14 01:37:12 UTC

so I went with a shorter one

2017-03-14 01:37:15 UTC

so you chose that book

2017-03-14 01:37:23 UTC

I didn't research it

2017-03-14 01:37:24 UTC

Read the power of one instead. A really great book

2017-03-14 01:37:31 UTC

I didn't fucking know

2017-03-14 01:37:46 UTC

we were given a list of books we could choose

2017-03-14 01:37:57 UTC

is it a big part of the book?

2017-03-14 01:38:05 UTC

@Repzion Next time you give away codes games try a cheecky tacktic of posting the code with spaces between each letter.

2017-03-14 01:38:07 UTC

It's the main plot

2017-03-14 01:38:23 UTC

I swear

2017-03-14 01:38:37 UTC

if I get in trouble because I'm reading the wrong fucking book

2017-03-14 01:38:45 UTC

or write a report on this book

2017-03-14 01:38:53 UTC

but it's in the selection

2017-03-14 01:39:02 UTC

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2017-03-14 01:39:02 UTC

@prankster2099 why does it trigger you that much? The author clearly had something important to convey through that

2017-03-14 01:39:38 UTC

@Sarcastro We live in a society where even writing about this stuff can ruin your life

2017-03-14 01:39:49 UTC

how does it ruin your life

2017-03-14 01:40:16 UTC

Idk, people could think "Wow, he chose that book, what a fucking weirdo"

2017-03-14 01:40:23 UTC

Are you from sweden?

2017-03-14 01:40:49 UTC

no

2017-03-14 01:41:12 UTC

I'm probably being paranoid

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