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2017-03-10 10:22:32 UTC

you should really reevaluate your priorities in life

2017-03-10 10:22:43 UTC

yeah i really should

2017-03-10 10:22:46 UTC

๐Ÿค”

2017-03-10 10:23:05 UTC

i think the author should too

2017-03-10 10:23:24 UTC

Well at least you aren't fapping to cartoon horses.

2017-03-10 10:23:33 UTC

the author finished his work and got a whole load of money for drawing giant aliens getting raped

2017-03-10 10:23:37 UTC

my favourite part was when they were killing shit

2017-03-10 10:23:38 UTC

what did you do with your life?

2017-03-10 10:24:20 UTC

werent they killing everything all across the story?

2017-03-10 10:24:30 UTC

genocide is sexy

2017-03-10 10:24:40 UTC

im going to write a manga with a gay alien protagonist who was deported from mexico but his straight white male husband is on the other side of the wall 10/10

2017-03-10 10:24:56 UTC

no like the BEST killing parts

2017-03-10 10:25:29 UTC

like every five seconds someone has all their limbs like get ripped off

2017-03-10 10:25:51 UTC

Boring.

2017-03-10 10:26:01 UTC

^

2017-03-10 10:26:07 UTC

and all the weird shit where they start growing multiple heads like high as fuck

2017-03-10 10:26:08 UTC

oi

2017-03-10 10:26:28 UTC

I had an idea of a comics thats about the author that is actually drawing YOU

2017-03-10 10:26:37 UTC

thats so originzl!1

2017-03-10 10:26:51 UTC

plz no steal

2017-03-10 10:26:59 UTC

!! dont get how you would rite dat doe

2017-03-10 10:27:05 UTC

its nothing personel kid

2017-03-10 10:27:19 UTC

you overdid it

2017-03-10 10:27:24 UTC

challenge excepted

2017-03-10 10:28:08 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ค

2017-03-10 10:28:28 UTC

>A comic about a dude who fucks his robotic tulpa aboard a fusion-powered airplane whilst mother-fuckers are trying to cruxify him for being post-ironic.

2017-03-10 10:28:55 UTC

and they are actual mother duckers

2017-03-10 10:29:01 UTC

like they seek out only mothers

2017-03-10 10:29:02 UTC

yes

2017-03-10 10:29:18 UTC

Turns out his tulpa is a mother

2017-03-10 10:29:23 UTC

so he's a mother-fucker

2017-03-10 10:29:25 UTC

no

2017-03-10 10:29:28 UTC

and they just killed their comrade

2017-03-10 10:29:37 UTC

turns out the tulpa is Obama

2017-03-10 10:29:39 UTC

so they ironically grieve over him

2017-03-10 10:29:55 UTC

that sounds like a wonderful idea!

2017-03-10 10:29:55 UTC

shit my net is crappy

2017-03-10 10:29:55 UTC

aaaaaaaaaaaa

2017-03-10 10:29:56 UTC

my net

2017-03-10 10:30:03 UTC

it works tank god

2017-03-10 10:30:05 UTC

aahhhh

2017-03-10 10:30:10 UTC

net so tiny and small!

2017-03-10 10:30:22 UTC

thats the sound i made when da alieensz rapd me

2017-03-10 10:30:27 UTC

Turns out Tulpa is Stacey's Mom.

2017-03-10 10:30:47 UTC

and its also asian but has blonde hair

2017-03-10 10:30:53 UTC

who's stacey?

2017-03-10 10:31:04 UTC

STACEYS MOM HAS GOT IT GOING ON

2017-03-10 10:31:06 UTC

stacey is the woman your mother cheated on

SHES ALL THAT I WANT

2017-03-10 10:31:13 UTC

๐Ÿค”

AND IVE WAITED FOR SOO LONG.

2017-03-10 10:31:23 UTC

what the

2017-03-10 10:31:28 UTC

It's a song

it makes me sad

that you dont understand.

2017-03-10 10:31:50 UTC

the only song I know is the Yellow Submarine

2017-03-10 10:32:05 UTC

well

beatles are pree good tho.

2017-03-10 10:32:18 UTC

7 regulars once again

so i mean.

2017-03-10 10:32:43 UTC

just wait until I find my mic and become regular

2017-03-10 10:33:05 UTC

i want to join voice just to talk to someone because i feel extremely disconnected right now

2017-03-10 10:33:26 UTC

but i dont have a darn mic

2017-03-10 10:34:08 UTC

use your phone?

2017-03-10 10:34:14 UTC

oh

2017-03-10 10:34:21 UTC

I can talk with you when I get back from the office

2017-03-10 10:34:22 UTC

wont it pick up backgroud noise

2017-03-10 10:34:35 UTC

what kind of phone do you have?

2017-03-10 10:34:39 UTC

lol im a goddamn fetus no one wants to talk to me

2017-03-10 10:34:45 UTC

iphone 5 or 5s??

2017-03-10 10:34:46 UTC

dude

2017-03-10 10:34:49 UTC

like

2017-03-10 10:34:51 UTC

im literally a fetus

2017-03-10 10:34:51 UTC

you will be fine

2017-03-10 10:34:52 UTC

Ill talk

2017-03-10 10:35:03 UTC

talkie talkie

2017-03-10 10:35:07 UTC

like no joke im a fetuz

2017-03-10 10:35:16 UTC

I actually dont know who Repzion is

2017-03-10 10:35:23 UTC

oh ok

2017-03-10 10:35:37 UTC

plus i sounds like a dead inside fetus

2017-03-10 10:35:43 UTC

can give me a short rundown?

2017-03-10 10:35:44 UTC

yeah,i figured it out

2017-03-10 10:35:50 UTC

i sound like an aborted fetus

2017-03-10 10:36:03 UTC

would phone have ptt ๐Ÿค”

2017-03-10 10:37:03 UTC

I sound like a fucking trainwreck mate

2017-03-10 10:37:43 UTC

Don't worry.

2017-03-10 10:39:23 UTC

bruh

2017-03-10 10:42:57 UTC

when u want to just @Deleted User me\

clyd

your picture

ohmy

2017-03-10 10:44:08 UTC

Soooo bored

2017-03-10 10:44:11 UTC

Help

2017-03-10 10:44:13 UTC

Sos

2017-03-10 10:45:32 UTC

I need to write an abstract

2017-03-10 10:45:42 UTC

I'm watching youtube for 4 hours now

2017-03-10 10:45:46 UTC

whats wrong with me

2017-03-10 10:45:53 UTC

Nothing

2017-03-10 10:46:02 UTC

That's completely normal

2017-03-10 10:46:22 UTC

I just dont want to produce low quality content

2017-03-10 10:46:36 UTC

I usually write the abstract after my paper is finished

2017-03-10 10:47:09 UTC

but today my supervisor insisted that I write and send the abstract BEFORE writing the paper

2017-03-10 10:48:06 UTC

then she proceeded to patronize me and womansplain that I need to include references to other papers in my paper

2017-03-10 10:48:29 UTC

I already went to a dozen conferences with my papers, why explain that to me?

2017-03-10 10:48:32 UTC

Rip

2017-03-10 10:48:54 UTC

oh i have a test next week and im trying to do my homework- draw duhrers knight devil and death or whatever it was called

2017-03-10 10:50:21 UTC

a codeword for autism

2017-03-10 10:50:56 UTC

my middle name is tulpa!

2017-03-10 10:54:23 UTC

yeah, but one that you see as a halucination, not just hear as a voice in your head

2017-03-10 10:54:39 UTC

basically its schizophrenia

2017-03-10 10:55:08 UTC

oh yeah have you read freesia?

2017-03-10 10:55:22 UTC

saying schizophrenia just reminded me of it

2017-03-10 10:55:23 UTC

heeh

2017-03-10 10:55:58 UTC

nope

2017-03-10 10:56:15 UTC

the last thing I read was The Power of One

2017-03-10 10:56:21 UTC

gr8 book

2017-03-10 10:58:03 UTC

i see

2017-03-10 10:58:07 UTC

oh

2017-03-10 10:58:13 UTC

what a coincidence

2017-03-10 10:58:19 UTC

we are watching it in class...

2017-03-10 10:59:32 UTC

i meant manga rip

2017-03-10 10:59:41 UTC

but ffreesia is was a good mango

2017-03-10 11:03:16 UTC

manga rip? what?

2017-03-10 11:03:58 UTC

idk whtat the

2017-03-10 11:04:10 UTC

o its not even late but im already fked

2017-03-10 11:04:15 UTC

what are you evern trying to say, young man?

2017-03-10 11:04:18 UTC

๐Ÿค”

2017-03-10 11:04:23 UTC

๐Ÿค”

2017-03-10 11:07:20 UTC

u

2017-03-10 11:11:27 UTC

if someone joins voice ill say nigger extremely loudly

2017-03-10 11:11:57 UTC

q is kind of a shitty ptt key

2017-03-10 11:12:44 UTC

changed it to /

2017-03-10 11:21:10 UTC

*2

2017-03-10 11:22:13 UTC

but i dont watch scare pewdiepie

2017-03-10 11:22:37 UTC

wt
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2017-03-10 11:22:44 UTC

@pockypaints Do you support the Wall Street Journal?

2017-03-10 11:22:55 UTC

If not sign it to stand up against them

2017-03-10 11:23:07 UTC

this has nothing to do with wsj

2017-03-10 11:23:09 UTC

though

2017-03-10 11:23:32 UTC

@pockypaints Pewdiepie worked so hard on this show and it got cancelled because of that wsj article

2017-03-10 11:23:33 UTC

what, just because someone doesnt support one thing doesnt mean they support another, its not two sided, lmao

2017-03-10 11:23:44 UTC

...

2017-03-10 11:24:02 UTC

@Deleted User But it's still good to sign it isn't it? To support Pewdiepie

2017-03-10 11:24:34 UTC

Youtube has every prerogative to cancel his show, independent of what wsj says

2017-03-10 11:24:41 UTC

like i wouldve been fine if you just said help support pewdiepie but you just had to say, 'well, if you dont support pewdiepie, you support the wall street journal. sign!'

2017-03-10 11:25:01 UTC

@pockypaints Just because he made some jokes, doesn't mean his show getting cancelled is justified though

2017-03-10 11:25:24 UTC

@Deleted User I was wrong to say that, I apologize

2017-03-10 11:25:28 UTC

what if i support neither ๐Ÿค”

2017-03-10 11:25:41 UTC

@Deleted User Then it's fine if you don't sign it

2017-03-10 11:25:55 UTC

I was just spreading this for people who support pewdiepie

2017-03-10 11:26:01 UTC

ok lol

2017-03-10 11:26:08 UTC

Bye then

2017-03-10 11:26:11 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ƒ

2017-03-10 11:26:21 UTC

sorry if i sound passive aggresive ๐Ÿ˜ค

2017-03-10 11:26:29 UTC

@Deleted User Nah it's okay

2017-03-10 11:26:37 UTC

I mean if you think his jokes didnt warrant his show to get cancelled, all the power to u but youtube cancelled it for their own reasons

2017-03-10 11:26:42 UTC

I'm sorry too for saying the thing about the wsj

2017-03-10 11:27:08 UTC

@pockypaints I personally didn't think it was justified but it's your opinion I guess

2017-03-10 11:27:24 UTC

But hats off to you for apologizing for what you said before

2017-03-10 11:27:53 UTC

@pockypaints Thank you, what I said was wrong so I had to apologize lol

2017-03-10 11:28:01 UTC

you dont often see that happen on the internet haha

2017-03-10 11:28:05 UTC

๐Ÿค”

2017-03-10 11:28:09 UTC

@pockypaints ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

2017-03-10 11:28:11 UTC

my pp is so faint

2017-03-10 11:28:16 UTC

time for a redraw

2017-03-10 11:28:25 UTC

@Deleted User Haha good luck

2017-03-10 11:28:41 UTC

I'm leaving then, bye!

2017-03-10 11:29:01 UTC

o/

2017-03-10 11:35:31 UTC

great

2017-03-10 11:44:32 UTC

my eyes

2017-03-10 11:46:38 UTC

omg my laptop just crashed but luckily the thing like restarted the program or smth

2017-03-10 11:46:55 UTC

yah the display driver restarted itself so i didnt hve to restart my computer

2017-03-10 11:47:03 UTC

๐Ÿค”

2017-03-10 11:56:14 UTC

๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“ใ€€๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ฝŒ๏ฝ๏ฝ–๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ฝ“๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ‹ใ€€๏ฝƒ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ…๏ฝŒใ€€๏ฝ—๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝ”ใ€€๏ฝ‰ใ€€๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‹ใ€€๏ฝ‰๏ฝ”ใ€€๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“?

2017-03-10 12:00:08 UTC

Have you guys ever tried to take a shit in a hurry?

2017-03-10 12:00:22 UTC

It's fucking horrible

2017-03-10 12:03:43 UTC

We

2017-03-10 12:03:48 UTC

Wuz

2017-03-10 12:03:50 UTC

Kangz

2017-03-10 12:05:03 UTC

I'm here @Deleted User

2017-03-10 12:05:14 UTC

Oh no

2017-03-10 12:13:50 UTC

o

2017-03-10 12:14:09 UTC

hasnt everyone taken a shit once while in a hurry

2017-03-10 12:14:12 UTC

im so bad at that

2017-03-10 12:14:14 UTC

I have

2017-03-10 12:14:18 UTC

It was uh

2017-03-10 12:14:20 UTC

becuase i take AGES

2017-03-10 12:14:20 UTC

pretty big

2017-03-10 12:14:27 UTC

kinda felt good actually

2017-03-10 12:14:42 UTC

I used to take bloody poo poos

2017-03-10 12:14:51 UTC

๐Ÿ˜€

2017-03-10 12:14:53 UTC

im eating a plain pasta

2017-03-10 12:14:57 UTC

yum

2017-03-10 12:15:04 UTC

im killing myself

2017-03-10 12:15:07 UTC

Dump some oreos on it

2017-03-10 12:15:12 UTC

no

2017-03-10 12:15:15 UTC

what the

2017-03-10 12:15:24 UTC

i dont even have oreos

2017-03-10 12:15:33 UTC

last time i ate an oreo was last year

2017-03-10 12:15:34 UTC

hehe

2017-03-10 12:15:47 UTC

Ever had a deep fried oreo?

2017-03-10 12:15:49 UTC

Mmm

2017-03-10 12:15:56 UTC

My clogged arteries

2017-03-10 12:15:56 UTC

nope

2017-03-10 12:16:02 UTC

never

2017-03-10 12:16:18 UTC

Well thats your new goal in life

2017-03-10 12:16:22 UTC

ok

2017-03-10 12:16:54 UTC

forget logic, ima go out n buy some oreos at 11pm and hijack a mcdonalds to fry it

2017-03-10 12:17:12 UTC

deep fry in that clogged artery inducing mcdonalds oil

2017-03-10 12:17:21 UTC

Sounds like a plan my man

2017-03-10 12:17:21 UTC

๐Ÿค”

2017-03-10 12:17:29 UTC

indeed

2017-03-10 12:17:50 UTC

and then ill wolf it down like a ravenous beast

2017-03-10 12:18:01 UTC

If you get shot by mcdonalds security dont blame me

2017-03-10 12:18:37 UTC

nah they wont shoot me at all because im a privileged white person, how dare they shoot me

2017-03-10 12:18:45 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ค

2017-03-10 12:18:54 UTC

The cocaine emoji

2017-03-10 12:19:04 UTC

yes thats me when i smoke the ot

2017-03-10 12:19:04 UTC

The most privileged emoji

2017-03-10 12:19:07 UTC

*pot

2017-03-10 12:19:09 UTC

yes

2017-03-10 13:05:23 UTC

i fell asleep and my dad woke me up

2017-03-10 13:05:35 UTC

as in fell asleep beside my laptop

2017-03-10 13:06:06 UTC

Thats embarrassing

2017-03-10 13:06:19 UTC

How will you ever live it down

2017-03-10 13:06:21 UTC

yeah

2017-03-10 13:06:34 UTC

i was downstairs on the sofa where he sleeps\

2017-03-10 13:06:50 UTC

did you know once i fell asleep during a skype call?

2017-03-10 13:07:28 UTC

The more you know ๐ŸŒˆ

2017-03-10 13:07:35 UTC

yes

2017-03-10 13:34:02 UTC

Ni๐Ÿ…ฑ๐Ÿ…ฑas

2017-03-10 13:34:21 UTC

what about the ng

2017-03-10 13:35:24 UTC

๐Ÿ•ต this is what norton protects you against ๐Ÿ•ต reshare to 5 servers or u weel get haxed 2night ๐Ÿ•ต ๐Ÿ•ต

2017-03-10 13:42:23 UTC

so whats good here?

2017-03-10 13:43:34 UTC

Can we colonize mars now?

2017-03-10 13:44:20 UTC

no, only your mom

2017-03-10 13:53:56 UTC

You can colonize me

2017-03-10 14:01:34 UTC

Lol liek XD your so funny just a funny hilarious laugh riot you should get your own netflix Comedy central Hulu special

2017-03-10 14:01:55 UTC

I mean rly

2017-03-10 14:02:34 UTC

๐Ÿ˜‚

2017-03-10 14:02:57 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜

2017-03-10 14:03:52 UTC

Don't stop being funny my man

2017-03-10 14:04:54 UTC

don't stop being so XD

2017-03-10 14:05:46 UTC

@thalutguy#0261

2017-03-10 14:42:22 UTC

Zap Ten - Today at 7:43 AM
Can we colonize mars now?

Hopefully some day soon.

2017-03-10 14:43:33 UTC

Pretty damn sure it'll happen in my lifetime.

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