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2017-03-07 18:07:40 UTC

any animal

2017-03-07 18:07:46 UTC

I'm back bitches

2017-03-07 18:07:47 UTC

Like a giraffe

2017-03-07 18:08:02 UTC

by that logic a human is a non-armadillo and a non-feline

2017-03-07 18:08:15 UTC

and a non-everything else

2017-03-07 18:08:18 UTC

Seems good to me

2017-03-07 18:08:35 UTC

*ugh* genius is rarely understood in its time *ugh*

2017-03-07 18:08:48 UTC

...

2017-03-07 18:08:56 UTC

That's not how it works

2017-03-07 18:08:59 UTC

^

2017-03-07 18:09:09 UTC

u tried, c- for effort

2017-03-07 18:09:20 UTC

*ugh*

2017-03-07 18:09:33 UTC

*scoffs mockingly*

2017-03-07 18:09:42 UTC

cringe

2017-03-07 18:11:21 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ฃ

2017-03-07 18:12:28 UTC

but why did you ask when dogs become 'non-canine'?

2017-03-07 18:17:15 UTC
2017-03-07 18:17:26 UTC

yes?

2017-03-07 18:17:32 UTC

oh

2017-03-07 18:18:38 UTC

the canine to non canine argument is something that's used by religious people, to disprove evolution

2017-03-07 18:19:11 UTC

well they usually use monkeys but yeah

2017-03-07 18:19:15 UTC

wot

2017-03-07 18:19:32 UTC

in tarnation

2017-03-07 18:19:44 UTC

yeah it's really silly

2017-03-07 18:20:25 UTC

go to <#231946987585404930> for the cutest picture in the entire world

2017-03-07 18:20:33 UTC

aww

2017-03-07 18:20:39 UTC

bad for dogs teeth but

2017-03-07 18:20:39 UTC

aww

2017-03-07 18:27:26 UTC

Next to agriculture dogs are probably man's greatest invention

2017-03-07 18:28:27 UTC

okay im back

2017-03-07 18:28:30 UTC

with mice

2017-03-07 18:29:04 UTC

@Wrds The fuck? The greatest invention of man is porn. What drugs are you on?

2017-03-07 18:29:39 UTC

Ones I didn't find in a gutter

2017-03-07 18:29:56 UTC

Lol

2017-03-07 18:31:14 UTC

oh shit

2017-03-07 18:31:18 UTC

fots shired

2017-03-07 18:31:56 UTC

"SHIRE!!! BAGGIIIINS!"

2017-03-07 18:32:26 UTC

Hahaha

2017-03-07 18:33:22 UTC

Are you a fan of teh lurd of teh rangs?

2017-03-07 18:34:58 UTC

I like it just fine, the hobbit is one of my favorite books of all time

2017-03-07 18:35:14 UTC

Wot

2017-03-07 18:35:16 UTC

Mmm mmm

2017-03-07 18:35:26 UTC

Juicy dwarves

2017-03-07 18:35:27 UTC

Oh

2017-03-07 18:35:54 UTC

*MENTAL IMAGE BE GONE*

2017-03-07 18:36:11 UTC

Sexy goblin king

2017-03-07 18:36:19 UTC

Nuuuuuu

2017-03-07 18:36:53 UTC

Bad midget bitches

2017-03-07 18:37:11 UTC

I loved the jowl tumor he had in the movie

2017-03-07 18:37:19 UTC

Yeah

2017-03-07 18:42:41 UTC

FUCK YIS MY CRINGY ART IS IN GUTTERS VIDEO

2017-03-07 18:43:52 UTC

wot in masturbation

2017-03-07 18:44:28 UTC

dubstepgutter? u dont know him

2017-03-07 18:46:47 UTC

sounds gross who is it

2017-03-07 18:47:08 UTC

he has 1950000 subscribers

2017-03-07 18:47:09 UTC

famous diaper reviewer

2017-03-07 18:47:27 UTC

mmm ok

2017-03-07 18:47:31 UTC

so almost 2 mil

2017-03-07 18:47:33 UTC

is he hot

2017-03-07 18:47:37 UTC

ech

2017-03-07 18:47:40 UTC

asking for a friend

2017-03-07 18:47:44 UTC

im not gay

2017-03-07 18:47:51 UTC

yes but is he hot

2017-03-07 18:47:53 UTC

but he seems ok lmao

2017-03-07 18:47:59 UTC

hmm lemme check

2017-03-07 18:48:17 UTC

his personal channel is Gutter

2017-03-07 18:48:19 UTC

he looks like hipster trash

2017-03-07 18:48:23 UTC

so you find his face there

2017-03-07 18:48:30 UTC

yeh indeed

2017-03-07 18:48:30 UTC

but i fucks with hipster trash

2017-03-07 18:48:41 UTC

savage

2017-03-07 18:49:31 UTC

i think the only youtubers id fuck the shit out of are idubbbztv and maxmoefoe

2017-03-07 18:57:25 UTC

@kat gay

2017-03-07 18:57:54 UTC

im a girl who thinks those guys are yummy

2017-03-07 18:57:56 UTC

pretty gay

2017-03-07 18:58:03 UTC

Yep

2017-03-07 18:58:12 UTC

You fuckin' faggot

2017-03-07 18:58:19 UTC

ur not wrong

2017-03-07 18:58:23 UTC

I'd fuck max in that dress he wore

2017-03-07 18:58:26 UTC

jus sayin

2017-03-07 18:58:28 UTC

^^^

2017-03-07 18:58:52 UTC

I'd fuck the fat guy in idubbz's videos

2017-03-07 18:59:01 UTC

Oh no

2017-03-07 18:59:04 UTC

<:feels:280645240572870656>

2017-03-07 18:59:04 UTC

chad?

2017-03-07 18:59:09 UTC

anything4views

2017-03-07 18:59:13 UTC

id fuck him too

2017-03-07 18:59:20 UTC

I don't know his name

2017-03-07 18:59:22 UTC

lol

2017-03-07 18:59:24 UTC

its chad

2017-03-07 18:59:26 UTC

aka views

2017-03-07 18:59:29 UTC

the only fat guy I think

2017-03-07 18:59:36 UTC

Oh though u were a cuck male like me

2017-03-07 18:59:46 UTC

no just a cuck female

2017-03-07 19:01:22 UTC

get in the cuck tent

2017-03-07 19:01:58 UTC

i prefer to cuck in my own personal space

2017-03-07 19:02:12 UTC

**NOW!**

2017-03-07 19:02:24 UTC

ud fuck onision

2017-03-07 19:02:27 UTC

pretty sure

2017-03-07 19:02:40 UTC

dont fuck with crazy

2017-03-07 19:02:47 UTC

That guy's too pathetic to fuck

2017-03-07 19:02:47 UTC

id fuck onision if he was brain dead and couldnt blackmail me

2017-03-07 19:03:22 UTC

*THIS IS MY VEGETARIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN BOOOOOODDYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

2017-03-07 19:03:55 UTC

"she touched my prostate"

2017-03-07 19:04:04 UTC

lmao

2017-03-07 19:04:17 UTC

his wife makes me want to kms

2017-03-07 19:06:47 UTC

I liked his first wife

2017-03-07 19:06:48 UTC

skye

2017-03-07 19:07:00 UTC

morning

2017-03-07 19:07:47 UTC

i think even shiloh looks sane compared to him

2017-03-07 19:09:27 UTC

shiloh was like 17 when she got with him so I don't blame her too much for acting the way she did

2017-03-07 19:09:46 UTC

Man, onision sure loves those teenagers.

2017-03-07 19:10:02 UTC

maybe i can be his next scandal

2017-03-07 19:10:03 UTC

yum

2017-03-07 19:10:53 UTC

yummeh

2017-03-07 19:10:57 UTC

( อกส˜ อœส– อกส˜)

2017-03-07 19:11:05 UTC

***( อกส˜ อœส– อกส˜)***

2017-03-07 19:13:34 UTC

i think he has a little dick though

2017-03-07 19:13:34 UTC

You'd fuck that disaster of a living organism?

2017-03-07 19:13:35 UTC

:/

2017-03-07 19:13:49 UTC

dick is dick @Marmot

2017-03-07 19:14:11 UTC

There are plenty more dicks in the land

2017-03-07 19:14:20 UTC

but that dick can make me famous

2017-03-07 19:14:24 UTC

theres billions of dicks

2017-03-07 19:14:27 UTC

why that dick

2017-03-07 19:14:37 UTC

famous dick

2017-03-07 19:14:44 UTC

Cuz she wants to finger his butt

2017-03-07 19:14:52 UTC

sexy

2017-03-07 19:15:01 UTC

i'll make sure to record it

2017-03-07 19:15:30 UTC

Sign up to be a hooker on craigslist. He'll hire ya

2017-03-07 19:16:22 UTC

huh

2017-03-07 19:17:38 UTC

all i need to do is DM his wife apparently and he'll fly me out for free!

2017-03-07 19:18:28 UTC

You won't leave there alive

2017-03-07 19:18:42 UTC

its ok i want to die

2017-03-07 19:18:52 UTC

ironically(?)

2017-03-07 19:19:22 UTC

<:feels:280645240572870656>

2017-03-07 19:19:31 UTC

why does everyone want to die in this chat

2017-03-07 19:19:36 UTC

(>o__o)>

2017-03-07 19:19:40 UTC

<:feels:280645240572870656> ๐Ÿ”ซ

2017-03-07 19:19:45 UTC

seriously @carlsbad

2017-03-07 19:20:10 UTC

Why would we not? We're surrounded by morons like myself

2017-03-07 19:22:06 UTC

life is too short to not accept death with open arms

2017-03-07 19:22:08 UTC

don't be glum chum

2017-03-07 19:22:23 UTC

wanting to die and accepting death are not the same thing

2017-03-07 19:22:36 UTC

well you cant want to die without accepting death

2017-03-07 19:22:44 UTC

false

2017-03-07 19:22:53 UTC

oooook

2017-03-07 19:23:21 UTC

*Your hypothesis is in all actuality... false.*

2017-03-07 19:24:38 UTC

do boys even know about boob sweat

2017-03-07 19:24:51 UTC

wanting to die means you're gonna go out looking for ways to do it or invite it, accepting death means not letting your fear of it cloud your thoughts and actions

2017-03-07 19:25:24 UTC

accepting it as a reality of your mortality is sort of necessary if you're openly attempting to end your life

2017-03-07 19:25:24 UTC

fat boys do

2017-03-07 19:25:28 UTC

as a severely obese man, I know about boob sweat ( อกo อœส– อกo)

2017-03-07 19:26:34 UTC

*tragic*

2017-03-07 19:27:08 UTC

boobs are great unless theyre big and then theyre just a pain in the ass

2017-03-07 19:28:38 UTC

sure

2017-03-07 19:28:47 UTC

i can live with that

2017-03-07 19:28:47 UTC

got a new mouse

2017-03-07 19:28:49 UTC

feels nice

2017-03-07 19:28:52 UTC

Boobs are always great

2017-03-07 19:29:00 UTC

mostly because i dont have boobs myself

2017-03-07 19:29:07 UTC

*same-*

2017-03-07 19:29:10 UTC

I had big boobs once

2017-03-07 19:29:14 UTC

theyre not great when theyre yours

2017-03-07 19:29:14 UTC

100 lbs ago

2017-03-07 19:29:30 UTC

*has really small boobs*

2017-03-07 19:29:52 UTC

Doesn't matter how big or small the boobs are

2017-03-07 19:29:58 UTC

so long as I get to touch them

2017-03-07 19:30:07 UTC

i have to go to special stores to find bras

2017-03-07 19:30:15 UTC

do you know how *expensive* bras are

2017-03-07 19:30:34 UTC

Women have to deal with all sorts of extra expenses

2017-03-07 19:30:41 UTC

*is a boy so only admires boobs*

2017-03-07 19:30:41 UTC

^

2017-03-07 19:30:56 UTC

i agree

2017-03-07 19:31:02 UTC

@kat big boobs are a pain

2017-03-07 19:31:08 UTC

agreed

2017-03-07 19:31:36 UTC

They can be admired but my boobs get squished too much if I'm trying to lay on my tummy

2017-03-07 19:31:42 UTC

And it hurts lol

2017-03-07 19:31:43 UTC

*is still happy that he is a boy and doesnt have boobs*

2017-03-07 19:31:52 UTC

or laying on your side

2017-03-07 19:31:55 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ข

2017-03-07 19:32:04 UTC

Especially *periods*

2017-03-07 19:32:18 UTC

Yes laying on your side is the worst. They squish too much

2017-03-07 19:32:23 UTC

Lol

2017-03-07 19:32:23 UTC

*And then you try and lay on your tummy or side*

2017-03-07 19:32:24 UTC

i have bras specifically for periods man

2017-03-07 19:32:26 UTC

boobs grow

2017-03-07 19:32:29 UTC

on your period

2017-03-07 19:32:30 UTC

^^

2017-03-07 19:32:32 UTC

The only thing that makes me happy I'm a man and not a woman are periods and pregnancy yeah

2017-03-07 19:32:36 UTC

Avery true

2017-03-07 19:32:41 UTC

*hah boys have biologicall advantages like that, thats why i admire theee*

2017-03-07 19:32:44 UTC

*avery*

2017-03-07 19:32:52 UTC

*a very true*

2017-03-07 19:32:56 UTC

Avery yes

2017-03-07 19:32:57 UTC

I'm so jealous of girls that don't get cramps during their periods

2017-03-07 19:33:10 UTC

i dont think those girls are humans

2017-03-07 19:33:27 UTC

There's me *taking advils every few mornings*

2017-03-07 19:33:35 UTC

I know I know a girl who only has her period for 1 day

2017-03-07 19:33:41 UTC

noice

2017-03-07 19:33:43 UTC

Bruh

2017-03-07 19:33:44 UTC

mine only lasts 3-4

2017-03-07 19:33:50 UTC

but its hell

2017-03-07 19:33:51 UTC

mine last 0 days

2017-03-07 19:33:57 UTC

*Mine lasts a WEEK*

2017-03-07 19:34:05 UTC

Dude I am in for at least 6 days

2017-03-07 19:34:13 UTC

Men actually have a "time of the month" so to speak too

2017-03-07 19:34:13 UTC

i have 3 and a half boxes of midol in my cabinet man

2017-03-07 19:34:23 UTC

where our testosterone levels are higher

2017-03-07 19:34:28 UTC

I use Advil and not really anything else

2017-03-07 19:34:32 UTC

n you fuck everything that moves

2017-03-07 19:34:41 UTC

we want to fuck everything that moves

2017-03-07 19:34:43 UTC

Basically

2017-03-07 19:34:46 UTC

*Oh my*

2017-03-07 19:34:47 UTC

most guys aren't so lucky

2017-03-07 19:34:55 UTC

my testosterone is through ze roof so yes thats pretty acurate

2017-03-07 19:35:08 UTC

periods are horrible bc you want to fuck every second of every minute *but if you do its gross as fuck*

2017-03-07 19:35:08 UTC

at least my fingers say so

2017-03-07 19:35:41 UTC

men also have to learn to control their aggression because of it

2017-03-07 19:35:44 UTC

so there's that

2017-03-07 19:35:55 UTC

i learned it when i was 8

2017-03-07 19:36:01 UTC

same with periods

2017-03-07 19:36:05 UTC

i was the most agressive fucking kid ever

2017-03-07 19:36:22 UTC

Women have it worse on the controlling emotions front, not debating that

2017-03-07 19:36:32 UTC

me neither

2017-03-07 19:36:44 UTC

biologically we have it worse in a lot of things

2017-03-07 19:36:50 UTC

yep

2017-03-07 19:36:51 UTC

absolutely

2017-03-07 19:36:51 UTC

No I always wanna eat everything and anything

2017-03-07 19:37:09 UTC

i gain like 2 lbs every month bc of my period, man

2017-03-07 19:37:23 UTC

hmhmhm that sucks

2017-03-07 19:37:27 UTC

I feel you

2017-03-07 19:37:28 UTC

Haha I lost weight on my last one

2017-03-07 19:37:32 UTC

damn

2017-03-07 19:37:35 UTC

damn u

2017-03-07 19:37:42 UTC

i was sick for 3 weeks

2017-03-07 19:37:48 UTC

Eyy Sammy

2017-03-07 19:37:50 UTC

eyy

2017-03-07 19:37:51 UTC

i lost a hellofalot of weight

2017-03-07 19:37:53 UTC

You're back

2017-03-07 19:37:53 UTC

what up

2017-03-07 19:37:58 UTC

eey sup sammy

2017-03-07 19:37:59 UTC

I never left

2017-03-07 19:38:02 UTC

Ayyy

2017-03-07 19:38:06 UTC

Oh?

2017-03-07 19:38:07 UTC

you left the dark side

2017-03-07 19:38:22 UTC

traitor

2017-03-07 19:38:22 UTC

(I am loved its not like high schooled)

2017-03-07 19:38:32 UTC

LIES

2017-03-07 19:38:33 UTC

No I just muted this channel for a bit lol

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