My younger brother used to love hitting me repeatedly. So I built up a tolerance to getting kicked in the skull.

I was soooooooooo tempted to just deck them or curse them out but I'm too nice

also I can't land a punch to save my life

ive only had to drop someone once in my life but ive came close many times

But thank jesus for murderous thoughts. I need that thick skull kojach

I have a picture somewhere... I'll put it in the selfies section when I get the chance if I remember.

I had to drop my abusive best friend. Then she left me alone.

thats not a friend

Jealous bitch more than a friend starry

@Kairos, my older brother was with me. He is very displeased. We know the names of everyone involved but the police are doing nothing.

problem is I gained a reputation after that (I went to a small school) and everyone said I was posessed by the devil

wat

That pisses me off Kojach. Sorry man. Maybe restart the lavendar panthers (right?)

Heheheh

Then people tried holding a seance on me and that's why I'm not a Christian anymore

@the neighborhood eboy Are you religious? If not you have absolutely no reason to take that personaly

i'm just sitting here watching everything starry says get more and more wild lol

They were a badass gay vigilante group that beat the shit out of homophobes. Think the leader was a preacher lol

my life is fuckin wild man

My brother's going to take care of them. Didn't say how, but he did say it was only a matter of time. I'm waiting to see what happens.

Ah starry. I'd be afraid of people too.

but that's what happens when you feed a histrionic person LOL

sooooooo much trauma

Well drop a message if you catch wind so you can make my day :)

For sure :3

but now I'm okay (for the most part) so that's all that matters

Hope they get seriously fucked.

Same.

Yeah starry.

YEah let's hear bout some assholes getting some karma

It's always good to look at the positive sides, Starry ^~^

I'm thankful to be alive

I love hearing bad people get what's coming to them

And when you feel shit in thay moment someone stares at you like it's murder. Think of us here.

Probably literally seeing homophobes wamting to actually murder us lmap

Lmao

i made this kid last year look like a bitch in front of the whole class when he bullied a bunch of people i got sick of it

Heh. My brother usually does open carry. But he didn't have his gun that night.

Shame, really.

It's odd hearing about your gun laws

friends werent going to let me fight him but i humiliated him

Night guys. Gay feels hug.

Lel

Chicago. Strict-ass gun control? Highest crime rate of any U.S city iirc. Lake Arthur, Louisiana? Nobody steals your shit because they know if they come inside they'll be shot.

one time this kid just started kicking the shit out of this other kid IN THE MIDDLE OF SCIENCE CLASS

G'Night Firefly.

night

the kids in football acts like hes badass or something

how old are all you

I'm 20.

18

17

Almost 19

16

15, will be 16 come april

jesus fuck

16 and a half

oh

11 and a half

that explains a lot okay

im nerrger yers old

yeah im fuckin 12 what is this

Hahaha

Im 11 so shut the fuck up

I love that meme

26

we just listing ages or

Lol, I guess

we can list IQ i'll start

17

292

LOL

I don't know my IQ.

shoot

<:vthinking:268539963958755339>

300

im 18, i can officially do porn

i am god

I now have an IQ of 17

14 nigger

typo i meant 829

I don't know my IQ eaither

143

well, legally

I did it years ago and got 140 or something

but I was 13 so

what

50 i have a missing chromosome or two

Like... I was homeschooled for 18 years. Taught myself nearly everything. Took me a year to learn math at SOWELA and get my GED.

legally?

Yep

I identify as a cosmic entity I don't have an age

they could do porn legally

i identify as a fruit rollup hermaphrodite

I identify as an ostrich

I identify as a meat popscicle

do I have to pay taxes?

i went to private school half my life, probably why im athiest now

I identify, currently, as one sweaty motherfucker. I'm gonna go kick the A/C up.

get outta here with ya 50 shades of grey descriptive shit

I once debated with a creationist who said Neanderthals had an IQ of 300. And since I fuck like a Neanderthal I would guess I have roughly 300 in IQ levels

@Wrds

yes

lol

Tis I

THE FRENCHIEST FRY

I'm missing a reference here aren't I

not really lol

just a tumblr post

ah

ye

Sorry I don't browse tumblr

Well, I gotta go.

'Night faggots

night

goodbye fuckface

night

lmao

ahaha

I HAVE RETURNED FROM THE GYM

hello

ay what up

hi

I want cake

someone deliver cake to me

k

if only you lived in illinois

we have portillos

they have the best cake

Oh boy.

N. Korea is still launching missiles

nice

>inb4 Kim goes rogue and wipes Japan off the face of the Earth

lmao

Good

rid the world of anime tiddies

wrds is that you in your profile pic

??

yes

thats a dope beard mate

thanks

welcome lol

Took a while before I could grow a full one

but once I hit my mid 20s it started looking really nice

Maybe there's hope for me yet

ah Ive met so many guys who cant grow beards

I've got this like... Stereotypical brony neckbeard and it's fucking aids.

haha shave that shit

Mine used to look like some scraggly jihad neckbeard

I dooo

neck beards are never okay they always look bad

like you need the full face

^

beards look like pubes

My beard _feels_ like pubes.

lmaooo

It makes me so sad cause my bf refuses to try to grow one and I really like them

Literally have pubes on my neck

My beard feels soft

like do you wash it like hair?

not as often but yeah

I just shave it as often as possible.

do you have to conditon beards lol

yeah

"BE GONE FROM ME, DEMONIC PUBIC BEARD."

I have beard oil

Ohh

Im a women I dont grow them I dont know anything about it lol

It's cool, I don't know anything about shaving legs or dealing with periods

lol

I actually hate having body hair. I wear cheap clothes that fucking catch everything.

I would assume shaving legs and beards are in the same family

periods are not fun

periods slap a pad on slap on your comfy clothes and not give a shit for a WEEK

or two

god that sucks though

ew pads

It's like once a month you know you're gonna get sick

it feels like someone is taking a hacksaw to your uterus

Basicly you spend half the month dreading the other half

Bought pads for my mother once. That was an interesting conversation to have with a female cashier. Never again.

brb

kkz

i dont use pads, they feel like diapers

okies

also there's fantastic birth control that delays your period

i love it

I still have a bruise on my jawbone....

I've still got a chipped tooth :3

they're trying to formulate one that takes it away all together

what

jawbone

My brother slammed my face into the floor

...

so I have a bruised bone

What a cunt!

yeah he is

why

bc I made a joke at him

Oh boy, he's a lefty

MICRO AGGRESSION

dick punch him

lmao

what a fragile ego

Ikr

he's 14

and? dick punch him

but almost a foot taller than me 😂

I did

He had bruises too but nowhere near as dark or deep as mine

im just saying, if its a regular problem, police can get involved

^

My mom used to let my younger brother get away with kicking the shit out of me. God forbid I lay a hand on him though.

SAME HERE @Kojach Limeryn

dude what the fuck am I reading

if any of this had gone on under my parent's house they'd be disowned

^^^

you don't put your hands on family

My mother hit me with a bat once too. heh

I'm basically my mom's doormat yet she doesn't want me to be a doormat to anyone else

then you get the fuck out of there

I shouldn't have been sleeping during the day, but whatevs

I have nowhere to go

jesus christ kid

Thank God my parents eventually stopped fucking with me.

I don't know what to say

be safe

I have 2 years left, I'll survive

get out as fast as you can

Just gotta stay quiet and out of the way

Yep.

You have any friends to confide in, at school or something?

^

maybe a teacher or a councilor

I have some people but I hate talking to people about it

my mom is just fucking nuts

That's understandable.

Don't blame you

I feel like an outsider for not having crazy parents or some shit here

I don't either

my parents are just mormon that's as crazy as it gets

I am back

my mom held a gun to my dads head when i was 8 during dinner

My director is probably the one person I actually wouldn't feel like I'm being a burden (I'm in drama club)

DAMN

yet apparently im the insane one

Guns are banned in my country so yeah

Woah

damn this just got real

seriously