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thats fair
I mean you can be a virgin and still have some experiences
just
lots of hands
yeah
which brings me to the story of how my ex fucked up
lets watch some hentai
fellas
oh god
I have tons of personal experience
i have none becuse im a loser
love me some calamari
dont remind me of wicked city
in high school even with my ex almost daily still hit at least 10 wanks
jesus christ
every day
10??
a day
Im a sex addict
i can tell
that was the usual
I've hit 20
i knew a fuckboi who was a sex addict
dat penis or vag has got to be purp after 20 wanks
wow i never even got close
all while being able to fuck my ex for a couple hours daily
oh dude
you have no idea sometimes
i can barely handle twice jesus christ
that skin turns into dust
it does sometimes
if you dont add enough lotion
lotion
too much friction
moist
rugburn
try vasalin
luckily
ah right rugburn
ring stinger
i feel like a bigger loser now hearing about this lol
Well
vc is dead ๐ฆ
With all the sex it was generally good
because vag produces stuff naturally that somehow help or whatever
mhm
it was the days I didn't see that were problematic
a natural lubricant
Logan was fuckin good ๐๐
i havent seen it yet
I WANNA SEE LOGANNNN
i might just tell this guy im into "you me logan. monday night lets go"
cool
I wouldn't see why that would be a bad idea...
Give him a blow job
not gonna pass up on a good movie and free theatre popcorn
that makes the best theater surprises
LIke I went to Moana with my friend
I had her going auwe auwe auwe
if you catch my drift
wood
ALL THE PUNS
lol
nothing comes between me and a good movie
heh
anyway
dat bih said hearing
you reading
silent
manboob5000
wyd
but violent
my
my
keyboard is fixed
waaaaaaaa
fixed keybourd
damn
i leaving by the way half life 3 will come out tomorow
America and Revenge Porn, never gets old.
i can
revenge porn
backspace now and quote for englush!!!
good
myspace
mfw I regret deleting all my stuff from my ex ๐ฆ
i dont
Two wrongs DONT make a right.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
^^^^^^^^^
two wrongs make an even more wrong
best fap material
What do 3 wrongs make?
4 wrongs
4 00 rights!
reeeeeee
when someone types reeeeee all i can envision is shoeonhead
I envision frogs
good
my dog got a pepe jacket so its skinny ass doesnt freezein winter
cute
yes i can already see it
r u an alpha then
It means she probably found you insufferable
cuter than any brachycephalic dog
she got tired
bro just pick up another
best shit you can do
there are millions of girls out there
so many damn 10s man
lmfao
lol
there r billions!!!!
sadly
trills
I'm actually still salty about that
but Yea I know I'm an asshole
boi u look like salt
I AM SALT
my nigga
salt and rage
dude no lie
went to a hotel with a friend and he thougt they had rock sized sugar
he ate one and said it didnt taste like anything
nah I'm really just bored and don't know what to talk about
turns out it was fucking rock decor
lol
hahahahahah he fucking ate a real rock
what an idiot
Wow lol
dyed
bye gonna go walk my dog
its 140 in the moring
^
anyway, whats new with you guys
trying to find a good white girl to have kids with so I can help strengthen the white race
but I'm surrounded by asians/poly chicks
my weakness
whats new with you
๐ค
๐ค
ASIANS FUCK YEAH
*HELL YEAH ABGS*
depends on the type of asian
japanese > korean > literally any other asian > chinese
Japanese girls yo
*vigorously approves of Asians*
lol
*because she is one*
zzz
im playing overwatch :3
same
I dont have the game ;-;
srsly nobody in the voice chat?
It's only 2:43 AM EST
Fuck dude
ON A FRIDAY
im on
i could go on if you want to get raped because i dont have headphones
ill listen to u guys yeah
imd dying
abandoned my 2 IRL friends to come here
i have ptt activated but how does it actually work
you have to assign it to a key in uhh
What are friends*
Settings> Voice
*What are friends*
yeah i dd
did
but like how does it work
then hold it
Hold the key to speak
ok
like mine is caps lock
so you can hear everyone else
ok
so you talk and then let go of the key
oh ok thanks i get it now
*I want my fucking Nintendo Switch*
Preordered one?
*already spent $400 on games-*
YEAH BUT
WALMART
POSTPONED
I never preorder.
*DIDN'T EVEN GIVE IS A DISCOUNT*
I don't think they let juveniles preorder.
I have to wait till like, Monday to get it.
Good luck.
Thankssss.
I can hardly wait to pick one up tomorrow.
Sighhhh.
*broke af*
:((((
I didnt see the switch to be worth it unless youre like the biggest legend of zelda fan ever
Same.
i dont even buy my own shit thats how juvenile i am
Pfft
I used to work two jobs but I recently got my receptionist job back
i blow my money on art supplies
So hopefully
Just think of the cons of the Switch.
i never use
That may help you while you wait.
YEYEYE
I used to work two jobs
dude i bought a 12 dollar tube of sepia
But *college*
it was students quality
Waow
yes i can hear you
I was trying to be a full time student
And 2 jobs
No bueno
Gmfu
nubbie get in here dud
dont feel like typing
But I'm lazy-
*hnng*
one click
done need to talk just facilitate my laziness
I'm on my Samsung
e.e
ohhhhhhhhh
*and all you'll hear is my chewing*
oh you're eating like chips or something?
Yep
so with ptt if you arent holding the button no one can hear you
i want chips
*They're mine*
i mean i could go to Circle K bit I'm not dressed and pretty drunk
not a good combinaton
sobering up off it but still
*is an extremely depressed drinker*
aww that sucks, I just get really happy
Lucky
yeah especially since i ahev clinical depression
it's fortunate to say the least
brb
Hey any of yall do digital art?
I draw dicks in ms paint
c:
i do
if you want my da just ask ;^(
i made an eye once
lol jamie enter and exit
Like i did with yo momma
oO
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Does anyone know if Firealpaca is safe
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