todiun Ko te wahine noa

I will mow you

No grassphobics allowed

SPEAK ENGLISH

kahore

whore*

kahore

Moi aussi je parle d'autres langues, je te fais pas chier avec wallah

kahore, pōrangi

bonjourno

no

good now im alone asshole

членосос

kino i a koutou..

соси

SPEAK ENGLISH OR GET DEPORTED

куда

e kore im Mexican

we need to build a wall in the chat

Et tu vas me déporter ou hein?

im calling trump

e kore au i Mexican

Yes.

кек

lol

kek

Аллах Велик

i have hep a

Hep b

😮

and a little bit of c

арбуз

and you let me take you without telling me?

to late now you knew the risks

paihere o rakau

ENGLISH

Putain de négres

you faggot

now you've got herpagonasyphilaids

lovely

oh thats not nice

арбуз гей

wtf

WHAT WAS THAT MELON

дилдо

you gave me cancer stop it

😄

no

stop

right now

NO

FUCK OFF

что происходит?

YOU LOOK LIKE LEAFY

omg

lost my composure

кек

you emo fuck

*Hnnnng* I WAS TEACHING MY TKD CLASS TODAY

AND SOME KID

FAINTED

NOW I'M HAVING DOUBTS AS AN INSTRUCTOR

that music is on the level of pewdiepie

*feelsbadman*

and i hate it

what is that shit

HE WOKE UP THOUGH A FEW SECONDS LATER

HE HAD ASTHMA

FJKALEJKFL;S

MELON I SWEAR

арбуз

you hear i fart on my mic

i hate you

sowwy

just trying to cheer you up

@Skynet How was your day?

At the same time

@Skynet bring back gecko

Jake is jeff

@Skynet who is an absolute zero

Do a barrel roll

@Skynet my name jeff

Thats what I said

@Skynet do androids dream of electric sheep?

I was in high school I watched a special needs kid rip a water fountain off the wall sabrina

@Skynet gecko bot is better than you

Let me suck hickied on your aereola

you like my farts melon?

Yes.

your music sucks

melon

:C

put somthing better on like skriex

or nickleback

they are the best talent in the world

YES

i got bored

VICTORY

SUCK A DONKEY

And record it

I FAPED FOR YOU

YES I HAVE TOMORROW OFF

did you hear what i was playing

no

🇷 🇴 🇧 🇴 🇹 🇸 🇪 🇽

man <#228754920050786315> sucks rn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfIOBLr1NDU

ok that was good

i have to be fair

suka suka

🇫 🇦 🇬 🇬 🇴 🇹 🇸

so edgy

☞☜

D:

damn how much did you want my chapstick like damn

sup losers

sup @kat

did i miss anything worth while

no @kat

Melon and chap are gay with one another

nah

im just stoned asf

i ship it

noooo

#chalon

#melap

tenetene

dead chat

a gay baby was born

why dont guys shave their legs

its such a nice feeling

because bears is a thing

hairy gays

I wanna shave my legs

anyone wanna 1v1 on rocket league

yeah but like the average guy

they think its gay

but its gay either way

i feel like a sasquatch if i dont shave man

then again im a girl

I feel more comfortable with hair than without

i never shaved myself

my mom forcefully shaved my armpits couple of times

i shaved one leg once

You'll feel naked

she thinks that this helps with the odor

but it doesnt

nobody sees my armpits so im not fuckin shaving them

shower

deodorant

deodorant hides it

not removes

you a teenager

?

20

shower then deodorant

Have someone lick your pit

or that

That will get rid of the odor

i mean odor gets away

but smell stays

odor and smell

are the same thing

area of effect gets away until i sweat

and i can easily start sweating

even while i wash em

and scrub

so that means its not entirely the smell

but the sweating

antiperspirant

i use it in case im going to interact with humans

but its temporary

a gay baby was born

we shall name it after you bby

👶

👶

I dont drink n i dont cuss

what are you, gay?

Well fuck you're boring

no u

ello

hi

wazupp

nothin just playing some overwatch

This PC building I'm doing for a friend is making wanna induce self harm......turns out I need to update its bios to use the CPU I put in...... but I need a compatible CPU to run the BIOS update.......

wow

idk wot dat means but it sounds cancerous so ima go along and say it suckd

*suck

*sucks

Basically, I need to update the motherboard firmware to use the i7 I put inside of it.

sad life

ok can someone read my va assignment

umm

ill post it in cancer

lol seb id eat glass if that happened to me

Yeah, I'm a little ticked considering I'm building this machine with somebody elses money.

put my assignment in cancer

exales boi

I dunno how motherboard companies can expect a person to have a CPU laying about to update the bios so it can run newer CPU's

I wish I could talk to Rep

Go spam his yt chat

https://youtu.be/IUSBj4jMac8

symmetra players are so garbo

100%aim

Anyone else watching rep's stream?

Horizon looks amazing

You only have to shoot 1000 arrows into a boss to kill it

night dan

Damn daniel

Ya, shooting 1000 arrows into an enemy is ffffffuuuuuuuuunnnn

my phone just told me to go to bed in 15 mins :C

My phone told me that once. I told it to shut up 😄

I dont sleep.

i dont wannaaaa go to beeeed

its tooo hooooooot

Break your phone

melon, are you maori?

Hey guys

comedy shorts gamer here

W-what?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1lxppN8Jjg

Oh god

fucking hell, cant go to sleep because its too hot

i wish it was hot because canada

and afraid to open windows because feel somewhat sick past couple of days

its 0C in siberia right now

i love cold temperatures and winter

they kill insects

yeah, hunting and camping in winter is fun

or not in siberia, but in its largest city

third by the population in whole russia

and i learned it myself only from wikipedia, even thou born and live here

i hate mosquitos, but because of how much i sweat they just love me the most

they dont bother my relatives so they think that there is no mosquitoes

but its because majority seeks me

i remember autumn of one year when cold finally struck and insects died

but their peep still haunted me for some nights

sound hallucinations

my brain was still focused on detecting them so even the slightest obscured sound that resembled them was alert

i cant sleep because i have too much thoughts going though my head witha fucked sleep scedule

even when there was none of them present

like cheering of the crowd from the stadium when my dad watched sports channels at night

from the other room it was heard as buzzing of some insects

and that one time in the country house when during day many of mosquitos hid behind furniture and during night started their hunt

buzzing was insufferable, it kept me awake through most of the night

sometimes i also could hear them through thin glass of our windows at night

im somewhat glad that after some years i started to feel sick during my visits of the country house

maybe some kind of allergy, couldnt breathe through nose completely and the only thing that helped is getting back in the city and waiting

wild mosquitos are scary

they 2-3 times bigger that their city cousins