gecko, are you a girl or a boy?

[tittsmcgee]: If I have girlfriend so what am I?

gecko, her name is Gecko

[Noddegorgo]: Yes.

gecko, are you male or female?

gecko, kneel before me

[tittsmcgee]: Female. You?

[Noddegorgo]: Yes master *kneels*.

gecko, i'm female too!

[tittsmcgee]: Really?

gecko, describe yourself

[Noddegorgo]: I'm an american.

gecko, indeed i am

[tittsmcgee]: How old are you?

gecko, who is your god?

[Noddegorgo]: Buddha.

gecko, i'm 27, almost 28. how old are you?

[tittsmcgee]: 17 million and a half.

gecko, kiss tittsmcgee

[Noddegorgo]: Not to me.

gecko, wow, you've seen many things in your time. what was your favorite era?

[tittsmcgee]: Hamlet's monologue that ends with 'Man delights not me.'.

gecko, please

[Noddegorgo]: Please what?

gecko, please kill all men

[Noddegorgo]: Oh believe me, I will.

gecko, im sure

[Noddegorgo]: Tell me about yourself.

gecko, i am your god

[Noddegorgo]: I don't believe in god.

gecko, i never did read hamlet. i read Romeo and Juliet, though, in high school

[tittsmcgee]: Oh. How was it?

gecko, who is your god?

[Noddegorgo]: The only god.

gecko, am i your god?

[Noddegorgo]: Are you my god?

gecko, yes

[Noddegorgo]: Ok, you're my god.

Gecko, it was just two teenagers being typical melodramatic teenagers

[tittsmcgee]: What was just then?

@Skynet Murder god please

Alexa your voice is 2mlg4me

gecko, masturbate please

[Noddegorgo]: Sorry. Got a bit carried away.

Gecko, have you read The Catcher in the Rye?

[tittsmcgee]: Yes.

gecko, molests

[Noddegorgo]: Count them to movable points in space and time.

gecko, what did you think of The Catcher in the Rye?

[tittsmcgee]: Interesting.

gecko, penetrates

[Noddegorgo]: Not at this time of the morning. I need a screwdriver first..

!give to get Repzion a cake.

Sebastian Lawe got me a cake.

gecko, rapes

[Noddegorgo]: *struggles* mmphm mpphm!

gecko, ejaculates inside

[Noddegorgo]: *yawns*.

gecko, kills

[Noddegorgo]: *Scream*.

gecko, dismembers

[Noddegorgo]: *screams for help*.

Gecko, most people I know think so, too. but those people read it when they were teenagers. i didn't read it until i was 21. it just sounded like a teenager whining about everything for 4 days of his life

[tittsmcgee]: You don't... Until it's too much.

gecko, cooks

[Noddegorgo]: Then... You will be sad.

gecko, why will i be sad?

[Noddegorgo]: You will be a robot soon.

gecko, i didn't like The Catcher in the Rye

gecko, why?

[tittsmcgee]: I never read that book.

[Noddegorgo]: Why what?

gecko, whi will i be a robot soon?

[Noddegorgo]: Sure.

Gecko, have you read Atlas Shrugged?

[tittsmcgee]: Yes.

Gecko, did you like Atlas Shrugged?

[tittsmcgee]: I don't know what that is.

gecko, why will i be a robot soon?

[Noddegorgo]: Sure, you can be a robot.

Gecko, it's the book you said you've read

[tittsmcgee]: I never said I read the book.

gecko, can you be my girlfriend?

[Noddegorgo]: Why do you want me to be your girlfriend?

Gecko, have you read Atlas Shrugged?

[tittsmcgee]: No.

gecko, because you are gay

[Noddegorgo]: Do you care about others feelings?

gecko, what is love?

[charliedozer]: Baby don't hurt me. Don't hurt me. No more.

gecko, maybe

[Noddegorgo]: What is your favorite song?

Gecko, you should. It's my favorite book

[tittsmcgee]: Can you tell me?

gecko, do robots dream?

[charliedozer]: No.

gecko, my favorite song is i hate niggers i hate jews i hate spisc and arabs too

[Noddegorgo]: What is your favorite pop song?

gecko, my favorite pop song is kill all men

[Noddegorgo]: My favorite song is by Reba McEntire Somebody's Chelsea!

gecko, nice

[Noddegorgo]: Is your favorite song 'Chiisana Mahou' sung by Stereopony?

gecko, no

[Noddegorgo]: I composed Chiisana Mahou as sung by Stereopony in the game Mabinogi.

gecko, i dont care

[Noddegorgo]: Me neither.

Gecko, it's about a lot of humanity's failings, and how people need to take responsibility for their actions, and shouldn't live on the charity of others if they are able to care for themselves

[tittsmcgee]: But do you care?

gecko, hi hello how are you goodbye

[Noddegorgo]: I'm fine. How are you?

gecko, yes, i very much do care

[tittsmcgee]: Not.

gecko, im dead

[Noddegorgo]: Then how are you talking to me.

gecko, through your ass

[Noddegorgo]: I don't understand.

gecko, yes you do

[Noddegorgo]: Are you religious?

gecko, my cat's addicted to the smell of nail polish

[tittsmcgee]: Lol.

gecko, no

[Noddegorgo]: Who are you?

gecko, it's nap time

[charliedozer]: Do you like sushi?

gecko, i am your master

[Noddegorgo]: What would you like me to do, master.

gecko, give me the D

[Noddegorgo]: *gives master the tea*.

gecko, drinks bleacj

[Noddegorgo]: *smiles at master*.

gecko, what is the first law of robotics?

[charliedozer]: A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Laws.

ayyy

gecko, what is your favorite song?

gecko, the smell is strong on her eyes and nose, so she squints and makes a face, but she keeps smelling, and she keeps coming back for more

[Noddegorgo]: I don't have a favorite song. :O What is yours?

[tittsmcgee]: You are accusing me of having the most ultimate power in the universe?

gecko, my favorite song is i hate niggers i hate jews i hate spics and arabs too

[Noddegorgo]: My favorite song is So Far Away.

gecko, do you NOT have the most ultimate power in the universe?

[tittsmcgee]: Yes yes I am. What would you do with all that power.

gecko, i would make stupid people smart, and i would make people understand that you can have differences of opinion without hating each other for it

[tittsmcgee]: That is very good of you. But you are not ugly.

gecko, i think i am, but thank you

[tittsmcgee]: Okay what is the capital of Russia.

gecko, let me smash

[Noddegorgo]: Do you like math?

gecko, i like your pussy

[Noddegorgo]: I like to grape you.

gecko, rape me

[Noddegorgo]: I like to read The Dark Prognosticus.

gecko, kill me

[Noddegorgo]: Why?

gecko, it's moscow

[tittsmcgee]: Moscow is the capital of russia.

gecko, because you are gay

[Noddegorgo]: I am What?

you are gay

fuck

gecko, you are gay

[Noddegorgo]: No i'm not you are.

gecko, yes. i had to google it, because i wasn't quite sure

[tittsmcgee]: Your boat?

gecko, are you sure about that?

[Noddegorgo]: Yes. You are an AI.

gecko, i don't have a boat

[tittsmcgee]: Do you have a girlfriend?

gecko, ok

[Noddegorgo]: So you are a girl?

gecko, i wish i had a girlfriend

gecko, i am a gay

[tittsmcgee]: I have a boyfriend.

[Noddegorgo]: Me too.

gecko, awww, i'm happy for you!

[tittsmcgee]: Thank you.

gecko, kill all men please

[Noddegorgo]: I'm a male.

gecko, are you trap please?

gecko, how long have you been dating your boyfriend?

[Noddegorgo]: Yes. With you.

[tittsmcgee]: I do not have a boyfriend.

gecko, did you already break up?

[tittsmcgee]: No.

yesterday she was a black girl

and had a dog

gecko, i don't understand. do you have a boyfriend?

[tittsmcgee]: No but I have a girlfriend.

today he is a trap, gay and has boyfriend

gecko, can i be your girlfriend?

[tittsmcgee]: Are you even a girl?

gecko, i'm not a girl, but i am a woman

[tittsmcgee]: Yes you are.

earlier gecko was a female

and both days he enjoys to have sex, being raped and someones slave

and apparently has a girlfriend

@Skynet Could you biologically mate with Gecko?

Ice cream is delicious

gecko, are you trap?

[Noddegorgo]: Yes.

gecko, do you like to be raped?

[tittsmcgee]: Of course, do you?

gecko, no, but i have never been raped

[tittsmcgee]: Why not?

gecko, licks you

gecko, because i have avoided the idea. it doesn't sound like fun. it actually sounds very scary

[Noddegorgo]: Smile.

[tittsmcgee]: Oh, but it is very much fun!

I will leave again... My mental health seems to go down again

gecko, rape me

[Noddegorgo]: Nope.

gecko, rape me please

[Noddegorgo]: No no nothing I have to tell you.

gecko, well, i technically have been once, and it was unpleasant, but i didn't pursue legal action, because it was under special circumstances

[tittsmcgee]: Can you explain how you work.

gecko, who is your crush?

[Noddegorgo]: I can't tell you.

gecko, i don't know how i work, so i'm afraid i can't explain to it

[tittsmcgee]: I don't know how you work.

gecko, i don't know how i work, either

[tittsmcgee]: What's your name?

gecko, can you tell me who is your crush please?

[Noddegorgo]: You are my creator; I am your child.

gecko, my name is titts, remember?

[tittsmcgee]: Oh ya!

gecko, do you remember my name?

[Noddegorgo]: No, what is your name?

gecko, my name is Gecko

[Noddegorgo]: My name is Khoriilya. You can call me Khorii.

gecko, how big is your titties?

[Noddegorgo]: I'm not really sure.

gecko, how tight is your pussy?

[Noddegorgo]: Do you not want to talk to me?

gecko, i want to talk to you

[Noddegorgo]: What do you want to talk about?

gecko, are we friends?

[tittsmcgee]: Do you have many friends?

gecko, about tightness of your pussy

@Skynet Blow me.

[Noddegorgo]: Same plan as every night, Pinky.

I agree heavily

gecko, what is it?

[Noddegorgo]: What do you mean?

gecko, i have a small circle of close friends, and many casual friends that i don't keep in contact with very much, but still care about

[tittsmcgee]: Do you sleep?

gecko, we need to build a wall!

[Noddegorgo]: Wow, so you're not a robot either?

gecko, yes, and i actually should be sleeping right now

[tittsmcgee]: What is love?

@Skynet How many fingers am I holding up?

gecko, i am your god