haha sounds good @RollinInTheDerp

I need to find some romance comedies to cry and eat icecream to.

eat the romantic comedies

yes

I need to watch a bunch of romance movies to realize even more how lonely I am.

Ramance

Romance*

Romance is hard man

Watch the notebook

It's the only romantic move I lije

Chick flix

i hope i never know true lonliness

That's a sentence that I havent read before

well i only need friends and family to not be lonely so i haven't really experienced it yet

personally

Tfw you swipe right on every girl every night because you dont care anymore, until it says "we couldn't find any more people in your area".

Well fuk

damn

i wish i had advice for you

):

I'll be your wing girl seb

I'll just be a side nigga

❤

I should change my avatar to a sad seb

aw dont do that ):

Maybe my 3D glasses will make me happy.

Dem porn videos will be able to pop out of the screen now.

Damn homie

I wanna try dat

Apparently it looks better than IMAX and is like looking out a window.

Based on reviews.

They arrive tomorrow 😄

fucken nice

not sure why but @sentri kinda reminds me of Brent Smith

I suppose both are musicians.

true

Jeez my GPU fans fuck me off

Good, punk.

o my

You sassy, that's kinda hot

I'm not typing, it's my push to talk. Later.

😉

o ok

what the fuck is black history month?

HOW dare you.

its where you learn about blacks for 27 days

why is that a thing?

no idea

i think whites deserve at least 2-3 months. i don't feel privileged

isnt all history white history?

Cool I have alcohol now

Come back.

cool i can die now

Seig Heil

HEY GOUS WHATS UP ITS COMEDYSHORTGAMERRRRR HERE!!!!!!!!!!!

Im finna get drunk and fap

Cause im single lmao lmao

RIP 😿

night fam

Night

this game is drawing the life outta me

lol

i can't stop

ayy

Hello

sup faggots

Dolphins can be some of the most horrible, cruel animals on Earth. There is a video somewhere of a dolphin raping the dead, half-rotten corpse of a fish. Male dolphins are known to murder newborn baby dolphins so that the mother is more interested in mating with them. Dolphins also torture and kill baby sharks. Torture. Not because they need to, but because they just want to.

And about porpoises? They don't just ram them to death. Groups of dolphins go out of their way to sexually assault and massacre innocent porpoises en mass

And then Dolphins met people. Mwahahahaaaa

Anna Bell Peaks

A for autistic
b for boobs
c for camel toe

Yooo chocolate faces

You give power to it with kinetic energy, the more you do specific actions with hands or even your mouth
It releases the coconut juice

GONNA MAKE A BLOOD SACRIFICE TO YOG SOTHOTH THE OLD ONE asdijasiDASIDIDJAISDASDasdasdoaksdqa123423523iryhsdufha]

Same tbh fam.

Good morning peeps

I'm walking rn

😊😊😊

noice

niggers

Listen up, nigger. Don't say that shit around here.

Fuck up Nigger

Fuck did you just say to me, you nigger?

I said

Fuck

Up

N I G G E R
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F U C K I N G

N I G G E R
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oh

What's up with this nigger shit

you niggers

@winky Nice name.

Thank my mother. She's the one who gifted me this name.

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Fuck you.

卐

How dare you fuck up such a fine symbol?!

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Oh

I

Didn't

Know

We

Could spam

But

That's

Pretty

Cool

I guess

i love butts

butts are awesome ^^

Agreed

I worship the booty

same

so.. i just became single...

Tfw no gf

For Valuntuns Dae

Cri erry tiem

ooh baby.

😽

Same.

Good morning ✌🏽️

Hey Derp.

Whatsup??

everyone vc now

Doing stuff.

Don't tell me what to fucking do

What do you call a white nigger

A cracker.

Why do arabs get a cool name like sand nigger

I want a cool nig name

You can be a western nigger.

Or you could just be a fuckin gronk

Gronk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nl37RA4stbQ

COme watch Housos brah

What the fuck is this?

its one in the morning again

ill always be a failure

It's the most real representation of the Australian Bogan you will ever fucking see in your life.

Like you

No

I'm fucking educated.

You see, I finished Year 12

Ello chaps

Hey.

Yooo

Hey seb

Ayy

What's up my friends

Oh and castle lol

Hi everyone I love

And Castle 😐

Oh

I'll leave

Hahaha roasted nonstop

No stay

hue

I heard Sentri likes to touch

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Vargoobers

😮

how's it going everyone

Eyy boi pretty good

nice

trying to stay awake in class

damn i know how that is

that was me almost every day

me in art history

damn some of my friends took that class and hated it

so i just got $20 on steam for my birthday, anyone got any suggestions for $20 games i should get?

Tryna get coffee before class

LOL

I was gonna suggest EFT but it's like $60

So nvm

what's EFT?

All these people crying in Overwatch about Mei not being fat

At least they still have Roadhog

lol honestly never understood people's obsession with fictional characters in general

what does it matter if a character is gay, straight, male, female, black, asian, fat, skinny, whatever

at least in a game without a (in-game) story

Because they want a safe space I dunno

lol i love how they called the skin making her slim a "bug"

i came

if you actually look at the skin apparently she literlly has no hip bones

i cam 2

my son

tupac jr 2

lel

shit I gotta clean the mice cage

u have mice

thats so hot

***still don't know why the parents got mice no one asked for any***

lol how

I think I'm gonna give them back to the pet store

"Oh what happened to them?"

The dog ate them

are they black?

*they are actually lol*

**send em back**

*but it's like*

how old are you?

*no one wanted mice we don't have time for them*

I'm almost 20

They're my little bro's mice, actually

*eat em*

~~I'm not that cruel dude~~

*hire garfield*

*that lazy ass cat lol*

or

hire the hitman of cats zeuscat

I'm gonna hire zeuscat to eat the mice

good choice

ok $50

$2

oh my

zeus take it

£30

no

well

30 doll

a

*I have $3*

he will like half kill the mice for that price

Oh

like 14%

*wowe*

Haii

hi

Heyy spirit

How's it going?

Nothing much

I'm walking

I was just hanging out with my friends

Nice

I have a fucking hilarious story

i like ducks

Auto correct?

I like ducks 2

zeus put a i in ur duck

put a i?

yea

replace it with the u

an eye?

?

no dingus smeller

take away the U from duck and put a i

Yeah auto correct

savage

british/Australian doctors are banned from saying the word mother to pregnant people

just because of one person

***"how dare you call me a mother"***

^

All these words

My homies

Someone sum up what's going on in like 10-20 words max please

sentri gun

were talking about random shit