@Blaundee wat

Even though onions ARE GROSS they still don't deserve it

LOL

Camping in a cemetery...

Can't say I've done that

***yet***

did ya'll see strangeaeons latest onion book review

Can I have a job at a place called Boob Tea. You don't have to pay me

ngl camping in a cemetery sounds DOPE

probably illegal

@RED i'll hire u

I did @superdriver.mp3

one time I was looking for mushrooms in a cemetery at dusk and police pulled up on me and my sister lol

We both hopped in the car and waited

Officer comes over to our door

@leezha bro that's gay

You forgot to say nohomo

"Now there's only 2 reasons people come to this cemetery after dark"

"DRUGS, and SEX"

@leezha h e l l y e a h

can someone pls tell kingpin i can’t send him screenshots of the dms from soul? he said he wanted to see them but i can’t send them to him and i can’t speak loud enough to get his attention ):

My sister: "She's my sister!"

oshit my bad

Hi I'm Officer Tracer with Boobtea County Sheriff's Department

y e s

**y e s**

"It's not considered incest if you say no choromo"

bruh

LOL oof

LMAO

***nO CHOROMO**

No chromo*

No chromo lel

sorry, my fried is brain

It was funny too

Cause

ALIEN VS PREDATOR: USS NOCHROMO

we said we werent there for either obviously

And he had suspicious eyes

First bad sign

MY sister my mom and I all have different last names

And also when he shined the light in our car the first thing he asked is "what is that on the floor there?"

There was a mushroom lol

This is Lieutenant Ripley, last survivor of the Nochromo, signing off.

***Distant default dance sounds***

Once we said we were just foraging he was cool but still lol

a girl at my school said "i have like 15 siblings and we were all put up for adoption"
i responded "are you scared you'll accidentally ||fuck|| one?"

wat

I mean

They do say similar looks attract

***i mean that's a problem***

My siblings are all women

3 sisters lol

Incest is wincest

^

Potato bread

Anyone feel like eating that?

why be a winchester when you can be a Wincester

Cause I sure as hell don’t

Wat

The fuck

Is potato bread

Potatoes made out of bread or bread made out of potatoes

Either way

Don’t feel like eating it

Sounds disgusting

Yes

potato bread is great with stew idk what your talking about

Boob tea

How the fuck

I haven't had potato bread in a while

Potatoes were literally designed to be bland

and wheat isnt

mmmm sweet potatoes

I DONT CARE HOW MANY SAY I AM NASTY

Sweet potatoes are one of my very favorite foods

That's understandable

pingus do you wanna see the cancer i got today

I can eat them like crack

@bad moon 🌑 yes

Not the kind of crack blood moon's seen today tho

fried potatoes with sourcream butter and bacon bits are the bomb

kk

@Repzion did i find onisions fake page?? https://www.reddit.com/r/insanepeoplefacebook/comments/dbzyja/what_the/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

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Boob tea.

Lul

omfg

that hurt to read

tiddy tea

^

s p o o k y tea

sp(boob)py tea

Anyone who calls it breast milk is a dumbass

Tiddie tea sound pretty god

it's called tiddy juice

Someone send be their tiddies so I can make tea

omw

gonna dunk my tiddies in hot water for u

Hellyeah

crispy tiddy juice

I already dunked my tiddies in hot water last week

r e g r e t

damb

rip to you but i’m different

I dunked my balls in corn syrup

I rammed a jet I was piloting into a vietcong jet because i was laughing at boob tea too hard

hot

Imagine

The germans lost world war 2 because boob tea

hell ye

That actually happened

O shit

Rly?

Yes man

It’s in all history books

Mine just say incel on every page

Fuck

The train is completely full

actually, germans won

I have to stand for half an hour

In a train

they got their union

I’m sitting on the floor ig

Train

What is this japan

Busy with uni camt talk much sorryyy

Yes

japan
more like
napaj

At these times the Netherlands is nippon

nippon

Yes

Nippon steel?

Wheres my katana

They got the nipp on

netherlands > endlands

change my mind

Netherlands > potatoes for dinner

sometimes i misread netherlands as neanderthals and vice versa

**boob tea is typing**

@bad moon 🌑 thats where they live after all

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SHUt

Well our government is run by actual Neanderthals

Netherlands=stealing other people's cultures because we are to boring to do it ourself

this just in: the loli voice makes kingpin hard uwu

Understandable

where did you steal da weed? @Skinny_Pingus

Netherlands = using blackface and then acting like it isn’t then getting mad when people call us out

Honestly? It just makes me want to raise a racist loli.

@TychoLorenzo because traditions

blackface is based

Cause traditions can’t be racist

Cause we follow traditions

justin trudeau taught us that its great

hes the biggest anti racist on the planet sooo

its great

If we really followed traditions he wouldn’t be a black guy but an old grumpy man

That wants to beat the shit out of children

Honestly I’d like to have some white guys

With kkk clothing

Not some black face

can mixed people join white pride?

That's. An interesting thought

i know black people can join the KKK

Can straight people join gay pride?

Cause I ain’t gay

yes, they call themselves queer

I think mixed races get more hate from the black community than the white, so I'm going to assume so anyway.

But I like to dress up as a women sometimes and flop my dick around

In front of loads of people

I mean, there's exceptions for any group going to join a political cause.

Politics are essentially an attrition war of numbers. It's not really ideals anymore. As long as I have enough people on my side, fuck whatever it means in the end

But I ain’t gay tho

I just like to do gay stuff

so you commit gay without being gay

I'm gay, and I do double gay stuff

truly sinful

It is Wednesday, my doods

aaaaaaaaaaaaa-AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

I commit succ without getting succ

traps are gay af

@Shattered what about futa

Futa is doubly gay

It’s not gay to suck dick if you don’t like it

futa is also gay

But *tiddies*

The fact you want a chick, but add a dick, makes it gayer than being regular gay

My tits are better than any girls tits I’ve ever seen

Sucking dick is gay

If you're a guy

i want tits 😭

What about gibbing hanjobs

Same

Giving handjobs ain’t gay when you disgust it

If you are boy and you do gay stuff to boy

That's gay

*i aint helping myself here*

Uhhh

What about

[[[REDACTED]]]

**free tits come and get em**

Just having thia conversation proves all yall judens are gay

I ain’t gay

I just need money

Like

Really really bad

That's still gay

@superdriver.mp3 gib

But gay people like me

So thats easy money

Whatever homo

Im not gay but im open minded

It’s not gay if the balls don’t touch bro

It’s not gay as long as you say you’re straight

A little seed when you and your friend meet

That ain’t gay

I'm definitely really gay. I used to be bi but. That didn't work out so well with my past relationships. And I leaned off the fence too hard

Luigi says girls are gay cause girls like dick and thats gay

Girls aren’t gay

i usually wear anti gay thigh high socks

Girls like dick. That's really gay

thats the easiest way

Okay

My thigh highs don't stay at my thighs

Good point

They fucking ride down all the time

Oh god

garters

You need a garter then

i don't have one. And...I dunno how to use them

I'm fairly new to crossdressing.

they’re suspenders for ur socks that connect to ur undies

My thigh highs don’t stay up either

Except they go around ur waist

None of my panties would support those clips. If that's what you're getting at.

I. Uh. I'm not getting the right idea am i

i think there are some specifically made undies for garters? like they have it built in

I may need to find an image, it will not be safe for work

Like jarretel gordels?

I dunno if they'd have a garter in my size.

Weird flex but okay

i have nothing in my size omfg

NO I MEANT

i meant that nothing I ever buy really actually fits

More of that in <#286742216477638656>

It's always a fucking toss up

try it before you buy it bro

That’s what I do with every single thing I buy

Even the raw chicken from the supermarket

And I got salmonella poisoning so now I know it is not a good buy

What