It is

since I'm going

u retarded or sum shit

WTF

nig-gie was censored too

hiya

hi there

how it go

Out of surgery, want to eat everything in sight

yummy time

Being on NPO suuuuucks

tell me why some old cunt comes barreling around the corner and almost hits me at the crosswalk, then comes up to me in an aisle and says, “young lady, you should look both ways before crossing the street, you know.” like bitch get those fucking cataracts out of your corneas and fucking pay attention in your goddamn tissue box of a car, i dare you to hit me

AN D I KEEP BUMPING MY STITCHES OH MY GOD

i’m gonna bust them

careful!

I hate stitches.

if i get hurt on the clock, i get worker’s comp

sorry, guys, can’t be stupid rn, but i can be stupid in another 3 minutes ok

oh shit gotta change my bandage actually

off to work. pls don’t call me a furry in dms, thx

👉 🚪

Shat you skinny hoe

Why you tryina fight

Bad Moon is my personal furry, pls don't DM her about her services, ty

Wait, Blood Moon

Damnitr

Child moon

https://tenor.com/view/shit-shet-clay-davis-gif-3541449

Sailor moon

Daddy moon

King Moon

<:wubbyPray:583917395052331009>

😂

Hail Pope moon

Heil

Heil Mein Moon

Moon Kampf

moon führer

Whoa wtf

Germans cant say that

Get out nazi

Jkjk

I did nazi that coming

Now laugh or I shoot

👁 👅 👁

@xXNobleCXx nice

I love me😍

Oof

Yes

No

Oh

No u

Never having children

Annoying little fuckers

wut

Just hate kids

Kids are really something

Especially in a walmart with loud southern parents

*eww*

Also never gonna forget when both booths side by side of me had screaming kids

That was a long dinner

Abortion should be mandatory

Yikes

Don't you yikes me

Is it too late to abort myself?

*it's never too late*

Omg flashback to edgy highschool days

**its not too late its never too late**

I yikes whoever I feel like

How about them apples

ladies

Gentlemen

REEREEEE

I'm so sleepy

should i do it

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07MVPW8HB/?coliid=IC2TISDHEPIPO&colid=10E7HTQOWF4GH&psc=1&ref_=lv_ov_lig_dp_it

Do it

Fucking get it Dan

ugh its so expensive tho

i haven't spent that much on me in a long long time

lol

that one item would be all my extra spending money for hte whole month

It's your choice to meet and hangout with friends or buy more RAM

Also, we still down for Thursday Dan?

LOL, i buy ram we can't see joker

jk

i already have tickets for it, doesn'et affect me buying ram

I'd say buy 2 for now

and then decide on the others later

Make @Draconic_kingpin buy the snacks though

I'll see if i have any money after buying his VR set

I have cookies :3

I have tumors )

vc is poppin

64gb of ram

i've never had that much b efore

You'll probably never cap out at 30 honestly

yo

dan

wut week am i takin off

ya bitc

reeeeee

dat and you'll never use more then 8Gbs

honestly.

well no 16

Idk 16 isn't a ton

I'd say the average person would never go over 20

Actually maybe because he is using it for video editing stuff too, gaming you wont EVER go over 16.

😩

Do u even eat mcd

I bet u don't

Losers

i eat da king

I bet u love life

i dont

wut u gonna do bout it

I lost my bet

Frik

I hate u😡

I eat ass

<:Hillary:326566103268720640>

no

I want you guys to know that this is one of the most fun groups I've been part of and I love and appreciate all of you who regularly interact with me.

So I... Am a dumbass. I forgot to ask for a commode since I'm not supposed to put weight on my foot and I just bled all over the floor walking to the bathroom

ok

Don't be like me.

noobs

Ouch!

;p

@Plejaren hush you

what did i do noob

mmmmmmmm

gib food

ladies

Mentlegen

my dick > your dick

https://tenor.com/view/boom-the-boys-explode-gif-14795541

Santa broke my bicycle pump,,,what kind of moron do you have to be to break a bicycle pump????

Goodnight @Blaundee @Repzion

you ditched us before i could say goodnight 😦

night Lissy

night Peabody ❤ ❤

my internet was not keeping up with the sound it was all robotic

@Jennifer **bro you good???**

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/589159770326433792.gif?v=1

love that

https://tenor.com/view/wallace-grommit-wallace-and-grommit-star-wars-sheev-gif-13920387

@Repzion drag me in there

@Draconic_kingpin get in a VC t hen

ight

@Blaundee

@bad moon 🌑 I got 90% on my science test

well done

Oh hi Mr Peabody

and thanks

:D

GOOD

SMARTY

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/10006451/man-shoplifting-bulge-big-penis/

I FUKCING SPILLED HALF MY GRAVY

FUCK

Oh no

THIS IS A DISASTER

F

F

It's a spooky month!

God it's the first of October end me

Somebody wake up Green Day, September ended and we're all scared

@YuppyPlays wud up

Not much my main hunky man x

Work in less than 5 hours and I haven't slept, I am tard

How bou' you ;D

go to sleep t hen

even if you cant go to sleep, jsut lie in bed with your eyes closed, focusing on one thing

I did that last night XD

went to worth on 0 hours of sleep

bro u good??

no

just had a 3 hour nap

"nap"

that’s the dream, bro

me: i can’t sleep :/
also me: has an energy drink every time i work

i’m hopefully getting my stitches out wednesday, but i probably prematurely peeled the surgical glue off the other finger because the wound doesn’t seem totally healed

I've done that so many times man, I've had friend who did that so often he started crying before sleep cause it frustrated him

he had severe insomnia though, diagnosed- I just think I have insomnia

oh bro that’s so awful

ik 😦 I never caught him doing it that I know of, this was when he lived with me

if i want to go to bed at a decent time, i take melatonin supplements

but he told me one day and got super depresso espresso and I just hugged the cunt

Luckily since then he has found a way to sleep

my body’s so used to running on little sleep for long periods of time, so when i can sleep, i *sleep,* y’know

he gets really, really, really, really high

and sleeps on his new luxury bed that he bought to help him sleep

and surprisingly, god damn it works

i’m talkin like 12-13 hours, don’t fucken touch me

Duuuuude

are you me?

```Close you eyes, relax, breathe easy```

i lowkey hate it tho bc like!! it’s my only full day off for who knows how long!! and i slept it away?? unbelievable, i want a refund

I do this every fucking saturday

I work mon-fri

and I always sleep in saturday super hard

i wouldn’t be able to function at work if i wasnt caffeinated

my jobs aren't even that demanding, it's all office work from home

but I still somehow feel insanely tired due to my own shitty ability in sleeping

had this nasty bitch come in, trying to return something that she:
1. didn’t have the receipt for
2. didn’t even have the box for (so no upc to scan)
3. *insisted* she bought both items at my store and separately, even tho we don’t fucking carry one thing she had anymore

she had this utter air of arrogance about her that would’ve normally pissed me off

That's how they hustle

bastards

i was doing everything i possibly could to fucking help her!! and she was being a total fucking cunt!!

well joke’s on her, because it just went back on a store credit card and not in cash, so whatever

“i bought this here just five days ago!” you stupid bitch, we havent even carried this for over a month and i fucking know that

talkin about, “i didn’t have a charger the whole weekend!” were you fucking by yourself?? could you not visit another store?? she fucking went to Boston, my guy

p sure they have stores in boston, but go off i guess

chimken

steak

fuck

first word of the day and it’s WRONG

👎

oh no the fingers near knives

😖

Using weed to make you sleep <:WeirdChamp:571257302368256001>

That shit literally cuts off any deep sleep

u want deep sleep? drink dirty fish tank water

you’ll likely get a serious infection and need to be put in a medically induced coma

@Draconic_kingpin i gotchu

@xTroubledxSoulx It helped him sleep,what can I say

is he doing better now?

an old friend of mine had an awful time sleeping, but wouldn’t do anything about it

he got fired because he kept waking up late for work. sometimes would sleep the entire shift away

Well to put in perspective, back when he lived with me, he was working an office job as an apprentice that he fucking despised and frustrated him to no end for shit pay

years later, current day, he works for a company that assists the government with weapons and technology, he actually helps with a lot of infrastructure stuff, paid very well too- and he can sleep better than before

great!!

that’s the only kind of glo-up i wanna see

aha hell yeah

fuck your physical glo-up, bitch, your mind is still in shatters

had another friend who would do *nothing* at all to better himself mentally, but would dump all his problems on me

so aggravating

Bought a new headset

Problem: microphone plays in the speakers

@bad moon 🌑 i clean fish tanks for part of my job at petsmart

<:thenk:586872107955126272>

drink the watee

ew

the grossest is the feeder goldfish tanks

they drop like flies

and pollute that system of water